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2016

26

Dec

Genevieve Morton’s Horrible Butt Shot of the DAy

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I don’t know what the fuck Genevieve Morton was thinking when she posted this awkward, terrible, unattractive butt shot…

Why did Genevieve Morton decided to post this really terrible angle of her ass….I guess it doesn’t matter because she did it…..

Maybe she thinks it looks cute, is funny, read that being honest in her content would lead to more followers, but not quite grasping the kind of honest people want….

Maybe she’s back to drinking, or maybe she’s just losing her fucking mind with the whole turning 30, forcing her to release nude calendars, and really trying to put herself out there, as she self destructs….sinking ship…

Throwing shit at the wall as hard as she can, the only way she can, getting naked, and hoping something sticks…but shit like this…bad tan lines on what looks like a terrible ass…a man ass for her instagram….is not the kind of selfie we like…girl needs to get a creative director – too bad she’s too snobby, too egotistical, and thinks she top notch….to actually collaborate on things that could help her….instead she’s putting this crap that is just missing a piece of dangling shit hanging out of her ass by a hair to make it good….

If she wanted ass pictures to go viral…I can think of 40 ideas…involving her ass, that aren’t the sex tape she will probably put out soon enough..that would make this bitch shine…and make this much money but her head is too far up her ass…her weirdly shot ass…to make it work…terrible.

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2016

26

Dec

Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, so being on the beach in a bikini all festive with her Surfboard Christmas tree video just makes sense…it’s some mele kalikimaka shit…that makes all of us snow covered assholes feel like assholes because we could just fucking move to Sri Lanka or Thailand or some shit and fuck 12 year old boys while eating pineapples or some shit….you know living the weird fucking dream a lot of British people seem to have…

Not that this video has anything to do with 12 year old boys, other than the firmness of her surf ass, chip a tooth on that shit like it was the spotted Candy Cane you’ve been watching your grandma inappropriately suck on the last 24 hours…all red and white in some skimpy bikini bottom, that has less coverage than most underwear I’ve seen on girls, but the little skirt trim makes it so formal….the kind of thing you’d wear to a wedding, or Christmas church….you know…a dress in the bikini surf world…

So Happy Holidays to you Anastasia Ashley…and keep up those opening shots – they really set the mood!

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2016

26

Dec

Bella Thorne Recycles Slutty Christmas Pics of the Day

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OMG. This is Blasphemous. A scandal. Terrble. Fame Whore Bella Thorne who fucking lives and dies for social media content – it’s her marketing, her branding, her positioning, her attempt to be relevant to the big investors and casting people in the Hollywood circles – to hire her and live out her parents dream she was cultivated for her entire life….

Yet….she posted a Christmas selfie / bullshit slutty santa pic, from a shoot SHE HAS ALREADY POSTED ON DECEMBER 12

Like her pervert fans don’t deserve another slutty Xmas pic, all she had to do was lay in bed with slutty Xmas socks, or panties, it’s fucking ridiculous to sit on a stupid shit quality badly lit pic, when you have a fucking iphone and can produce selfie porn all fucking day….

I am offended with the lack of creativity – when her lifeline is this content…this work…and she’s young, at her prime and being lazy….terrible…replace her with the more eager..

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2016

23

Dec

Mariah Carey Tits Does Here Comes Santa Claus of the Day

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Mariah Carey released a new Christmas video – because I haven’t heard her song at least 14 times today, and not because I listen to Mariah Carey on repeat, I was out in stores and wandering around, going bar to bar, exposed to that song that has probably made her 100s of millions of dollars…so it would make sense she’d release another Christmas song…cash the fuck in….pull them tits she loves showing off out…and be a slutty Santa while her baby daddy – Nick Cannon is hospitalized dying of LUPUS…good mom…

I didn’t watch the video, she’s old, but still pulls the tits out….and sings songs pandering to all you basic idiots…and I think it’s on the same level as Courtney Stodden in terms of shamelessnes…eagerness…and robot tits this is….

But in similar vibe – here’s Courtney Stodden’s Christmas Song video..

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2016

23

Dec

Ariel Winter and Other Mexicans are in Bikinis Ready for Christmas cuz Catholicism of the Day

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Ariel Winter found her angle, that makes her look a good plump that you’d want to bury you face into, because she is 18 and despite being weird shaped, she’s 18….and that by default makes her worth burying your face into…even if she’s weird looking…she’s got fame, money and tits she’s cut off and that keep growing back…and her lack of looks shouldn’t stop you from staring at her ass….

