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Archive for the Shopping Category

2009

23

Jun

Katie Price Shopping in Mesh of the Day

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Katie Price was still in Ibiza this past weekend and she decided to go shopping in what seems to be the most useless dress in the history of fuckin’ dresses, I mean as far as dresses for functionality go, because I am sure you could find a whole lot of uses for this shit, whether, putting it on yourself and dancing in front of the mirror with nothing but a boner poking thru the shit, or if you’re lookin’ for easier access on girl you rape, but I just see there being no point to this shit, other than to tell the world that you’re like a tacky trashy pair of panties, with lacy frills on the side and herpes streak marks on the inside, only the real life human version.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Shopping

2009

17

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Done Gone Shopping of the Day

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Here’s Lohan shopping with her own little hype man who wears his Lohan hoodie so people know who they’re dealing with, not that someone like Lohan really goes under the radar, but you can never been too sure during this recession.

The reality is that she’s probably shopping with her little brother, and I think she looks amazing, I am not a fan of showering or washing my hair during the summer, because it clears out seats on the bus for me to travel in luxury, like if I had my very own car, which would be nice, except for that whole DUI shit I never dealt with, because I don’t like doing day to day errands, that happened years ago and that now I have to redo driving lessons and shit to get my shit back, which is even more work than day to day errands, and it’s not that big of a deal, because at least on the bus, I get to creep out girls.

Speaking of creeping out girls, hey Lohan, I’m coming for you, literally.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping

2009

06

May

Rihanna Goes Shopping with her Cleavage of the Day

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You beat your woman for being a little slut who gets up in your business to teach her a fucking lesson, to let her know her place in the world, to explain the nature of things, that man is the boss strictly because the man can choke you out and before there were laws to ruin that for us, we were in complete control of the situation.

Now, a bitch can just get a restraining order and fuck off to the fuckin’ mall, dressed like a whore about to get on stage to dance for money, like you never beat her at all.

I hope these pictures secure to Chris Brown that dude’s a fuckin’ amateur spousal abuser. He’s gotta step up his game next time around, you know, so bitch don’t fuckin’ stray so that showin’ off a freedom that she should never have been allowed to have won’t be a fuckin’ issue.

Posted in:Rihanna|Shopping

2009

22

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Still the Star in my Eyes of the Day

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I love this security guard in this video, maybe it’s because I hate the paparazzi, but it’s probably because the dude is cool. He’s telling the scummy paparazzi to fuck off and when they tell him he’s taking his job too seriously, he keeps telling them to fuck off.

There’s no way you or anyone can really respect the asshole paparazzi with their cameras, sure I use their pictures all the time, but that doesn’t mean I think they are good at taking pictures or that I think shit is an honorable career, they are fucking theifs who try to rip everyone off with their shitty pictures and insane prices and they even killed Princess Diana.

Either way, I was walking my dog and he made friends with this emo kid. I’m talking skinny jeans, funny mohawk, artist t-shirt, who was probably in his early 20s. I was thinking to myself that shit is way too androngynous nowadays, like that dude really looks like a girl and when I asked his name and he told me it was Melanie, I still didn’t catch on to the fact that I was talking to a fuckin’ girl. I only realized while walking away what I just experienced and I am still confused about the whole thing.

Here are some pictures of a sexy Lohan sunglass shopping. People say she’s too skinny, but let me remind you, there is no such thing as too skinny, there is however such thing as too fat and unfortunately, I’m sitting next to her right now….

BONUS – Don’t pay any attention to Ali Lohan’s tight little shorts cameltoe, girl’s only 15 dude….I’m in Canada…14 is Legal…Not that I’d ever do a 14 year old…I’m just saying, we may not get Hulu, but we do get prime teen pussy….right….

Posted in:Ali Lohan|Cameltoe|Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Skinny

2009

31

Mar

Jaime Pressly Buying Panties of the Day

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I’ve spent many afternoons when I had nothing better to do, or even when I did have better things to do, sitting in or outside of an underwear store, you know window shopping, and by window shopping I mean following girls I wanted to fuck around to see what their little slut hands grabbed onto, because there is nothing hotter than watching them play out whether the sheer thong is going to make their ass look good and trying to figure out what they are planning on wearing it for, because even the most conservative girl has a naughty pair of panties, and I like to be the guy creepin on them when they buy it. The only mistake I’ve made with this hobby is overstaying my welcome and being banned from the store for offering my expert opinion or my help for trying anything on…

So seeing Jaime Pressly buying panties hits close to home and I like it.

Posted in:Jaime Pressly|Panties|Shopping

2009

26

Mar

Kathy Griffin and Paris Hilton Publicity Stunt that Worked of the Day

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I generally don’t discriminate when it comes to pussy, unless that pussy belongs to Kathy Griffin. There is really nothing hot about her, except maybe her fire pussy, but that’s just not enough for me. Maybe it’s because she’s ugly, but I’ve fucked ugly girls, I think it’s got more to do with her comedy, or whatever the fuck it is that she does that involves her making fun of her shitty career as a dlister and pretty much shamelessly compromise any integrity she may have left.

So she did some publicity stunt with Paris Hilton, where they went shopping, she flashed her panties and there are even pics of her in a bikini that I am not paying for, they tipped up the paparazzi, because they are both on a sinking ship and like the movie Titanic, this is them trying to hold onto the floating piece of boat while a rich fat pig of a woman doesn’t share with them and watches them freeze to death…if you know what I mean.

I don’t know what that reference was, don’t try to look into it too much motherfucker….

Here’s the video of them hanging out, I didn’t bother watching it, so I don’t know if they panty flash was caught on tape but I really hope it was….

Posted in:Kathy Griffin|Panty Flash|Paris Hilton|Publicity Stunt|Shopping

2009

13

Mar

Oh Shit…Kim Kardashian Shopping….WTF…OMG….of the Day

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Guess what….Kim Kardashian went shopping because her whore ass has nothing better to do with all the money that came fuckin’ easy for her because she had a rich father who died, a whore mother who worked the wallet fuckin’ proper and who had no fucking problem getting fucked and pissed on on camera, something I don’t think is that big of a deal and tell girls over and over again, that everyone fucks and if they don’t they want to be fucking, and sice I’m not getting up in you, I might as well join in with the guy who is, via video, because I’d rather have that than nothing….that lead to her own show and more money that she can use on all the designer shit she needs along with approval from the public so I guess this post is about saying that instead of hating Kim Kardashian, we should take some fuckin’ notes, cuz her life is better than yours….and for someone who looks like she behinds the counter of a donut shop, that’s saying a lot and really who gives a fuck….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Shopping|Tits

2009

27

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Buys More Pantyhose of the Day

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I guess Lohan didn’t prepare for her rushed, random trip to the UK by bringing enough pantyhose, who knows maybe she has a place there that has the best fucking pantyhose in the fucking world and was the whole reason for her trip to the UK, you know since that’s pretty much all this whore wears, but the reason for this is medical and not for fashion, because if she doesn’t wear them, her pussy will fall out. It’s just that rotten.

On a side note, she still hasn’t died, so the death watch goes on another day, but here are her crew having a Smokin’ Party and I wish I was invited…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Pantyhose|Shopping

2009

16

Feb

Lindsay Lohan and Her See Through Shirt Shopping of the Day

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Lohan tells people I am her stalker. That makes me laugh because I never really bother with her because she’s pretty much useless to me, but if it makes her feel more important and it feeds her cocaine fueled insanity and paranoia, that’s ok with me, because anything that puts her over the edge is a good thing.

I wrote her this message on Facebook the other day, it’s not very funny but I am going to post it anyway.

why are you so crazy?

I met a bi-polar schizophrenic dude this weekend and he reminded me of you. He was erratic and grabbing random girl’s tits like a fucking mad man, he took a bite out of a cheese wheel and kept asking a 50 year old if her pussy still got wet. It was amazing, except for the fact that he wouldn’t leave the party, ended up angry and trying to choke out random people like he was Chris Brown. Dude was 30 and looked about 80, with sunken cheeks, ratty white hair, yellow eyes, and malnourished chain smoking body and a weathered face so he was easy to take outside. We named him Lohan.

Why do you always fight with ronson in public?

maybe you need to step the fuck back and realize you aren’t as important as you think you are, and those petty things you freak out about because you are crazy is fucking crazy and a waste of everyone’s time, even the publics’.

I get that you’re bored, you don’t work, you’re not really a lesbian and a drug addict, that shit is frustrating, but you are all kinds of angry and crazy and damaged and you need to take it down a fucking notch because it annoys me.

Lower the fucking intensity, smoke some weed or take some sedatives or something, move out of LA, move to a Villa in Mexico or Thailand or Costa Rica, live a simple life with a pool and the sun and fucking pineapples and coconuts and shit growing in your backyard and leave us alone.

You scare me, just the way you randomly communicate with me is fucking nuts, I can’t imagine what you’re like with people you actually do know, but I know that if you weren’t a second rate child star no one cares about, and lived a normal fucking life, acting the way you do would get you put the fuck away by now.

The only reason you have friends or people around you that let you get away with acting like a spoiled cunt is because you finance their fucking lives, they are on payroll and they need you to pay their mortgages or some shit. You are all alone.

Much love, the guy you think is your stalker,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

PS – You Looked amazing last night when I was hiding in your closet watching you take that massive coke shit. It almost got me hard.

That was stupid and I don’t know why I bothered, now here are some pictures of her filling to void shopping for her skinny ass in a see through shirt….whore….

BONUS – The Lohan and Ronson V Day Fight that forced them to cancel a very important club appearance….in Lohan’s Circus Tent of a Vagina….

Another Bonus – Lohan Checking Out Girls who Actually Work and Charlotte Ronson’s Fashion Show…..

An actual bonus….with some crazy cleavage pics because there’s nothing like a skinny girl with fat fucking tits….it’s defies nature and I freaks like that….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through|Shopping

2009

05

Feb

Rihanna and Her Hot Legs Ignore the Paparazzi of the Day

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To think just a couple years ago, Rihanna would have been the annoying local you see when you go to all inclusive resorts soliciting you on the beach. Whether she was peddling pictures, local artifacts or crafts, or her vagina, you know that there was no white person she ignored. Now that she’s famous, she’s out being selective about who she talks to and despite the paparazzi being the scum of the fucking earth, they are the same people she’d approach and follow around when they were in town to shoot a celebrity who was in Barbados hoping to get some coverage or even a couple of dollars to feed her family a few years ago. Fame has ruined her.

Here are her legs.

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna|Shopping