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2016

30

Sep

Selena Gomez is the Most Followed Person on Instagram of the Day

A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Aug 15, 2016 at 5:40am PDT

100 million followers isn’t bad for someone who hasn’t posted a picture on her instagram in 6 weeks…

The instagram whores have someone to look up to and hopefully they follow her lead…because I am tired of all these assholes posing bullshit photos every two hours…even if they are usually half naked which I generally like on a woman….but it gets the point of annoying when we have to see how fucking lame, desperate and annoying the half naked bitch..

I think if everyone just posted their damn photoshopped bullshit photoshoot pics once every 6 weeks, the world would be a better place.

There’s just too much noise, too much content, and the whole thing is fucking irritating…but not as irritating as Selena Gomez’s LUPUS which we can assume is the cause of her “media blackout” the last 6 weeks…as she lays dead, dying, or suicidal somewhere, because I guess that’s good for business….premature death…look what it did for the other Selena’s record sales…

Either way, social media doesn’t matter, proven in the fact that 100,000,000 people may be a lot of people, but there are a few billion in the world….who don’t give a fuck and those are the people who give me hope…I’m talking to you weird tribal man in the Jungle…

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2016

30

Sep

Fat Sophie Simmons and Her Downward Pointing Nipples Want to be an Instagram Model of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat than she was, at least based on these photoshopped pics of her, she’s less fat than she was at her fattest, but not as skinny as she was when she thought instagram models had to be skinny and she was starving herself and working out…

I guess she realized that she’s the heiress to a billion dollar father…or worse…she realized that fat girls can make it…even if their nipples are aiming the ground like they are sad….because fat girls connect with fat girls…crazy…right…

She’s got access to all the money in the world….so why she’s decided to become an instagram model, signed with an agency…seems weird to me. It’s like get a job doing something that matters, that makes even a small difference you lazy, proven by your gunt….you don’t need to be a self involved cunt taking selfies and staging photoshoots for likes…it’s weird…

Not to mention anyone who cares or jerks off to her is just a weirdo KISS fan, and her tits are just another one of Gene Simmons, their god’s creations…like the KISS beer fridge, or the KISS tampons…or the KISS pile of dog shit…only the human version…

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2016

29

Sep

Kate Moss for Dazed Magazine of the DAy

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Kate Moss is still getting work – because she’s iconic…and legendary…now that 90s and hipster is the thing…

Kate Moss is my favorite…because she’s such a dirty little pig…who cleans up niche..and I think I love her and have for a long time and I always will…she was the original heroin chic, criticized for being too skinny – which in and of itself is so fucking hot..

Her not giving fuck about showing her little modle of her tits to get rich and famous and live a life of luxury filled with random dirty sperm and broken dreams…all from drug addict rockstars who fuck groupies…when they aren’t fucking her…

Even in her 40s, I’m buying her bullshit, but that’s just because I want to smell that old, menopausal, vile vagina…..

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Skinny Model Megan Williams for Etam Fashion Show of the Day

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Megan Williams is a 22 year old model from the UK…who is also the face of Guess?, which means she can either go onto be the next Gigi Hadid..or maybe, if we are lucky, she’ll become the iconic Anna Nicole Smith, one of the first models to marry a billionaire…now all models want billionaires..because it was the right thing to do – before gaining 1000 pounds like she was a Trump Pageant girl – before being called way worse things than Miss Piggy by more than just badly spray tanned men in Politics…but also by women…because women like to forget that they are catty bitches who call other bitches fat…all the fucking time…and do more damage for the women species than men do – since men just want to fuck……but that doesn’t matter…what matters is that she did a lingerie fashion show because she’s hot and looks hot because she is hot…in a world of fat, it’s nice to see not fat..

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Sofia Resing was also there…

Posted in:Megan Williams|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Ariel Winter’s in Rogue Magazine of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in some lingerie in some pretentious fashion bullshit that targets teen girls…I think Rogue is actually a feminist site run by some young feminist who was once a 10 year old fashion blogger that did Oprah…who has a lot of feminist friends and content creators that are all hypocrites to the Women’s Studies 101 rhetoric they spew…you know with pictures like this, of a fat chick in lingerie, that I assume is some sort of body positive campaign that tells the kids it is ok for fat girls to wear lingerie – even though lingerie in and of itself is sexual and is sexualizing them…especially when they are 18 and from a TV show perverts jerked off to because of the monster tits…

