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2018

12

Mar

Olivia Munn’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Olivia Munn knows the drill…

She likes to find the place where the most pathetic dudes who can’t get laid are hanging, show them your tits disguised as a cosplay, nerd character, masturbation fodder….and carry that “celebrity” to land actual movie gigs…because casting people are lazy and figure her fans will buy movie tickets, knowing they got nothing else going for them.

But the truth is, she really doesn’t get that much work, she’s done a movie here and there, but she doesn’t get all the movies she tries to get, as she tries really hard to get, she’ll do anything to get, but rarely gets, even after 20 years trying to make it.

From low level TV host to low level actress to low level attention seeker – nipples out.

She’s garbage, she’s not hot, she’s a waste of time…but I’m posting her…because I am part of the problem.

This is strategy people…lame strategy but still strategy.

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here she is pantsless attention seeking the other day…this is what she does…

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2018

12

Mar

Sharon Stone 1000 Year Old Tits of the Day

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I remember when Sharon Stone was a pussy lip flash in a skirt in the early 90s, when porn wasn’t accessible, that lead to a lot of trouble renting the VHS of the tape, but not as much trouble as trying to pause the tape at the precise pussy flash moment to jerk off to the pussy….it took real artistry and skill to lock it in so that it wasn’t a pixelated mess…

That was a long time ago, way long ago, a thing of the past..shit that is in film history books it happened so long ago, but for some reason, I don’t think anyone has told Sharon Stone that it’s long gone…because she’s still out there doing it…

Is this a woman thinking she’s still hot, or a woman who knows she’s not who just threw in the towel and doesn’t give a fuck…

I guess we will never know. We’ll just watch it fall apart as gay men date her or sugar baby them, because why not, it’s a good life being a gigolo…if you can pull it off.

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2018

12

Mar

Helena Christensen Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

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Helena Christensen was one of the hottest models….back in the 90s…ONE of the hottest models…

But clearly…that was a very very very long time ago…

Bikini pics that remind of our own mortality…depressing maybe…but we’d all still fuck her which probably makes it even more depressing…

When a great power falls…there’s always a mourning period…this is the mourning period….with hard nipples and half nakedness so it’s not so bad.

FROM SOCIAL:

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2018

12

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Tits Out with the Other Famewhores at the IHeartRadio Awards of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin and her face injections that she’s trying to make as famous as she can, and that for some reason is actually booking jobs, a reason I call the crew she leeched off of, the Jenners and the Hadids, are too busy getting jobs of their own to host nonsense that doesn’t matter, like this award show for a Radio company, and the booking agents, who likely know her family, figure, give poor Hailey a break…

She’s a good Christian, who understands that Jesus forgives her when her tits are out, sexualizing herself, attempting to succeed at a career of being a vapid idiot the people celebrate and jerk off to, like some kind of idol or icon, who just stands around looking good, rather than actually cultivating a craft or skill…because she doesn’t need to.

I am not a fan.

THERE WAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER SLUTS AT THE LAMEST EVENT EVER CLICK HERE

Like Sarah Hyland and her tits to distract from her weird face:

Or Halsey, a Hooker we think…

Or Rita Ora a trashcan

Iggy Azalea and her Weird Body…

THERE WAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER SLUTS AT THE LAMEST EVENT EVER CLICK HERE

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2018

12

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Tits of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day, a attention seeking low level reality star from the past, is still out there producing weirdo content, showcasing her tits, in what we can assume is her attempt to get noticed again, since the last thing she did that anyone noticed was either fucking the Jersey Shore cast, after having a decade of black cock when she was at her fattest, or Celebrity Apprentice, where she was starting her quest back into white cock, through working out…

I don’t know what the hell this photoshopped insanity is, but I am amazed she’s still out there trying, it’s like if you don’t make it by 30, I doubt you’ll make it ever….unless you become a sex worker like our girl MAINLAND.

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2018

12

Mar

Frances Bean Cobain See Through Dress of the Day

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Frances Bean Cobain was 2 years old when her mom had her dad killed / when her dad committed suicide in what we all know is a myth of the 1990s grunge era, but that we’ll go along with like the record execs who gave Courtney Love a career after Kurt’s death, figuring they can ride off his celebrity, pass it onto her, and make her a rich person, who could even be more fucked up and crazy that she was pre-Nirvana fame….

