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2017

10

Mar

Rat Cow Does Bikini Fame Whoring of the Day

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Rat Cow irritates me….I mean sure, she’s got a great set of tits, a great body, a mouth she probably puts to good use sucking celebrity cock, while maintaining a relationship with her boyfriend she carts around the world where she is attempting to polarize her existence to be a socialite, not a titty model, when we all know she’s just the Instagram version of Tila Tequila and we know how that ended….it ended…because this shit ends…it’s fleeting and she’s old news..

So she can stage paparazzi pics, she can get invites to fashion week, she can make her millions a year – from social media following…and she deserves it, she’s done it, she built it…but that doesn’t mean she’s awesome, or cool, or interesting…it means she’s a tactical user, who knows how to use her tits, and I guess that alone is amazing…and I guess…I shouldn’t be irritated by her….or that She’s a low level titty model because titty models…no matter how low level or well followed they are…still have tits I like looking at…And if your soul purpose is to have an audience and sell product as you polarize yourself….

I do like calling her Rat Cow though…cuz she is a rat and besides her tits – that’s my favorite thing about this cheesy fucking promo model people still like because people don’t unfollow people…

I prefer her nude selfies she leaked for attention….. CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Rat Cow|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Madison Headrick by Creeper Randall Slavin of the Day

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Madison Headrick is some not so famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM model which nowadays is the basis of all things….but she’s got 70,000 followers and that alone makes her more important than me…and is a big improvement over this time last year….but then again, when you factor in her tits or her willingness to do creative nude shoots with photographers who have shot for Victoria’s Secret, while being signed to the same agency that a bunch of Victoria’s Secret girls are signed to, it’d be safe to assume she’s being groomed to be the next on their roster of promo models they make famous and blow the fuck out of the water…

Not to mention, she’s an actual American, from SC, which is massive considering we live in a world where all hot chicks are not American…but rather are immigrants and in this patriotic, loyal to your country, made in America shit…nationalist shit all brands will need one of these last remaining skinny american women who look good to pretend they don’t outsource everything..

She’s naked, she’s hot, I like it.

Posted in:Madison Headrick|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Sarah Halpin Cotton Panties of the Day

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Sarah Halpin is sisters with another instagram model named Joanna Halpin…meaning there are two of them producing slutty enough hipster model because really all models are hipsters thanks to the whole hipster thing being pretty mainstream, the GAP, not really artsy, and based on the way photos are filtered to look like they are on film – people think it’s high concept….

It’s like let’s grow out our pubic hair, show our nipples, look like we aren’t wearing too much make-up, hang out in the desert, or in LA by the pool, but make it seem like a 60s playboy shoot or rock album cover…and win at life…even though we are still just vapid rich kid money grubber looking for the good life at the 5 star hotel fame whores on insta trying to get famous..

I don’t hate the Halpin sisters – they are a fetish – and I like that I can see her pussy in her panties – I am a pervert….

I don’t hate her sister Joanna….

I do find all of this lame, but that’s not always a terrible thing….when it involves hot chicks…

Posted in:Sarah Halpin|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Laetitia Casta Still Modelling of the Day

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Laetitia Casta is or was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..because she was French and the fact she had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere…

Meaning me and her go way back…and her classic titty pics have made me cum at least once….not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…..but it makes me feel like I have some sort of connection with her. …but as it goes with most girls who have made me cum…I forget she actually existed…you know cuz we went our separate ways…I started hating celebrity sites so much I created one and she didn’t put much effort into doing more substantial projects with her tits….

But Today….today…because today…we have learned…that she is the new old tits for whatever this shit is….

Posted in:Laetitia Casta|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Suck it in Ariel Winter of the Day

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Porky Ariel Winter took a picture of herself sucking the fuck in at 2 in the morning and tagged it FRIDAY – because the internet is a fucking lie and not only do these people post pre-shot selfies, they also photoshop the fuck out of the photos, and they also know how to pose on their tippy toes, holding their arm out, and pushing their stomach in to give a waist to hip ratio….all in a very spandex shirt that is tight as fuck to suck in all the disgusting….but apparently..there’s a thigh gap…

That said, people like jerking off to her and her big rebuilt tits…and seeing her in an outfit that you wouldn’t want to wear to Junior High in case you get your period….something this one probably got at 7 thanks to the trauma of being sold off by your parents…is hardly exciting – but I’ll post it because she’s current, she’s trendy and thus I am for covering her every move as she makes the transition from sitcom child star to social media star…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day

