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2016

18

Jul

Amy Schumer Bodyshames Herself in a Bikini of the Day

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Thank god Amy Schumer is funny, or people find her funny, or people think she’s a great writer, or her bitter ugly chick allowed her to create a sense of humor from all the bad sex and social observation she faced – because that’s how life works out for unattractive people – I know – because I am one..

Only unlike Amy Schumer, I’d never leave the house and arrogantly think my voice should be heard, I’m more into accepting failure before even trying so that I can nap….but this one is so cocky, and may even have a cock, not because women can’t be funny and must be packing penis, but because I don’t think this is a woman…sure she’s in a bikini – and sure she shouldn’t be judged for wearing a bikini seeing as she’s not pretending to be a hot model – but owning this, having confidence to wear this – makes me think some kind of mental disorder or delusion is going on in this funny girl’s mind.

I am not a fan of her as a comic, I am definitely not a fan of her body shaming herself by walking around half naked like it’s some kind of joke – a terrible joke – but I’ll say – I expected her to be much fatter and the real tragedy is that face…making her career all the more fascinating, unless ugly chubby girls are given handouts out of sympathy – it is the politically correct era – where we can’t lock them in the basement or abandon them in the woods until they die.

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Posted in:Amy Schumer|SFW

2016

18

Jul

Kim Kardashian – Still Whoring of the Day

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There’s a recent gossip story that is trending on my facebook – that I didn’t bother looking into – because it involves Kanye / Kim and Taylor Swift – all terrible people – but from what I did see they outted Taylor Swift for lying, because she’s an evil little monster – no one gets as rich as she does without manipulating or slitting some fucking throats – and no one at her age have that kind of money and act like decent people – even though it’s all part of the media manipulation – they are all in this together.

I’ve been calling her a whore forever…but I guess I call everyone whores – because they are whores and I only do content on whores…and one of the leader in whores is Kim Kardashian – who made a massive career as a whore – is a cover on FORBES for the 50 million dollars she made with her video game from being a whore – and she posted nipples from some photoshoot where she wore a MILF shirt – because she’s still whoring – and why not..dudes still want to fuck her – and think she’s hot…even though she’s a monster made by science and I guess by perverts everywhere – it’s weird – but at least she keeps shamelessly gives people what they want…

Here’s the video everyone is talking about – basically exposing Taylor Swift as a liar about his lyrics – because Kanye’s pretty hilarious and I guess Kim is up there with him in ultimate trolls.

Fuck Taylor Swift and her weird group of koolaid rinking weirdos.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

18

Jul

Tara Reid is Amazing of the Day

Apparently there was a Tara Reid / Jenny McCarthy fight on her radio show…

Tara Reid is Amazing, I mean mainly amazing because she’s not dead – yet looks like some kind of walking corpse – the kind of body any necorphiliac in trianing, you know – the kind of person not quite ready to fuck a dead body would like – and I’m sure based on her level of skinny that she probably doesn’t have much energy to resist or thrust back…and if anything sticking your dick in her may end up with her uterus all over your dick – like she was Courtney Stodden after her miscarriage we can assume was never a pregnancy – because fame whores are disgusting…but not as disgusting as Tara Reird’s body training for some zombie apocalypse straight to NETFLIX film she’s been preparing for the last 10 years of her life – by being dead on the inside… and dead looking on the outside…

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2016

15

Jul

Big Girl Margot Robbie Topless on the Beach of the Day

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I guess this is the most important post of the week…nipples on a big girl that you’ve already seen topless in her breakout role. You know Margot Robbie – the big girl who is living the fucking dream thanks to some kind of scam that made her the biggest star in Hollywood – out of no where – like she cuz a deal with the devil or some shit….but we can’t hate her for the tits..

I did a post on her yesterday – with bikini pics – to see it and read it – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2016

15

Jul

Gigi Hadid’s First Olympic Vogue Cover of the Day

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I generally dislike Gigi Hadid – for no real reason, I don’t know her and don’t have to deal with her very deep voice, I just pin her as the rich kid brat who wanted to be a model for her 14th birthday thanks to her hooker mother pushing it on her – it’s good for everyone’s ego – so they created her.

Modeling requires no talent, you don’t even need to be skinny anymore to be a model, so there’s really no accomplishment here, she’s in Vogue, but Vogue like everything else in the media is just clickbait bullshit.

I don’t find her that hot, but what else would she be doing as an LA brat, and I guess in her defence – she’s not a Kardashian – she just leveraged the Kardashians to exist….

These pics are boring – but I call them doing the Bruce Jenner…you know a little tribute to the source of her career and the inspiration of her family to follow their lead…and I’m sure Kendall’s all mad about this – unless she’s too happy living the scam to be jealous of her homie – who knows about their interpersonal relationships – but more importantly…who cares.

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

15

Jul

Taylor Swift’s The Fucking Worst in Overalls of the Day

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Yes Taylor Swift is like Donald Trump. A media manipulator, only unlike Trump, she plays the victim in the media, the hopeless romantic, the broken heart…and unlike Trump she actually makes money, something like 175 million dollars last year…which in case you didn’t realize isn’t something that is just given away, it is some tyrant throwing people on the bus, cut throat shit…

But instead of coming across as the evil entertainment brainwasher, the heartless cheating whore – she cries in bullshit songs…

And really, we’re only interested in seeing her new – potential breast implants…but I’ll post her dumb overall outfit because her legs are her best feature but don’t distract me from her being the fucking worst…

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

15

Jul

Kylie Jenner Channels Her Inner White Girl for Allure of the DAy

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This is the whitest that white spray tanned Kylie Jenner has ever looked. I guess her facial injections are and tan to look like Kim K are fading – she’s going back to what she was born to be – average at best – awkward even – chubby white girl the black guys fuck – but based on her father, I doubt being anything she was born to be is in the cards…

Here are some very important pics of her from her instgram / snapchat with her new face..

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

15

Jul

Hunter Haley King Big Tits for Some Shit of the DAy

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Her name is Hunter Haley King and she’s got tits like most girls under 25 thanks to hormones in the food, being fat, and accessible plastic surgery – because having big tits is a great business strategy for talentless low levels trying to make it – trying to get attention – trying to build out their social media – trying to get paid – trying to become EM RATA – but I guess Hunter Haley hasn’t gone fully committed to the cause because I can’t see her nipples in some soft filter in a hotel room or the middle of the desert….but cleavage is a good start

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Posted in:Hunter Haley King|SFW

2016

15

Jul

Rita Ora – Panty Flash of the Day

Rita Ora wanted to demonstrate to the world how she became Rita Ora – by lifting her skirt, but she’s not that desperate now – she’s already Rita Ora – so she can do it with her panties on….it’s just to show you she’s still got what it takes to make her way in this very complicated world of entertainment…

She was signed in 2008 to Roc Nation by Jay Z – in efforts of creating a new Rihanna – and 8 years later – I can’t tell you one Rita Ora song, but who needs songs when you can live the good life, the celebrity life, the going to events and exclusive places….sure it’s not being Rihanna that she hoped she’d be – but she’s still her own person with her own money – who fucked a Kardashian – and Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift…you know networking for romance…

This is her hosting America’s Next Top Model – because she’s fashion or maybe famous and not doing much….

Not bad for a Muslim woman in a Muslim world. Not getting stoned for her slutty, harlot, heathen, infidel ways….

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

15

Jul

Britney Spears New Song of the Day

Britney Spears or a robot that took her words and converted them into song – has released a new song – much to her handlers happiness – this is the shit they created and exploited her for.

You know convince her that she likes this – since it’s all she knows – so you feel less bad or guilty about maximizing earnings with her – not that anyone feels bad about maximizing earnings with her – the nice thing about Britney, besides being one hot momma, is that everyone has their hands in her pockets and she doesn’t even notice thanks to the meds…

I am a Britney fan, she reminds me of a simpler time..

We'll be back in a few weeks, Vegas ???? Thanks for such a great run! #PieceOfMe

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW