I wonder how many obese nerds living in a shitty one bedroom apartment filled with Star Wars toys died jerking off to Natalie Portman’s paparazzi pics in shorts…because I know at least one did…because I know Natalie Portman should be referred to as Natalie Porn-For a man who really likes Star Wars due to his Aspergers…not to mention she’s a good little Israeli girl from the promised land who doesn’t look as good as most Israeli girls from the Promised land…you know not like that Chelsea Clinton Jewish face despite pretending to not be Jewish for her parents’ political career….that so many Jewish guys are forced to marry to keep the Jewish DNA in circulation – because having a non Jewish baby is very against everything they’ve been raised to believe…
I don’t care about the latest bullshit marketing campaign Taylor Swift is on. I’ve been calling her a bullshit, TRUMP level media manipulator since her first bullshit teen angst song that made lame girls who can’t keep a man cry because it was relatable – I saw her make hundreds of millions preying on these dumb girls who can’t keep a man but want to keep a man and I saw her called a feminist icon for generating lots of revenue as a woman – who’s entire campaign is based on not being able to keep a man – or boys or being boy crazy – you know validated and qualified by men…real fucking feminist…all while fucking all kinds of dudes – over and over and over – to perpetuate her lie…
I don’t find her talented at anything but marketing herself, but it’s nice to see she got Breast Implants…because whenever feminists get breast implants because they want to be hotter than they are for the men they fuck…as she hangs with models…it is just more lies to add to her empire of lies people believe.
Fuck Taylor Swift. She’s garbage…but check out them tits…
Em Rat Cow is dressed like some homeless orphan in some Charles Dickens story…layers and layers of covered the fuck up as a passive aggressive “go fuck yourself you fucking fans, I am more than just tits”…
But after much thought, much analysis, much field work and interviews of people in my head…we have collectively decided – no she’s not more than tits.
Sure she can want to be an actor, stealing jobs from actors, because she’s got a following on social media the producers assume mean she’ll fill seats…but you can’t jerk off in the kind of theaters her movies are shown in, at least not legally, because I’ve proven you can jerk off anywhere if they police don’t catch you, even though her skill set and talent would make you think she should be shown in the theaters you can jerk off in….but I guess her scam has kept her out of porn…but it definitely should keep her out of clothing…because when in clothing you can see how much she really doesn’t matter…
Ariel Winter is a chubby girl..who everyone, at least the media, fucking loves – because she’s from TV….and 18 and old enough to finally whore out the way she wants to whore out…which is in a way that would make me think she doesn’t think she’s a fat chick and is just owning it…in a trashy, slutty and I guess amazing if you’re into her kind of way…I mean shorts where asses hang out are exciting…and it’s the style…
Yesterday, I saw a girl with her mom wearing shorts like this, full ass out…it was like a thong bikini but denim shorts…walking the streets….and two days ago…I saw three or four of these girls…probably barely 18…in the same kind of shorts…full ass exposed…it might as well been a thong…it’s fucking great…I love it..
The only problem is for every skinny hot chick – is 8 fat girls…at various levels of fat and for a trend to be a trend – we need the fat girls to wear it too – otherwise the skinny girls will feel like sluts – instead of just being the hotter version of everyone else…
But unfortunately I hate this new found fat girl confidence, I like fat girls who know they aren’t hot…it’s the way the world is supposed to work. Sure there was always the loud fat girl with big tits showing cleavage who fucked a different guy every night and wasn’t awful, just annoying, but nowadays all fat girls are that girl – because they don’t even know they are fucking fat..
I wonder where fashion will go from here, maybe it will be girls walking around with pussy exposed, or clamped to their legs spread open with a speculum or something equally exciting…
Last night I tweeted and no one read something like “Hilary Duff has aged horribly” as Hillary Clinton made her boring speech in her pant suit…and some hooker asked me what the reference or the joke was and there really wasn’t much of a reference or a joke…it was more if we’re gonna be talking about a Hillary, let’s get off this annoying feminist Class ceiling that I am sure is a real thing, I just don’t need to listen to fat chicks like Lena Dunham talk about it, and as a Canadian I am not offended by women in positions of power, if anything I like women being the earners so that I don’t have to be….I was just saying let’s focus on fun, hot, silly Hilaries – who aren’t 70 year old public servants….
So today, I bring you Hilary Rhoda, who I am not actually bringing you, I don’t even know who she is or what this shoot is for, she’s just a model on her knees and half naked and I like that better than all the other Hillary that’s been pumped into my brain – and I’m a fucking Canadian and don’t actually care about this shit or that Donald Trump who is clearly a scamming shitty business man who fucks people over saying words he doesn’t believe based on bullshit and not fact but targeting a huge portion of America who don’t believe in google as much as they believe their misinformation in their souls….
Point being…let’s Hilary Rhoda….to silence all the other nonsense going on..
I watched Katy Perry speak and perform at the DNC in a very tight dress, allowing the people to really grasp what is important or of substance in this Election, and that is Katy Perry’s tits, the rest is just distraction and lies where both evils are trying to manipulate stupid people for their own egos….
I get why people like Katy Perry are involved in pushing this nonsense to her fans, it’s part of her working a deal with a devil when she decided she wanted to be a popstar who makes 100s of millions of dollars off very basic level of singing ability…and part of that deal was “use your voice to promote what we tell you”….and in your spare time you can sell bullshit perfume to bullshit people…
So a bitch like Katy Perry, who doesn’t really bother me, I actually feel bad for her because she seems lonely and disliked, because she’s a scam….can sell perfume as hard as she can sell politics…with as much conviction…even if she doesn’t use her fragrance and it’s just a cash grab…..I believe her…and that makes me not believe anything she does when pretending to be sincere…
Everyone is so heated about bullshit and forget the important things…like jerk off material….thank
Hrere is Leonardo DiCaprio being a cheesy fuck, dancing like a homosexual on a gay cruise he’s been saving up for his hwole life, only with a ton of dudes because he loves to pay for and finance his entourage to be around him and make him feel secure, he likes when they are topless or jerking off while he fucks models or some shit…
He’s in Mykonos dancing around out of control like the old guy at the party because he is the old guy at the party – who has too much money, and gets too much attention from thirsty low level instagram models like Nina Agdal, who not only looks like she has Downs Syndrome, but makes less than 100k a year modeling, and is just trying to not fuck this up so that she can get pregnant and be like her sister model Irina Shayk, who is much hotter than her, much more successful and internationally celebrated than her, but she’s with Brad Cooper who isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio – the man all the model hookers want because he gives them a taste of the dream, he is the target and why they do this model struggle, I mean that and not wanting to ever fucking work…
Models are so transparent, I guess that’s why someone like Leo just bangs them out….they are interchangeable, fun because they know they need to be, agreeable because they know they need to be, and once they’re not – get the fuck out…
I’ve seen Nina Agdal at least once, she walked around like a drunken monster, she’s really fucking big, and had a shitty attitude, acting like she was fucking Beyonce….or someone actually famous…which was hilarious to me…I was like “she does catalog pics for ecommerce sites for 100k a year, that’s not a skill”….
I don’t know if that’s Nina Agdal on her best behavior, being fun and wild and Danish, but it looks enough like her for me..I mean if you can see past this terrible fucking dancing….
Earlier in the week I had to question society – or maybe my search habbits that are being tracked by facebook – because with everything going on in the world – the top story on FB trending stories for me was that Kendall Jenner accepts her breasts for what they are and doesn’t want to or need to wear a bra…because she’s a feminist or some shit….because anyone who leaves their house will know that no girls under 25 wear bras – which is exactly why it shouldn’t have been a trending story people actually spoke about – but it was because they Kardashians need to be a tool by the illuminati to distract and dumb down America. It’s the only thing that makes sense. Their power, the interest people have in them, despite everyone hating them – makes zero sense to me…are we that bored as a people, are our lives that unfulfilled, I mean I know mine is – as I sit here writing about Kendall in a top hat like a magician in a Diaper at a kids party or bachelor party before sucking off the guests – which would a more accurate depiction of her skillset…but instead…fashion magazines are publishing this shit…because it’s high concept “art” or low concept softcore titty fetish porn….
She is the hottest of the Kardashians….and I will look at any tits…which would make me part of the problem if people actually still came to this amazingly insightful and well written sites…
Ireland Baldwin is the fucking worst…unless she’s in overproduced, underdressed, over edited photoshoots of her not even looking like the big girl Ireland Baldwin, while busting out her tits because they are the best thing she has going for her, you know the benefit of being 175 pounds…and broken enough to think that being a model, or something people jerk off to, like a sex symbol or instagram model like her shorter, less interesting, but strategically placed cousin….thanks the kardashian / jenner / hadid connection that Ireland was too fucking weird, clunky and her dad called her a pig as a kid which she carries around with her in everything she does – from dating dark molested black lesbians – to going to rehab all while trying so hard to be a leader of the social media kid of famous people….and it’d be a sad story if anyone, including her family, actually cared about her…
Christina Milian posted this desperate video basically begging people to go to her show in Zurich because she’s tricked international promoters to book her – probably for free – so that she can bring out her new material that no one cares about – but don’t worry there will also be her classics that no one knows or remember or cares about – because no one gives a fuck about Christina Milian…except maybe Christina Milian who keeps on milking herself, which makes sense because she doesn’t milk her child as she travels the world trying to be an instagram whore Kardashian in the most bootleg of ways…
The funny thing in all of this is that she’s really fucking rich from writing Beiber songs and doesn’t need to do any of this – but she does – getting naked on social media like a local stripper trying to get followers to escape the hell life she lives…but the total fucking opposite…because when you crave male attention and being seen as sexy….it’s not about the money bro…
