The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is not necessarily being able to jerk off to her tit pics in magazines and tabloids, even though that would be my favorite thing about being Kate Moss’ sibling…it’s like jerking off to the hotter model girl version of yourself…and you know all porn siblings, from the Kardashians to Pam Anderson to anyone with a sex take has jerked off to their naked sister…because people are weird narcissists and genetic attraction is a thing…
But that’s not the point of this story, this is about Lottie Moss, the younger Moss sister, who is actually only a half sister, and could even be Kate’s kid for all we know, you know families have secrets….but what isn’t secret is that this one is in magazine as a model, all because of her royal sister’s career…and it must be nice to be not as cute, riding coattails, getting an audience and paid…it’s like all you had to do was be born to make it happen…solid deal..
I get it, an 18 year old shouldn’t be disgusting to look at, and not because fat is in, slut shaming is out, exhibitionism is in, because slut shaming is out, and fat is in….but because at 18, even the fatties aren’t supposed to be gross to look at, even if most fatties are gross to look at…..but this one isn’t at disgustingly fat, but for some reason she might as well be…because she’s going to be dumpy, and even with the skin being 18, or just turned 19, and her barely legal marketing campaign that’s been going on the last year is closing out, she’s still dumpy to me…and that tightness, even with breast reduction made the tits much perkier…she’s still dumpy to me…and when I look at Ariel Winter…I see nothing but a pile of melted butter that’s starting to harden..just a fucking gross pile of not overly liquid diarrhea…you know..
But I know that people love her, they watched her on TV, they are creeps and think she’s amazing, they just buy into her marketing nad huge tits, and barely clothed outfits and think it’s great…probably because they are the middle americans, the masses, the walmart shoppers with no taste, who think McDonalds is a gourmet meal..and wine is for faggots…you know that group of low lives you are probably part of, who may fuck their duaghters, or who have daughters who are an ugly and fatter version of this, because your wife or whatever you fuck is a monster making this rich, on TV girl a fantasy…but now where I’m from, she’s no fantasy to me…and the only reason I follow her or post her is amazement that is is what the American people want…kind of the 2017 trend I’d say…
A day is not a day unless I post a Bella Thorne snap chat screenshot that I didn’t watch, because all these live streams of every idiot out there is annoying, suffocating, boring, repetitive, bullshit that I don’t need in my already maxed out in terms of media messaging I don’t care about, as I am ready to move out to the wilderness and never be seen again, since I hate all of this shit…
But luckily, someone watched it, jerked off to it, captured it and posted it to the internet for me to repost as if it’s a big deal…while not really knowing who Bella Throne is or why I bother posting on her all the fucking time.. I don’t even find her that hot…her head is big and tranny / man like and sure the body is thight at 19, the tits big, the shirt see through, which is I guess why I post it…
All these attention seekers out there on some hybrid slut kick, the almost pornographic but not quite pornographic, even though I can still jerk off to them…if I could still get erections…
The world, in all this self broadcasting and sharing is going to a very weird fucking place…and here’s one of those twats participating…before she eventually develops an opiate addiction and dies prematurely..as they do…it’s not sustainable…eventually it all crashes and burns…
But in the mean time she wants to remind you she got a nipple ring – huge deal, big deal, amazing deal..for all of us she’s weirdly showing it off to…
He’s Kite Surfing with Billionaire Richard Branson, because who gives a fuck that the world is about to explode right….
So don’t be freaking out all you Social Justice Warrior freaks….who think the world is about to explode as you collectively hate on each other…because your last President is fucking chilling in the Ocean….in vacation mode…with Branson either giving up on life and like throwing in the towel in the Caribbean….or plotting the takeover because they are billionaires and that’s what they do….so he’s either living the life because he put in his 8 years…ready for the world to end thanks to TRUMP or he knows Trump has no actual power and that he’ll be taken out the second he’s too dangerous….or maybe TRUMP is just a puppet to distract America while the real fucked up shit is going down….
