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2018

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted up some photoshopped, or just plastic surgery ridden, post pregnancy body – where she’s bragging about her 24 inch waist – that she likes showing off because she’s a fame whore who like to show off her very fucking weird looking body…that she likes showing off…because she’s a sex worker..

These people are terrible humans, the worst thing in modern pop culture and I don’t find anything about Kim Kardashian hot, or interesting, I just think her bragging about her 24 inch waist she got from getting the fat sucked out of her…and unfortunately her plastic surgery hasn’t resulted the same results Kanye’s mom had….DEATH.

There’s nothing magical or impressive about this. Disgusting, horrible science….

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2018

12

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Has Gone Racy of the Day

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Woah simmer down Liz Hurley….

Someone doesn’t realize she’s 100 fucking years old…and that the 90s, when she was a hot model were 25 fucking years ago….

I blame the face injections these people are getting, so that at 100 fucking years old, they can still pull off looking like a Kardashian, so long as they don’t get fat, which these people are too fucking vain to ever do.

From mooching off tranny loving Hugh Grant to get into the movies, to a series of other rich guys, to running a bikini company that I guess she is still the body for…a body that is impressive, if you were changing diapers at the old folks home, you’d want to change this old lady diaper…cuz it is old…

Posting topless selfies….bold…but great…I support this empowerment, feminism, even if we wish it was younger and less damaged.

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2018

12

Feb

Camila Cabello Reunites with Mexico of the Day

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Camila Cabello is some Cuban with a small body and thick ass, who I guess has taken some time out of her busy schedule being the new Nicole Scherzinger, from bootleg Pussy Cat Dolls called Fifth Harmony, to solo career cuz girl can sing…all while being sexualized proper….

She’s pretty popular according to the interent, even if you’ve never heard of her, we can collectively agree that this level of fame whoring is obnoxious, she’s got a fucking beach robe on, in an era where girls are spreading labia on the internet, what the fuck kind of spit in the face, evidence that she’s comfortable with her successes as a Cuban Immigrant who’s family probably live off 40 dollars a month, she’s rich….too rich to keep up the sex appeal…

Disappointing….really….but huge booty….

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2018

12

Feb

Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi is in a bikini with hard nipples on – because I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….with tits that billionaires have liked in the past, and that she’s hoping that new billionaires think are worth cumming to…..

You know, she plays smart and strategic in her manipulation of rich guys…and She is most famously known as being a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires.

She’s so dark, not just in color, but in this hustle…where she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire who was dying of cancer – when it actually belongs to another billionaire….only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…when he dies…

DIRTY….Low level tricks…but brilliant if men are that fucking stupid…I mean get it girl.

Posted in:Padma Lakshmi|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Irina Shayk Pussy Hole of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a little thicker than she once was, you know before she seduced a Hollywood celebrity and notorious womanzier into knocking her up so that she would be set for life. That kind of security is important to a Russian immigrant who used her looks to live the good life as a model, a life she wanted to maintain as her looks dwindled into nothing….something that may not ever happen, but has started to happen by her standards…

But I guess that doesn’t mean she can’t get on the runway during fashion week to relive the glory days as the old timer, but more importantly to show off her pussy hole, one you’d expect to be much bigger after all it’s been through, but that’s just little and likely a product of her not fitting into the size she pretends she is – I mean look at them thighs.

Here’s that pussy hole…

More pics…

Here she is flashing her bra

More bra….bad girl….

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Lili Reinhart Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is not the hot one on Riverdale, the hottest show on TV, thanks to strategic distribution by NETFLIX, one episode per week….after it airs on traditional cable, because no one has cable anymore, allowing us to pretend like we do have cable, waiting all week for our favorite show to come in to satisfy all our needs and wants…

I’ve seen the show, it’s a pile of shit, the story is stupid and gets stupider and stupider which I guess makes sense, because the public is stupider and stupider and this speaks to them….obviously…in this era of no one caring about anything but selfies, finally caring about a show, the way the execs that have been controlling us for so long have always wanted….it’s dumb..

