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2017

20

Jun

Hailey Clauson Demonstrates How She Fucks of the Day

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If you’ve ever fucked a hot chick, whether it is a stripper, a model, an instagram model, or even a not that hot but think she’s hotter than you chick…she’ll 99 percent of the time be in this position….

It’s like she doesn’t give a fuck about putting any effort in, she’s like:

“I’m letting you in me and that’s enough work, so do you’re thing and if I cum I cum, and when I cum, I’ll make sure you cum by saying shit like “did you cum yet” or “are you going to cum yet”….because girls who think they are hot are the worst…

But maybe they are just in that position due to date rape drug you put in their drink….and their snotty, snobby, think they are hot ego…is just the voices in my head…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2017

20

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks pretty good for an old as fuck demon mother in a bikini…..I guess it’s a testament of being a skinny vapid cunt…that probably has herpes since she’s been in the game for a long time, she’s dated a lot of dudes in the game who are dirtbags and someone….very close insider…told me that Jennifer Lawrence got Herpes from Chris Martin so….connect the fucking dots…this isn’t PeeWee’s playhouse….but we’ve got it all figured out…

You can’t get herpes from looking at pics of old ladies who likely have herpes…but sometimes when I wish you could go blind…because old ladies in bikinis depress me….even when they don’t look that bad…they are bad….maybe she’s better in person…who cares…

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2017

20

Jun

Lake Bell’s Milky Tits of the Day

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Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, I think she is probably best known for “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”… at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 40, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to have tits….

I guess those breast cancer doesn’t bring down EVERYONE….

Apparently, she’s just had a kid and these are milk filled…exciting….but not really.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lake Bell|SFW

2017

20

Jun

Bella Thorne Bra Top High as Fuck at EDC of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in a bikini top at a rave….and a homie KAREL CHLADEK from Montreal posted this picture he took of Bella Thorne and I guess she posted it too…

It is her at EDC….some rave bullshit festival where all these bros and cheesy frat people..pretend to be ravers…but luckily the crowd includes a lot of hot half naked chicks from instagram – who dress the part like the clueless try hards they are and go rage out on drugs to dance music..

To assume Bella Thorne isn’t high as fuck would be silly, considering she’s always high as fuck…

I am posting this because who the fuck knows…people like this cunt….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

20

Jun

Ariel Winter is a Pig in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Ariel Winter is some overhyped pig bitch and she’s consistently going out there for the paparazzi because she’ll pretend she doesn’t love it…like she’ll pretend she dresses like a half naked hooker because that’s not her…and that none of it has to do with getting likes and followers to market a TV show to a people who no longer watch TV the way they used to….

Her PR team is calling the paparazzi that she’s dressing up for….showing her ass…and getting her mom to be the evil villain in her storyline for the tabloids…because it all gets these fucking assholes paid…

So girl is on a mission…for whatever reason….all while looking dumpy as fuck because she is dumpy as fuck even at 18 with plastic surgery….dumpy as fuck….but people like her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

20

Jun

Rat Cow in Italy Looking Milhouse-y of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowstki, Rat Cow for short, mainly because her rat face, rat hustle, rat scam, rat fuck to get ahead rat behavior….and cow-like milk filled and by milk I mean implant filled tit….is someone I love to hate, but don’t actually hate, because she ultimately doesn’t matter…if anything she depresses me, not because of her big tits on her small frame and not even because of the rat face, but because I feel like she knows she’s a fucking scam, a hack, and all she wants is some level of legitimacy she’ll never get, no matter how much money she makes…

She’s in Italy pretending to be happy while living the life, but you know…she’s plotting cuz she’s knows the end is near for her bullshit career…she’ll get the instagram ads and make a living cuz she has that audience…but bitch is not getting into the A List movies she wants to…she just can’t…she’s been trying to long and she’s getting old…so we’ll see, I’m probably wrong…but I hope it’s failure from this day forward…right into obscurity.

To see her naked on set over a month ago… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2017

20

Jun

Iggy Azalea Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has a really abnormal waist to hip ratio…

I don’t really understand how something like this happens, but she’s all comic book like and figure that despite the annoying as fuck rap songs, you’ll be into it, as comic books are the only girls you fantasize about, because they are the only girls who gave you attention when you were a kid reading comic books, comforted by comic books, because everyone besides comic books bullied you…

This is her in Canada on fathers day…ready to birth it seems…

That’s all I have to say about that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2017

20

Jun

I Love Georgia May Jagger…and All the Rolling Stones Daughters of the Day

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I don’t know why, but I love Georgia May Jagger. I think she’s wonderful, cool, amazing, hot, skinny, lovely and most importantly not offensive…

Her dad is Mick, a fucking Billionaire, he’s a Rolling Stone, and she’s by default just a hot rich kid who is riding the name, but when the Baldwins do it, you know daughter of a hack actor, I hate the mooching, mooch bitch…but when it’s this rockstar daughter modeling, I find it perfect…

I am also a fan of the Richards sisters, Keith Richards is awesome and his daughters are also amazing, even if they are all collectively the worst and probably the worst, I am all about them…..the Rolling Stones girls….they’re good…

This is Georgia May hot.

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Adriana Lima is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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I’ve been hating on Adriana Lima for getting old and fat for a while now, but these black and white pics, despite being for a bootleg market, of Harper’s Bazaar, is good fucking times, it’s like she’s not a 40 year old mom at all…and I like it….even if everything she does, mainly promo model for the evil underwear tycoons, is pretty garbage especially according to her god, as she’s a weird Catholic, who is apparently going to hell….which I guess is hot in and of itself…get naked for money….instead of joining the convent or some other catholic shit…

Hot ass…Hot nipples…NAUGHTY

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Olivia Munn – Where the Pussy Meets the Thigh of the Day

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Olivia Munn wants you to see the place where her pussy meets her leg, one of my favorite places to bite gently on a woman I go down on, before giving her 27 full body orgasms, at least I assume they are orgasms, unless they are just rigor mortis, like how a chicken runs around pre-death…I mean I don’t remember ever disposing of any bodies so it’s probably not that, you’d just think it was based on the chances of me eating pussy with a voluntary person…

That said, Olivia Munn pulled off a scam, pandered to nerds and now exists in that world as pretty top level actress, not to give her more credit than she deserves, but good fucking scam girl…

I still say my favorite thing about Olivia Munn is knowing that one day she’ll die, and it could be a horrible way, getting what she deserves…and that’s about all I like about her…but I also don’t mind the place where her pussy meets the thigh…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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