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2016

22

Dec

Strong Round Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

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It wouldn’t be Christmas without staring at Hilary Duff’s big strong, round, firm, massive, juicy, even terrifying, good to lift heavy objects thanks to all the lifting – she did while fucking her trainer like a testosterone jacked woman nearing her sexual prime ass in leggings…

I just want to shove a fucking candy cane in that fucker and start sucking my way to the womb…because anal may be shitty…but it’s the gateway to love….isn’t it?

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day

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If you read the site, and you don’t, but you may if you’re Chrissy Teigen, because she likes to google herself, it’s good for her ego, and I know this because a bunch of years ago she tweeted at me about how funny she thought I was, which was probably tactics to try to get more posts on her…and a year after that praise that didn’t give me a boner – like it does for other dudes with sites who go crazy when the girls talk to them – because they aren’t used to girls talking to them – and just want girls to talk to them – because they don’t hate any woman who is as vapid as an SI model wallet fucker – they just see tits….while I see all that is wrong with her – and prefer my asian hookers to be less vocal, more subservient and affordable….she went totally nutso on me – and her gang of followers went nuts on me – because I said she was old, fat, pug faced and if she didn’t get knocked up – her wallet she’s fucked and been so loyal to, will pay her off and find younger and hotter pussy – or she could kill herself…because no one would care……

She has since gone onto get pregnant, get a TV show hosting job, leveraging her life as a celebrity wife, which is a huge accomplishment for someone who was booking 3 jobs a year before the pregnancy…she’s more than just strategic with her pussy….or maybe her pussy strategy is why it all worked out…who cares..

She’s in Elle Australia, going international…and she’s got a new face, a less pug face, which for someone who lives by the pug….finds it sad…but makes her look like a better version of her terrible self…so thanks plastic surgery / injections / etc..this mom is better than ever…which biologically makes no sense – but thanks to science and does…

I wonder what the post pregnancy pussy looks like…that’s the before and after I’m more into..not that I’d ever be into Chrissy Teigen, she’s just ever present…like a herpes scab or hermorrhoid that just won’t go away, only more vile and annoying.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Mariah Carey Weird Christmas Tree Erotica of the Day

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Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not becasue she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself but because she still exploits her tits shamelessly for attention…

Posing by her Aspen house and the insane over the top rich person tree she probably didn’t decorate but dictated like a cunty slave driver you assume she is….but don’t watch her reality show to figure out….with her TITS OUT…

It’s brilliant. Not a Christmas miracle…nothing exciting really…but any girl pulling her tits out for the sake of pulling her tits out – is what Christmas is all about.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Bryana Holly Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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If you read this site you’ll know that I hate catalog pictures, they are fucking boring, terrible, awful…the fucking worst….

But I do like them when they feature some fucking instagram model cunt and it’s some low level lingerie company…where she’s posing like a UK Glamour model in the early 2000s, or some Russian sex worker in Prague doing some slutty low quality photoshoot for some member’s porn site – you know what I’m getting at – you’ve seen these pics before and they were not top level, in fact they were exactly where you’d want some only famous for fucking a Jenner, who was early enough to Instagram to get an audience through slutty pics…I’d hate to see her actually succeeding….be the bottom feeding low level slime sucking pile of shit you were destined to be you GARBAGE hooker piece of shit…I’m just joking, I am sure she’s a lovely, friendly, kind, youthful and positive angel from heaven that I am sure at least one rich guy will hire as his wife, because really when you’re rich, love is always transactional….

I’d prefer if this trashy lingerie shoot was more ghetto and unable to afford photoshop to retouch the nipples and vagina lips…but I guess it’s 2016 and even the cheap / free instagram shoots know photoshop…bummer…it was her one possible redeeming hook…

Posted in:Bryana Holly|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Kate Upton’s Big Tits Did a Love Magazine Video of the Day

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I guess Love Magazine is running this right through Decemeber, with 31 videos, so we’ve got 9 more to go.

Thanks to trolling Instagram and following 7500 people like a loser who doesn’t care about his instagram ratio – since none of the people I follow follow me back…hell you don’t even follow me…you cocksuckers….and I get it, I’m not good a social media, I don’t hire “social media managers”…I just fucking randomly upload bullshit pretending to do my part to stay competitive and relevant in this shitty dialed in – online world…

Well….thanks to trolling instagram I’ve seen a few upcoming video behind the scene pics…and the biggest breasted of the bunch is Plus Sized model, big titty, Kate Upton….what day will they have her? Probably not Christmas…because everyone knows she’ll be eating all the goddamn food….too busy to post to her social media…which is the whole point of Love magazine recruiting all this heavily followed social media stars to be in their videos…

I assume Fat Ashley Graham will be in it also, because she’s everywhere, so dynamic and mobile for an obese women, but Kate Upton, is the plus sized SI model I am more Nostalgic about, because despite being fat…she was never marketed as fat – and thus…LESS annoying..

