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2016

28

Dec

Tallia Storm See Through Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Tallia Storm is apparently some 18 year old Scottish Singer, which would make sense – because of her total misuse of her earning as a Scottish singer, including but not limited to that LV purse, are you fucking joking, this troll looking 18 year old is walking the beach for the paparazzi wearing the dumbest fucking purse ever…I feel like I’m watching the trailer park trash at Marshalls fighting for something that says POLO on it, so they can be like rich people to, only this one…is theoretically a rich person….

But I do appreciate that she’s wearing a see through top for the paparazzi, like other people in the UK< they know, shamless titty flash is the way to get where you need to go..just ask every Glamour model, reality star, Rita ora around...they'll tell you...UK paparazzi and tabloids love the titties... Making me a fan...cuz 18 year old fresh nipples are never a bad thing, they haven't expired yet....but confused at what I am looking at...just not a fan of her music...because here's her garbage music...I just listened to and I hate that she exists...

But here are her tits in a see throuhg thing – that don’t offend me one bit…keep it coming scotty…

Posted in:SFW|Tallia Storm

2016

27

Dec

Suki Waterhouse and Immy Waterhouse Still in Bikini of the DAy

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Suki Waterhouse is a model who looked 12 years old when Brad Cooper was violating her – as the womanizer he was – before leaving her for Irina Shayk – the Russian who takes and gets what she wants – including her uterus filled with his fetus….leaving Suki to fend for herself and run to places like Barbados with her rich family…because she’s a rich kid…

So she may have cheated on Brad Cooper throughout their time together – maybe she ended it – becasue spoiled girls are like that, they take what they want when they want it and have no souls while doing it…maybe she maximized the press she could get around being the hole he sticks his HANGOVER dick in….but I could be just making shit up – based on the rich fat women I’ve fucked because they were trying to piss off their actual boyfriends – because they know they are only worth their trust fund / bank account and that’s why we’re all with them…but me more drinks and pay for my mean porker…

I think the most interesting thing in all this is her sisters tits in the bikini (she’s the greenish blue top/white bikini)….her name is IMMY…and I want to IRINA SHAYK her…fuck Suki the scenester trying to make it as a model, and really this one may be doing that also, but I always like the underdogs, younger sister following in the footsteps, with bigger tits better….they are more fun, better fucks, etc…

Her bathing suit is fucking see through and it is more evidence that she’s the better sister..in the battle of sisters…

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Posted in:Immy Waterhouse|SFW|Suki Waterhouse

2016

27

Dec

Carrie Fisher Death Tribute of the Day

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I guess nerds everywhere are having some serious fucking breakdowns…because their princess is dead….in an end of an era, I always thought Carrie Fisher was funny, except on her netflix comedy special – which wasn’t funny at all….

But death keeps happening, it’s all part of living…

The saddest thing in all of it was her dog….

RIP motherfucker…the Carrie Fisher edition….

Posted in:Carrie Fisher|SFW

2016

27

Dec

Zoe Kravitz Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or an actor, while acting all laid back, maybe even a bit of a hippie, or counter culture, despite just being a rich kid…..

The media loves celebrity kids, they write about how cool her style is, or who they are fucking, like they are in fact celebrities of their own…and all it took was some rich kid turned rockstar dad to knock up some light skinned bitch from the Cosby Show you may have masturbated to cuz she was the more accessible character on the show for the racists appalled a black family could be on TV, or be doctors, like you were Bill Cosby with less Qualudes…

So she’s on the beach in a bikini, in Miami where I assume she was raised….because she’s been getting in bikinis forever, long before she blocked me on all social media, because rich kids can buy anything they want, and remove anything they don’t want, like a Mexican with a blog writing “show me your 50% white anus”….

Merry Christmas…oh right she’s jewish (the wrong half)….unless Bonet converted…who cares…here is her body. Objectify her.

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Posted in:SFW|Zoe Kravitz

2016

27

Dec

Elsa Hosk for Love Magazine Bullshit of the Day

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Love magazine produces some real dog shit videos for their Christmas advent – even though Christmas was days ago – and advent isn’t supposed to be every singe day of decemeber – but they are so edgy, so innovative, they use top models, heavily followed models, and pander to their audience all the hopes to end the year in style, with lots more followers of their own, to sell ads against…it’s almost brilliant, the problem is that the creative direction like everything on the internet is lame, boring, repetitive, stupid, a miss use of eager to participate whores…and when you have talented or successful directors producing the videos – why the fuck is this low level shit what we are left with…it confuses me…but then again…I am either drunk or hungover and sometimes basic things like wiping my wife’s ass because she’s obese confuses me…

So here is titty model – who used to only show tit in photoshoots, before turning into a VS model because Candice Swanepoel wanted to breed – and she had the same look….not showing her tits…not even looking as good as she could thanks to that bull ring….and not being nude…

But it happened, and I’m lazy, so I’m posting it….dog shit or not…I’ll roll around in it.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW|Videos

2016

26

Dec

Old Lady Holiday Bathing Suits of the Day

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Adriana Lima’s Butt Shot of the Day….because she’s not too old to show off her ass – especailly since she’s still looking good from starving herself for the 6 months building up to the VS fashion show informercial…and her body has a second life…when she’s far too old to be jerked off to…but can still be jerked off to – since we’re all nostalgic….

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Daisy Lowe’s Daddy was Gwen Stefani’s tranny fucking husband…she divorced because she was banging cowboys….and he wasn’t in her life most of her youth, which in and of itself is a recipe for good girl to fuck….filling that void….a void that I guess is in a one piece because she’s old and her belly has caught up to her big tits…

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Izabel Goulart’s Bikini in St Barts of the Day grinding up on some dude I assume she’s dating – likely a rich dude – who like overly fit girls because they are better fucks than overly unfit girls…they just bounce up and down as much as they need to before gassing out….not to mention higher sex drive because of the testosterone – making them magical and amazing if you can handle the muscular man back…

Alessandra Ambrosio closes out the old women in bikinis, because there are too many new young fresh faces are to keep track of in Bikinis on social media…so I stick with the above 35s…which is probably why this site is on a hardcore plummet into zero relevance…but maybe her ridiculous thigh gap will save us in this Christmas season where some of us need saving..

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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Daisy Lowe|Izabel Goulart|SFW

2016

26

Dec

Genetically Modified Human Josephine Skriver Bikini Catalog of the Day

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Robot woman….has been lent out to other brands to model…because VS is trying to recoup their investment on Josephine Skriver – the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab…

Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business…

The good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents are sexual deviants…

Assuming they built her with a designer vagina as you’d assume they did….

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2016

26

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Naked and Smoking for W Magazine of the Day

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Kylie Jenner in wet clothing, being secductive, or as seductive as her muppet looking plastic surgery ridden body, smokes a cigarette like a classy bitch trying to further influence the youth to continue in the direction of her shitty sister, and buy all her product….

All slow motion, close ups of her body parts that have bee jacked up by injections, and the whole thing is a waste of your time, which makes sense, since it is Kylie Jenner and her mangled face, and thus a waste of time before she even started…

I mean watching her tongue TIGA in soft lit / shadows / shot by her BFF who takes erotic pics of her….in what they will pretend is their “art project”…but is just shameless instagram content no one should care about…yet here I am posting it…because I have nothing else going on….

These are garbage people, who produce garbage, for garbage people that happen to be the masses…selling shit we don’t need, in videos we don’t need, because she hasn’t killed herself yet, but we’re still hoping she does….because suicide sometimes finds the right people and this is the right people.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

26

Dec

Phoebe Price VS Maitland Ward Awesome yet Horrible Christmas Shoots of the Day

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Phoebe Price and Maitland Ward are some of the greatest examples of never giving up, being resilient, not taking themselves too seriously, and capitalizing on the little celebrity that they have, to get into any and all holidays – where they produce their own brand of slutty content around said holiday, hoping the world or at least their fans promote or talk about them, and we do, because they are perfect….

Both in their 40s, both pre-social media / internet marketing / both still doing it, bringing it, and I’m glad they are both my friends who hate me because I laugh at them…but really I’m laughing with them, as they troll the world with their big old tits that haven’t , at least as far as I’m concerned, but I have low expectations out of life…and I just like all girls with big old tits willing to send me their santa themed erotica to masturbate to…and they don’t need to be shot by paparazzi or excited to be in tabloid kind of girls who had dreams of fame and celebrity…but didn’t bother with actually booking any acting jobs…I’ll take it from anyone…but I still think these women are amazing..

Here’s PP:

Here’s Maitland – Still Riding the Boy Meets World Wave…


Posted in:Maitland Ward|Phoebe Price|SFW

2016

26

Dec

Miley Cyrus for Christmas of the Day

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Here’s a funny story, Miley Cyrus, a corporately sponsored dancing puppet owned by the Disney Corporation, who is constantly promoting brands, running campaigns, selling merch and product…feels that Christmas is excessively greedy, and materialistic, and should be spent giving the gift of love, and by love she means download all her christmas songs for 1 dollar each on itunes, because her and her team get to keepy 66 cents of each download, and if you get 1,000,000 downloads on Christmas, that’s 666,666 dollars…in one day…so that she can continue to not be materialistic or promote bullshit you don’t need…like the dancing puppet she is…


Call me the grinch but “Christmas” always makes me feel deeply sad. It is filled with so much excessiveness & greed… I just hope everyone gives the gift of love and acceptance this year to not only their own family but those around the globe who don’t get everything they wished for due to life’s unfair circumstances! My parents always made Christmas about others and I hope you find it in your heart to do the same!

These people are fucking delusional…from their big old houses with rooms they don’t use….gotta spend that money somewhere…right…

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