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2017

08

Mar

Pam Anderson Big Fake Tits for Fashion Week of the Day

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Pam Anderson still got fake tits…that she takes out with her when she’s invited to fancy places thanks to being Pam Anderson…and the whole 90s revival..where Tommy Hilfiger and Guess are re-releasing the shirts you wore in High School and despite being a leathery mom….she’s still looking ok…I mean she’s so plastic surgery ridden – how could she look anything but leathery and amazing…there’s not much give left in her skin, and her tits are probably her 5th upgrade…making them as youthful as you’d want in tits, it’s the pussy I’d be most concerned with though….a pussy I remember jerking off to back in the Honeymoon Tape years…they were wonderful times….

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2017

08

Mar

Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy

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Sara Sampaio is in GQ Italia because she’s so fucking Euro…and they have her posing with what looks like a Ferrari or some shit because they are so fuckign Italian…and their pride, besides pizza and pasta and half of the cast of The Jersey Shore….is their goddamn cars…

Sampaio…is not Italian, but apparently portuguese and thus able to live and work in Italy due to her EURO passport….but she’s too busy taking her skinny body to America to steal all the local jobs from the locals…like all these immigrants do…

This shoot isn’t hot or interesting, but it’s a skinny model bitch who makes over a million a year posing with cars…and somewhere out there someone will be very into it…

The only thing I like about her, besides the tanned skin and the smell of fish lingering from her portuguese past / and / or / her putting things in her vagina that lead to infection…is that she’s skinny…because this getting comfortable fat thing is pretty vile for dudes who don’t like fat chicks…even though I’ve seen this acceptance of being fat happen everytime a woman has a kid…because if you can be a lazy fuck..be the lazy fuck…it’s better than pressuring yourself to be all hot…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

08

Mar

Anna Ewers in Creepy Cotton Panties of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers but isn’t a sewer…at least not in this photoshoot because her thin, cotton panties, reminiscent of the 70s…or an innocent high school girl accidentally flashing you on the bus..you fucking pervert…are pretty fucking clean…no green sludge stains you’d expect from someone like Anna Ewers, who is a real crowd favorite…all in Victoria’s Secret, walking runways, making moves…all for being tall, hot, skinny and rockin’ that stamp of approval

Anna Ewers is German, from Nazi lineage, possibly genetic modification due to Nazi science…but more interestingly…she probably likes being shit on…because…Germans…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….

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2017

07

Mar

Young Billionaire Nicola Peltz Bikini Fame Whoring of the Day

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This bathing suit is a sleeper…seemingly conservative, you know a rich classy expensive girl, who is still trashy as fuck, ratchet as fuck, thanks to being rich…she can mask it and do it in exclusive settings….

But when you look closer…it’s the most aggressive pantyline ever..it’s on some Borat ball sucking monokini thing…that’s jacked up her cunt holding it in as tight as possible…and it’s magical..

She’s got a multi billionaire dad, she’s been in a movie he probably financed or his rich friend did as a favor…she still linkers around trying to be famous…and she’s got a great tight body….I dig it…and not just cuz i like bratty rich kids…but because I like young tight bodies trying hard to be famous…desperate because they have everything already…on some Jenner / Hadid Shit….because that’s what matters in the world now…but this one is pretty wonderful..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

07

Mar

Britney Spears Erotic Fitness of the Day

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I’ve spent my morning, or at least three minutes of my morning watching and editing this glorious ab workout by our favorite pop star puppet who is owned by her parents and used to make the family a lot of money….and she reminds me of hope, hope that I can either K-Fed a woman or have a child with a woman who knows how to stage parent hard…not too white trash to see dollar signs…knowing all the good stuff you can get at walmart with said dollars sings in your bank…..I see redemption…that once fallen apart and fat…a woman can rebuild her life due to fitness…as it is the only activity her parents who still control and run her life allow her to do…because it’s good for business…it’s legal kidnapping that pays and it’s wonderful….but not as wonderful as seeing her head roll back in struggle in some birthing / perfect to eat out position….

Britney may be old, but she’s iconic…everything about her is just done right…

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2017

07

Mar

Evangeline Lilly Muscles of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I just hate Canadians who make because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist…but they never get shot…

She’s in a bikini…and looks a lot more like a dude than a babe on a show…maybe it’s fitness…maybe it’s menopause…maybe it doesn’t matter…because it happened and no one gives a fuck about what I have to say about it…

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2017

07

Mar

Lais Ribeiro in a Bikini for Free People of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 something year old model for Victoria’s Secret, from Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret scout internationally to introduce you to all kinds of women who kind of all look the same….

I guess they are training to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

All ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….and here is a gallery of a bunch of her pics…cuz I’m on my way to a jungle to find my own girls who look like this to recruit to my evil empire….I just don’t have millions of dollars or a brand that makes them famous or believe my lies….

This shoot isn’t for Victoria’s Secret…it’s for some other brand that like using models other brands use…all to perpetuate this stupid industry instead of finding new pussy…like what would you want sloppy seconds..and pay it tons of money it just makes no sense…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Aging Booty of the Day

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I wish I wondered what Ashley Tisdale is up to – besides living off that High School Musical money and celebrity…but I don’t actually are…

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale interesting in any way, she’s actually just a reminder of the media creating hype around a lie…and I have spent years calling her out for being a lie…because when she was part of Disney they convinced people she was hot, she even won teen choice award for being hot, and I know Disney hired out a call center in India to cast votes for her…because she’s not that hot…

She did have a decent strategy of being fat as fuck, knowing that body is more important than face, and face..is something that she wasn’t graced with and something that her plastic surgeon couldn’t rally fix with the botched nosejob she got when she could afford to get it…she probably blamed a deviated septum…yeah..she’s one of those…

Well she’s in leggings, her fit ass is filling out, maybe she’s pregnant…or maybe she’s just old..but here she is and that must be important to someone….somewhere….since she’s a creepy celeb with creepy fans like that…

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2017

07

Mar

Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking…

Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped…

I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks…

I’ll post it anyway…

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Iggy Azalea Workout Video of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me…

She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie…

A lie, that is terrible to look at, I find her disgusting, but who fucks connected black guys to exist and get ahead…since they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they seek it out, they fattest white ass they can find to aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, because if you’ve ever been on a flight to an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica you’ll see all the knocking up of white woman by black men that happens…

I figure her weird ass shake in NEGATIVE to block out her sloppy is a good way to start the day…even if it’s fucking terrible to look at…it’s still a big ass shaking and that’s ok for me….

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