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I figure a great way to start your day is with some aspirational video by professional surf ass Anastasia Ashley in her bikini hiking and running around Hawaii like a she’s on a permanent vacation – because she is on permanent vacation – she’s a professional surfer and her job involves hanging out on a beach in a bikini all day – with ripped dudes and other girls with hot asses – while all you idiots who don’t realize you can live a good life – are working your shit 9 – 5 job – making shit money – paying for a shit house and shit kids and you even went to college to make this happen…while our girl…Anastasia Ashley plays in goddamn waterfalls looking hot…what the fuck….went wrong in my life…seriously….everything…but that doesn’t matter….

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s in a Bikini of the Day

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I was in the mall yesterday, you know window shopping women shopping, as I do…because I don’t like buying myself shit I don’t need, but I do like slutty young girls in slutty clothes buy things they don’t need….especially at Victoria’s Secret…where Candice Swanepoel’s face is still all over the fucking place – like she didn’t run off the last year and make babies with her long term boyfriend she’s been cheating on with rich and connected people that haven’t helped her career because she is still a one client whore….

Well, she is out there making moves in a bikini with her troll baby that raped her Candice Swanepoel pussy….but that plastic surgery has fixed….since they are alll plastic…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne fascinates me, but not really, because I was talking to an 18 year old yesterday, as I do, because I am a pervert and think banging 18 year olds is fun and some kind of creepy status symbol ,seeing as I am old a fat and disgusting…something they’d likely not go for…but sometimes go for to switch up their hardcore, porn inspired life…creating what seems like a win to me…..and that 18 year old told me that Bella Thorne was on a Disney show, is a Disney kid, and that’s how all this happened…

Meaning I’ve been posting on her daily and I never bothered looking at her wiki, because acting career doesn’t matter anymore, it’s the world of social media, and she kills it on social media…but not as hard as her stage parents killed her childhood, leaving her damaged and amazing, so that when her peak starts to fall….she’ll fall hard..and I’ll try to be there to catch her with my mouth….pussy first…

This is her snapchat, voyeurism, curated by the exhibitionist for the win…what a seriously fucking great body…

Here she is being slutty on set – filling the emptiness in her soul with male attention..

I do like when she flashes her tits on social media though…wonderful…

TO SEE HER TIT FLASH CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER TIT FLASH VIDEO CLICK HERE

Here’s her cleavage for a magazine

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Dakota Fanning Showing Some Leg of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is a creepy little exploited by her parents girl who 10 years ago was doing intereviews acting like some kind of fucking programmed robot – which is probably what she was…you know these kids lose their souls when their childhoods are robbed of them, they are sold off to creepy rich producers who like to diddle and never get caught, all to make money in TV and Movies where you are coddled by everyone around you – so that you don’t stray off course and fall back into being a kid….making for a fucked up situation for everyone, but money is a good distraction….in the money grubbing world we live in…where we sell off our kids for things….like fame and fortune…

Now she’s selling herself off to fashion brands showing off her upper thighs and ass in bloomers so we know she’s in underwear like the weirdo commodity she is…and always has been…shameless…but let’s pretend it’s raw talent….that the world just ate up…and not parents selling off their spawns…that’d come across more negative than the candy coated marketing approach to what went on here.

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Mischa Barton Titties Blazer Selfie of the Day

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Mischa Barton posing in front of the mirror – topless in a blazer is almost as exciting as her public freak out a few weeks ago – where people called 911 to save her from whatever demons she was seeing, or voices she was hearing, because she’s a broken addict who loves being medicated…or last week, when she did the whole water campaign for a low level escort agency that signs up all these low level models and helps them get their work visa’s in some weird Trump Approved because it includes pussy scam…even though she’s already famous, has her papers…but I guess was out there trying to get attention for not being a cellulite ridden monster….and I think she’s perfect..

I like a fall from the top, still young but so broken from the fall…and haggard from the medicating….that there’s a little more edginess to her…a little more attitude…and her entitlement a little more humbled or crazy…either way…it’s magic…

I wish I was her management…but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…despite seemingly hitting rock bottom a dozen times…she’s just too coddled to ever really hit rock bottom…unless she accidentally overdoses which will probably happen…failing me and our future selling her out for sex work…where we will both prosper…I mean who wouldn’t pay 50 bucks for head from Mischa Barton….pretty much NO ONE….

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW