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2017

17

Apr

Rat Cow in a Bikini at Coachella of the Day

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Rat Cow is the worst…famous set of tits who should have never quite happened because she’s not that hot – but that she luckily had good timing for…

But she’s got a great fucking body and she’s at Coachella…because her life is going to all the events – to seem relevant and get paid..

I don’t care if she fucks for parts, is a suck up trying to polarize the fact that she is just a bitch who gets naked for attention by being at fashion events – or Coachella…getting paid..when she shouldn’t get paid…I can’t imagine any girls ever say “I wonder what that nude model is wearing I want to buy that”…but marketers are idiots and use bitches like this cuz they have a bunch of dudes following them…jerking off to them…you know…because she’s got an amazing body…and it is also a nice distraction from her mangled bird face…

I’m a fan, I mean, not really, but the message she sends to other whores trying to make it is – is a good one – it’s a case study – it’s proof of concept – it can work….just get naked – it can work..


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Here she is in some bullshit photoshoot…..you can see her nipples…

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2017

17

Apr

Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Mila Kunis and her mom of two ass in a pair of jeans is really reaching for Mila Kunis sex appeal..

She has so much working against her, like that we know what she looked like when she was 18 and on TV….like that she’s actually breeding with Ashton Kutcher. That she’s no longer 18…and the whole mome of two thing…

But luckily, like SPANX, jeans are designed to keep it all together, squeeze it all together, make it all sort of work….and I guess luckily dudes get into a chick like Mila Kunis and commit, no matter how old she gets…it makes them feel like their relationship is longer lasting and has more meaning – and that is fucking weird…but not as weird as her pussy probably looks…wouldn’t you like to know….it’s probably blown out hard enough that if you look the right way in these jeans – you can see it all…who knows.

So fucking boring. Middle aged mom in jeans….awesome…I can see this all day – everywhere…give me something better…fuck….celebrities are the worst.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mila Kunis|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Nina Dobrev Titty Grab of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a rumored Canadian, but I don’t see how that’s possible, seeing as she’s in AMerica and that is against TRUMP’s way. It’s like leave them in their fucking igloos where they belong, I guess based on his wife, there are exceptions like if they are worth fucking and willing to let you grab them by the pussy.

The important thing about Nina Dobrev is that she’s now dating ORLANDO Bloom, very important…but not as important as the rumor that she has herpes…but that wouldn’t stop you from smearing her onto your face…because when nerdy weridos get excited for a girl…they go for it….they think it is love…or meant to be and herpes is better than not fucking NiNA DOBREV…

That said, all the slophole pussy in hollywood has herpes…so my source is credible – sure – but the info they feed me obvious..and boring…Like NINA Dobrev….


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Olivia Culpo Side Tit of the Day

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Olivia Culpo was Miss USA, and Nick Jonas’ girlfriend…and I guess now a scenester bitch who has been naked in at least one magazine, going to all the current events because she’s polarized her slutty behavior into something she can sell…or market….or get low level marketing people to invite her to events…

But for some reason, I keep seeing her pics pop up, like her side tit for attention, while she’s pretending to be a classy Miss USA girl who fucks celebrities…and I just assume – that means she’s relevant enough for dudes to jerk off to her… but I don’t think you need to be relevant to be jerked off to…you just need to find the right audience…willing to jerk off to you..

Who cares…she’s at Coachella like everyone…doing bullshit running around like they are important bullshit….


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Charli XCX Not That Hot or Relevant in a Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is at COACHELLA at a party in a bikini , because she’s more of a scenester from the UK than an celebrity…

The reality is that no one really knows who Charli XCX, I mean she must have a bit of a fan base, but in the grand scheme of celebrity she’s a 0-1…..

If you do know who Charli XCX it is because of her tits, and leotards in public places, and you’ve seen her nipples before, it’s been a good tactic for her to really perpetuate her art, her music, to get her heard….

Or jerked off to, which seems to be the other things women are looking for when trying to establish a career based on their “art”…

It is not because of her music…but we’re in an era where your bikini pics is what matters…what events you go to..how many followers you have…the other shit…doesn’t matter….like talent or purpose…just exist motherfuckers…

She’s kinda dumpy…


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Easter Erotica of the DAy

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Adriana Lima also resurrected from the dead, but we can’t be too sure about her dirty ziploc bag of a pussy, because she’s a model and has had kids and all that really depressing stuff that happens to vaginas…when they are models working it up the ladder…and have kids…

The one thing I know about Adriana Lima is that for her 20s, she was a crazy Catholic bitch, she claimed to be a virgin…she claimed that she was the one model who didn’t fuck to get where she got, then she did start having sex and made some kids, not sure if she was married, don’t care enough to look…but as that crazy crazy catholic bitch…there’s no logic in why she’s doing EASTER themed porn…

I mean, I always though as a catholic bitch, any half naked in lingerie was a lie against her morals and values, but after listening to Christian radio – I know that Easter is the most HOLY of days – and to make Easter themed porn…is fucking crazy…but then again, all you gotta do is ask JESUS for forgiveness and it’s all good…and watching this video on youtube – with her nipples…is all good…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Maitland Ward is a Magical Easter Experience of the Day

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What better way to celebrate EASTER MONDAY – the least Religious day of the Easter Weekend, because Jesus already died and Resurrected, than to post some shameless, cheesy, lack of creativity, low hanging fruit, with low hanging tits, Maitland Ward, trying everything to either resurrect her career as an actress…you know she was on a hit show a long time ago – and hasn’t done anything since…or maybe just ride that acting thing to keep her escort prices high…cuz girl gotta pay the rent…like she was Jesus…never accepting death…

I support eating easter eggs out of her asshole…

Posted in:Maitland Ward|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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There is no better way to ring in the Easter weekend, a weekend from family, with the most fucked up up family, that still has great tightly knit family values, thanks to the parents owning the adult daughter – because she makes them money – and you can’t throw away that gift of making money – through their redneck hick genitals – you must keep it working for you – good old family values…

The Spears…the only real motivation I’ve ever had to breed, from K-Fed mooching, to her parents mooching, we all need a Britney to manipulate and own in our lives…it’s true..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens for Women’s Health and a Coachella Round-Up of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is now a fitness ICON…

She’s come a long way from being a chubby Disney star I used to call PUDGENS because I am so clever – from the slutty selfies…before slutty selfies were thing…because she’s an innovator – and narcissist who likes looking at herself in the mirror but most interestingly – did it with a bush in an era where bush wasn’t trendy or cool – because she’s a hippie naturalist – or just a hairy girl who grows out bush in 5 minutes after shaving – who knows – or cares – she’s in a photoshoppped fitness shoot – looking good and photoshopped and that’s what matters but doesn’t matter at all – cuz no one cares about this shit…and rightfully so…

She’s at Coachella – because Coachella is the cheesiest place a motherfucker can be this weekend – just don’t tell the corporate brands and Disney stars that –

Ashley Tisdale Also at Coachella…

Let’s turn this into a who is the lame person getting paid to go to Coachella post…

Ariel Winter is there…for a brand…good job girl…fat chicks can make it…

Madison Beer – Whoever the fuck she is – I know, she’s 18 and has big tits….and should be cheesy and into this kind of thing – it’s the 30+ year olds I question..

Kylie Jenner is Super Casual and Low Profile there – She Basically Put a Neon Sign on her Fucking Mangled Tranny “she got it from her daddy” Head – I mean the family Plastic Surgeon made the dad a fuckable chick, their mutant daughter shouldn’t have been such a challenge.

Selena Gomez is on her way to the Desert…to Eat Dessert…..of The Weeknd’s Dick…she’s making it a girl weekend – but it’s a “don’t fuck other girls weeknd”…..get it..

I hear music festivals are great for people fresh out of Rehab…

Stella Hudgens was there topless – naughty Sister

Elisha Cuthbert is going because even when you’re too old to go to music festivals, you can still go to Music Festivals, and be the creepy old dude there..

Sophie Simmons and her fat girls tits were there – i wonder how she got tickets..

Jojo is in San Antonio – but that’s Honorary Desert….so it counts…

Katherine McPhee’s ass was there in a one piece – but not actually at coachella – i just figured the fry product placement was part of her coachella scam

Nicola Peltz also not there yet – but her nipples are in pictures and that counts..

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

14

Apr

Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is a freak of nature…she is like Jesus on the cross….she’s fully come back to life from the dead….or maybe she’s never died…either a vampire or a fucking zombie…who cares…it’s easter….

If she did die at 20, which based on her body, is when she looks like she died, we can assume it was after nerds jerked off to her to so much she drowned on their sperm….they way you’d probably like to kill all women, if only they let you get close enough, you weirdo…

Here daughter – Also in Bikini

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