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2016

29

Sep

Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

Mila Kunis was a hot underage girl on TV…she was even hot when she was rich as fuck from said TV show…and in all the romantic comedy movies, or the voice of the fat daughter on Family guy….

But I don’t think being on the show where she was probably violated by Ashton Kutcher before he got way richer as fuck via investing into start-ups, back when you could launch a product or app online for 10,000 dollars or less….and back out with 10 billion dollars…was her hottest…

I liked her best when she was committed to Macaulay Culkin, at what was seemingly his fucking worst, where she followed some weird childhood fantasy and ran to the crackhead childstar for some Michael Jackson inspired sex…only because it was such a weird dynamic…

The second she went back to Kutcher, after his Demi Moore divorce, to reconnect their genitals and re-produce because they had this bond, like high school sweethearts reconnecting on FB or some shit…breeding not once…but once and a half..this one still may not make it home after it is born…..she became uninteresting, typical, boring..and old…with a ravaged pussy and not in a good way…so looking at her pregnant ass is just representative of hopes and dreams dying…and not love and romance happening…

The good news for her is that dudes are basic and repetitive and into what they know…so they will follow her and jerk off to her…til the end of time…that’s how masturbation fantasies generally work…you revisit them…and she’s done the grown work needed to sustain…so anything she does now…can’t ruin her…because she’s done what I consider the worst thing, and I’m not a dude who hates girls I don’t know for choosing lame boyfriends….but in this case…I just can see past his dopey fucking face…it’s all I see when trying to see her mom pussy through her mom leggings…

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2016

29

Sep

The Canadian Prime Mister Makes Jerk Off Hand Gestures While Emma Watson Laughs of the Day

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I know this isn’t Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton politics. It isn’t some kind of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump sex tape to really fuck with American Politics. Even though the sex tape would be hilarious to the feminists who support Hillary…and fucking hate trump…throwing their whole idea of the patriarchy out the window as he penetrates her with his “weapon”..which is what they call penis…

I know it would also be funny if we we found out that Donald and Hillary used to have coke parties and fuck, they were the New York elite, it could have happened, it may have happened, but if that got out…the whole world would be fucking confused, but at the same time, be in the exact place it should be…

It would also discount the whole her calling him a pig as people just blow it off as “crazy ex girlfriend”…would be great..

Instead it’s just Emma Watson with Canada’s leader, boy wonder, privileged white guy gym teacher people like, mainly women, even when he makes jerk off motions to Harry Potter cast members…weird.

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2016

29

Sep

Bella Hadid Smoking Cigarettes in Hitler Pants to Encourge her Young Fans To Pick Up Smoking Paid For by the Tobacco Companies in Harper’s Bazaar Russia of the Day

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Here’s a great pic of Arab young rich kid model Bella Hadid smoking a cigarette in a high fashion magazine….which would to me is a terrorist attack…something you could argue she is culturally pre-disposed to if you were a Donald Trump supporter…

The Tobacco industry is the single worst thing to have infiltrated your government with money and paid off doctors to convince America it was healthy for so many years, but with all the knowledge we have now, we should collectively not allow it…it’s like Marijuana is a fucking crime people go to jail for and cigarette that kill you, that are cut with chemicals are cool. I used to smoke and I quit smoking because I am not a pussy bitch despite being an addict and I tell anyone who I see smoking that they are fucking disgusting…

So Tobacco as a concept is a fucking terrorist organization…and Bella Hadid the young models all these young kids follow because they are rich and have access are a terrorist organization…and when they are merged together…they are collectively fucking evil…

Just think of all the 14 year old girls looking at this social media influencer smoking thinking “I’ll try that”….idiots…and the fact that bitch allowed this, even if she smokes to deal with the stress of being a trust fund cunt…just proves how vapid and garbage this flimsy, materialistic, Kardashian based cunts are…

The good news is smoking is a fetish to one of my creepiest friend of the site…who used to leave the best comments under the name HornyLohanWanker…I guess he’s dead now…

The other good news is that Bella Hadid’s got tits….

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2016

28

Sep

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne won’t stop…she just keeps on posting…and we keep on looking…and whether she’s 40 and pretending to be 18…or just an overdeveloped creepy redhead…trying to maximize her celebrity…and that works out perfectly for simple minded people like me because most overdeveloped redheads I come across are terrifying, rugby playing looking creatures…who are big enough to wrestle you down for sex…provided they even bother with dick…and don’t go straight for the strap on date rape because they have a lot of anger brewing in them from all the years of being rejected by dudes and bullied for their overly pink pussies, transparent nipples, and gross contrasting neon orange pubic hair…

So keep it coming Bella Thorne…you sexual being who sexualizes herself…like all young aspiring girls do…reminding us that it’s still ok to want to fuck girls…it’s an animal instinct and it’s ok to sexualize women…you’re coded that way…and they are coded to refuse to give you sex because you’re gross but you can jerk off to their tits…life is about compromise..

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2016

28

Sep

Cara Delevingne and Taylor Swift Scissoring of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a social climber, that’s why people think she’s fun or interesting, she’s positioned herself right, she took her access and she just keeps on leveraging because the world is so dumb and just buy into her lie…it’s like rich girl gets into all the parties and walks to the important person table to become an important person too. Bullshit.

Taylor Swift is a creepy, manipulative, marketing machine who makes shitty music that people are brainwashed into thinking is great…and she knows anyone around her is using her, because she’s such a cunt, no one can actually like her….but she figures she can use them right back…because it makes her look like she’s got cool friends…and being one of the cool girls with cool friends even if it’s so far from the truth…because all these people may be rich but they are fucking losers to me…but I guess it speaks to her audience she’s manipulating and not to perverts like me that just want to see this storyline turn into lesbian relationship…we know Taylor Swift fucks everything, and we know that the lesbian thing will be a great angle for her…

Where is the scissoring…because I know it’s coming….and I probably won’t since lesbian sex is so anti-climatic…like these pictures these cunts staged as a media hit…knowing the paparazzi would be there to cover it. Scammers. Look how bad acting Delevingne pretends she doesn’t want the paparazzi taking her pic- when she called the fucking paparazzi. Hilarious. Typical.

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2016

28

Sep

Daisy Lowe Butt Shot of the Day

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Daisy Lowe and her daddy issues wore a see through dress to show off her underwear…to let you know that just because her dad fucks trannies like Gwen Stefani…and an actual official tranny…because rockstars from Australia are weird…they are also deadbeat dads who don’t trust their whore groupies when they claim their kids…like Daisy Lowe are theirs…so they do paternity tests, or what Daisy Lowe calls “Lottery Ticket”…because when there was no proof of paternity it coulda been any dude who mom let inside her…

I’m a fan of everything about her.

Here’s another butt shot….

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2016

28

Sep

Joanna Krupa No Bra Nipples of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is such a whore, I don’t know why I would post pictures of her hard nipples like it’s a good thing or like they matter, because they don’t.

She’s old. She’s tired. She’s a nobody. She’s irrelevant. She was a men’s magazine model back when men’s magazine models mattered….barely mattered but they put out issues every month and needed half naked hot chicks before social media….

When that era was ending, she reinvented herself with one lucky strike of her throat gagging on cock she got cast in Dancing with the Stars…that’s was the biggest thing and only thing she could pull off and she did manage to leverage it into paparazzi pics…peaking in her mid 30s…but now she’s a set of hard nipples on a set of fake tits…in a world of no bras on hot young girls..

Get the fuck out of here Joanna Krupa.

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2016

28

Sep

Traci Lords is Old of the Day

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Traci Lords is apparently only 48 years old. I have a hard time believing that because she looks like she’s in her 60s…but I guess a lot of porn chicks and strippers look fucking rough by 30. They say cumming on a bitches face keeps her youthful…but I think that’s just a lie dudes spin to cum on a bitches face…since any of these girls who have had a lot of cum on their face…look rough…but then again that could be drugs and so many other fun things that come with letting random dudes cum on your face….

So Traci Lords was a porn star in the 80s, where she got into it when she was underage, brilliant…she did Penthouse at 15 while using a fake ID…so good…then she went into hardcore porn that became coveted porn…back when porn was more exclusive smut…and it mattered…where porn chicks were porn chicks…selected out of casting couches..with a certain porn look…not the any fat chick who fucks porn of today…

I am a fan of her story….and here she is still alive, a rare thing for 80s porn chicks, and she’s clearly not underage no more….

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2016

28

Sep

Kendall Jenner Braless of the Day

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Yesterday, I said that Kendall Jenner, along with being terribly fucking boring, useless, vapid, uninteresting, talentless is also so fucking average looking, that if she was born into any other home, she’d probably be working at Subway and you’d think, that Subway worker is kinda cute, she doesn’t wear bras….

Thanks to positioning, she’s not a Subway worker, but instead Kendall Jenner is a “top” model, at least she’d like you to think that. She’s the lead “influencer’ on social media and worst of all she thinks she’s hot as fuck…

But even without her bra on for the paparazzi…because that’s trendy…Kendall Jenner is so fucking average looking….at least she’s skinny…because if she was fat and doing this…I’d be angry about it…instead I’ll look at her average at best tits…and wonder if her Dad Caitlin sucks dick better than she does…and the answer is probably, he’s got more to prove…

I’m disappointed with the world for letting this happen. It’s not why I drink, but it’s more reason to drink…

Here she is hugging a monster..

A video posted by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on Sep 22, 2016 at 9:19pm PDT

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2016

28

Sep

Christina Milian See Through Outfit of the Day

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I think all mom’s should dress like this…..

I don’t really understand why Christina Milian feels the need to wear a see through bodysuit with tape on her nipples – despite being in her 30s….it seems very desperate and low level…going for that low hanging fruit to get all the press she can get. It’s like she’s trying to be a Kardashian, another rich as fuck girl for no reason with kids, who doesn’t care about being shameless whores on social media, but it is what fuels them. I don’t know what went wrong in their lives to make them like this, but I guess if you’re into these desperate pigs being desperate pigs for attention, then whatever went “wrong” was actually what went right…

Was she raped as a kid, was her dad not in the picture, did the industry fuck with her head when she was a Disney Kid…was her pregnancy just an insurance policy, a break to take to ensure the good life so that she could go back to her attention seeking…it’s just so fucking weird…but not too weird for me to stare…I’m a pathetic pervert and I do think all moms should dress like this…at the grocery store, at the park, because titty tape on see through outfits showing 90 percent of tit shouldn’t just be for strippers…it should be for rich people too…why keep the whore behavior for the whroes…when all women are whores…RIGHT…right…right.

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