Maybe you Prefer Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom…the one who taught her how tits can get you work, attention, if you put enough work into your whoring, you will eventually win an Emmy…defy all odds…provided you have massive tits and a good marketable accent…

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Maybe you prefer – Eva Longoria…the original mexican everyone was obsessed with….and still are – despite her being totally uninteresting, the international market love this white as fuck Mexican….

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2016

23

Dec

Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day

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Here’s some Love Magazine nonsense that is actually Christmas themed which makes sense because it is their 30 days of Christmas advent calendar stupidity that is really just a clever marketing hook, because people like me pick up on the shit, because they feature half naked well trafficked, highly followed, overrated, overpaid cunts they don’t pay to be in this because it’s editorial – but still the biggest thing they do all year.

This pre-xmas-eve video is of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll being silly, quirky, funny, showing the world she’s awkward and not as glamourous as she’s made out to be in all her VS work….that no one grasps…because why would she take anything seriously – her job is joke, a scam, ridiculous…and she’s won…

Not to mention, she’s not hot, she’s lanky and weird, and no one expected her to be anything but a clumsy armpit sniffing twat..

MERRY CHRISTMAS..

Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2016

23

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits…

I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll..

But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke..

What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor..

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

23

Dec

Kendall Jenner Posts Underwear Fetish Pics for Money of the Day

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You gotta appreciate a whore, no matter what her price is, because at least she’s getting paid for what all these other tricks are doing for free..and getting paid is all that matters in this materialistic world, it’s like why not get paid for what you would be doing for free….since it takes a certain kind of hooker to get naked in pictures for social media…like mass mainstream sexting….something so many girls are doing, just not the girls I want to see doing it, because the second a girl posts panties on her social media, or even bikini pics, I see the thirsty, eager cunt she is…and I write her off…and you’d be surprised how many glorious, brilliant, classy, hot women there are out there who don’t buy into the whole get naked on social media…and the reality is, when you get them to bang you, the sex is far more amazing…because they aren’t laying there on their phone tracking likes…

This is a garbage part of our society, but there are still great people who think it’s fucking dumb, and don’t participate….and this Jenner, is a Jenner, she was doomed before she even started, born into it….and getting paid to do it…makes it all the more better….it’s the troll of the century…brands paying girls to sext the world…what….

It’s the low levels that wish they were Kendall that are the fucking problem….either way, let’s help her make that Christmas bonus, delivering that campaign that she probably made well over a million dollars on, even though she woulda done it for free – cuz that’s how thirsty works…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

22

Dec

Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day

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Emma Stone and her weird face bore me, but I guess every celebrity bores me, I don’t think they are worthy of their success, I don’t think their impact on the world is worth celebrating, I do think they are overpaid and it’s all a fucking scam…because their talent is irrelevant…and dancing monkeys should be treated as such….just distractions on real issues…not to mention what they do with their celebrity is often times as offensive as their celebrity in the first place…puppets…just fucking puppets who call themselves artists and who rich business guys throw money at because they like being part of whatever this rich person scene is…the worst…

But people fucking love her….they go nuts for her…and seeing her in her grandmother’s vintage lingerie that may remind you of when your grandma would make you eat her out on family trips to visit her – because people have needs and your small hands fit nicely in her grandma cunt….turns them on….

They are like “omg she looks like she’s pregnant and she’s wearing NANNY’s nightgown”…and then they cum….all thanks to Rolling Stone and their vintage erotica fetish that I would argue, as an objective person who doesn’t find Emma Stone hot…isn’t hot at all…but it happened…..and really I’ve always said she’s got the sex appeal of a grandma – so long as you don’t have a grandma fetish….so this brings that point home…

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2016

22

Dec

Suki Waterhouse – The Girl Brad Cooper Didn’t Get Pregnant of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is the youthful model who doesn’t matter – that used to latch onto Brad Cooper like he was her lottery ticket, before he got swept up by an evil, soulless, hot as fuck, Russian spy trained vagina that fucked the Suki Waterhouse out of the well that is his testicles, and absorbed that sperm, turned it into a fetus that pays dividends, annuities, for the rest of her fucking life….

It’s nice to see her on the beach in Barbados with her sister, not impregnated by Brad Cooper like she was Irina Shayk, because I generally hate pregnant chicks, moms and their mom pussies, and there are plenty of other rich guys she can fuck…becuase even though these girls are rich, they only like rich cum in them….it’s a status ting I guess…

I guess she’ll have to go through life knowing that she’s no Irina Shayk, Russia always win, but she could have probably looked at pics to confirm that..before the whole pregnancy thing…I will still stare because I always like the underdog.

I don’t know which one is her or her sister -but whatever…I don’t know who any of these girls are – and I post them all day – all interchangeable and shit…

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