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2017

19

Jun

Shay Mitchell VS Nina Dobrev in a Canadian Brown Girl Bikini of the Day

Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev are two Canadian brown girls who made it in America. They both got on weird shows with weird pervert fans and both got all famous in their own right. The kind of annoying actor famous where they genuinely think they are super fucking important. The kind of annoying actor famous that means they aren’t about to talk to me when they come back to Canada for their grandma’s funeral or to film a movie and pretend they are connected with Canadians while really being LA cunts who think Toronto is so quaint or some shit…

Well, they are both uneventful in bikinis and I figure, whether they are too cool in their minds for people like me at the igloo party or not, they can be reduced to how they look in bikini and compared to actual hot chicks on instagram who don’t act they are a solid 5 and a half….but to people into their acting, I’m sure they are a 10….

Looks Like Garbage to Me…but when I put bikinis on garbage it looks less appealing…damn rotten cabbage why can’t you smell better…

Nina…

Shay….

I guess Nina Wins…she had more pics…and tried harder. Even though both are try hards.

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2017

19

Jun

Candice Swanepoel in a Tank Top of the Day

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Momma Candice Swanepoel is wearing a wife-beater that used to be a fetish to me, mainly from the 90s when girls didn’t wear wife beaters and if they did – they’d have bras on when really all I wanted to see was that shit braless since it was see through – then one day I did…and my life was changed forever, or at least for a summer, that was spent convincing girls I had over that the only clean shirt I had for them to either sleep in when they drank too much of my date rape drink was a wifebeater….I’m such a pervert….and clever pervert who always had one bed to guarantee they’d be in my bed for sleepovers..

I don’t know how I feel about a lactating bitch in a wifebeater, who isn’t even lactating, because she’s got fucking nipple covers to prevent the lactating on, something that I would rather see lactating because it’s wet t-shirt from within, not from me dumping water on the shit….unprovoked…before being called a sex assulater….jerks.

What I am trying o say is that the bitch in the wife-beater isn’t lactacting the right way…

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Posted in:Candice Swanepeol|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Lucy Hale Bikini Top of the Day

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Lucy Hale is in a leather skirt – with her tits all hanging out.

Maybe that’s how she got herpes…

I was told she has herpes by a reputable source, because why the fuck would I go digging to find that out about someone I barely know exists…and why would my contact or source go out of their way to tell me about Lucy Hale’s herpes since Lucy Hale barely exists…it’s not like we have Lucy Hale gossip parties, it’s more like “Dude my friend banged Lucy Hale, she’s some chick from a TV show, she’s got Herpes” situation…you know…having herpes in Hollywood is just status but still herpes…and also the reason she’s wearing a leather skirt, not pants, to avoid cooking up and the stinging when sweat drips in…

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Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Greer Grammer Bikini Party of the Day

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Greer Grammer is a little celebrity rich kid who I want to fuck of the day – and despite doing her own acting thing, or bikini whoring on the social media…I am into her..

I’m not sure if it is becuase Frasier was a coked up whore loving Hollywood sitcom star, that makes me appreciate the vagina his sperm helped created, or maybe I just like that she’s less vocal or popular than all the other celebrity kids doing the instagram model thing after fucking the Bieber…like Haley Baldwin…you know…

Celebrity kids are pretty top tier in spoiled, living the good life, being entitled, all while trying to break free from their parents, while riding their parents name hard, and it’s a dynamic I like jerking off to…

Interesting party though…

Posted in:Greer Grammer|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Britney Spears Lingerie Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears put up some dance videos…that you can masturbate to.

So you should thank her for that – by masturbating to them…

You know, because she’s Britney Spears and thus a magical creature in lingerie outfits for shitty pop shows everyone still throws money at because she’s Britney Spears…

A creature who keeps on producing, or bringing in the money, for her parents that have found a way to keep her captive, legal slavery, and earning….it’s the way of the south…ingrained in their redneck roots…and something they’ve done good with….and the good news is…at least she’s not fat.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Sarah Hyland Skinny Legs of the Day

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I give fat slob pig bitch Ariel Winter so much attention on this stupid dog shit website – because I find it interesting that she is some broken fat girl with fat tits that has been exposing her fat tits for a while because she likes the attention – and the following of perverts who liked watching her grow up and a PR team behind her thanks to her massive TV show she is a part of, you know one of the last ones still out there, as the networks struggle to stay alive as they adapt to the internet and Netflix, so she’s known..

But Sarah Hyland, the creepy faced skinny one, who doesn’t look like she fucked the CRAFT services all day everyday eating her feelings, she was more of a stress starver because her parents, like Ariel Winter sold her to the industry also…and for that…she deserves some love…or fingers pointed at her that would rather be trying to make her squirt…but we aren’t exclusive enough for that…snobby freak looking bobble head.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

19

Jun

January Jones in a Bikini Top of the Day

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January Jones the Hollywood single mother because she’s smart enough to sign an NDA and no go public with the identity of the baby daddy, cuz we know she didn’t buy sperm on Craigslist or Amazon after they did that whole foods buy….that shit is branded, kid knows the dad, and the hope is to probably not humiliate the wife of the baby daddy, who was cheated on by the baby daddy, with this single mother tits…it’s just another one of baby daddy’s fuck ups, in the form of a monthly check, but based on January Jones and her ego…that probably don’t phase his massive bank account….hookers come in all shapes and sizes…

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Ariel Winter Sloppy and Broken Ass in Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter from Modern Family Fame posts some bikini pictures of her ass on her instagram because she is more than just Big Sloppy Breast Reduced Tits

Even when she photoshops herself, has a dumpy, uninpsiring, sloppy, pile of shit ass, that grabbing would feel like sticking your hand in mashed potatoes but that could be from all the Disney Exec casting and producers who violated her ass when she was growing up as they do because they don’t want to pop the virginity cherry – or accidentally get the 11 year old who already has her period due to trauma caused by her parents – pregnant….and I guess when they molest these kids they end up exploiting for money like sex workers – guised as “entertainment” industry…you don’t want to bother using a condom, I mean the whole attraction to these kids being whored by their parents is their innocence and purity…why else would they do it.

Sick fucks…

You know, I get called sick for calling it out, saying “Hey maybe Ariel Winter was molested on some level or another by her parents wanting this fame for her so bad, and that is why she, like so many girls before her…some who have killed themselves from that torment, others who end up Lindsay Lohan….”…Hollywood is a fucking disaster…and these kids are victims, who are making us victims with their shameless half nakedness…that isn’t cute or hot even if it’s young…she’s built like a troll 35 year old with 4 kids…I prefer my 19 year olds not looking like that..you know..I KNOW..

I think it’s fitting she’s on a pizza inflatable because that ass eats pizza too much pizza…

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2017

16

Jun

Rihanna Nipple in a Video of the Day

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I’ve seen pics of this video shoot before, but for some reason it’s all over the place today, and in trying to keep up with trends in celeb tits, tits we’ve already seen, of a celeb who is now old and fat, here’s Rihanna Nipple, because like Rihanna, we can pretend it is 10 years ago, but unlike Rihanna, we won’t be getting paid stupid money for it…

Here are some bonus, if you can call them that, paparazzi pics of her in what could be a see through type maternity dress for the slutty pregnant chicks out there..you know who you are…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

16

Jun

McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day

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This is the Olympic Dream…better than a LIFE Ceral box cover..

If every Gold Medal winner looked more like this and less like Bruce Gender….

The Olympics would be worth jerking off to.

That’s not to say that you don’t already jerk off to the Olympics…you love that SHOT PUT PUSSY….and other erotic sports…

But it is to say that McKayla Maroney is quite the little SLUT and we love sluts…OLYMPIC or not, this girl has a body she likes and has always liked to broadcast to the internet for you PATRIOTIC perverts…you see it feels less sleazy when you’re jerking off to a Olympian…during the Olympics…knowing she was under age…you were doing it to support your country…WELL…she’s not underage anymore and she’s bringing it…if you consider wearing a bikini top or bra bringing it…..

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

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