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2016

13

Jul

Mischa Barton Weird Smoking Topless of the DAy

Mischa Barton posted a censored topless picture of herself on vacation somewhere – while smoking – to celebrate her broken life…with smoking – because that’s what you’re supposed to die but you don’t die during the years you were a drug addict after being a hugely successful show….you know a rich brat with demons. The worst.

She photoshopped or blurred her nipples out because she’s the worst kind of instagram hipster, out of touch and not quite ready to go full free that tit out there, even though the older bitches are usually the most eager to get topless because they’re looking for a little excitement, or maybe her nipples are the worst and she doesn’t want you to see it….

Whatever the reason, or the weird spiritual release she felt posting his pic, or the mental breakdown brewing inside her that this is a preview to, at least she’s not fat anymore because fat versions of girls are worse than their topless skinnier counterparts.

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2016

13

Jul

Revisiting the Dakota Johnson See Through Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson had the biggest day of her life yesterday – she was topless on set of the new 50 Shades of pathetic women masturbating to basic and easy to understand erotic storylines that are accessible enough for them to not feel guilty about because it’s not officially porn – it’s literature – that might as well be porn – based on how it is used – but that is marketed to every drug store and check out line across america to taunt or titillate every wife and mother bored to fucking death with the life she chose – but unwilling to get off her ass and get her fuck on – so fantasy is her only escape because why live the life you want or think you want – and why do things that make you cum – when you can just imagine them from the comfort of your shitty – middle of the road existence…filled with average sex even shitty sex with a half hard fat husband….

Doing her dad Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s, stepdaughter Antonio Banderas’ and grandmother Alfred Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren proud by doing things her own way – challenging her natural talent – what she was born into – because tits for art aren’t tits – even though she’s already got money and a trust fund and doesn’t need to be naked in front of the world…

Well – it turns out the bikini is see through…YOU CAN SEE HER VAGINA.

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2016

13

Jul

Dakota Fanning – Nipple of the Day

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The Dakota Fanning actor family creeps me out, it’s some children of the corn shit, like some robots created in a lab who were much cuter as kids who acted like adults thanks to the way they were programmed, only to end up looking like the above picture – if you can look away from the tit, on some Hayley Joel Osment kick of cute as a kid, got the family in the scene, grew awkward and weird, introduce hotter sister….

Strategy….AND If you find her puffy nipple boring, why would you, puffy nipple on young child stars who are still working is as good as puffy nipple on anyone, but she’s not her hotter sister she probably hates knowing she martyred her childhood to pave the way and open the door for…in her red fitness pants from the other day….here’s her sister and her more interesting ass in her red fitness pants from the other day…

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2016

13

Jul

Kate Hudson and Friends Bikini Party in Ibiza of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in Ibiza like she was Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and all the other 40 year old once famous people who I guess want to connect with the ravers and club kids and cheesy party people from all over the world – or at least get access to their drugs in a beautiful setting – as long as you’re not at the resort all the old fat British and German retirees go..

Her and her friends flew private, stayed at a great villa, and acted like a bunch of 40 year old mom’s out on a girl’s vacation because their kids are with dad….because that’s pretty much what they are….just richer than the average…and in Kate Hudson’s case…this is the only way she’ll travel or knows how to travel – her mom was a bigger celebrity than her, with more money than her, who raised her like this…and who I guess also raised her to understand the importance of a good ass…and what it can do to a man – like Owen Wilson – who I bring up in every Kate HUdson post – because she almost made him Kill Himself…making me think she’s some kind of fuck…

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2016

13

Jul

Dead Tara Reid Fetish Picture of the Day

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I don’t know why I find this picture so good, but it probably has something to do with Tara Reid being a magical creature sent from heaven, or maybe that should be in heaven, because she’s been a walking corpse preparing for her peak Oscar winning role as a dying of cancer meth addicted stripper trying to raise her black baby with learning disabilities in a small KKK run town in the deep south….after her years of retirement spent drinking everyday like she was on spring break for a decade after being an it girl in all the hit movies….

I used to love TARA REID and I guess I still do, but that may just be because she looks too weak to run from my advances…if I was there trying to midnight molest – something college girls call rape these days – she wouldn’t even know and I’d be wrist deep in the driest vagina ever…facing no resistance…just a spiritual experience.

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2016

13

Jul

McKayla Maroney’s Diaper Booty of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is an Olympic hero, she’s like a Bruce Jenner, but instead of going tranny – she went instagram whore – which a lot of the time looks like going tranny – but in Maroney’s case – it was just subtle slutty…

Once you live out your mom’s dream for her and pay her back for driving you to all those gymnastic meets all your life when you wanted to be in bed discovering your vagina – by winning the Olympic gold before turning 18, which is old for Gymnasts…you are left with few options to take your silly fame..so slutty pics on social media is the logical answer. What else is an Olympic Gold gymnast to do….work at a vegas show, strip, teach less fortunate kids in the projects…why bother when you can post butt shots…

I am digging the weight gain – the fat ass on a what was once fit – athletes finally getting girl hormones into them – always looks good for a while – but I guess the people who actually care about her, don’t care about this – because she’s no longer 12…or looking 12…

But I’m all about that Diaper ass…all puffy and round…looking it was shit in…

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

13

Jul

Ariel Winter – Pantsless of the Day

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Ariel Winter posted this weird pantless picture of her red legs being tended to by a crew of people – which brings the very important question that isn’t really a question – it answers itself – and that I shouldn’t even bother asking – that her average troll looking face and body looks average and troll looking after a crew has tended to her. That’s unfortunate.

What’s not unfortunate is that she’s got the big, offensively big, fat girl tits that slop out everywhere despite being lifted and reshape in her reduction – because it allows her tit obsessed fan base to focus on what is important…not her face.

It’s also a good thing her parents milked her hard as a kid – when her round face was still cute, sure she’s got money making left in her – people like to work with the same established people especially when they are like Winter and wrongfully labeled hot.

I call this post and excuse to revisit yesterday’s flashing panties…

: P

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2016

13

Jul

Mandy Moore’s Bikini of the Day

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Mandy Moore! What the fuck is that? It’s a pop star from the late 90s / early 00s who the people I imagine read this site – probably have life sized dolls of her in their basements because she was a big deal for a minute, she was even in movies….you know the Bella Thorne her her generation….or maybe the Selena Gomez before the world let Mexicans other than Alba work in the industry…

I have barely any memory of Mandy Moore, or what she’s done, who she’s done, when she did it, I wasn’t a fan I guess….but in her defence I don’t have a memory of really anything in my life, seriously, I forget all things, from names, to people, to days, to not showing my dick to strangers in the park…sometimes I even forget the drink I drug at the bar – and end up date raping myself…the simple things…it could be alcoholism, I think it’s dementia, no one cares about me….so back to Mandy….the kind of girl who by the looks of her is older and unassuming, probably 40 now, who took her money and just chilled the fuck out and lived life without the celebrity bullshit because the celebrity bullshit is just bullshit…and you wouldn’t even recognize her on the street…I mean you’d recognize her on the street – you’ve got the life sized doll of her in your closet that you fuck and cuddle and cry on…but the average person wouldn’t recognize her – and that’s probably the best feeling, unless you’re a vapid cunt who craves all the attention – you know what most of these bitches are…I guess dont worry – there’s snapchat for that.

Snapchat where she posts bikini pics…shitty bikini pics…but more bikini pic than you’ve had of her in years…

Posted in:Mandy Moore|SFW

2016

13

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Artistic Pregnancy Photo of the Day

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Pregnant chicks think being pregnant is so fucking sexy…I guess they’d have to convince themselves that it’s some beautiful experience, rather than accept that they have a parasite that will leech of them for 18 years after ripping their pussies apart on the way out, because otherwise why would they get pregnant in the first place…oh right…egos…

I mean the idea that people reproduce in and of itself makes them irresponsible humans who don’t realize what’s going on in the world…and they are doing it for selfish interest meaning the kid will just end up being an asshole in their asshole image…

So in some attempt to be sexy – because they think they are sexy – no one else does – but maybe other pregnant women – and a few pregnant fetish perverts who love mom pussy or mom body – because no woman would ever let their weirdness get them pregnant….Candice Swanepoel produced this shoot…

Not that anyone should care about Candice Swanepoel…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

13

Jul

Charissa Thompson Cheesy Self Produced Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Charissa Thompson is some Fox Sports sportscaster in her mid 30s and she’s out there on her social media with weird staged bikini photoshop pictures like she’s some kind of “travel blogger” which in case you didn’t know – is code for “hooker who tries to justify traveling to magical places to take slutty pics for too many people to LIKE on instagram”….

I just wonder what goes into these self produced shoots, how many outtakes are they, how annoyed is her boyfriend or the person she’s traveling with – now that he’s gotta play the fucking sexy photographer for Sports Illustrated he never wanted to be – because he went to law school or some shit…

It’s so cheesy. Why can’t these idiots just enjoy their vacations their fucking selves. This trying to give your fans of taste of your bikini body is just desperation or pandering to this bullshit idea that social media is the popularity contest you need to win…garbage…

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