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2016

13

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood in Some Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

I try to ignore Sara Jean Underwood, I don’t really know why I try to ignore her, I just see her pics popping off all the fucking time, every fucking day, three times a fucking day on her massive instagram and I’m not that into it.

That doesn’t mean that I don’t think she’s got a hot body, I just don’t think she’s inspiring or interesting. She had her time to shine and now that she’s over 30, which is dead in the model world, even the low level model world so this going back to the glamour modeling that was once naked in Playboy when she was 18, 18 at her peak…which you can GOOGLE and look at…and now this..

But I guess, I’m just looking at things wrong, I am not remembering that she dated Ryan Seacrest and had what I assume from girls I have met who have fucked Seacrest – she’s a dirty dirty girl….or that she hosted a NERD TV show that gave her a taste of an actual job….that could have made her the next Olivia Munn but none of it worked out for her…so she’s back to this…and taking her title from all these amateurs as a pro half naked cheesy photoshop girl.

I should be more encouraging to girl of all ages – and of all backgrounds – getting naked – and/or still getting naked…..even if it’s half naked…because we all like jerking off and need to stare at as many round asses as possible…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

13

Jul

Ain’t No Party Like a Saudi Party of the Day

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Some Saudis, including but not limited to the Ministry of Defence Prince Mohammad bin Salman Al Saud, Prince Mohammed bin, Nawwaf bin Abdulaziz, Sons Sheik el Ahmed and Sheik el Sabr had a yacht party in the Mediterranean as they do…surrounded by bikini clad “model” looking women who are there for their personalities….it’s just a coincidence the guys are all massive billionaires…

There’s no secret that these rich Muslim guys from repressive to women countries use their money for sex parties in mansions….and hotels they rent out, it’s just what they do…being billionaires..who know to use that oil money right…because everyone likes to have a good time!

I don’t really think it’s a big deal that they can be with half naked chicks in bikinis, but the women in their country wear bed sheets to the beach, if they are even allowed to the beach..

I am just interested in who the girls on their ridiculous yacht is. What is their story. How did they end up there.

Are these the girls from Instagram I’ve heard about who let these guys shit on them for private jet flights and yacht photoshoot pics to maintain their lie?

Or are these just the daughters and sister and friends of these people who use the family money to live like normal westernized sluts…

Either way, it looks like a good time…so people need to take their lead and start having a good time. Good Times.

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2016

12

Jul

Kate Beckinsale in a Penis Costume of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is dressed like a penis, this is probably the single most important thing that has happened in nerd culture in recent years, even more important than Pokemon Go, because Kate Beckinsale is the god to the nerd people, and despite hating nerds and not being an official nerd, I own a blog which is as nerdy as it gets in the eyes of strippers I am trying to fuck, I can still appreciate a 40 year old who looks like Kate Beckinsale – even when she’s dressed like a dick….

I guess she’s trying to challenge her fans and their obscure chronic masturbation closet case weirdo sexuality…you know because now they’ve all jerked off to a dick, officially…one of the hottest dicks, but still a dick..homo.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding wore a see through shirt and no one should care – since she’s a not that hot but hot enough pop star from the UK with one hit song, which I guess is more than we can say about Rita Ora, the other pop star from the UK who has no hit songs – but has fucked a lot of people in very aspects of hit songs – in efforts to get a hit song…we call it the BREXIT….to America for the American dream with tits for Americans who love tits…

She also wore a white dress –

TO SEE PICS OF HER TITS IN A WHITE DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Ariel Winter’s Big Cleavage in a White Dress of the Day

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Ariel Winter isn’t cute…she’s got a silly troll face, troll body, a little chubby thing with big tits even after having her tits cut off..

I do not see the appeal at all, but I guess people are emotionally attached to shitty personalities they watch on TV, you know watched grow up and go through puberty – like the creepy fucking neighbor watching from across the street as kids grow up…only to show up at her 18th birthday with an erection in hand saying “I’m ready for this, I’ve been waiting for this all your life, literally”..because not all perverts want to be sex offenders…

Her panties were flashed…

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Julianne Hough Fit of the Day

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My favorite thing about Julianne Hough is that I know girls who have fucked Ryan Seacrest, and she fucked Ryan Seacrest, she publicly dated Ryan Seacrest and he’s a fucking cocaine loving anal sex loving small penis womanizing terror…who likely spoiled her because he’s richer than god for selling his soul to the devil…but also likely destroyed her ass…nothing she’s not used to – just ask her homo sexual, incesty brother…

She’s got a hot body…

TO SEE HER FIT BODY IN A FITNESS GEAR CLICK HERE

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day

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Ashley Smith is some big titty Texan who used to interact with me on social media, then her career happened and broke my heart…and every time I look at her big tits in a photoshoot I think of our glory days, the time we were young and free and not having sex with each other.. because she was having sex with people in bands, with money, in the scene….and not me…we weren’t even friends…but we could have been and that in and of itself makes my insides cry….and reminds me just how much a loser I am…even opportunist models who fuck rich guys don’t want me…

Here she is in a stupid not funny but trying to be funny because models need to feel like they have more to offer in a bikini video….

Posted in:Ashley Smith|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Dakota Johnson Topless Tanning of The Day

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I don’t find Dakota Johnson hot or interesting, I’m sure she’s fine, but she’s just so average looking and boring looking, it doesn’t due her third generation spoiled Hollywood brat justice…

She’s filming 50 Shades of Grey’s Anatomy…because she’s a survivor…a true story of overcoming adversity….and the struggles and challenges of being third generation Hollywood.

You know she could have tried to be an instagram model, but she’s too old, she could have died of a heroin overdose at 15 or 16, because being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter, Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren’s granddaughter, is enough to make her rich and annoying…

But I guess she’s still rich and annoying, but likes to keep busy while following or continuing the family scam as the third generation vapid, self involved, “Actress”…

She’s managed to break down that really big wall we call the barrier of entry into Hollywood, by becoming her own name getting in 50 Shades of Grey….we call the struggle of being family friends with producers, casting agents, directors, and having gone to school with all of them…

Either way, she’s tanning topless in the new movie, the sequel. Racy.

50 year old women who work as Walmart greeters and who soaked their panties reading these books in their shitty small town trailer park homes…are probably dripping to see this….everyone deserves to cum sometimes, you just happen to take that to the extreme with your chronic masturbation. It’s the only thing you got going for you.

Posted in:Dakota Johnson|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Bella Thorne Dick Suck Face on Snapchat of the Day

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Here’s some shameless video of Bella Thorne in a car making dick sucking motions – knowing she’s making dick sucking motions – pretending she’s not making dick sucking motions – because she’s not a pervert – she’s an 18 year old child star who people fucking love because she looks like a 40 year old Tranny and Tranny is in right now…

Or maybe you prefer some Shameless video of her stuffing her face with noodles, because she has no table manners, she doesn’t need table manners, her parents let her do anything she wanted – as long as she made it to set -since she was their golden child, their Lohan, they’re last hope to never work again after packing up the van and moving the LA to make this happen for them…and MAKE IT HAPPEN THEY DID…thanks to florida work ethic and drive / hooking…

OR maybe you like seeing her dance…

I don’t hate Bella Thorne, I actually think she’s lovely, funny and almost mocking the industry – because it’s dumb – while being part of the industry, and monetizing the industry while having fun within the industry and her body is banging…so keep up the good work….

Here she is eating her co-star –

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN ROME CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day

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Yesterday….I posted pictures of Adriana Lima in a bikini while in Mykonos for one of her model sister’s retirement party/ where her model sister was securing her retirement package by marrying a billionaire…something other models never miss because they love a good party, they are models…and more importantly they like seeing the less famous Brazilians come out on top financially due to love…it reminds them of the Brazilian sex trade they escaped but still touch on because modeling is hooking..

Well, my friends at Mykonos TV got some amazing footage, not from a critical point of view, you know because I’m a film historian / art critic / have the natural ability to spot talent and good production value…being an uneducated hater of all things….

But because it’s authentic paparazzi, it’s some dude getting 100 feet away from her and sneaking a video on his phone while she splashes around all boring as fuck….but still in a bikini..

It’s the creepy shot stealing that MAKE me feel alive….in a world of zero authenticity, everything posed, nothing organic or just happening…even snapchat – designed to be live action – is posed and people take 40 snaps before posting the perfect one…

We are surrounded by lies…but one thing that is real…is that Lima is Aging..oh and that she’s at the beach in Mykonos being filmed unsuspected…brilliant!

VIDEO ONE!

VIDEO TWO!

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