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2016

28

Sep

Jessica Simpson Huge Tits of the Day

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Semi-Retard Jessica Simpson has some seriously massive tits. These things are fucking monsters, sloppy fucking monsters, bigger than my head, like they are designed to be on a fat chick, but for some reason the fat chick is no longer a fat chick, a reason we call got paid a million dollars to not be a fat chick, but she’s still got a mom body, but the kind of mom body you don’t hate because the mom body comes with such big fucking tits to distract yourself with when you look at her mangled stomach…

I don’t know how this happened? But thank Weight Watchers…

I’ve seen big tits on a a 40 year old mom so many times before, usually at really disgusting bars, where their once milk filled tits all sad and sloppy hang over a barely there belly thanks to their drug happens…and with those girls I always suggest going for the blowjob, because the pussy is mangled, banged out and done, and the tits are big enough to cover the gut when you look down on her to make sure she doesn’t hit her head on the urinal….

Either way, Jessica Simpson’s still got huge tits…and I’m staring.

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2016

28

Sep

Miranda Kerr Getting Out of a Car of the DAy

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Billionaire hooker Miranda Kerr who has been passed around the billionaire circle for a while now…has had her fake tits make some appearances the last few days because that’s what a prostitute to billionaires does with her time….and she’s

She’s damaged goods, not only because she’s old and a divorcee with a kid, but even the brand she worked with that created her wanted nothing to do with her and threw her in the trash…but billionaires, for some reason, a reason I call Australian manipulation and trickery like the criminals they are, manipulate their way onto the cocks and never fucking leave….forcing them to propose to her and giving her the dream life she thinks she deserves…because she’s a model..

I have no idea why the dude from Snapchat, who is probably socially awkward, with an ego, because he created such a massive thing…worth billions…would bother with old fucking news. Maybe he jerked off to her as a kid, maybe she’s made him think she’s status because those herpes are from other famous people…but dude can marry any hot model….ones currently working and celebrated…or just starting out…to hop on the train when it’s already in station ready to be dismantled makes zero fucking sense…it’s likely a sexually dysfunction or maybe he’s gay…

Who knows…but here’s Billionaire hooker getting out of a car like Billionaire hookers do…

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2016

28

Sep

Natalia Vodianova’s Nipples of the Day

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Hot for a 35 Year Old Russian Superstar Model…Natalia Vodianova who you may know as “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″….is showing off some mom nipple at a Fashion show…for some lingerie company…..because posing in see through outfits at lingerie fashion shows just make sense…

She’s a mom, she’s been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough to remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to doing whatever it takes to not go back to that…like marrying and getting knocked up by really rich dudes to compliment her really rich self…

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2016

28

Sep

Madonna Wants You to Vote Naked of the Day

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Funny enough, I’ve seen Madonna and Katy Perry in the same bar one night at the same party. It was a couple of years ago, and they didn’t talk to each other. They weren’t dancing with each other. In fact Katy Perry was alone in the corner drinking champagne looking all fat and sad, even though it was her party all while Madonna and Miley were acting like the life of the party, the prom queens with no time for fatty, even though it was fatty’s party…and instead they were just going off together making a spectacle of themselves for everyone to see, not inviting Katy Perry into their dance circle…it was sad…so sad that I was forced to go up to Katy Perry and tell her to not worry about the cool kids and grandma, she’ll get her time to shine soon…and if she feels lonely we can go to the back alley and play with each other’s genitals….come to think of it, that wasn’t Katy Perry, that was a fat french girl with what looked like downs syndrome…who I called Katy Perry because she was mouthing the words to a Katy Perry song with her retard mouth…at the some fucking dive bar with her bleached blonde mom and sister who were letting loose…but it was a decent blowjob…you know…those half retard not quite retard girls produce lots of drool with their big doughy faces….

That said, now, Madonna is leveraging a bad Katy Perry stunt based on voting naked…as an excuse for Madonna to get naked…neither of them showing actual tit…just implying tit…both of them too middle aged to be an exciting thing to see naked…but both remember being lusted after and want to feel that feeling again…

So Madonna…posted this pics with this caption….


Im voting naked with Katy Perry!! Vote for Hillary. She’s the Best we got!????????????????????????. Nude Voting series # 1

Making me think she’s doing some manipulative reverse psychology to make no one want to vote…just to get this old bitch to put some goddamn clothes on….

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2016

27

Sep

Ashley Olsen in a Swimsuit of the Day

I’ve never been big on the Olsen twins, but I like bathing suits…and The Olsen Twins are so fucking rich, I don’t think it matters that they are in bikinis or bathing suits, they are barely human, just enigmas who lived some weird sheltered life, who never saw the sun, almost alien specimens…..