I am sure, at least based on the storyline, that they had no idea that the show would get a second season, so they are scrambling for viral moments, and one of those is using Betty as a sexualized creature with her big tits, even though we only care about Cheryl Blossom…

In sexualizing her, and trying to make her a star, she gets to go to events, so long as she busts out the tits, because they are trying to market a show here you know…..a really dumb fucking show…which doesn’t matter…since you’re all dumb.

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Here are some pics of her in a magazine…

Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Ireland Baldwin’s Hard Nipples with her Mom of the Day

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Monster Ireland Baldwin is so desperate, or hopeless, in this quest to be a famous model, but missing the mark over and over again, while her lame but hotter Cousin is making it thanks to the Kardashians, and I guess her ego forces her to post pics of her legs, because these people are the worst self involved pieces of shit polluting our life….

Even Ireland’s dad is more impressed with his neice….than his daughter he has publicly called a pic….

He’s even gone onto have new kids with a new woman to redeem himself as a sperm donor….

Leaving Ireland to fend for her weird broken rehab going while trying to deal with being a failed instagram girl…

Now she’s trying to use her mom’s celebrity to get into the paparazzi….because her mom is actually famous….and giving into Ireland out of guilt for her being a terrible mom, who created such a weird disappointment…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Olivia Culpo in a Bra of the Day

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Olivia Culpo’s scam has completed. From pageant girl, to instagram girl you’ve never heard of and probably don’t follow, despite her large following, to banging a Jonas Brother, to booking many instagram jobs, to banging a New England Patriot, to booking more instagram jobs…..to FINALLY locking in a TV show called, get this, “MODEL SQUAD”, no not “MODEL SQUAT” the show of bootleg models squatting in the jobs of actual models, and eventually getting the work from the actual models, because of SQUATTER rights, or more interestingly, the slow deep squat the Models’ do on rich cock to matter….this MODEL SQUAD show….a show about to launch on E! the Kardashian network…has officially MADE this bootleg instagram model, who has no real skill, other than probably sucking dick well, a legit model…because as the Kardashians have made clear…E! makes the morons of America believe your nonsense…

So that means, Olivia Culpo is about to pop, and not just out of her shirt with her bra top….but career wise, that’s already been too lucrative for her level of talent…but trolling works…people believe…they are too lazy not to…proving the loudest in the room, yet agains, gets noticed and credited as the best.

Garbage.

TO SEE ALL THE SLUTS AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Bella Hadid Rat Face Cleavage of the Day

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Hide your cheese rat faced Bella Hadid is hungry at New York fashion week, fitting is as many events as possible, because that is what attention seekers are about, you know they have an instagram feed to populate and the perpetuate the lie that they are industry, relevant, influencers, fashion, and most interestingly models….

Their dad, the sexual predator, didn’t pay for GIGI’s modeling career instead of a college degree for nothing, it’s like milk that celebrity you’ve built, like a reality staar, on social media, star, the people follow and pay attention to because they are morons who think these idiots are more than just rich and connected girls brands use because they are lazy…

She’s not hot, despite her face fillers, she’s just a Kardashian and I don’t believe whatever they are trying to sell, which I am sure is a lot of shit, thanks to brands throwing money at her…right.

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

12

Feb

Sistine Stallone in a Bra of the Day

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In rich girls with famous dads who were a huge fucking deal in the 80s and 90s who have faces that look like they were the punching bag their dad trained on in his most iconic role….

Here’s SISTINE Stallone, named after the Sistine Chapel, like she’s some kind of work of art, you know like all the other Jersey Trashy WOPs out there with the same name..

She may not look good, but she gets to go to all the important events thanks to her dad being a Stallone, and really, as long as you’re not fat, who cares, you’re rich, have access, you don’t need to be an egotistical model to live that good life, you just gotta cry to daddy for more money or to call on his friends…

But then she heads out with her bra on, for attnetion, because these girls, all girls, thanks to social media, can’t help wanting to be famous, known, seen, followed, liked or provocative…the world is one VAIN, even from those who shouldn’t be vain, pile of bullshit.

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