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2016

20

Sep

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

Emma Roberts is a beacon of hope that not every human out there wants to be 300 pounds – because they can intellectualize it…and spin it into some kind of multi million dollar industry…despite being a fucking vile, disgusting pig…

I AM TALKING TO YOU ASHLEY GRAHAM..AND THE LIES YOU SPEW AND THE PEOPLE BUY INTO…

We need a young enough, skinny enough, girl with enough daddy issues who is working enough, to inspire the youth that you don’t need to be a fat pig, or an instagram whore, you don’t need a sex tape…you just need an Oscar winning last name, father and aunt…and the world can be your oyster…and OYSTER i want to eat….

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If you’re more interested in seeing how she stays fit – especially you – all you fat chicks…here she is doing some fitness….because she’s obviously not starving herself too much to not have energy to do fitness…while you porkers stuffing your disgusting faces who hate on skinny girls are sitting on your lazy asses because you’re fucking lazy…deal with it…

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2016

20

Sep

Kate Beckinsale is Fun of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale must know that her only real impact on the world as a hot as fuck older mom – is her appearance in the Underworld Franchise that they are still fucking milking….and will until the cow dries up or dies…

In promoting her recent Underwood, that I assume is called ” Underwood 12, the Search for the cum of Virgin Nerds Everywhere, or are they all too old to get hard ons, it’s been that long….” a pretty silly name…

But not as silly as her doing the “EAT OUT PUSSY” hand gesture of bros everywhere…a gesture used in the seduction of many women…that worked probably 5% of the time…only for the girl to make a VLOG crying about how she was sexually assaulted….

She’s doing the EAT OUT THAT Pussy to Sarah Silverman, a pussy I wouldn’t really want to eat out, it looks like it’s unshowered and it acts more like a dick, but dudes find her hot…and I guess Kate Beckinsale does too…it’s the high testosterone on the funny lady…

I just feel this is so odd..it should be posted…and Here she is communicating with a bird…

A video posted by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Sep 18, 2016 at 10:26pm PDT

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2016

20

Sep

Isabeli Fontana in Bathing Suits for a Magazine of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….because she was poor and this is what they pray on…and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system….

THE hypocrites where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like the perverts they are…

The same LIES that apply to Hollywood…leading to people like Corey Haim being child raped…where no one goes down for the crime…but the second a gym coach does it…everyone is up in arms…and they lock that fucker up, where he gets killed in prison because exploiting children is fucking disgusting…as they all should…

She was listed in the top 20 top earning models…which is the same list I have for the top 20 models I want to marry…K-Fed for life. Too bad, I’m already married and my model is actually a vintage stock, but not the good vintage stock, the vintage stock that is all you can afford…because you’re poor and can’t be picky…

She’s still working at what must be 100 years old…

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2016

20

Sep

Megalyn Echikunwoke See Through of the Day

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Megalyn Echikunwoke didn’t wear a bra and showed off her nipples at the EMMYS as these people do…because it’s fashion…and about getting noticed…

Megalyn Echikunwoke has a pretty fucking African name. I don’t think any celebrity, even that LUPITA chick have a name quite as African as this, and what better time to celebrate Mama Africa…

Because we all know that Mama Africa is that cunt, who recently filed for Divorce, Angelina Jolie…at least that’s what she wants us to believe and probably thinks in one of her many mansions as she masturbates thinking of all the good she’s done for the world…

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2016

20

Sep

Random Booty Shake Video of the Day

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I find that this video is the best way to deal with the sadness you feel when an iconic couple – that really isn’t that iconic – but that were loved by the media we hate – Angelina and Brad Pitt finally filing for divorce because their fake business relationship has ended and they don’t need each other, or maybe the terms of their prenup have come to term, or maybe…just maybe they were a fake relationship of two horrible egotistical humans – built on adultery – fueled by narcissism…and excess…disgust…white washed with adopted babies and being ambassadors for the UN while they rebuild New Orleans…between being disgusting famous people….

Because this video is everything…

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2016

19

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Still Working it of the Day

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A day is not a day unless I do a post on redheaded, possibly busty, big titty, seductress, provocative, erotic…not quite 18 in look, but in fake age she uses in her press releases because people love 18 even if it’s fake 18….the lie feels good while masturbing to her…something she wants, encourages and is stragetic about making happen in all her self promotion and marketing….Bella Thorne….