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day

Finally…a good, wholesome, Christmas inspired video for a Christmas advent calendar…

Love Magazine may be lazy, they may fucking suck, considering the ppl they work with, the budgets they have, they have no excuse…

But they put this girl, a girl with a great body, Alexis Ren, in a thong one piece…and have her doing ballet with a person in that T-Rex costume the internet was loving…and you create the closest thing to brilliance…and holiday cheer…all at the same time….and it’s so fucking easy, all of their videos shoulda been on this level of weird…but hot…with Christmasness.

This is the only video to date that has a Christmas vibe, a little Nutcracker in more than one way, becuase of the song, the dance, the performance…my testicles crying because they can’t cum to this Christmas….with Dinosaurs instead of mice….hot bitches half naked instead of nutcracksers and I approve of this Love Magazine video…

I guess in 22 days, this this is the one they did right, there were another 2-3 that were decent enough to watch….and 4 out of 22 is pretty fucking bad…especially considering the “talent” and budget they have…but the internet is lazy, they’ll watch anything….

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2016

21

Dec

Ariel Winter’s Creepy Sexualized Monster Christmas of the Day

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If you read the site, you’ll know that I think Ariel Winter is some kind of evil troll, with no neck, and a creepy round head, on a midget body, with tits that don’t stop growing, forcing her to get them chopped off every few years, and an ass to match….

I get that she’s on TV, but I think it’s probably more of a she was cute as a kid and the show isn’t off the air yet, so they can’t Becky from Roseanne her, you know kick her the fuck off….

I also get that as a weird exploited coddled spoiled kid – probably from a white trash fame hungry family – comes a lot of mental issues, and one of them seems to be not giving a fuck or totally strategic exhibitionism…that people get all pumped on – without realizing all women, celebs more than regulars, are into fucking on camera…they just post the pre-fucking pics…because they want to remain hireable…

That said, nothing like some NAUGHTY christmas self produced content for no reason, other than trying to be hot, getting pervert feedback to feel hot, on social media..you know cuz these people can NEVER get enough…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

21

Dec

Rita Ora’s Subtle Tit Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora did a cosmetics ad….and pulling out her tit is how she celebrates it….

She knows….that her tits are a huge part, if not the only reason she eixsts…

So on her last job of the year – which is amazing because you’d assume that she couldn’t land a job – other than a Rihanna impersonator on a cruise ship or giving a blow job for a record deal – but after years of using her tits to get ahead…she’s on TV, she matters, she exists, she’s got brand deals, she’s cashing in…

But based on this pic she hasn’t forgot her roots…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

21

Dec

Hailey Baldwin for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is the spoiled brat rich kid from Stephen Baldwin’s testicles – who is so desperate to use her trust fund because Stephen Baldwin apparently has money – as well as a love for Jesus – because he went Born Again to deal with addiction like all self absorbed addicts who raise their daughters to become exhbitionist sluts who get half naked to try to get following – and to get that she she follows the Kardashians around, like their little lap dog, and together they are miserable little rich kids – where money doesn’t really phase them, they have enough of it, but brands pay them regardless because brands clearly like wasting money – when they can just say no – and these idiots would do it for free – because they are addicted to it…

Are they deserving of being celebrated….not any less than any other girl getting naked – do they deserve the following – why not – people like rich kids – will this end terribly for all of them…hopefully…because eventually all this will end…and in the meantime, here’s a half naked video of her…and she looks good to me…..Love the shower scene…softcore porn for Christmas…her dad’s Born Again Christian day…

THis is the best Love Magazine video today, but I still think the videos fucking suck, have no context, or vision, it’s a rich girl who fucked bieber dancing around half naked….

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2016

21

Dec

Delta Airlines are Racist of the Day

So we live in a world where a group of white people can complain that someone is speaking a language they don’t like – because it is Arabic – the language of terrorists – and the airline will kick the people speaking Arabic – the language of terrorists off the plane – even though they went through security like everyone else….it’s the land of the free if you’re a white english speaking hick…..

Turns out the joke is on Delta, because the dude they kicked off is a Youtuber….with 1.5 million subscribers – 288,000 twitter followers…the kind of person brands pay huge money to do videos and bullshit for….brands like Delta…who if you’ve ever flown Delta you will know is a nice Mid Western staffed airline of some of the ugliest looking white women…

So now Delta will have to pay as they should, cuz people should be allowed to speak whatever the fuck they want to speak wherever the fuck they want to speak it…and some fat white people shouldn’t have the power to dictate that…but I guess you’re living in the TRUMP regime and this is the kind of love he spreads…

Sure I find it offensive…but I don’t really care either way, I just want to see Delta scramble, because big brands are the fucking worst and seeing them get called out on this level is so fucking good…the internet wins.

Read his tweets HERE …it’s an interesting story and possibly part of the attitude as to why Arabs want to blow your country up…I mean that and invading their countries and killing their people…

Don’t fuck with Social Media Stars….

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