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2017

20

Sep

Karreuche Tran’s in a Bikini of the Day

It seems like everyone is going Tran and not in a good way, I have 3 people on my facebook who weren’t even gay, I’m talking parents with kids, who are making the transition and it doesn’t really make sense to me, but as someone who jerks off to girls, more than I jerk off to guys, I guess the glitch in the matrix makes sense from some weird perspective….

I did just match with a Trans on Tinder and dude still had a beard but called him self Phase 9 trans, which is some technical jargon for “I still have a cock”….but “I take girl hormones so that I know what being a woman is like”…you know so that they aren’t a parody of a woman by physiologically one…at the molecular level…despite still having a cock.

It’s weird times – probably population control…or ego and vanity..I don’t know…but I do know that for the last 20 years I’ve worked in porn…tranny porn was always the best selling titles…so clearly dudes, closet cases, weirdos…are into the dick with tits…or chick with dicks…I just don’t get it.

That’s not to say Karreuche Tran is trans, that would be racist to assume her hard face was born dude…you know because she’s Vietnamese / Black and the Vietnamese are great at Lady Boys…and beating the USA at war…but it is to say that she’s in sheer pants and her name is Tran and trans people would fucking love it…and the funny thing is that I’ve actually seen these weird mesh pants in pictures and on instagram…the future is in sheer pants…so that you can moon the world as you walk through it – because fashion is just a comedic joke…designed to trick retards….and it works because there are retards everywhere.

But sheer pants are cool, probably cooler than being beat up by Chris Brown…right Karreuche.

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2017

20

Sep

Alexis Ren’s Cultural Journey to Japan of the Day

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I guess some rich people, or some Japanese brand, or some sugar daddy has booked Alexis Ren a first class ticket to Tokyo to do some very important marketing campaigns, because Japan like white American in their ads, especially when they are so popular even before their bolt on tits…

I don’t really follow what Alexis Ren’s journey is, I just think the content that she produces is so basic, shameless, like all these instagrammers, them half naked in some nice or expensive place, like I fucking care to see them anywhere….

All these uneducated fucks with nothing to offer the world but promo modeling / glamour modeling…no skills, no substance, no thoughtfulness, or provocative or edgy things that make us think, or that improve or inspire..

It’s just gross, gluttony, excess, just mooching off the system and not even doing anything of purpose in life….she’s a titty entity who lives and gets clicks…in her own bubble of consumption….vile fucking humans…

She’s just tits half naked, mindless fucking clickbait bottom feeding shit people are into..

It’d be a good time for a North Korean Bomb to hit wherever the fuck this bitch is standing…rid the world of another vapid twat living the sex worker life pretending to not be a sex worker..

I don’t know why I am so offended by her doing a porny fetish pic in Toyok sucking a lollipop with her blowjob eyes, doing some Japanese porno fucking moves…I really don’t know why I hate this shit so much…you know her posing shamelessly doing this in the middle of the street unaware of what’s around her – for an IG pic…

It’s fucking awful to me on all levels, except the porn level, which a decent level, if the girl is getting paid porn rates, not relevant mainstream models who tricked the system rates….

YOU KNOW…know your worth or get paid your actual worth…why inflate this shit to be more than just porn shit…makes no sense to me…what makes less sense is that I know who the fuck this bitch is…

But at least she’s skinny behind all that face injection…

Videos…sure…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW|Videos

2017

19

Sep

Bella Thorne Wants You Notice Her of the Day

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Bella Thorne just produces so much content, she never stops posting shit..and a day is not a day until you are flooded by her attention seeking fame whoring efforts to get noticed…but I guess in her defence..it’s pretty flimsy easy content to produce, just film herself, show her tits, in a lace bra, doing whatever it is that she’s doing…her in front of the mirror…not offering us anything but a jacked up tranny face…great body…young girl just begging to be noticed, celebrated, and having fun with it, because ultimately..why the fuck not…what else is there to do in this world, get a job, start a family, be secretive, vague, forgotten. She can’t let herself get forgotten…she must keep feeding attention deficit retards their little fix, their segment of her VIP access life….a life they don’t have…but can watch Bella Thorne have because she’s just better than them….tranny face, hot body and all…

NEVER ENDING NOISE…SO MUCH NOISE…

LOOK HER friend’s ass….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

19

Sep

Britney Spears Fashion Week At Home Because She’s a Prisoner of the Day

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Britney Spears is a prisoner in her own life, I am not too sure if she realizes she’s a prisoner, but the conservatorship her parents have her under, that allow her to stay focused and earning, while they continue to mooch off her well into her late 30s, acting as her lifeline and support and I guess guardians, while really not letting the poor thing live her own damn life, shit that would make a good horror movie, the coddling parents who won’t let go…but that make for a sad life..masked by all the money, fame and meds she’s on…no one is the wiser to it and they assume all is good…but if I was to abduct a woman and make her my earner…abuse her to the point she feels she can’t escape me or do it on her own…mask it as love..I’m a sexual assaulter going to jail..but get good lawyers and you’re all of a sudden just a good guardian…WEIRD..

That said, there is no way this “fashion week at home because I am not allowed to go to fashion week, or leave my home”…is not a cry for help….she just can’t say it is…because they are the ones posting this up to her social media and they’d never let an obvious POW style plea go out there..

That SAID – I am more into her gymnastics workout…damn girl…flexible to eat her own asshole…my kind of girl..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

19

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day

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I guess Jessica Simpson’s husband had a birthday and she posted some OKTOBERFEST beer maid fetish picture of herself and him, in what may have been a great moment they spent together while sitting on a pile of her money, or maybe they are into GERMANS…ARYANS…WHITE POWER…NAZI….

OR MAYBE it was one those moments where dude asked himself “shit, I’m married to Jessica Simpson and made babies inside her, I remember jerking off to her tits back when I was in YALE…before spending all over 2 years in the NFL….it’s like shit, this girl could be with anyone, but I moved in on her in her 2010 fat years when no one wanted her, and I secured that shit…I mean there are guys with multi year contracts who would want to bang Jessica Simpson, hell she’s Jessica Simpson…but she chose me, or rather my sperm chose her, either way my wife is JESSICA SIMPSON…and I never have to work again….I am K-Fed if K-Fed pretended he wasn’t K-Fed with Ivy League education and 2 years in a pro sports league…you know…K-Fed who can trick people into think he’s not K-Fed”..

38 is great when you have a thick famous bitch with huge tits to bankroll your life.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Jessica Simspon|SFW

2017

19

Sep

Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day

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As an old fucker near death, disease, pretty much at the end of life….I can relate to someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, not because I am a good looking hot Brazilian who has become a millionaire a few times over due to my hot body and ability to keep my one client locked in an happy….success is about relationships people….

But in the sense of, what the fuck else are you going to do with your days….

In my case, I post bullshit posts of shit you’ve likely already seen on instagram…you know it’s the now…of people who don’t matter…not just celebs…and sites like this are obsolete…yet I still bring the fire…that isn’t quite fire..but may have once had a chance of being fire…if I was a marketing person….

Just like Alessandra Ambrosio still comes out to fashion shows…she knows she’s old, but she works so hard trying to not be old, with new tits, new face, fit as fuck body…because bodies change…and brands change…and people are fickle….but as long as she doesn’t upset the masses…she gets that 5,000,000 dollar contract for yet another year…you know sneaking under the radar..

I guess it has to do with the Vs market aging and they need a hag, or maybe it’s because she met the owner and CEO of VS at some tranny sex club in brazil and has photos…whatever it is…it’s a scam…

Even better part of the scam is that this shit isn’t even for VS, it’s some other brand leveraging her name because why not, even though it’s not really much of a name..or maybe it is..but either way…girl’s trying to stay relevant because really, what else is she to do…like show her nipple….that will trick them into not thinking she’s 100.

Posted in:Alesandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

19

Sep

Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day

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In staying cool, edgy, wild, relevant, Miley Cyrus either did this shoot with the 90s legend David LaChapelle, who you may remember as the guy who coordinate elaborate highly produced music videos for famous sluts like Madonna, and whoever the fuck else….some photographer celeb fucker…who made a lot of fucking money with his scam he calls art….because art is a vague bullshit concept people with a lot of money who have no souls like to believe in…allowing artists, or as I call them “MARKETING GUYS”…to cash the fuck in…

Well, she’s naked, they could be old pics, her pose is some fucking interpretive Mortal Combat finishing move bullshit, walking into the sun like a follow the light..they are coming for you dead old person….and she’s about an inch tall so you can’t jerk off to this…and why would you considering there’s this little thing called internet porn and tinder and instagram full of them sluts over there willing to have you jerk off to them…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2017

19

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Half Naked Mangled Face Instagram Model on the Runway of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is garbage…which would be expected since her dad isn’t even the good Baldwin…just the weird religious freak Baldwin that through all his prayer created some vapid heathen trying to sexualize herself to matter and get ahead…who has a little too much access to both casting people thanks to the Kardashians she mooches off of…but more importantly doctors with injections for her face that looks like it’s a 40 year old porn slut…which I guess is a look…that guys like to cum all over…if they are lucky enough to be someone this snake thinks she can leverage to help her tranny face career…

Well…

At least she’s skinny..

There’s an uneventful video of the show….

I’m more into the broken, confused, depressed, in and out of rehab, beach girl, turned dark weird hipster lesbian with weird tattoos, monster who is 7 feet tall and 300 pounds of “I WANT TO BE SMOTHERED”…the Baldwin with the famous parents…Ireland…like the country…in SIZE…..and weight….because at least she knows she sucks..she’s not trying to polarize that..

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

18

Sep

Miranda Kerr Butt Shot of the Day

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The wind, mother nature, is my friend, maybe because I don’t own a house in Florida because I am a broke fuck, but rather I just am witness to countless times the wind has blown a dress on a bitch up – exposing her soul to me – making me think their may be a god….with a good pervert sense of humor…the kind of guy who hides in closets and watches fucks, the kind of guy who witnesses all the showers across the land over and every woman who takes them….

That said, the WIND took on Miranda Kerr like it was some kind of billionaire, because she likes billionaires…shes’ that kind of hooker..

I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…

I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been one for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11.

Nerds hate being teased or being reminded your ex model wife is only with you for the money.

Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps…..I’ve posted them before….

1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you.

2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price.

3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular..

4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model..

6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back….

7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs….

8- MARRY HIM….

9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out..

Now we’ll add step 9…pay GOD to blow your skirt up for the paparazzi…

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2017

18

Sep

Sofia Vergara Big Tits at the Emmys of the Day

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I guess the Emmy Awards happened – and I didn’t know because I don’t watch TV, I don’t think anyone watches TV, but the people on TV still get paid heave, as they perpetuate their lie, by giving them awards for nonsense that doesn’t matter….it’s not even entertaining…the only people watching TV or rocking Cable TV are old people or trailer park dwellers on disability…it’s like let’s award these idiots on this dying technology in an award show on the dying technology…because people are that into celeb bullshit…they don’t just wait for the highlight reel on social media like normal people…

I guess the only thing that matters on TV – is the sluts from Modern Family because they get social media marketing / slutting….It’s a show that I am sure is horrible, but that everyone seems to watch on the plane along with Big Bang Theory…because the world are mindless retard drones who make these peopel famous…

So here are Sofia Vergara’s den mother massive tits in a tight dress, being all old, but still busty, because those tits made her and they’ll stick with her for as long as she can keep milking them…it’s a Hispanic thing….dressed like some slutty drug lords wife at their daughter’s first communion….classy.

Ariel Winter, her TV spawn who learned how things are done was also there….

I think you can see her nipples..

I prefer her in her latex dress, squeezing it all in..

Or Sarah Hyland getting ready for the Emmy’s in her expensive rich girl kitchen…ALL THEM FACE INJECTIONS – LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN – but the bathing suit’s alright..

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