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2018

16

Feb

Sophie Mudd Insta-Thot of the Day

I don’t know who Sophie Mudd is, I follow her on instagram and probably have for a long time, but I don’t really check instagram because I hate instagram, it’s some bullshit egotistical platform for idiots to post pictures about how awesome their bullshit fabricated for social media lives are, but more interestingly, a place for models to get their start at posting half naked pics, which in and of itself is great, but get old fast, and it is also a dating site where pervert rich guys seduce these models posting half naked pics, but I just don’t care about anyone to log into that shit to see all the shit..not to mention it supports Zuckerberg who is the devil…

But this Sophie Mudd, in all her weirdo hormonal imbalance glory…has something pretty magical about her…a thing I call monster tits on a small frame, what we loved about Jennifer Love Hewitt in the 90s before her, because big tits on a small frame are always fucking great…

Sophie Mudd, pushing 1,000,000 followers, working towards being the next Alexis Ren…good times….

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2018

16

Feb

Blake Lively Goes Bottomless of the Day

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Blake Lively is trying to make some kind of post pregnancy comeback – showing off her fitness body…but girl’s so eager to get back into the jerk off material cycle, passed around like a slutty actress in the masturbation rings that her fans participate in, so eager she forget her dang pants…

I don’t like her horse face, but I didn’t watch Gossip Girl, I’m not too into this one, but it is here and in her 30s….pantsless.

Here’s her fitness

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2018

16

Feb

Katharine McPhee Fitness of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is a thing, she exists, she’s from American Idol to whatever it is she does now….and here she is in a Deep Lunge, you know stretching out that vagina of hers, that if you saw her leaked nudes, you’ll know was labiaplastied, the lips lasered off, the bloody panties and scabby lips selfie probably sent to her doctor – before shared with the world on the internet…disgusting..but not as disgusting as the fact that she’s dating a 70 year old man…sure he’s richer than God in the Music industry…behind many hit songs…but still 70 years old…which I guess is why she’s doing this fitness thing, it’s hard to keep a 70 year old rich guy hard, girl’s gotta do all the work, but more importantly, she probably doesn’t want him dying on her because she hasn’t got knocked up or married to him yet…all these bitches got a plan…

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2018

16

Feb

Iggy Azalea Ass Stuffed Into Leather Pants of the Day

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We still don’t really know who IGGY AZALEA is…but it does look like her fake ass is a giant diaper, especially when stuffed into a pair of leather pants…

She’s a scam, and this is her scamming, take it in….or look at in in awe, trying to figure out how or why someone would go this far with their fake ass, but more importantly, why the fake ass would be enough to make people care enough about her that she’s a name….not that she’s a name…but she’s definitely an ass.

Here she is in a see through shirt

What a fucking monster.

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2018

16

Feb

Bella Hadid in a Bra for Attention of Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted some weirdo on the balcony bra erotica that confuses me…

Is this empowering? You know a rich girl who gets paid thanks to her dad buying her sister celebrity, and this one coatail riding hard, and everyone let her because they probably felt sorry for her being the ugly one all her life, the back burnered one, the one who worked at a smoothie shop before getting styled and face injections to be this “icon” she is today… they were just like “let Bella Hadid do it”….and give her some more money for her new nose, cheeks and tits…

She is still not cute, she’s rat faced and looks like a tranny. Her tits, especially in a push up bra are alright though, so why not produce videos on your balcony to keep your fans and clients in high fashion happy, by reminding them that you’re just a low level shameless rich kid getting a hand out…..

Garbage. Yet a top model, you sure this isn’t Maitland Ward? Same hustle.