The whole world is fucking backwards…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Promoting her Underboob Because she’s a Whore of the DAy

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These people are such trash….so fucking average yet marketed hard enough to trick all the idiots youth to think she’s iconic…because they are too busy taking selfies to really get invested in or care…it’s more of a double tap on a picture and brands love it…because brands are run by 22 year old marketing chicks who are just as stupid as Kendall Jenner and her fans..making this cyclone of garbage….that should be incinerated but for some reason…never is…..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

29

Sep

I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day

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Francesca Eastwood is hot and she’s on the rise. I wonder how she got into the whole acting thing…I guess it doesn’t matter…she’s on the rise and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies because he’s 150 year old….it’s the least he can do for cheating on her family and cheating on her family…neglecting her because he’s Clint Eastwood…a busy man….a busy man with all the fucking connections from 80 years in Hollywood…

Not that I care who she is, the fact that she’s an Eastwood is actually probably a bad thing because it means she’ll always have a trust fund and she’s already over the whole rebellious teenager thing and won’t release sex tapes…but the good news is that she’s trying to be a legit actor, she’s in Twin Peaks, and she’ll probably get naked for her roles..and that’ll be all you get out of her because she’s a Eastwood and doesn’t congregate with your kind….but you can always stare and jerk off to her tits thanks to this outfit…

She’s so dark and gothic…I am in love.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Francesca Eastwood|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood is a Shameless Hiker of the Day

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At least she knows her worth….she knows what she’s good at and what her fan base is into. She also knows how to position herself in more than just cheesy sleazy half naked Playboy from the early 2000s poses…but also to get as big of an audience on social media that she can…pulling the same tactics as the strippers and hookers of instagram…but she’s got a back story, she’s been in Playboy since she was 18, when she was fresh and amazing and at 32 years old…she’s seen some shit…mainly on her strap on after fucking Ryan Seacrest…before getting stupid implants at his request..because all gay dudes in the closet like clown tits because they think they have to…before getting hosting on a TV show…and in turn not becoming an OLIVIA MUNN in mainstream movies..but rather an Oregon living hippie bitch who hikes in her underwear for social media content…the hustle is silly, but it’s real..and here’s her HIKE…Sara Jean Underwood, an inspiration to us all..

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Eiza Gonzalez Tight Wet Dress Because She’s a Virgin for Mexico of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some rich and what may be famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really skimpy panties…or maybe just into this tight dress on her quest for American fame and fortune…you know just another Mexican taking your white people jobs because she’s got the resources to get a work visa and to wait out a job…it’s bound to happen…and while she waits she’ll just linger around paparazzi hot spots…or go to events…or fuck your famous men she has access with…and all that is good to me…because Mexican woman who aren’t fat, neckless, corn tortilla making tribes people sending to tourists…but rather cultured enough to understand the importance of a tight dress – while looking great it an tight dress…is good for tourism…just don’t drink the water..that shit will give you fucking AIDS…or if you’re lucky shitting issues for the 8 weeks….parasites…

Now the real issue in this is why wasn’t there anyone there to dump a bucket of water on her to make this dress really count…what a fail…

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If that’s not enough MEXICO for you…here’s Alejandra Guilmant Butt Shot of the Day

Alejandra Guilmant is some Mexican model and as a Half mexican child of a Mexican hooker and some American dude just passing through her…I feel a serious connection with all things Mexico….like this ass…sure it’s not the kind of ass that you’d be used to seeing in Tijuana…

To follow her on instagram CLICK HERE

2 Mexicons…one boner…

Posted in:Eiza González|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Dancing Around like a Retard for her Perfume Company of the Day

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If you want to smell like piss….but the Alessandra Ambrosio branded perfume that she doesn’t wear but that she attaches her name to because I guess people on the international level think she’s some fashion icon, despite being a promo model for a panty company who gets half naked, because people are morons and buy into anything they see on TV or the internet….

Seriously, if you want to go to you local Walgreens and see the different celebrity scents that they have huge licensing deals on….you’ll see just how fucking vile the product being sold is. You’ll know there is no fucking way this bitch touches this toxic shit….

I am posting it – not to say how garbage celebrity endorsements for celebrity brands is…but because back in June Alessandra Ambrosio filmed this commercial on the beach in Malibu, where the highlight of the video was edited out, her panty flashes…..the only thing she’s done of value in a long time….and they didn’t even feature it. Just more proof all these fuckers have it all wrong…

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