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2016

28

Jul

Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Gigi Hadid gets it…she knows that if you want to be a model – you can’t be fat –

When you come from a vapid, rich, superficial, pretentious family that encourages you to be a model because it’s a good life where you can secure some male attention your dad never gave you – while allowing you to travel and see the world instead of going to college and actually working a real jobs – because why work when you don’t have to….and get paid more standing around half naked for brands..

She knows what’s important…being skinny…

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2016

28

Jul

Snooki Terrible Music Video of the Day

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Snooki is someone no one remembers…at least I hope no one remembers her – but I just saw that she’s got youtube channel…and I refuse to watch anything else she’s done…

I like Disgusting and whorish…but not famous for being disgusting and whorish and I like shameless and disgusting and whorish to get money…but not when it works out like this…I like the whores trying to get there not having been there and trying to retain it…even though this is the American Dream of being a haggard duck faced stripper with some level of celebrity…

I can’t believe these people exist, but they do and they are everywhere…

Here’s her behind the scenes video….I can’t believe this happened or people like B_Capp are using her to market their sad pathetic selves..

You’d think this would be more of a “kill yourself” situation, not keep on going…you talentless hack who has an ego and no class that won’t allow her to shut the fuck up and not be trash..

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2016

28

Jul

Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach, the new Baywatch girl of the future, who I don’t find all that hot…is flashing the Valet at some hotel a full ass shot..and I have no idea what this is about, but for some reason it’s a great concept, even good execution, there’s funny, there’s sexy, there’s paparazzi – masterfully orchestrated…but I just don’t find it hot…

Maybe I don’t find Kelly Rohrbach, who was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, but is still low hanging fruit and most of their girls don’t make money – but they have that stamp of approval that makes all the instagram whoring worth your time and effort…it makes you way more special than other whores in bikinis…

In her case or storyline, she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…and has a percentage of her earnings so he turned her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do…

And now she’s onto other rich dudes, and I guess casual boring but should be exciting ass flashes, is part of her marketing program.

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Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

28

Jul

Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day

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Complex Magazine paid me every month for 8 years to link them – before they sold to Hearst Media….

They basically paid for the server of this site by paying me every month for 8 years to link them….

So in ways, it’s all COMPLEX’s fault that this site exists, so if you feel the need to sue me for calling you fat or making fun of your movie or ego – please direct all lawsuits their way – because since Complex Magazine stopped paying me – I’ve been forced to a life of drinking rubbing alcohol and eating discount potato chips from the dollar store…since no one else wants to support this mess I call home…bastards…

I guess they’d rather spend their money on really theatrical and weird masquerade photoshoots with Mariah Carey photoshopped into some kind of clown, or some kind of cartoon, but she’s always had a bit if a cartoon vibe to her…with that weird face…and big tits and craziness that only a billionaire could love and try to marry because it looks good on the portfolio of things they’ve stuck their dick in….you know on some Richie Richie – they have everything and always have because that’s how they were raised….unable to relate to other people – might as well lock in a super celebrity – it seems to make sense, especially after having dated that nobody sugarbaby Miranda Kerr…

I guess what I’m saying is that shoot’s not hot to me, but may be hot to you if you’re into 45 year old superstar “divas” from the 90s…when life was simpler for you….

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Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

28

Jul

Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking – Ashley Benson doesn’t have a thigh gap – despite being a celebrity who gets cast for very popular TV shows – and who has millions of followers…..what an absurd concept to an old timer like me – who depends on girls on TV, unless they play the average at best fat chick, who isn’t even FAT but is Hollywood fat, like Ashley Benson…but long gone are the days of that…

But at least she wears fitness gear like all kind of fat girls I see in public and question why they are in fitness gear because clearly they don’t workout but realize that it is because it’s the comfortable elasticity that allows movement and stretch….

You can tell that Benson is a Hollywood girl, all theatrical because she’s even gone so far as to add sweat stains that look like some kind of scream mask – because she’s terrifying…

At least she’s trying, in this era, trying half assed is more than most lazy people and gets a lot of praise….

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

28

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is pregnant in a bikini, which is probably why she had her public outrage on the internet. She’s an abused girl from a broken home – who despite being rich and famous was broken as fuck – so even when she’s not hormonal she’s a crazy person – so when she is hormonal and probably not allowed to drink – she’s a super fucking crazy person – and what better way to announce your pregnancy to the world like having a public freak out, only to decompress in a bikini with your gunt hanging out as the fetus grows outwards….and the only concern for me isn’t how shitty this kid’s life will be with its terrible mother and rich as fuck father…I don’t care about that…plus it will probably die before it turns 5…that or shipped to Disney who have first right of refusal on her kid…

I am just concerned because it looks like her fiance beat her ass of of her…but I guess her milk filled tits will be fun though…

So here’s some Lohan in a bikini with her parasite / STD reveal far more fun then her Herpes reveal..

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

28

Jul

Selena Gomez in on Stage of the Day

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Selena Gomez trying to be some dramatic, theatrical, stage performing popstar….who is actually a real fucking artist…with something to say or a message to convey – is a fucking joke to me.

She’s a poptart Disney trained earner, and everything she does – from her relationships, to her friendships, to her acting career, to any of the campaign she promotes and gets paid heavy to promote to her groupie-ing hard on that cunt Taylor Swift, when they are supposed to be in competition with each other, not holding hands collectively fucking over the youth by brainwashing them with their lies.

I don’t find her hot, exciting, interesting, and I don’t even know why I am posting this, maybe it’s to see how a person who pretended to have Chemo therapy for the sympathy vote when releasing the shitty album she’s touring – or what I call proving you don’t need musical talent to be an over produced popstar…manipulating all you idiots to line her pockets.

Devil woman…maybe because she’s a mexican and thus a rapist that you probably wish raped you with a strap on instead of with shitty music that we’re forced to listen to thanks to radio play….garbage…

If you’re more into her handler, these girls who were raised by Disney need handlers, here’s Taylor Swift the Manipulator’s Shitty Ass of the Day, probably at the gym where she’s trying to make it a less shitty ass – as she envy’s Victoria’s Secret models and wants to be hot like models, yet is Taylor Swift, quirky and annoying, manipulative and full of shit, and more importantly awkward as fuck but at least she can get as many men as humanly possible to fuck her -it’s good for her ego or feeling like she’s got it going on….while it gives guys who fuck her hope she’ll write songs about them to make them famous…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

28

Jul

Kristen Stewart Happy Lesbian For Elle of the Day

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Kristen Stewart has never been hot to me, I’ve always just assumed she was a boring, depressing, barely dark but possibly white trash and inbred, who was part of a huge masturbatory movie series that was massive for people with high estrogen who buy into that kind of bullshit…so the press was less about people wanting to fuck her, and more about people thinking they wanted to fuck her because she’s in movies and paparazzi take pics of her while she’s faking relationships with her homosexual co-star….before herself being homosexual…you know since estrogen has always been drawn to her – and what it eats your pussy – it just feels nicer…because there is no erection in their pants cutting it short for some penetration…you know how guys are….

That said, she’s in ELLE magazine, looking so dark and mysterious, edgy and controversial, rich and famous…and if you look closely, you can see her girlfriend’s period on her noise..

No wait, that’s just some strawberry jam on my screen…that just ruined my scissor fetish, sure anticlimatic – but so beautiful like a gymnastics performance….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2016

28

Jul

Victoria’s Secret Shitty New “easy collection” of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret isn’t paying me to promote their bullshit new collection, but I am sure a lot of people are getting paid to help promote their bullshit new collection, that is actually their most appropriately named collection “EASY”…because all the girls who are employed by Victoria’s Secret are EASY…that’s how they got to this level of making a lot of fucking money per year being half naked – it’s subtle hooker behavior on the surface, but behind the scenes they are fully obvious, attention seeking, money grubbing, controversial if possible, in media and in bedrooms and yachts of rich people hookers…so EASY if you’re the right person who helps them hit targets…in the Easy collection…

Here are the boring catalog pics of Taylor Hill, Elsa Hosk, Stella Maxwell…catalog pics interchangeable with EVERY single VS shoot ever…that I like to post to remind me that very little changes – we are a lazy people and corporations like familiar things that work – because fighting to progress would require risk and work – but instead they can bank on making their billions…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2016

27

Jul

Sports Illustrated Releases Pics of their Whores of the Day

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I am onto you Sports Illustrated. I see your tactics and I know what you’re trying to do….

It’s July, internet traffic is down, especially when your bikini magazine came out in February, so take the opportunity to make some noise by releasing some of the unreleased bikini pictures – even semi see through and hard nippled – by the models that get the most searches on their site…all to get more buzz, traffic, etc..

So here’s Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal and Hannah Davis…did I meantion Hannah Davis