We don’t quite know what she is…or care…but she’s out there trying to get you to know and care…and in doing that half naked..because she understands low hanging fruit…as she eats fruit…because she clearly understands fruit…and her tits…and ass…she also understands her tits and ass…

Here are some paparazzi pics of her eating appple..

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2016

19

Sep

Old Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples of the Day

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There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the late 90s and early 2000s…but I guess that was a long time ago, so long ago that the girls I fuck now or want to fuck were born when she booked her first GUESS? campaign in 1996…I’m so perverted…yes I am…

Well, I don’t think I’ve heard her name in years, but she did get married to a rich guy this past summer, as these models do..because at 34 it’s time to throw int he towel and stop trying….

But then she showed up to fashion week with some Ana Beatriz Barros nipples….and clearly…she’s still trying….the right way…

You see her nipples are a decent distraction from her old as fuck face…because when you spend the majority of your 20s out in the sun, getting paid over a million dollars a year to strut around naked and fuck rich guys…as regular men men everywhere jerk off to your Bazilian goddess body…it takes a toll on your face….it looks tired…

It also looks like it’s had work done….not quite like the tranny brazilian goddesses you’re into watching in porn…but work done that works for an actual hot brazilian model in her mid 30s…..but looks 45 because she probably is thanks to lying when they first created her…and I kind of like it, even if 30 is the death year for me, the sophistication and still hot in her retirement….all expired…but worth cumming in…is good…but that could just be the nipples talking…it’s always the nipples talking…the talking nipples that get me in trouble when I talk back to them in public…when they are attached to women with no sense of humor….

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2016

19

Sep

Heidi Montag Still in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was definitely being propositioned by a tinder escort who looked like a regular chubby 18 year old girl…but who figured out a good side hustle that was probably her main hustle…that involves fucking dudes off tinder for 100 dollars…because she likes to fuck and figures dudes are only there to fuck…and if you fuck two dudes a day…you’re making more than working at Subway…or whatever it is these girls do…because it seems everyone of them that I talk to…doesn’t have a fucking job…

But Heidi Montag in a bikini 10 years after first coming to the world as a whore from a reality show…and her husband Spencer…who despite being crazy famewhores and attention seekers in their 20s…are now more subtle, reserved, behind the scenes, but I guess willing to go at it one more time by calling the paparazzi and showing off how Heidi’s ridiculous plastic surgery aged…all while wearing one of the best hats you’ll see in fame whoring…

So I for one support making Heidi and Spencer famous again, I figure I’m old, I’m nostalgic, and I prefer when the fame whores were actually on TV, like execs had signed off on them…rather than letting the public pick and choose…which is what’s happening on social media now…

I want the idiot idols people look up to – to be bad corporate decisions…not just a girl who puts up spread ass pics on instagram for millions…not that I hate spread ass pics…I just hate the whole DIY, Hippie, marketing masterminds smarter than the big organizations at getting an audience and succeeding…I like them to remain bottom feeders who go to castings, eventually getting a hit show, only to go back to bottom feeding when it’s done….

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2016

19

Sep

Lia Marie Johnson Shows Off Nipple Through Shadows of the Day

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Lia Marie Johnson is a clever famewhore…

Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week…

Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo…

She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works…

But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting shadow pics of her shadow tits…not erotica…you can just see the shadow of her hard nipple…getting clever…in her struggle….of trying to be a clever famewhore with a purpose..or vision or artistic integrity…..

It’s a shadow guys…a shadow…

Here’s proof she hates being slut shamed – read the caption to the pic she posted – because she’s an artist…

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2016

19

Sep

Lady Gaga See Through Outfit of the DAy

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Lady Gaga is promoting a horrible cash grab song – and I guess new album – because she has the media and all her lame minions in the palm of her had.

I was riding an uber a few weeks ago – because I am trendy as fuck…obviously…and rich as fuck…that I can afford my own discounted taxi driver…who happened to be an obese woman…all excited about Lady Gaga, convinced Gaga was an artist and brilliant and not just someone who understands how to manipulate obese people into thinking she’s an artist…all by acting weird, calling her fans monsters, doing all that bullshit…and at that moment I understood GAGA’s career projectile (vomit)…..

It’s prey on the weak…seem like you care…make them relate because they see a busted face and know she’s not hot…and steal their fucking money…and repeat until the world has had enough….and when the world has had enough show more of your tits – because the world likes tits…despite pretending to be feminist, and empowered, using basic tactics of the same beer commercial they’d protest and call misogynist…

MISOGYNISTS towards themselves…women…so crazy…

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