The sex worker turned pop star and actress who has been consistently creazier and crazier each year….

Leading to a lot of fucking damage for their kid, Frances Bean Cobain, who grew up without a father, grew up with a crazy drug addict mother, grew up in the limelight or the wake of her dad’s “genius”…and her mom’s “celebrity”…with rumors that the mom had the dad killed, grew up amongst excess and drugs…making for some kind of interesting 25 year old people will always be interested in….who wears see though outfits to events that you can’t see her nipples in.

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2018

12

Mar

Caroline Vreeland Needs to Chill of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is some 30 or 40 year old, sloppy looking LA chick, who has been trying to be famous since she was 18 or 19, pulling a scenester kid hustle, hanging out with every important person she could along the way, being all quirky and silly in her social media, while always celebrating her massive sloppy tits, knowing they were the only thing anyone would ever care about.

I remember when she was trying really hard to be a singer and her instagram feed was her singing to a camera, showcasing her talent like it was the voice, then she finally forgot about that and figured out a way to mooch off another instagram whore who had polarized as a fashionista, that fashion brands were confused by figured was good to use as an “influencer” for their campaigns, now flying these two idiots all over the place and even paying them to promote shit…

All while giving Caroline Vreeland this ego, this idea that she’s finally relevant, the taste of fame she wanted, the people at the fashion parties on drugs she makes laugh at her jokes know her name and some even pay her like she’s an artist and no some mainstream attention seeking pile of big titty shit…

Her personal continues to develop, in Florida, in a bathing suit, trying so fucking hard…all accessorized and done up like it was a fashion show, or like she was a Glamourous celeb, when she’s just some bitch calling the paparazzi to take pics of her…because they take pics of anyone in Miami…it’s the reason Claudia Romani and so many other garbage people exist…

I guess the only thing we need to ask ourselves is how fucking high up can this pig pull up these bathing suit bottoms…trying to find her waistline…I think she’s maxed the fuck out.

These pics are a lot about her terrible ass…but figure…she thinks she’s more than just tits…all while remaining a shameless bottom feeder…

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2018

12

Mar

Bebe Rexha See Through of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is some fat chick, which I guess makes her name “ironic”…because clearly there is no anorexia going on here, unless BE-Rexia, is the oppoosite of ANorexia, where a bitch just never stops eating…which lucky for fat chicks in a fat america is the trend and ok…the pharma companies fucking love it, lobbied for it, they want everyone at 30 years old to be on Diabetic medications, because your body just can’t handle it…

I don’t know what this girl does, but she’s at events…she performs…I think her background is doing the vocals on cheesy EDM all the retard kids who make things trends on the internet listen to…and I guess she’s got a dress that doesn’t quite fit her monstrous ass…cuz it’s looking see through…

Exciting stuff…fat bitch with a fat ass…being fat at an event where she’s being celebrated like she matters…weird.

Here she is with her tits out..

Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2018

12

Mar

Bella Thorne in her One Piece Slut Gear of the Day

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Bella Thorne is wearing one of my favorite outfits a one piece underwear shirt, that connects the pussy, the tits and the asshole through a cloth…

These things used to drive me crazy in the 90s when everyone wore them, whether they had snaps or not, then when American Apparel re-released them and every hipster girl wore them through the 2000s…I was pumped…

It’s one of the most aggressive cameltoe givers and more interesting is when you’re stuck in a toilet stall with a girl wearing one doing cocaine…only to have her need to take a pee…virtually stripping fully naked to do it…always a good time…

The only annoying thing about this is her hard face, the fact that she’s an internet meme style singing and performer like all these idiots “meme-ing”…and her caption “I don’t need an id cuz I’m Bella Thorne”

I mean that and the fact that she’s even wearing clothes, with pants undone like that as her look, I’d be happier seeing some cameltoe…but I guess I don’t get anything I want ever.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

09

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Monster in a Sports Bra of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Ireland Baldwin, the daughter of two pretty famous people, who was an aspiring model, you know who was early to instagram doing the whole beach / bikini thing, but despite the resources and the representation, never got anywhere with her modeling….while her cousin, from the more pathetic Baldwin, with a non famous mom….the Christian Baldwin…is pretty much a fucking Kardashian now…these selfies should be enough explanation…

Ireland…a broken down pick up truck of a model…so damaged but still runs…definitely not model material…but I’m sure she could find a way to get cast in horror movies..right.

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