They do date a marry really old dudes who give old dudes everywhere hope that they too can find young, even though they are in their 30s, skinny…they are definitely still skinny…weirdo rich people to love…and babysit…and deal with what I assume are annoying tantrums…but I could be wrong…they may be robots…robots that have what look like decent asses…

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2016

27

Sep

Charlize Theorn has Expired of the Day

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Risky Business…I don’t know if Charlize Theron did this for a movie roll, to have fun with her image and to eat all she could because she gets paid well – or if this is what Charlize Theron at 40 looks like…but I’ll assume that no one in Hollywood looks like this, not a South African model who has relied on her looks her whole life…and that this is just being cocky, assuming she’ll be able to lose it…that’s just how far she’ll go for that oscar….

I prefer that before her mom sent her to America because they were on their own, her dad was violently killed by the mom, because South Africa, and left this one on her own to fend for herself and to win at life….she stated with Playboy, an issue I saw because I’d always catch my roomamate at the time jerking off to it….and eventually met a producer in a bank who she was more than willing to fuck just to get work…getting her work that paved the way for her to be an Oscar winner….and look at her now…looking like every mom at the grocery store I don’t want to fuck…that my whole life screamed at me to never knock a bitch up and get stuck with them lookin’ like this…

A real success story of an African girl and her American tream….like the other African stories I’ve heard…from 12 Years as a Slave…to that one Oprah was in…Africa and the American dream are close friends…

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2016

27

Sep

Ariel Winter Tits Out of the DAy

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Fatty Ariel Winter and her fatty re-shaped tits…that were so fat she had to get them surgically altered because they repulsed her…has found a new life at 18 because I guess she’s not in contract with her parents…as someone with sex appeal.

I am not too sure how that happened, but we can blame the sitcom that she was on and the perverts who still watch network TV and liked her tits they probably tried to cover up…enough to make her think she had to chop them off…

But now, like all fat girls who remove 20 pounds of titty, she’s owning it. loving it, because they don’t hit her stomach like a couple sloppy half filled sausages, and are perky enough while still growing…with nipples aiming to the sky, rather than nipples you can’t find because they re too stretched out over a massive tit…

It’s not exciting, but it’s youthful, it’s confident even if he sex appeal confuses me….people apparently like it…and I don’t know why…but it’s not up to me to decide what the future in sex appeal is, and what I find trash…all fat and sloppy and nothing I’d ever fantasize about – mainly cuz of the face..but also cuz of the rest of her being disgusting…is another man’s gold…

Realize we live in TINDER World where hot as fuck 20 year olds will fuck old as fuck impotent dudes for the hell of it…and because they haven’t eaten in three to four days….and I promise them food. I’m a hero like that…

We don’t need celebrities like this at all, but we really don’t need them getting in the way or influencing those hot girls to become fat girls like the girls they see on TV…

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2016

27

Sep

Mariah Carey Dancing to Her Own Song in a Sheer Dress of the Day

Mariah Carey is in Mykonos, living on her yacht with her very rich fiance who is on a yacht of his own – in what you’d call modern billionaire living…so progressive.

I guess there’s some kind of tax evading “I live on a yacht in international waters” going on here…but what the fuck do I know about any of that…I just fund seeing the weathered, old, tired, crazy mom all chubby and dancing in a sheer dress to her own music on some level of narcissism that I’d expect from her…but that creeps me the fuck out…and that is why I had no choice but to post it…it’s legendary weirdness…

That said, I am more interested in Miss Colombia 2016 on her Mykonos Trip….

VIA MYKONOS LIVE TV

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2016

27

Sep

Pregnant Fitness of the Day

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I think everyone needs a mid day moment of activity…you know to get inspired to get off your ass and screen to get your heart pumping more intensely than when you jerk off all day…and what better way to do it than by watching an Asian bitch who is built like me – but clearly stronger, more fit…and an inspiration to us all…whether to not make excuses…or to just jerk off to pregnant chicks doing gym stuff – because if it’s not your pregnant girl…it’s better

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2016

27

Sep

Claudia Schiffer in Sweaters of the Day

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Claudia Schiffer and her angular, structured, strong, face…did a campaign for sweaters…because she’s 100 years old, still skinny, but grandmother aged, the grandmother of top models, and there is very little grandmother’s like more than Sweaters…

I don’t really understand how Claudia Schiffer has such fresh and youthful, almost robotic skin…that could be from good lighting, photo and make-up, she is professional…or maybe good photoshop because she is working with pros, or maybe it’s just her plastic surgery because she’s a model, superficial and vapid….rich from their looks and their looks alone…

I like to think it’s Nazi programming from Nazi Germany science…that people don’t seem to remember was only 70 years ago….a long time maybe…but it’s not like their science didn’t go anywhere…or create this…in the 70s or 60s when she was born…

I remember the 90s…and jerking off to her in Playboy because I liked her German Aryan vibe more than the other bitches of the era like Momma Africa Naomi Campbell and Miss America Cindy Crawford…so this sweater campaign is hilarious to me…

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