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2017

09

Mar

Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day

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I wrote a poem about Jessica Hart …..


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It was the level of inspiration I got from these pics of this 30 year old bikini model who barely matters but who has a great gap….and ability to seduce and lock down billionaires who have herpes from Paris Hilton….and all the other sluts they fucked before being obscure and homosexual…it happens when young billionaires fuck all the model pussy….

It’s like dude knows he owns this bitch, and she lets him do whatever he wants because she knows at 30, she’s not as good as all the other pussy he can get, but she probably rides off the nostalgia and lets him fuck all the other pussy so that her meal ticket doesn’t escape her…

She’s boring, she’s in a bikini, I’m posting this because why the fuck not…

Posted in:Jessica Hart|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Stella Maxwell Spread Legged for Fashion

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I probably should have posted this alongside the Kristen Stewart post titty post earlier today – because she is a famewhore lesbian or bisexual model who fucks her way to the top…trying to get as many media hits as possible to allow her to exist..and exist she does…the weird looking hipster girl who has somehow become hot…and booked by Victoria’s Secret…weird…

I figure her spread legs for leaving fashion week is both relevant to how she got her career…and what she’s about to be doing for sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid…

Stella Maxwell was also in a tight dress…

And Stella Maxwell….on the runway with underboob….

To see Stella Maxwell Underboob for Fashion Week of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2017

09

Mar

Sarah Hyland Tits on Tree Branch of the Day

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The casting of Modern Family is so weird….not because they found some hispanic woman with massive tits in some brothel in Miami that they could repackage as a comedic actress thanks to her cheap priced high quality cocaine….and accent…the accent makes acting skills irrelevant…

But because they cast Sarah Hyland to be Ariel Winter’s sister…one is a creepy 14 year old looking chick, who even in her 20s, is small and underdeveloped…despite what her tits may be telling you….while Ariel Winter is this ball of fat, with tits so sloppy she’s had them cut off at least once…and a body so sloppy that at 18, she looks 40 and like a mom of 4….who loves to eat…you know in a if they are sisters, this one steals all of the other one’s food situation…

Well, this one’s sitting in a tree, cleavage out, breast implants, because she knows the importance of tits for her costars and thus for her.. good times…that aren’t that good…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Yoga Ass in Big Bang Statement of the Day

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I am not in the mood to write bullshit blog posts on bullshit people – like I do everyday – day in and day out – in this thankless existence….because social media exists so that I don’t have to…and as I fade into obscurity – like I am on the Titanic and I’m the captain and have no choice but to go down with the ship…only instead of an overhyped ship, I’m an irrelevant titty blog…

But then I saw this pic of Kaley Cuoco, who makes 1,000,000 dollars an episode – or more….which takes a bout a week to do…and thought…she’s got it figured out…because she’s turned her irrelevance into cash money….because she’s convined people she’s not irrelevant..even though she’s pushing 40 and not hot…and as she waits around…she takes butt shots for attention…all part of her calculated plan of not mattering but being very expensive in her hot mattering..

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Gordon Douglas is the Creepy Bieber Pedophile of the Day

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This is hilarious…. I don’t celebrate pedophiles, in fact I think pedophilia is dark, twisted, evil, disturbing as fuck….but this…this is just so ridiculous..that it has to be a joke out of a movie…

I mean an old man pretending to be Justin Bieber to get nudes and sex….from young people…HILARIOUS…


A 42-year-old university law lecturer who allegedly impersonates Justin Bieber on the internet is facing almost 1000 child sex charges after using the singer as a way to encourage children to send him explicit images.

Sure, there’s no humor in the fact that he raped some of these kids, that’s just insane, but the fact that he was able to lure kids into thinking he was Beiber and scoring all the nudes his pervert boner could desire – must have made him feel like he pulled a masterful troll for a while. Like he was a genius. Like it could never…Like “this cat fish thing is so easy”….and dude got hooked…he got greedy….it’s like “i’ve heard jokes about this on the internet, I can’t believe I pulled it off”…so next level….

More insane…he’s been doing it for 10 years…..

I don’t think trolling kids who are clearly retards and don’t have parents who teach them the basics of “never send nude pics to Justin Beiber on the internet” because it is probably not Justin Bieber you fucking moron…making the whole thing so awesome, like they almost deserved to be molested for being so fucking dumb…. it’s just proof the future generation are dumb as fuck but trolling as a whole is always funny, because people, in this case stupid children, can be so damn gullible…and perverts…can take a simple premise, a punchline to a bad joke in a movie…and make it happen for them….until they get caught…but still…great news story…keep up the great work world…

Oh the power of Bieber…

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS

2017

08

Mar

Kate Upton Tries to Seduce Her Cheating Boyfriend with a Viral Pool Dance of the Day

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Kate Upton’s first big viral video was when she was freshly 18 and she did some Cat Daddy dance, that millions of people watched and that helped her young and busty broad back and flat assed body go viral, leading to a lot of fans, followers and money….that she used on buying food because eventually she became Ashely Graham sized…but the entire time pretended she wasn’t..

