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2016

24

Mar

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini of the Day

I hate cellulite, it repulses me and I don’t fuck with girls who have it, probably part of the reason why I only fuck meth addicts…the other part of the reason being how affordable they are, and how tasty their scabs are…..

My favorite thing about Tulisa Contostavlos, despite popular belief, is not her cellulite ridden ass, that she has managed to shrink down a little into looking like some round thing bouncing is still cellulite ridden….

My favorite thing about Tulisa is her dirty blow job video she released a few years ago when she was a “rapper” and looking for attention that she got from Simon Cowell, cuz he could relate and appreciate her dick sucking moves, as he used a lot of the same ones on Seacrest OUT.

It’s too bad that her machine got it erased from the internet, before landing her on TV, to become a host, because I think it’d be a nice support to justify why I’m posting her bikini pics…

But I know I’ve still seen her suck black cock, no matter how she spins it…and that makes this better.

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Posted in:SFW|Tulisa Contostavlos

2016

24

Mar

Selena Gomez Plays Piano in a Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez made a throwback to what she calls a “a sweet, small house in TX”…

She’s a vapid, American, materialistic commodity that likes consuming things she doesn’t need as much as she likes consuming things we don’t need so that she can help a team of people who created her live in “massive, 20 million dollar, Los Angeles area houses”…

She’s the spoiled brat who walks into a house like this and strips down into a bathing suit by the piano, because that’s what everyone wears when playing the piano, especially Elton John, being all “this is so cute, what a cute home, I’m so cute, do I look fat in this stupid fucking picture, where’s the tennis courts and screening room”..because she would never sleep there or spend more than she had to there…she just had to find a storyline to post her ass on a wooden bench in boots to make her seem less eager, thirsty, attention seeking than her chubby fake dying of a terminal disease ass is…

I’m not complaining, I just know she is the root of all evil…or a product of all evil…either way – EVIL…

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Mar 24, 2016 at 12:58am PDT

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

23

Mar

Anastasia Ashley Wears Shorts Shorts and Restaurants Don’t Like It of the Day

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My friend, pro surfer Anastasia Ashley was just asked to cover up in a restaurant for wearing shorts that are too short. These are the shorts…

If you support a woman’s right to wear whatever shorts she wants and think her shorts are fine because you like short shorts call 949-718-0188 and asked for manager Serina and let her know…

Shorts are never too short…and being oppressive to women over their outfit choices…is up on some pretty woman discrimination shit…and we can’t be having that in this modern day free world…especially when her ass is FIRE!!

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2016

23

Mar

Old and Sloppy Jessica Alba Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

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There comes a time (30) in every woman’s life where she turns 30…and it is all down hill from there…that’s probably why they all start having kids at that age, because even without the kids, they start to get sloppy, their stomachs start to bloat and expand, maybe to make them feel like they aren’t prime pussy anymore so that they breed, or to warm men that they aren’t prime pussy or that fertile anymore so the risk of knocking them up after unprotected sex after meeting them at an N Sync reunion concert are lower, but they’re probably the age where they’d flip the condom out and fuck themselves with the cum trying to get pregnant even if you were protected, not that anyone is protected, all in efforts to put the body to use before it implodes, or I guess explodes…from the screaming uterus…and hormones producing fat cells..

So, Alba, who is over 30, realizes this, and has the odds against her being all Mexican and shit, which if you know Mexicans, and I don’t because I am Mexican in Canada, but I went to a Mexican resort once, they all end up neckless and sloppy…and not just from eating too many corn tortillas…but because of that mean 30…

What I am saying is this girl goes to the gym everyday all day, and still has a gut hanging over her bikini shorts, while on Vacation from her rough job of being on Vacation for a lie of a brand called HONEST she’s honorary CEO of, because it makes her feel smart and makes the brand people have something to promote with..

All this to say…old, sloppy, mom or not..I mean those stretch marked tits look like a fucking burn victim, but I still wonder if she ever takes it up the ass, cuz girl looks pregnant again.

Jesus – I just took a closer look at her shattered tits…what the fuck..

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

23

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Shitty Topless Pic and Other Attention Seeking of the Day

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I can’t go a day without posting on this Bella Thorne “actress”…who is working as a social media whore by promoting her rockin’ body she’s at the gym everyday to get..and what I guess look like fake tits, not that it matters..it’s just what this video is tellng me…

Just a little walk for yah 😉 follow me on snap for some crazy ass videos 🙂

I like the winky face, we get it, you like to be shameless in your self promotion because you love yourself and it is working out pretty well…so have fun with it..

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Mar 22, 2016 at 3:06pm PDT

Well apparently, she’s starting to snap nude pics she censors with emoji too (top pic)…and I support actors trying to take the power back from the social media influencers we can assume will no longer exist eventually, when marketers realize they are just lame, talentless, boring people who know digital marketing, and how to engage people, which I guess means they are going no where, and the actors will be obsolete, while thee influencers become what the AVON lady is…

Not that it matters, what matters is that I still think she’s 40.

Here she is holding hands with her friends to get you into believing she’s a lesbian or into threesomes like most girls are..

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

23

Mar

Xenia Deli Hot Model Lingerie of the Day

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Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…in her panties…not that she’s Jewish because she’s from Eastern Europe / former USSR, where the Jewish had to denounce being Jewish otherwise they would get killed off…

She is and owns the best meat sandwich I want dripping off my face when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties I would take off with my mouth, and she’d probably let me, since despite being one of the hottest, she’s never quite make it like her sex working sisters Irina Shayk…and all other Russian models…I have no idea why, especially with the name Xenia…you’d think nerds everywhere would buy into this…like I have…not that I ever feel like a nerd, I’m more of the coolest person wherever I go while everyone else are fucking losers, who looks homeless and unshowered so I keep it on the downlow..

Not that this is about it, it’s not, it’s about perfection in the form of this deli meat…

These pics are for something called “Design Scene”…

TO SEE HER IN SHITTY CATALOG LINGERIE PICS ,A HREF=”http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=78145″ TARGET=”_BLANK”> CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Xenia Deli

2016

23

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Shitty Big Girl Erotica of the Day

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I posted some of these already – but the rest have been released….and they are terrifying…

Ireland Baldwin is a monster, I htink her dad actually called her a pig, but she was young it was pre-puberty, and he was on the right track..probably the most honest thing he’s ever done, considering he’s a huge actor she leverages like all these other famous girls leverage their families, to get ahead as “models”…pretty much making a mockery of the modeling industry which to me was already a joke and required no talent, but the LOL in all of this, is that despite how hard she’s been at it, and how long she’s been at it, she hasn’t been able to convert it into her own fame and fortune, but rather, she’ll always be Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s very big daughter who looks more like a Baldwin than a Bassinger…and not in a good way…because Bassigner was hot AND Ireland is only hot to people into Trannies, or people like me who like broken, identity crisis rich girls getting half naked trying to find themselves…when not in rehab due to their sadness..

No – She’s not HEATHER LOCKLEAR’S DAUGHTER AVA DOING THE SAME TRYING TO GET FAMOUS IN A BIKINI WEIRDNESS but she should be..

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2016

23

Mar

Chloe Grace for Complex of the Day

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I don’t find Chloe Grace Moretz exciting, hot, amazing, the future, inspiring, interesting or really anything at all…

I don’t think about Chloe Grace Moretz in anything I do ever in my actual life…and seeing pics of her looking like a very average 18 year old, even if she’s booked movies and had a lot of weird dudes like her tween pre-pubescent comic book star character in Kickass, or whatever that movie was a little too much, that they are staying loyal to her as she ages terribly, even though she’s just 18 and that shouldn’t count as “aging”…because they feel guilty that they jerked off to her at 14 and figure if they jerk off to her at 18, they aren’t are creepy…but they are as creepy..

She’s in Complex a Magazine that broke up with me after an 8 year relationship, because no one likes to support a guy who makes jokes to make people feel uncomfortable…

But I’ll steal their pics they put together in memory of the glory days that they featured me in a magazine and paid me for traffic when they needed it as they merged from PRINT to DIGITAL…

Thanks for the memories and for pulling away my revenue to try to make me go bankrupt you jerks. NO love “FAM”…(that’s gangster talk the white jewish people at Complex like to use to seem legit to the black people they pretend to market to, despite being read by 90 percent white 15 year old dudes”….

VIDEO

Posted in:Chloe Grace|SFW

2016

23

Mar

Michaela Schaefer’s Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

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Micaela Schaefer is some 45 year old German attention whore who pretends she’s a model, but who really is just someone in the scene enough to get invited to red carpet events the paparazzi are at, where she can always where’s ridiculous half naked or full naked outfits….to get in the press…

She’s progressively gone darker and weirder and more naked, it’s the German way, over the years she’s been barely famous, but now, she’s had her nipples cut into hearts on her terrifying fake tits, and it’s fucking weird…

But then again, I think she’s really captured what is important in life…having fun…for the sake of getting attention…that may make you famous, at least to people with weird german fetishes..

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Posted in:Michaela Schaefer|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Kristin Cavallari’s Milking Herself of the Day

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Here’s some Kristin Cavallari posting a breast milking picture on the internet because she’s a mom, with tit milk, who breast feeds, and that needs to be celebrated in this oppressive social media world we live in, because social media thinks breast feeding is porn, and I guess it kind of is because you get to see nipple when it happens, but the whole baby latching kinda takes away from the boner…because of the whole baby and anyone who is breast feeding erotica loving…is straight up weird…like me.

Fascinating…for someone from the Hills, this is all she’s got going for her…

In more interesting – totally irrelevant cunt news, here’s Chelsea Handler trying to get some attention – FULLY NUDE…