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2017

13

Apr

Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day

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Some golden colored – california desert looking – VS model promoting – Bikinis for some company that wants the VS association even though they are a the devil – and bikini catalog pics suck – featuring Magdalena Frackowiak who is rumored to be the worst from one dude who I met, that was practically homeless, who claimed he used to fuck her before she was famous, while living in NYC, after she was imported from Poland..

I just assume he was telling the truth, because she’s Magdalena Frackowiak, pretty unknown, probably the last person you’d make up a story about fucking, it was around the time she first closed her VS model contract, because that’s what put him over the edge. She got signed, quit him and he got none of the money or glory and was forgotten….

Not to mention he told me this story 3 years ago, when Magdalena Frackowiak was even as known as she is today, which is pretty unknown…so I am sticking to another Eastern European with a terrible attitude thanks to their dark, cold communist roots…looking good half naked for money – like they should…and I like it…

She’s getting some work you can find more Magdalena in Catalog Pics Here and another set of her here

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Gal Gadot is Boring in Some Magazine of the Day

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Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman, so the film industry is making her do a bunch of media, you know because she’s a legit actress from Israel, who was really only in Fast and Furious movies, which I guess is enough to matter…

Maybe she did other shit in her native land of Israel, where she did more than celebrae Passover, but also celebrated winning at life, because with her husband and baby daddy, of a 6 or 7 year old and a freshly made baby, they also sold a hotel they owned for 25 million dollars, meaning this movie shit is just for ego…you know make it while you can…

People like her, maybe because she proves to you racists that Jewish people don’t all have tails and horns, and that they can be decent looking…but I find her, these photos, her look boring….sure, she’ll be the first to say it is because I am an anti-Semite, when really I just like pussy that isn’t 31 and a mom of two….

Either way, here she is in a magazine, positioned as editorial, like people care, when really it’s an ad for a movie you will all see…because someone is going to these things…it must be you…

This is all I see when I see her pics – or in her Wonder Woman costume because I am not a nerd with Comic book fetishes….I see a recently shattered mom pussy.

Posted in:Gal Gadot|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Picture of the DAy

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Michelle Hunziker is a 50, which is pretty much a dead for most moms, at least based on all scientific research put into the study of female sex appeal..Sex Appeal Correlates directly with their level of fertility…unless you’re weird and you’re weird…so you like it all – as long as there’s a tit or a pussy – and even that is not a requirement.

Michelle Hunziker tricked the system, and I guess this bikini / lingerie model, bending over pulled it off.

I don’t know what the tabloids love her, maybe it is because she’s a freat of nature…and looks good in a bikini but she’s got 3 kids, probably with really poor guys….you know since models love poor guys…it forces them to keep fit, so that they keep getting work you know….on their toes….

She’s Swiss, so I guess that makes her neutral, or a undocumented tax shelter….something the poor guys she dates probably love.

Posted in:Michelle Hunziker|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Elsa Hosk Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was so kind last night on social media – she posted this very powerful, inspiring, amazing, image of herself in make-up saying the sweet words “NITE”…like she was virtually tucking in all of her fans, followers, individually…but more like a girl sending out the same nude to 30 dudes she’s talking to on tinder, because making 30 custom nudes would take too much time, and the one nude BCCed to the world…gets the job done….you know because she’s a busy slut, there’s lots of dick to fuck, she can’t be bothered dealing with every one, she’s so desirable and she knows it, I mean Victoria’s Secret pays her lots of money she’s important so be happy that she bothered sharing this, you know to keep people engaged in her “personal brand”….

Art…right?

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

12

Apr

Hailey Baldwin Making Moves Topless in Underwear for Elle of the Day

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Dreams do come true…when you’re a vapid spoiled brat with a celebrity / who is barely a celebrity / but he counts as a celebrity father – and a decent enough look – because your mom is some brazilian who would marry a barely a celebrity / but still a celebrity father….thanks to being rich…a career that is surprisingly a career – carried by your quest to be relevant, your circle of “it girl” friends you worked your way into – you’re having sex with Beiber while underage and most importantly – her last name…can finally say she’s got into a mainstream magazine – before the mainstream magazine drowns as magazines do – and all she had to do was be the worst…eaten up by the masses – because the internet likes rich kids…and marketers like things the internet likes…

I’m not a fan, but into any girl topless for any self serving, validation purposes…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

12

Apr

Sofia Vergara’s Face Rash Erotica of the Day

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I like the hashtags that Sofia Vergara posted along with her face rash:

#thatswhatIgetforshootingintheraininRome
#iwouldntmakeitpast2daysonNakedandAfraid

Well, I know Anasatasia Ashley lasted 6 days….because she’s the only girl who talks to me…

Where are other girls, like this Sofia Vergara who has a fascinating story thanks to being a single mom who snuck into the country as an illegal, only to sort out her work visas, however she pulled that off, I am assuming her big tits had a big part of it, and have a big part of why the hicks who watch her on TV, don’t protest outside her house to have her deported – because America likes some illegals…turned legal…even more than they like their own born in America ethnics..because of the tits….

Either way, not the hottest nude on instagram today, but the most overrated actress so…it must balance it out …

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara

2017

12

Apr

Anne Hathaway’s Creepy Butt Shot at the Gym of the Day

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I find it interesting that the general public talks tons of shit of Anne Hathaway. They act like they hate her. I see more negative content about her than anything – and that’s in the mainstream media. I don’t know why people fucking hate this bitch. Sure she didn’t deserve the Oscar..but does she deserve the bullying…the answer is yes…because she keeps getting work, she keeps getting paid, she keeps making tons of fucking money, despite the world hating her….and that’s compensation for our abuse towards her…

While we ponder that…here’s some creepy butt shots of her from the paparazzi shooting through some crack – like old time, creatively captured, paparazzi pics…the way it was meant to be…none of that staged shit…

She’s in leggings. Looks ok to me….even if she’s the worst..

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|SFW

2017

12

Apr

Rita Ora for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Who is Rita Ora? Is not a question that some interviewer would ask Rita Ora when interviewing her for some Oscar or Grammy special, you know a cliche question – trying to get to the depths of what makes this talent tick, or what she’s all about…

Who is Rita Ora? Is a genuine question that people ask when people like me say “have you seen the Rita Ora Shape Magazine Pics”…before following that up with “I know, I’m surprised she’s in Shape, considering her tits that made her are so fat, I guess Shape is just trying to stay relevant and Ora was the only one available, or eager enough to participate, or maybe Ora paid them and this is an ad deal…because who the fuck is Rita Ora”….

Here are the pics anyway…because what the fuck else am I supposed to do with my time..

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

12

Apr

Nicole Richie in Workout Gear of the Day

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Nicole Richie is in fitness gear – because this mom of a bunch of kids with one of the most offensive characters of the late 90s…the Good Charlotte Twin, not the one married to Cameron Diaz, but rather the one that is with this on, unless they swap out their vaginas and pass them around the room….like the hookers they are…because that’s how twins live…but they are so cheesy, their lame mall-brand tattoos that match their mall brand music – set them apart in a “we try to one up each other in being lame as fuck”…

That said, here’s Nicole Richie, not fat anymore thanks to her gastric bypass in some leggings, reminding of the greatest night of my life that was spent hanging out with here – where she didn’t say one word to me – not because she’s shy…but because she’s a bratty spoiled adopted cunt no one actually likes…and is bitter about it…

Blast from the late 90s past…because we are old…and show is Nicole Richie…but her mom ass is ok.

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Posted in:Nicole Richie|SFW

2017

12

Apr

Anna Ewers in Vogue Italia of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, but isn’t getting shit on, because she’s not German, but probably would get shit on, if the rich guy she was dating to maintain her lifestyle, the whole point of modeling, was into that…because these girls, by definition take direction and orders from men paying them….

She does have hard nipples in this magazine though…VERY important…

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