She’s a rich busty American chick, her grandfather or great grandfather invented the Washing machine, pretty fucking major…the kind of thing that allows you to never working if you were in her position, and that’s pretty much what she does….except for the occassional shoot that comes along due to her being famous for having huge tits..

The highlight of her career was when her bouyfriend, who’s leg you see in this video, had his icloud hacked and all her sloppy titty nudes were leaked along with all the girls he cheats on her with….

But this video of her pool dance, slutty titty grab’s ok too..

Posted in:SFW

2017

08

Mar

Bella Thorne Skinny of the DAy

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Bella Thorne posted some cheerleading erotica…and some other skinny girl with skinny legs and a flat stomach because she’s a Vegan 18 year or 19 year old on TV, but more importantly on Instagram, making that social media money for being on TV…thanks to her mom teaching her a valuable lesson about whoring herself out….all at a young age…and it’s magical…magical enough for me to watch it slowly decline as it always does because these girls are too young to make it sustainable but instead shoot themselves in the foot / get themselves drug addictions and the whole thing…cycles…new girls come in…old girls become Lohan…and the world remains in tact because none of this bullshit actually matters..

Here’s some more of her…

I do like when she flashes her tits on social media though…wonderful…I’ll keep milking that like she was the village cow and the only source of milk….see reference in video below:

TO SEE HER TIT FLASH CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER TIT FLASH VIDEO CLICK HERE

I wonder if she’s a virgin..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

08

Mar

Alexis Ren Gets New Tits of the Day

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Alexis Ren and her fake instagram boyfriend were a couple of young, vapid, dumb as fuck idiots…but clever enough to find a really cheesy angle, being the instagram couple every fat chick aspired to be, getting them tons of press, making them go viral, giving her a sense that her celebrity was legit and lasting, and that people actually cared about her…..but bitch didn’t realize it’s instagram and not TV…there’s no emotional connection to a photo of an 18 year old’s ass and average face no matter how much it makes perverts like me cry that we don’t get asses like that…IF you know what I mean…it’s fleeting, it’s not real, it’s dumb….it’s cheap and it’s easy…which I guess Alexis Ren is….

So brands threw money at them, they rode high….and then they broke up..and the one-trick trick hustle faded….forcing her and her insecurities to figure out a new tactic…so she jacked up her face with injections….and more interestingly bought herself some porn tits…which is fine since she’s clearly an exhibitionist slut who gets out there due to her use of her pussy and appearance…but is hilarious that she’s so young and already going down that low level, gutter, fake titty stripper road….all while there was nothing wrong with her small tits, she didn’t need DD tits….we’re all only interested in her ass anyway tits..

I guess I like when girls are so stupid to think tits are the answer….the only way to keep the momentum up…while no one even noticed the new tits..because she really doesn’t fucking matter….

I guess all her instagram money….allows her to prove she’s a fake bitch in all she does or has done….right…here’s a glimpse at her jacked up face and new big titties…

What are these cheesy fucking poses…how embarrassing…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

08

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Shaped Body Takes a Traditional Selfie of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this picture of herself taking a traditional selfie with a film camera in the mirror like it was the 50s and 60s…in an era pre iPhone..or instagram…where people like Kendall Jenner would probably not exist, or be hit celebrities, or average looking girls the industry pretend are models, because they want the followers she’s got to buy their shit…and if the world thinks she matters who are they to fight it…..

She’s got some weird shaped body, typical Kardashian, where nothing is real but the money they scam…and I don’t find her hot or interesting, or standout at all…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad…but I’ve posted it 3 times thanks to women’s day being such a dumb frucking concept….especially when puppet’s like Kendall actually think they are progressing the woman species…when really they are just exploitative tabloid cunts about it…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

08

Mar

Lily Rose Depp Skinny Weird Shaped Body of the DAy

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Have you ever seen a skinny handicapped person with what could be Cerebral Palsy but is probably some other retardation walk down the street all crooked and limpy…and when you look at their legs, they are these skinny, cogged out, and weird things….

Well that’s what’s going on here..all gimpy, look like it needs a walker, but maybe it’s just the angle, cuz girl is hot as fuck…a little Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, all in the scene, being a model, despite being short…al underage while looking fucking great…in her underwear because she’s half french which means slutty and into being naked and half American who thinks he’s some rockstar artist because I guess in ways he is…and I am a fan…even though she’s probably the fucking worst. Zero cool about her, except maybe the pussy her dad ropes into their private island in the bahamas while his ex wife fucks Elon Musk’s wallet for a change…you know tech billionaires are the new famous actor…..

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW