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2018

15

Feb

Black History Month Sloane Stephens Appreciation Post of the Day

It is Black History Month, and I realize that in this time of inclusivity and everyone being so uptight while being empowered, it’s important for me to get involved by saying that I love black women, I don’t do enough posts on black women, maybe it’s because black women are racists and don’t like to fuck broke ass, obese, 50 year old mexicans, and I am bitter…..and no this isn’t from watching the Black Panther Black Power trailer too many times, this black love runs deep….a thirst I’ve had that’s never been quenched, so here is Sloane Stephens, whoever the fuck that is…looking good…YUM!

What a fucking babe….in Sports Illustrated….looking so good….I don’t know why Sports Illustrated hasn’t featured her before….

That body, I feel like the REDDIT GUY….ready to get wrestled…

I think SI put her up in their magazine, to speak to all the haters, so that they can get away with sexualizing all the sluts who like to be sexualized, and be like “what do you mean we objectify women, look at this shoot we did and PUBLISHED”…of a Goddess…

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2018

14

Feb

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day

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I forgot about Kelly Brook…

I did see her the other day in some weird fat chick being romantic IN A BIKINI …..but I tried to ignore it…

Here she is in a lingerie shoot, that I assume is a maternity shoot, because she looks like an old pregnant bitch, but then I am reminded of the fact that she’s too old to get pregnant…but I have been at this for a long time and I remember when she was actually pregnant, before deciding to off the baby, to move to LA, to turn her titty modeling to acting, where she got one movie job, thinking that was the start of good, but that ended there, and now she’s here, doing the same thing her big fat tits on her big fat frame have always done…starving herself for weeks before her tittY SHOOTS…

She’s pretty disgusting…

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2018

14

Feb

Madison Beer’s Cameltoe of the Day

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Madison Beer is some Beiber signed, youtuber first, rich from that internet money, not very compelling, but luckily bred by her mom to be some titty exposing attention seeker, who is now taking her online success offline, by trying to get the paparazzi up on her dick, on Valentines Day and everyday, thanks to showing up where they are, or where she called them to be, not doing anything really interesting or exciting, but jacking up her pants into her cunt, or pulling out tits in a casual way, trying to get people to notice her, and like me or any pervert sitting on the park bench in summer watching the woman’s yoga group do a day trip to YOGA In the park, we like the pussy definition….you know as a break from the tits….mix it up a little…even if we don’t and never will care about what we can assume is shitty music.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW|Uncategorized

2018

14

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver’s most interesting story, other than the fact that she’s AI, built in a lab paid for by a gay biologist and a lesbian egg to human genetic modification experiment…like making sex doll out of human, making her pretty much the closest thing the world has come to a real life sex doll, or maybe you’d call her a clone, some SINGULARITY shit, some DNA manipulating shit that is, SCI/FI Shit, now in its 20s, a scientific revelation, where the technology is likely far more advanced if Victoria’s secret was to finance a homosexual biologist to help create more models…something they are definitely doing.

The interesting story, is she was a virgin when she was in NEW YORK, and lost it to the guy she’s dating and is now some kind of VALENTINE HERO….in her red lingerie.

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2018

14

Feb

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Titties of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a big girl who is making moves, which I know is against the whole philosophy of big girls, who you’d think are more into sitting and eating chips / cake all day, but this one, this one wants to be famous, known, seen, and thinks she’s hot enough to pull it off, and I guess she is…even though her thighs are terrifying…

Her early career was attempting and failing to be an actual model, back when she was skinny, because she was average looking at best…something that she likes to talk about all the time “I wasn’t always this fat”….but now that she is fat, she’s finally happy….when really it was just a viral stunt to get her noticed, and noticed she was, and here she now is. tits out….

MIRACLES Happen, if you have the right timing…in your decision and angling of gaining weight, despite the impending DIABETES…that could easily come at her and will…it always does…but she’ll be rich enoug to deal with it at the time it does happen…with all her fame and glory..from being a chick who gained weight…weird.

Here is her big girl booty in jeans

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2018

14

Feb

Who Is Pixie Lott of the Day

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Pixie Loot or LOTT isn’t naked enough, therefore not living up to her name that you may or may not recognize…..since we aren’t too sure who she is…

But we do know that one thing I’ve learned as a man on Valentines Day and really on EVERYDAY is that these girls don’t have to be the hottest of bodies, or the hottest of faces, but if they are thin girls, with some skinny legs and a decent round ass……I like em!

And Pixie Lott, despite being under the radar in terms of her celebrity, does know how to dress semi scandalous enough to possibly jerk off to if you’re desperate enough to jerk off to someone with a record contract rather than a porn contract…

Here she is in SWIM SUITS…

Here are some pics….of her….in a magazine

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2018

14

Feb

The Best Valentines Day Gift of the Day

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Don’t let Valentine’s Day get you down…

If you’re alone, be excited about saving the money…

If you’re eager, hit up the dating apps or instagram, there are bound to be lonely girls who are eager to get fucked to make them feel better about their decision of choosing casual sex over relationship…

If you’re like me, and you hate your wife, or if you’re someone I idolize who doesn’t have a wife, GET YOURSELF the Valentines Day gift idea from The Hand Pilot ….

Make no mistake, we are in a new era of sex, a sexual revolution if you will, where girls, pretty much all girls have their vibrators, and we as men have our MASTURBATORS

They’ve tried to make us feel like lonely perverts for owning these, just because they are jealous of these, knowing they can be replaced….

The way I see it, jerk off tools so that no matter how horny I am, I don’t have to lower yourself to fuck your wife….is a win…and jerk off tools to make you not bite the bullet and ruin your life with a wife…is a good thing…

So here’s my Top 5 Reasons a Pocket Pussy is better than a real pussy of the Day

1- Doesn’t Say No – is always in the mood.
2- Doesn’t get Yeast Infection – or it’s period
3- Doesn’t remind you of all that has gone wrong as it ages
4- Doesn’t nag you to shower, or clean up, or put on pants
5- Doesn’t get mad at you for fucking a different pocket pussy or pressure you to propose…

I mean do I really need to continue….we all know MALE MASTURBATORS WIN IN THE GAME OF LOVE – SO GET YOURS NOW

So Don’t make hotel reservations, restaurant reservations, waste your money on flowers or chocolates….SING YOUR 80s ROCK BALLAD LOVE SONG TO YOUR MASTURBATOR – SHOP NOW CLICK HERE

Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2018

13

Feb

Sports Illustrated Nonsense of the Day

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Why would a sports magazine encourage fat chicks to be fat? They should focus on Athletes, fat is unhealthy as fuck….it would make more sense to go body positive with chicks in shape, not fucking pig women with their guts hanging out…

I don’t need to see chicks who look like me in bikinis….

Then there’s the other models they use, who we see naked all the time on their feed making these pics obsolete and silly, cuz we can see these girls naked all the time and don’t need an over hyped, brand supported, bullshit….

But here’s a preview on the bullshit because I have been posting this shit for over a decade and I won’t stop now, unless they send me lawyer letters….because I don’t evolve, but SI tried to and they seem to be failing hard at it…cuz NO ONE cares about them or their fat chicks…

I think their strategy is “If we put in fat chicks, we can sexualize hot chicks, the way we always have”….

We know they are all creeps..

Gymnast Rape Victim – Erotica – Sexualizing Herself – Weird – Empowering….

Alexis Ren – Sex Worker – in Sex Worker Poses

Allie Ayers

Anne de Paula

Big Girl Ashley Graham

Barbara Palvin

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Danielle Herrington

Ebonee Davis

Eugenie Bouchard

Hailey Clauson

Haley Kalil

Big GIrl Hunter McGrady

Brenna Huckaby

Iyonna Fairbanks

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Kate Bock

Big Girl Kate Wasley

The OG Big Girl Kate – Kate Upton

Lais Ribeiro

Olivia Culpo

Olivia Jordan

Raven Lyn

Robyn Lawley

Samantha Hoopes

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

VIA SI.com

Posted in:SFW|Sports Illustrated

2018

13

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – THE BIKINI BOTTOM pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use it…

It’s safe to say – all these girls are pretty shameless…and I don’t mind it.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2018

13

Feb

Shay Mitchell Clickbait Running Naked on the Streets of LA of the DAy

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian actress who has had some serious success on a successful show….and became and instagram famous because that’s where the future is. Fuck TV acting, post slutty pics from travel….there’s more money in it and you can be your own boss…but really it is so fucking easy….

I’ve heard that she is some rich kid, possibly Indian, dot not feather, who was raised rich in the rich area of West Vancouver, where a girl I know knew her or her brother and said she was a cunt and I believe that because I know Canadians, I am Canadian, and the second a Canadian makes it in America after being in Degrassi, they end up thinking they are bigger and better than Canada…plus moving to LA…and being celebrated makes a girl entitled…

It is weird that she’s polarized her career to be an “instagrammer”….but I guess free trips, money, and when acting dries up….she can still get paid…so not weird at all…

What is weird is that she hit 3 million on her egotistical youtube channel she VLOGs on to stay relevant and ran out into the street topless in panties…pretty slutty…and useless for her girl followers…but people probably find it clever or funny…when it’s so low level garbage…but here it is…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

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