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2018

15

Feb

Hayden Panettiere’s Upskirt in Barbados of the Day

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How about some Hayden Panettiere in a weird mom squat showing off some cellulite legs…

She’s best known as someone nerds jerked off to cuz she was on some nerd show, but for a while she was rumored to be a sex toy in a hollywood child sex ring that her parents, who were soap stars were part of….which would explain why she ended up with the 7 foot tall, 300 pound, heavy weight boxer who you know takes it out on her pussy / cervix proper, in what must look fucking hilarious because of their size difference, a fetish really a really creepy fetish…

But the casual crotch shot is what the paparazzi is good for….I’m glad to have a moment of the glory days…when paparazzi matters…

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2018

15

Feb

Miley Cyrus Slutty for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Miley Cyrus the married woman, who just last year was a savage in terms of all of the content she was putting out there, just spread pussy, peeing, whatever the fuck she could do to be shocking with her body, like some kind of TUMBLR cam girl, all to promote and hype up a tour I am sure she made STUPID fucking money on, before taking a new approach of wholesome country girl….came out with this campaign for Converse shot by the GUESS? photographer in the 90s, turned hipster icon, who does pin-up and nude erotica probably the best, all stylized as fuck, for valentines…reminding me of a 70s porn chick….which is nice to see, because as far as I’m concerned it’s what MILEY does best, and really what all girls do best…be slutty, act like a sex worker, get rewarded…it’s the basics of our society and species as humans no matter how you try to spin it.

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2018

15

Feb

Liz Hurley’s Valentines Day Porno of the Day

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Liz Hurley is just way out of control with her social media account, it’s like this woman still has it in some capacity at the age of 50, posting her half naked pics, and probably loving every second of it, because she gets that instant feedback of 50,000 people liking her half naked pics, hours after she posts it, it’s good for a woman who has dried up thanks to biology, menopause is a real thing, but not after dropping at least one golden egg with the help of really rich guy sperm…that keeps paying the way for this OG sugar baby….

I’d be more into seeing the sex tape, when is that going to happen…probably never, she’s too rich, but there is hope, you know more and more topless seems to be her thing, eventually we will see the vagina tranny loving Hugh Grant made exist in the 90s…hopefully it doesn’t looks like a tranny’s vagina…

I’m probably just wishful thinking, not about seeing a tranny vagina, but Liz Hurley Vagina, after all these years, it’d be a nice gesture for still paying attention to her, but woman just likes half naked cock teasing….and it’s not so much a tease anymore…but she’s trying so we should look….

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2018

15

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Party of the Day

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I find watching a 38 year old lingerie model, who is still a lingerie model, which is weird but with photoshop and all that, I get what the brand would keep her around, she has fans, following, owes them her career, probably took a pay cut to continue, and all that logical business analytics stuff…

But when she takes it to her instagram, promoting herself like a 20 year old aspiring bikini model, in scandalous poses, because she doesn’t know how to do anything else, I find it awkward…

This is a mother, a religious mother, from Brazil…and her whole spreading her ass for her fans to sell bikinis…is just weird to me…

Use your instagram to be a mommy blogger, I want cookie recipes, or really a little more from her than posed bikini seduction…I want to save the bikini pics for the 20 year olds…this is just too weird to appreciate…but then again, skinny model, mom or not, in a bikini, shamelessly whoring herself, cuz she makes millions a year…is fine too because…old or not…half naked is HALF naked…which is why I worked at the old folks home changing diapers and washing the tenants….

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2018

15

Feb

Paris Hilton in Flowers For Valentines of the Day

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I guess Paris Hilton hasn’t been taken out back and shot like Old Yeller, you know the old bitch that served her time as an irrelevant rich girl, who was bright in her marketing, but her persona made women out to be these vapid, materialistic, half retards who spoke in baby talk, and sexualized themselves as sex workers, in sex tapes, to polarize and make millions with…leading to a generation of retards…creating the devil Kim Kardashian, that has created three more generations of retards…the legacy on the world is evil…and for that…I hate Paris Hilton…she’s also blocked me on social media for no reason and that’s just mean…how can I comment and befriend her fans…leaving me out of her party….EVIL…

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