WHO KNOWS….but I know Secret Service didn’t shoot Branson when he choked out Obama…so clearly they are up to something…
This Christie Brinkley and her daughters video for Sports Illustrated swim, trying to remember the last time their magazine really prospered, back when Christie Brinkley was one of their girls….and not 63 years old and looking pretty amazing, maybe too amazing, like we’re being lied to, because there is aging gracefully, and their is not aging freakishly…
I understand why SI is going Nostaligic and doing a shoot with Christie Brinkley, I get why they’d feature her daughter Sailor Cook, who is a young billionaire heir who has been doing the daughter of a model hustle like the Hadids, the Baldwins…the Crawford Gerber, the Depp, the everyone with a mom who was a model or dad who was an actor, or in the Jenner’s case a dad who cut off his dick….trying to become instagram models, because IT allows them to feel validated in their vapid existences….where they want to be the most popular and paid…and their parents support them…because they made a career being as vapid…
But Alexa Ray Joel? Really…That’s clearly just a sign of Christie feeling guilty that her relationship with Billy Joel exploded and that she went off to have a cuter family with a rich guy, leaving her freakish head case daughter, who I remember from being on a reality TV show years ago, so broken, damaged a whiner…spoiled and jealous with no need to grow up because she’s babied by her rich parents who just don’t know what to do with her….clearly from this interview, her mom is as shocked as everyone else that Alexa is in it, but she knows she can’t let 16 year old Sailor succeed because it could be a trigger since you can tell, despite the circle jerk of how normal and in love they all are – she hates the cuter younger version of herself, because they eliminated the JOEL DNA from the equation, which isn’t an anti semetic statement, unless you want it o be…you can come up with your own racist conclusions, I’m just going to say there’s a mom daughter fetish in this….and that’s all that matters…not to mention the weird broken one…is probably the more interesting one to be around….and she looks hotter than ever…I’m not hating it….
Either way…weird feature Sports Illustrated….like some Chrissy Teigen Post Pregnancy nonsense where she tries to be funny, disses being a bikini model, because she’s on TV and her Husband she wallet fucked in her LONG CON…is making millions and is in movies that is all half hers…
This video is from 9 weeks ago, but I only saw it today because I don’t follow this Svetlana Bilyalova woman…if she’s actually a woman, but apparently 5 million other people think she is…as do all the FITNESS TEA TOX TEA companies…protein powders and other direct to consumer products – as she is the AVON lady for the Russian market…you see because many people live in other countries and Instagram is more than just the JENNERS and Selena Gomez…it’s about TEA MODELS…like this…proving to the world that her tits are real…using an iphone, a trick her sex worker pimp that sells her to rich people internationally, showed her one night while drinking in some night club, a little DIY to make sure the whore isn’t lying to you about her tits…
That’s not to say she’s a whore, I would never assume that, I just let her public image / persona do the talking….the Russian accent talking…
It’s so trashy, so basic, so typical, every girl posts content like this, fake tits or not, it’s got zero fucking substance, why do people pay attention to this shit…
I spent the day trying to avoid this image J.Lo posted to her social media of under tit – because I guess she wants people to know she’s got tit…and is not just an ass….even though she’s being an ass, when posting these kinds of pics for attention on social media..
Trying to show the world her triple threat isn’t singing, dancing and acting…it’s pussy, ass tits…
And that is only terrifying because she’s a mom, who is rich, and who doesn’t need to be doing any of this…this is all for ego…
As for J.Lo, that cockroach just won’t fucking die…but I guess she’s still scamming and as a scammer she’s still up to her old tricks as they pay…like she’s some kind of prostitute…a song and dance prostitute…the mainstream loves…despite being so OLD.
When your mom is a vapid superfical twat like Demi Moore who was once very fucking famous after rebuilding her entire face and body with her hollywood money – there’s going to be a lot of importance on your looks in the vapid household you are from – even if you were raised in Montana where Ashton Kutcher, your stepfather developed his dot com billionaire investing skills…because you weren’t hot enough to distract him with your young pussy…
It’s only natural to not be natural – and to try to get as hot as you can with modern science – it worked for the Kardashians…all those little monsters made fuckable…so it’ll work for the dark pretending to be hippie…willis sisters…and she’s looking good half naked…for the first time in her life…anyone fucking her cuz she’s Bruce Willis’ daughter is probably pretty happy about it…
I just heard that Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn, who tried to be famous for a minute but ended up getting knocked up like other celebrities from the era’s siblings….we’re talking to you Haylie Duff and Ashley Simpson…
Well, I heard the rich hick family had an ATV accident and the kid was in critical condition – and if I had a soul – I would find that sad and trying to jerk off to her would be a challenge….but I have no soul….so trying to jerk off to her is fine…
All fit, and showing off her fitness, all late 30s, crazy, held hostage by her parents to make them money like a good little spawn…doing circus tricks like the dancing money she is…
Look Bella Hadid posted a picture of her butthole sucking in her underwear like it was The Weeknd’s dick…..because you know, based on a few facts including but not limited to broken rich girl, vapid rich girl, celebrated model despite not being that cute, younger sister jealous of her more famous sister she’s latched onto, knowing people only care about her thanks to GIGI, that ass has seen some dick…
I know, I know, these kids all grew up on 2000s porn, anal is standard, I haven’t met a girl who doesn’t do anal under 40 years old ever….people like a good shit on dick ass fucking…
But it’s still nice to point out…especially when the stories I’ve been told by the girls who couldn’t fit The Weeknd’s dick in their mouth, that it’s substantial enough to blast out this girl and make her anus some sort of vaccuum….
