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2017

18

Apr

Bella Thorne Jessica Rabbits of the Day

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Bella Thorne has a new show out – that is slated to be the biggest new teen show on TV, thanks to featuring Bella Thorne….I think it premiere’s tonight, because she’s been promoting it hard…as it is really going to put her on the map…despite her insane amount of instagram followers from being a Disney Kid turned exhibitionist proving that she is already on the map…

Your big fear should be that this attention and success will make her lazy in her exhibitionism, because she’s got what she wants…a TV show, movies, work, success…money….and when a girl gets what her want, she gets less hungry, and gets tired of the attention…and stops the exhibitionism…TRAGIC..

But I guess we are versatile and can jerk off to her pretty much doing anything…like cleavage in a red dress with her red hair doing what I call the Jessica Rabbit. We are so flexible in our titty obsession….and by we I mean me…I just sometimes think there are more of us.

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2017

17

Apr

Charlotte Mckinney was at Coachella of the Day

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Hey Guys…Charlotte McKinney was at Coachella.

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2017

17

Apr

Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day

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I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me…

Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra..

YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits..

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy…

We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls.

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Tries to Get Her Sex Appeal Back of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel realizes she just had a kid – and that it will take hard work and drive to get back into her model shape. She will require all the cosmetic procedures available in Miami – and paid for by her lifeline – Victoria’s Secret…..but it will require more, so much more, like posting erotica like laying in the water – tits out for a shoot….knowing that this is the kind of thing that matters…

She has historically been boring as a celebrity / social media / promo model star. Her shit has been so basic and the slutty has come for the most part from Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and not actually from anything she’s done or cooridinated. Sure she was probably a whore in her personal life – but she didn’t need to put that out there…

But having a kid – that changes everything…it makes girl feel insecure and have to put in that work she never put in before because it just came naturally – and I am all for that…or this…keep up the slut videos mom. The way MOMS are supposed to be. Cuz you don’t get cum up in you without being a slut…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Ariel Winter Diaper Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter wore a diaper looking bikini to some Coachella Event to remind you that she’s a fucking over rated piled of disgusting shit -the sloppiest of sloppy – that I don’t think many dudes look at and think are hot – that’s reserved for the few dudes who watched her grow up on a shitty show – people seem to watch – even though it is on Network TV and that’s a dated concept…but what I guess is timeless is wanting to have sex with the girl on TV, because she comes across as more important or hot…even when she’s clearly not…it’s that stamp of approval….the she’s a celebrity stamp of approval…that makes her big tits she’s cut off and that grew back cuz she’s big…matter…


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Kendall Jenner – Butt Shot of the DAy

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Kendall Jenner so shameless…going to parties in a thong because she’s confident in her ass…as a kardashian without the ARMENIAN DNA – she’s been trained to be shameless…and sure her ass is good…but that doesn’t matter – she’s a Kardashian and thus shit….

The only thing we can hope that comes from this, other than shit, because it is an ass, an ass that starves itself but knows all the ass tricks thanks to being raised by it…even her father got in on it when he was in the process of cutting off his dick…these people can make anything – hairy monster or not look fuckable…fucking witch doctors or sorcerers..

The only thing we can hope comes from this, is that all the lame followers she’s got – start wearing their thongs around to events…I feel like it will make more things interesting – whether it is CHURCH or whatever event…thongs make it better – and the asses don’t need to be injected, cool sculpted or trained…any ass will do…just as long as it is in a thong to stare at.

The world – is a weird place…


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Katharine McPhee Riding Horses in Bikini Tops of the Day

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Katharine McPhee posted a picture of her in a bikini top riding a horse for all you Beastiality fetishists who are fighting like the homosexuals for marriage, but for your right to legalize animal love, as it shouldn’t be up to the state to get decide what I make love to…or ride until I reach orgasm, as Katharine McPhee is demonstrating…grinding up on a horses back…

I don’t actually know who Katharine McPhee is beyond an American Idol…but she is on a horse making a big stomach joke – cuz girl calls herself out for sucking in, when she wouldn’t have it any other way, like most girls, even fat girls, no one genuinely puts out their best gut pic…even when they are trying to be body positive about the shit…who cares…bikini on horse…not at coachella…good.

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2017

17

Apr

Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day

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Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard…

Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted….

So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line…

Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you…

I find the whole thing pretty boring…really..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Kate Beckinsale in a Slutty Bikini Pose of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – which is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her bikini or bathing suit pics –

I mean sure there are some filters going on here, and she’s in a one piece, covering her stomach..and she’s cropped aggressive and wearing a shirt over her arms…and sunglasses over her old lady eyes – but she’s got it down – she knows how to keep bringing it – and that is something more moms of college aged girls need to learn – as there is not enough of them to go around – and most college aged girls need moms like this and not having moms like this is a total disservice to everyone…

Let Kate Beckinsale be more than just a body / personality you jerk off to – let her be an inspiration to moms everywhere to get it the fuck together.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk posted this bikini video of her at Coachella – because everyone who is anyone is at Coachella – some are actually being paid to be at Coachella – and not just by rich dudes looking for hot pussy to party with and share a desert villa with – but companies – every company – uses the festival to cash the fuck in – as that is the American way…turn everything into some bullshit you can monetize and destroy – and fuck over anyone in the way….and since America women are all fat and dumpy – use the SWEDES – import the pussy we use – to sell product and bullshit to the American women they don’t use in the campaigns – cuz they just want their money….BUY BUY BUY CONSUME…..

I don’t see how going from one bullshit corporate event to the other is awesome and amazing, but I guess their hookers they’ve hired are worth looking at in their bikinis…and here’s one of em. From Titty Model to Mainstream as fuck PROMO model…


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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