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2017

27

Sep

Liz Hurley Sprawled Out of the Day

Liz Hurley calls this picture “roofied”….

I know her caption was “school’s out”, but I am clever enough to understand her reference, simile, metaphor, I didn’t go to college and don’t know anything about the english language, but school’s out to me, when seeing a girl all done up, eyes half shut despite all her face injections, tits out, and skirt hiked up while on a chesterfield…which is a couch to fancy people…I know…she’s saying “I’m blasted, so far gone, in the teacher’s office trying to get an A, or at a frat Keg party ready to take the team”….

Because if there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

That’s about all I have to say about that….

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2017

27

Sep

Sienna Miller Not So Racy Toplessness on her Social Media of the Day

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Sienna Miller posted a topless picture on her social media….she’s 35 so it shouldn’t really count, because 35 in Hollywood is old as fuck, no matter how many face fillers they have, while 35 in my life is fine, I mean I’ll jerk off to / on / inside girls of all ages…I am a pervert…but Hollywood has different standards to my no standards…that’s why these people get paid so much…

I still have a place for her in my heart, because I remember her as the girl in movies who played the hot British chick that was willing to get naked….that was always naked…who you know only got the roles because of her level of “fun” off screen..

So this toplessness that you’d see as fame whoring, attention seeking, is hardly topless, I can’t see her nipples, so I don’t think I can even call it fame whoring or attention seeking, as anyone who knows Sienna Miller or cares to see her topless has seen her topless and can just watch her old movies…or google those screenshots…and topless beach pics…

If anything, this is just a tribute of what was, not a tease like “you know what’s behind this quarter turn of my body, just beg me to fully turn to the camera”…and more a “don’t look, you don’t want to see this, it’s an old mangled mom mess, and I can’t put you through the pain and suffering accepting that life is finite and that we are living to die….”….

Because when looking at tits, who needs to really deal with the aging process and death…NOT ME…except when I try jerking off to it and fail…because of the same aging process that is making Sienna Miller shy about her tits.

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2017

26

Sep

Jade Chynoweth Matching Panties of the Day

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Her name is Jade Chynoweth . She’s a 19 year old from UTAH who is in a lot of really important things like the Step UP Stomp the Yard TV series you didn’t know exists because why would you know that, it’s not like you’re some kind of pervert who snuck into Step Up stomp the yard when it was in Movie Theaters to see both the girls who were into seeing such a stupid movie and that girls in the movie…dancing around like young harlots set to shitty storylines reminding you of softcore porn you used to jerk off to…enough to make you want to PEE WEE HERMAN up in there…but you don’t because you don’t want to go to Jail again…but you know that there will be decades of spin offs of the franchise that you can revisit going straight to DVD or in our generations case – NETFLIX…

That said, the perverts are watching her, because young and dancing are two things that appeal to perverts…I know because I am a pervert and I have actually fucked a girl who used to dance like this in some weird dance troop and she rode my dick unlike anything I had ever experienced…I just laid back and watched the recital….her musculature and fitness…amazing…..thick in a good way…

This is a social media story she posted of her matching bra and panty set because why wouldn’t she post that…right…RIGHT…..bad girl I KNOW!

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2017

26

Sep

Gigi Hadid is Bullshit for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Gigi Hadid may be an average at best tall girl with face injections turned model, but at least she’s not a Jenner, despite half her proceeds probably going to the Jenners, since she used them to get wherever it is she got, which I guess is considered a legit model, who gets paid, and who was legit enough to leverage and turn her sister, also average at best looking tall girl, to be a legit model too, but at least they have the height of a model to justify their lives as models in a world where all these undeserving people are models…fat, short, trolls, but with Instagram following…

She’s in Vogue Japan, all done up….lazily shot in a studio….took a few hours…because I guess when you’re a spoiled teen who just wants to do Vogue, then who does Vogue so many times when her scam worked and her career was bought, that now Vogue or modeling is dull, it gets in the way of chill time, but sometimes when Vogue comes knocking you give in to keep the name around….in case you want to go back to it…when you realize your ego needs some massaging…since she’s not doing it for the money, she’s already rich as fuck.

Either way, here are the pics.

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2017

26

Sep

Farrah Abraham in a Bikini of the Day

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Farrah Abraham and her fake ass in staged paparazzi pics are really the only thing right in the world….

The fact that girl is still running after the attention shamelessly is a testament to how great the world we live in is…you know, you can get exploited, or exploit yourself to some dude when you’re 16, view it as an opportunity to get on TV, get on TV where you are exploited by the TV people, only to be forgotten, because who the fuck cares about one 16 and pregnant girl who is no longer 16, there are other 16 and pregnant girls to track down and exploit..forcing the slut who got pregnant at 16 to her own devices to figure out tactics…ending up in porn, like all girls from TV dream of doing, only it’s usually do porn first, and I guess in ways MTV reality shows of 10 years ago were pretty much porn, release a video with a pornstar, squirt in said video, and have a new life in the adult world….a new life that made me money…and that allows the 26 year old who looks 50…to parade around in a bikini rocking a fake ass, and really fake everything…inspiring a next generation of sluts to follow her lead and deliver something I hope is a bit better than this shitty performance…..

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2017

26

Sep

Selena Gomez New Tits / New Kidney of the Day

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Midget Selena Gomez, who should have died getting her new Kidney, but instead is cultivating organs for her use when her organs give out, is rocking her new face, new lips, new tits, that I guess she got while in surgery for the new kidney, in a “New Kidney / New Me” approach to life….you know typical insecure egotistical narcissistic insane people who were born and raised and brought up in the whole Disney World, sold out by her parents, making them all a lot of fucking money, slowly getting older yet trying to hang on….

Whether it’s being the most followed person on instagram because she hangs with Zuckerberg and all that social media shit is a lie, because I know that no one gives a fuck about this plastic surgery ridden midget…but they don’t want you to believe that…or going to rehab like a whining diva you know she is because people have pandered to her and sucked up to her forever…

I just know tits, natural tits, don’t aim this way….fake tits / Hard nipples. LIES…because she’s a fucking lie….

Here are some other pics of Selena Gomez bending over CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

25

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Posts her Nudes of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst posted some nudes, you know the nudes that you’d get from some cunty hipster bitch you matched on tinder, who you have no patience to deal with beyond the nudes, so you say “send nudes’ and she sends a color palate or a a make-up powder kit…and it makes me angry..only in this time it’s some Kirsten Dunst and her big sloppy tits on her skinny frame – that she’s carried into her adulthood, one I was suprised she survived but that being rich and famous allowed her to come out of the depression, drugs, booze, with the help of god, AA, scientology, or a want to be taken seriously, or make more money…and she’s all of a sudden relevant again…all snaggle tooth of her…and I’m good with it because of the sloppy tits…cleavage out…because I like to reduce all things down to the amount of tit I can see in a pic..

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2017

25

Sep

Miley Cyrus Sheer Pants Panty Flash of the Day

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Miley Cyrus wore a pair of sheer pants to some bullshit radio event – because she’s a whore for the radio people – they are the only people who play her fucking songs – and pollute our lives with the smut she puts out….so she has to keep them happy.

Seriously, even locally, IHeartRadio owns pretty much every fucking radio station, and that’s in a small Candian city alone, they clearly have the USA on lockdown and thus when they do an event, or when the execs have a party, you know MILEY is right there ready to be the dancing monkey hooker they all piss on…cuz she needs them…

So Iheart had a festival, makes sense since they are a radio station across America and all these asshole stars pretty much work for them…and Miley was there…in the sheer pants that are essentially all the rage now – because young people need other body parts to show off, since nipples are played out….

This would have been magical if she was smart enough to wear no panties…but she wore panties…so here’s the best she brought now that she’s trying to clean up her act, blame weed on her wildness, and secure a long career in country rather than asshole spreading tumblr ripping scam…

Not the best times, but good enough times, in a world that is the worst.

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2017

25

Sep

Erica Badu for the Dick of the Day

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Erykah Badu….Andre 3000s baby momma…and star from a long time ago…put out a freestyle about the dick…and people are liking it…probably because it’s not Nicki Minaj…who is the fucking worst..

I don’t remember thinking I wanted to fuck Erykah Badu when she had that hit song…but I guess somethings aren’t about fucking or wanting to fuck…and I’d want to fuck anything in theory…even those I’ve never done bullshit nonsense posts one….

Listening to a girl putting out a video all girls can relate to…because they are all dickmatized….even the lesbians…they just don’t realize it because they are trying to be on trend.

Stay Woke for the Dick.

Posted in:Erica Badu|SFW|Videos

2017

25

Sep

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

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Emma Roberts is lovely and she’s got skinny legs…a fetish of mine that is at risk of eventually disappearing…because I left the house today and I saw countless women in fitness gear looking just like a Kardashian..

The fat asses, the skinny waist, it’s like they workout, or eat cake and workout, to achieve this thick bitch look, and the concept of a nice, lean, skinny leg, is fading…an idea or memory of what once was…the glamour of a skinny leg and the eroticism of a skinny ass….is going to left for the crackheads and anorexics and the people dying of cancer or AIDS…and I’ll be forced to stare at thighs rubbing together or pics of hot girls like Emma Roberts pantsless for my pleasure…because no matter how fat the world gets, there will always be archival pics of skinny legs…

I’m a fan of whatever goes on with Emma Roberts..

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