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2017

14

Apr

Rita Ora Big Tits of the Day

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Some people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist….

And now she’s hosting TV shows and doing important things like that and it’s magical..because she still shows off her monster tits – that aren’t that big but that are big…

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2017

14

Apr

Taylor Momsen Topless After a Show of the Day

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Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….because the world has forgotten who Taylor Momsen was…

She was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…bto separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 25, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….or instagram, played out…

So her getting topless, is whatever….especially when there are no nipples ….

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Momsen

2017

14

Apr

Heidi Klum Fishing Erotica of the Day

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Heidi Klum is fishing – because she’s on vacation – you see this past week, if you were a good planner and working in a Jewish industry was weeekend off, Passover monday tuesday, take off wednesday and thursday, only to have friday, weekend and monday off…

You know….10 days of vacation – with only two sick days uses….CLEVER….

I guess that’s why Heidi Klum took the week to get into her bikini and do some fishing, you see because she’s not pretty much retired and her life isn’t a total fucking vacation where she sits around on a pile of money…because I guess she’s german and able bodied and in the mood to make more money…because she’s hot…despite being old…

I mean, here she is just pandering because the whole fishing industry and sport is the biggest sport in the WORLD…and dudes who fish aren’t all rednecks…but they do all like bitches in their fish bra’s and fishing gear…it’s their porn..and I guess this German stepped away from lingerie porn, and interracial porn, and ready to drop porn..all porns she’s been involved in….and she’s not quite ready to show off the shitting porn…scat as german as Bratwurst…but fishing porn…she can fucks with that…and yes I just said fucks..blame social media…thanks in advance.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Demi Lovato Pussy Shot of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted a picture of her pussy in a bikini bottom…and her inspirational quote:

I don’t have a thigh gap and I’m still beautiful the way I am.

Because the world is about body positivity, not body shaming, it is an angle that worked for her and her audience that allowed her to push as far as she can in her fatness – before getting dumped – and getting fit…but not fit enough to have a thigh gap…

Thigh Gap…was not a thing when I was growing up, no dude I know cares if a girl has a thigh gap, I think it is self perpetuating from women hating women…as they do…but lets keep them insecure about not having a thigh gap, it increases our chances to keep them feeling insecure enough to fuck us – and that is a WIN.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley may be melting away…her flesh may be hanging off her while in her bikini…she may not be a tone, fit, amazing bikini model now that she’s 100, but for some reason, a reason I call being a pervert who appreciates what was, and can accept what is because it once was…she’s amazing..

But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money….

Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…

Looking good enough to cum inside – but too bad you’re not a billionaire and she can’t get knocked up.

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Bralette Commercial of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is so fucking cheesy.

The girls in Victoria’s Secret are so fucking cheesy.

They are just some mall brand bullshit quality nonsense that the mainstream buy into – and really that everyone buys into – because it’s functional, affordable, and stylish, despite raping China cheap later – to save money they can put into this shit like their team of models…the cheesiest fucking models.

Yes, they are hot, but fuck they are lame…they marry people like Adam Levine and shit…they go to all the parties and are famous and know they are hot…and people want to associate with them because they are famous and hot…and it’s this weird cycle of garbage..supporting garbage…

I like my models edgier and more interesting, but I guess when you’re offered a million dollars to stand around – you take it…But at least they are half naked when they do it…and naked in other work they do to remain edgy, but they are still just promo models to me…really hot promo models.

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret|Videos

2017

14

Apr

Lana Del Rey is a Cover Girl of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is on the cover of a magazine – in a bikini – hiding her gut – because she’s normally kind of fat…

I like use her and her success as a reminder that you don’t need to be all that hot, you don’t need to be all that good, you just need a dad with a lot of money who feels guilty you have a drug addiction to hire you a producer, who has a vision, to record her tormented love songs in a way that people like enough to buy into…so if you’ve got a rich dad and you’re not Lana Del Rey – you’re doing it all wrong- because you could be…it can be bought…and it was…

Posted in:Lana Del Rey|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Pink Breast Feeding Erotica for the Woman’s Right to Feed Movement of the Day

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I find it funny that average frat boy dudes find breast feeding disgusting…like “girl why you gotta turn your tit I jerk off to into a tool to feed your kid”..it’s something I didn’t realize happened until reading some comments about PINK’s tit being sucked on on the internet – not that I read comments often, but it happens sometimes…..

If I was a PINK fan, someone who likes her muscular body, I’d be more excited about this breast feeding pic because it’s her tit, and more importantly, because it proves she’s not a dude – despite every other pic of her.

I also find it funny when women take the total opposite approach to frat boys grossed out by this kind of thing, and feel they are making moves, being progressive, are fucking ROSA PARKS warriors changing the way the world things about breast feeding…when I don’t think breast feeding is illegal anywhere…and besides the comments from a few faggots proven by their love for PINK..mode dudes are down for tits to be pulled out everywhere – always sexualize them nipples…

This isn’t revolutionary…..or life changing….but I am sure PINK thinks she’s doing some activism…

Posted in:Pink|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Nina Agdal Poses by the Pool of the Day

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I call Nina Agdal the waterhead, because she has a massive forehead and a bit of a downs syndrome face…I don’t find her hot, and figure that’s why she never really made it in the world as an actual model, but she is still a model, thanks to magazines like Sports Illustrated needing fit tall girls that whatever Agency Agdal was part of pitched her to, something she never turned her back on, and kept going back to, because it is really all she’s ever done…

Sure from that SI Thing, her only real job, she got a handful of campaigns a year, she was able to make money, get a following due to their PR and all that good stuff…like dating rich guys….but the entire time…she’s been relatively useless…that is until she figured out how to get the model fucker – Leo to fuck her – as he fucks everyone and milk that story and relationship that is more letting Leo do what he wants – he’s Leo so that she doesn’t lose the opportunity to have his Leo babies….it would be the job that surpasses anything SI could have done for her…

Well, apparently fucking Leo makes other magazines have interest in you – and here she is in Glamour – from an international market – which could eventually get her in Glamour USA – if she plays her cards right, as she probably does…seeing as she’s dating Leo…top tier sugar baby gold digging….

Look at her – all old and trying to be relevant…CUte!! We all know girl just wants LEO babies..it is that time…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Lottie Moss – Nipple for Numero of the Day

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If Kate Moss’ half sister who is leveraging Kate Moss’ name harder than any of Kate Moss’ latch on heroin addict boyfriends, because it gives her some credibility as a human, a model and she can exist in social media….I digress…

If Kate Moss’ half sister…and not the good half….shows her nipple in a magazine…does it make a sound?

The answer is yes….one of knowing she’s not Kate Moss, never will be Kate Moss, but might as well cash in on people being retards and buying into her name, it leads to a afun life, and instagram followers…which is a currency in this vapid disgusting world we live in…

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW