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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some babe I talk to was out Christmas shopping, I asked for nudes…

She said no…

So I said “Not of you idiot”….I want BUTT HOLE pics of random women in the BATHROOM

She’s 18 so I figure she could be like “hey ‘I’m working on a school project, can I take a pic of your butt hole”…

And I figure 9/10 will say yes, because PEOPLE don’t know how to say no…and like to help…even if it’s a butthole pic…but I guess…they are just slutty…the world is slutty…christmas shopping is slutty…I am going to go wait inside a panty store and watch all the panty trying on….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Richard Marx and Daisy Fuentes Caught in an in Flight Fight…
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Bella Thorne is Banging Some Dude
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Guess What Fat Amy Schumer Bought her Dad For Xmas – Even Though they are Jews – Here’s a Hint – She wants to Hire Mexicans to Grow as Much Sugar Cane as She can for her Fat Cow Self..
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Demi Lovato – Slutty Legs
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The Girl Who Used to Do My Snapchat – Xmas Shoot
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Kaley Cuoco – LEgs
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Margot Robbie Confirms Marriage – Pregnancy – Who Cares
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Michael Phelps – Wedding
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Bella Hadid – See Through
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Could You Survive The Traps from Home ALone
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2 Chainz and his 90k Christmas Sweater
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Car Break Explosion
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Britney and Her New Cock
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Bella Thorne Got Some TIts
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Chrissy Teigen – TITTIES
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Ashley Smith Cameltoe
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Ariel Winter – Big Tits
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Two Old Ladies Crash Looking for Candle Supply Store
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Best 2016 News Bloopers
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Hilary Duff – Butt SHot
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Rita Ora – Big Tits
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24 Dollar Korean BBQ VS 346 Dollar Korean BBQ
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Mongolian Country Singer is Hilarious – So Weird…
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Blade Runner 2049 Teaser
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Slutty
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People are Mad at Beiber’s Outfit
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Genevieve Morton – NUDE Calendar SHoot
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Alyson Hannigan May be Ugly but her House is Nice
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Liam Neeson Auditions for Mall Santa
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Drake is Fucking J.Lo
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Indian Snow Shovel Dance
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Merry TWERKMAS
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Kirsten Bell Kissing a Girl While Dax Shepard remains a HOMO
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Pam Anderson Still has Tits
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Selma Blair Nipples
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Look Under Her Skirt
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Naked Girl in a Cheesy Naked Shoot
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Weirdest Place to Film your Public Porno
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Girl Shows OFf Dance Moves in the Best Way
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Kinky Girl
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Christmas Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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2016

Dec

Candice Swanepoel – Activist of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel posted a picture of her breast feeding – with some bullshit caption that reads:

Many women today are shamed for breastfeeding in public, or even kicked out of public places for feeding their children. I have been made to feel the need to cover up and somewhat shy to feed my baby in public places but strangely feel nothing for the topless editorials I’ve done in the name of art..?

The world has been desensitized to the sexualization of the breast and to violence on tv…why should it be different when it comes to breastfeeding? -Breastfeeding is not sexual it’s natural- Those who feel it is wrong to feed your child in public need to get educated on the benefits breastfeeding has on mother and child and intern on society as a whole

I didn’t read it – but the takeaway I got from what I did see was that she needs an INTERN on society…because this shameless exhibitionist – pretending to struggle pulling her tit out – when she only exists because she pulls her tits out – would only understand the concept of interns and nannies..

I understand that some restaurants don’t want public breast feeding at the table, like they don’t want me pissing on the table, it’s just basic etiquette….but I don’t understand this fake fight these people have – breast feeding is natural, I think the entire world knows that, it can’t be illegal or shameful….come on…stop creating fucking issues…

Having her say a baby sucking her sexualized tit – that she got paid to sexualize – is so hypocritical, she’s obviously dumb…and anyone jerking off to a tit being sucked by a baby is fuckin weird – so just look around the bbay and stare at the tit – and that’s ok…

Some of my favorite memories of working at a coffee shop on this site – before I didn’t leave the house was mom breast feeding dates – all trying to occupy their time during materinity leave – I’d all ask for more, or be left wanting more…

Point being – breast feeding isn’t illegal…stop creating campaigns to champion it – it’s stupid…just fucking breast feed and shut the fuck up about it…typical women…

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2016

Dec

Britney Spears is Fucking her Trainer of the Day

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There’s something magical about Britney Spears showing off her middled aged mom fitness in some Yoga Pose….and that is that she is wearing short shorts that allow us all to see pretty much as close to her labia as she can get without being naughty….so I get to stare at all that inner thigh and the top curvature of her ass cheek..and assume it is exposed for us to masturbate to…because I want to masturbate to it like it was the day her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video dropped…in 1997…an era when slutty teens were less common and easier to cum to…even though that was 20 years ago…

I guess I’ll always have a place for Britney in my heart, because I am old and watched her career unfold…and part of that is her crazy, the other part of that is the idea of K-Fed knocking her up…She’s Britney Bitch…iconic…

The rumor is that she’s apparently dating her trainer, which I am sure was not challenging at all for her to pull off, seeing as she is Britney Spears and she could pretty much fuck anything she wants… She’s also bi-polar, in her sexual prime, looking good and ready to be filled….all the fucking time so a personal trainer makes total sense….

She’s on a short leash with her controlling parents – who want to protect their investment, they don’t want to fuck up their money making scheme, that happens to be their daughter, she has been really profitable and there is still more to be made..so they probably are very strict on who can get close to their prize trophy…but they allow her to spend time with a trainer because they don’t want another fat dumpy Britney – it was bad for business…so let her get recharged and feel alive with some dude who is probably pretty happy with this personal trainer lottery win…

Fucking this is something all personal trainers dream of when they first get into personal training and their families laugh at them….you know fuck the celebrity or rich client and knock her up, or start a fitness line, or book a reality show for fat people are the real top level….but I guess fucking this is something all people dream of…Britney is magic.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

Dec

Gigi Hadid Plays Dead Hooker Pose for a Brand of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is a talented marketer, or her hired hands who manage her career are good marketers, because they’ve positioned her and got her work, followers, relevance, and the world takes her seriously, despite being some spoiled cunt who bought her career after latching onto the Kardashians ….and the fact she exists is hilarious to me….

Gigig Hadid is not that hot, at least she’s skinnier than she was, and she’s not a talented model, whatever that means, since modeling is so dumb, but I guess she’s a good promo model who can sell product, or maybe brands just want the “it girl” who is self proclaimed it girl, to run their marketing programs…I don’t get it…

But I do think her playing dead, with dead eyes, in tight clothes is some of her best work for a brand…I assume dead rich girl / sugar baby – is what they are going for – and she does it so well…because really a rich kid model who craves fame – is no differnt than a hooker craving money for crack…it’s just a different, better smelling table…

Either way – garbage…lazy fucking garbage…that she probably made millions for….the world is stupid.

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2016

Dec

Nicola Peltz Humps her Brother’s Leg of the Day

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Rich people….are fucking weird…

I know what you’re thinking – if nature gives you a sister, you might as well fuck her, because why the fuck not, she’s in your fucking house, and going out and finding a girl to fuck requires way more effort than “hey you wanna piss off mom and dad, let’s fuck”….it’s every teenagers dream, at least that’s what I assume based on incest porn I used to watch in the early 80s, when incest porn was everything…

I figure many cultures have been fucking their sisters forever, an rich people have been fucking their sisters forever, and white trash has been fucking their sisters forever, because rich people can get away with anything they want, and white trash don’t have the understanding to not fuck their sister when they get their boring, proving yet again that humans are all the fucking same, it’s the middle class that follow the rules and don’t do what their instincts tell the,…

That said, Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, her dad owned Wendy’s…and a bunch of other shit that made him stupid rich – which I guess means that she is…that’s how life works…and despite her failed attempt to be a famous hot actress replacing Megan Fox in transformers because her dad is friends with Michael Bay….she’s still hot..and publicly rubs her pussy on her brother.

Rich people…

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2016

Dec

Victoria Justice and her Sister Madison Reed do the Mermaid Project of the Day

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Victoria Justice and her sister did some mermaid shoot – because it’s for a good cause – and they are in the period of their career where they’ve been on TV, have following, but just aren’t doing anything of real interest – so do what you can…like dress like a mermaid with your sister, pretend to be busy or involved in a cause or some issues – so that your slutty behavior – or half nakedness on social media has some purpose – even though we live in an era it doesn’t need a purpose – and most successes are just shameless exhibitionists…that should inspire her to step it up with her putting herself out there – her parents invested too much into making this bullshit career happen…don’t let it go to waste…

Either way, I don’t have a mermaid fetish, but I have stuck my dick in a dead fish’s mouth…I mean at least that’s what it smelled like for three days because I was too lazy to shower after the unprotected sex….

Good story..right.

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2016

Dec

Bella Thorne in Bed of the Day

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Bella Thorne laying in bed is a good thing to stare at – if you’re a pervert who is into everything Bella Thorne is doing – like me – who is equally amazed that I even know who she is – in a world filled with sluts on social media – why does this one stand out amongst the rest…is it cuz of her sexual redhead prowess – as statistically redheads are hornier than actual humans…is it her tits, her tight 19 year old body that she puts out there without being too gratuitous – or obvious – in her shamelessness – or is it cuz she’s on TV, has stage parents and is making money…I don’t know – but I am drawn to her like she’s the new Lohan….

I don’t find the bed pic exciting, I just used it as an excuse to repost the pics I am still staring at from yesterday showing off her tits on the beach because she knows that she’s got the public by their pervert balls..and manipulates us in the most basic way – and it feels pure and real – the way being manipulated by women is supposed to feel.

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2016

Dec

Ashley Graham Terrifying Bikini of the Day

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Tranny faced fat chick Ashley Graham with big features because she is big…who is probably best known for being part of the big girls can be models because don’t let bullies decide what big girls are allowed to do, because you’re a big girl and you can make your big girl dreams come true – if you can get yourself off the couch and away from the fridge long enough – because the world is SO PC and inclusive, trying to be overly nice to the fat world, because the world is fat and brands need to relate to the fat…so now is your window….before they realize that fat should be shamed and punished for healthcare reasons in a now is the time to embrace your disease, your eating disorder, your elastic waistband and ignore science and love what is killing you – because we are all going to die, so be body positive or whatever this is….while you’re living your statistically shorter life…

I like to think the biggest movement she’s been part of – is a Bowel movement…this girl clearly has a colon on her…

I don’t like to encourage fat girls – but black guys do – and funny enough I saw that she’s married to a black guy which makes total sense…because as we all know, just ask any fat blonde girl you know, or fly to Jamaica during the holidays, that big girls are adorned by certain breeds / species / denominations / color of human…even though I don’t see races – as we are all god’s people…one race the human race…but I do see fat chicks..

She’s in Puerto Rico in a bikini getting paid – it is disturbing that this exists – but it exists…

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2016

Dec

Sofia Richie For Complex of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the trashy, slutty, mini Nicole Richie who actually has biological parents she takes her name from – which probably makes her more spoiled than her adopted sister – because every parent prefers their bio child – especially later in life, when not touring, and involved in their upbrining – but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have daddy issues, or rich girl problems – because they all do….it just means that she gets to go to bed thinking “at least I’m not adopted like my annoying sister, who isn’t even my sister, she’s more my inheritance thief, I hate her”…

It seems like she’s doing what 18 year olds in the LA scene – and really any scene – but in the LA scene it is way more irritating because they are rich and rubbing shoulders with the famous people they’ve always been around…

She’s banging older men, like Bieber…. going to night clubs, being a naughty 18 year old who probably won’t go to college, because she can be rich and famous without any of that effort…and she will probably contribute very little to society…and for some reason my EX friends at COMPLEX – who used me for traffic until they sold to Verizon / Hearst and dropped me once they made it – decided to make her their cover girl…and the whole snake thing is weird…but the fact she looks 11 probably excites all of you freaks…jump on anything remotely popular…and give them a cover shoot…instead of celebrating people who are actually accomplished…

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2016

Dec

Gabby Brooks for Playboy of the Day

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I’ve never heard of this model,Gabby Brookes, but she’s ok….

She’s doing “instagram” nude – which is naked chick covering herself for Playboy US, which is a magazine that confuses the fuck out of me.

I’ve written about it a lot – because it is so absurd – if you consider this writing…because they rebranded to be more internet AD friendly and to generate more clicks from people at their offices – who otherwise wouldn’t be allowed on PLAYBOY.com because of the sexual nature of their content…

So instead of sticking to a formula, while remaining the sleazy brand they’ve alway been to anyone who’s seen a stripper with a Playboy tattoo, but as a tit free destination – that was built on tits – but that doesn’t show tits anymore – because advertising dollars are more important than brand, integrity, or really anything of value……

Yet…they still get girls naked for shoots, they just don’t show you, in what is a cocktease, less sexy than a fashion magazine, with girls we’ve never head of, in a DO THE NON NUDE PLAYBOY LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES….

So everything they do is based on traditional Playboy…but instead of building on it, they fuck it up the ass and give us garbage…

It’s a terrible fucking turn of events….just fucking terrible…but at least they still have a porn site to compensate for this – whatever the fuck it is – nonsense…

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