2008
16
Sep
I don’t know if these Britney tit pics are old or not, I don’t even know if I’ve posted them before or not, but I am posting them again because I have nothing better to do and because Britney Spears’ crazy tits even if they are old, tired, used up and medicated are better than no tits.
Posted in:Britney Spears|Tits
2008
16
Sep
So here is Lohan continuing her research for a future role as a lesbian by being in this indentity crisis mess that she is in by pretending she’s a lesbian to the public and possibly to herself because she never had a real father figure growing up and all the men she’s been involved with have wronger her and Samantha Ronson is the closest thing she can get to a support system as Lohan finds herself and I think the whole thing is a lie. What is not a lie is that I emailed Ronson because I heard Lohan was hosting a party in Canada and I wanted to go, not because I thought I’d have the power to bring Lohan back to the cock-side, truth is I have a hard enough time trying to convince the dirties slut of sluts, the kind who bangs endless amounts of men, to let me up inside her and the odd time that I do convince that kind of girl to let me up in them, they usually reform and decide to straighten out their lives. I am like the reality check that makes girls ask themselves what the fuck they are doing to themselves and bring the point home that this is no life worth living, so in being disgusting, I also save lives, so I am a modern day hero, at least that’s what I tell myself.
Either way, Ronson never emailed me back, so I didn’t go to the party, I couldn’t get in and wouldn’t get in, but here are some pics of Lohan and her lesbian tits at some Ugly Betty thing which is appropriate because she looks pretty fuckin’ ugly.
Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Tits
2008
12
Sep
Some people say Jews are worthless people that are always out to make a dollar. I say Jews aren’t worthless at all because in their quest to make a dollar they run big businesses, they are doctors and they are lawyers and politicians helping people and run Hollywood and Fashion Industries entertaining people, but I will say that Jewish girls are generally not hot, so when I see a seemingly worthless girl, not because she is a Jew but because she doesn’t do anything worthwhile and who happens to be Jewish look as good as Michelle Trachtenberg does in these pics, I realize that she does have worth to whoever the fuck is fuckin’ her because I know I like what I am seeing.
Maybe it is just because compared to every Jewish girl I’ve met, she doesn’t look like a rat-faced monster and I am just excited that finally someone has broken down my preconceived notions, but in my preconceived notons defense, Jewish girls aren’t hot, it is just smoke and mirrors.
The same smoke and mirrors Michelle Trachtenberg is trying to use by hanging out with supermodels because despite being a hot Jewish girl she realizes that she can’t be a supermodel but does everything in her power to hang out with them, including going to their events, in hopes to be hotter by association, it’s that Jewish drive and ambition and keen business sense shining through in her marketing of herself and showing off them tits.
Here she is with Maria Sharapova at Fashion Week
Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg|Tits
2008
09
Sep
If you are wondering why I haven’t posted today, it’s because I went out drinking last night and thought today was Saturday. I was wrong and only realized now. I mean I set my alarm but it never went off because I don’t have an alarm clock to set. I mean my dog ate my homework….The truth is that I did go out, I did get drunk, I did sleep in at the hospital and I woke up to a power failure that was my asshole that crapped out on me last night and bled all over a McDonald’s floor and I could have died like I was Amy Winehouse.
The whole thing was pretty frustrating, but not as frustrating as Amy Winehouse cock teasing me with those big ol’ jew tits that are on the verge of death and her sexy toothless crackhead face that I’d have no problem paying 5 dollars to put all over my balls but she hasn’t realized that she’s not too good for that yet, and probably never will. One of life’s great tragedies is that she is a crackwhore who got away…..
These are pictures of her at a concert this weekend.
Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits|Uncategorized
2008
08
Sep
Lindsay Lohan is a good lesbian, she doesn’t wear bras anymore, despite having massive tits, which is something I’m into right now, but won’t be when she’s a 40 year old lesbian and not just a 21 year old lesbian who looks 40, with tits that hang down to her gut who and who doesn’t wear bras, has a shaved head, rocks some flannel and some construction boots and who loves getting fucked with Dolphin shaped dildoes because penis is the fucking enemy, not that I’ll be alive, or that Lohan will still be a dyke then, but you get what I am saying, even though I don’t.
She stood by her girlfriend at her girlfriends sister’s fashion show proving that this relationship is a good publicity stunt for the whole family, not that she’s actually in a relationship, it’s all just speculation and lies and that pisses me off, so until I see a video of them going lickin’ each other’s assholes, I don’t buy this for a second and will just think of this whole Lohan Ronson thing is a bad joke, because those bitches are playing the media probably a lot harder than they are playing each other’s vaginas.
Speaking of bad jokes, I was stuck on a bus the other day because I wanted to visit a friend of mine who lived outside of town and I don’t have a car. I didn’t realize that there was some kind of construction going on that turned this 30 minute ride into a 2 hour long painful experience, I was sitting in front of some dude who was with some really busty skinny chick who I assume was his girlfriend. The entire ride he kept making bad jokes and observations of shit going on while trying to drop his one liners that were fuckin’ killing me. Every time he would speak, I’d just shake my head in disapproval. He said shit like “what’s a surfer say when he has diarrhea? Squirts Up” and the hot chick he was with would just laugh and laugh….he said shit like “What’s a Chinese guy’s favorite kind of tea? Kar-a-tea” and she was roaring, while I knew that a Chinese person’s favorite tea was Green Tea, thanks to all it’s healing properties and just wanted to punch him in the face for being a fuckin’ loser and cunt punch his girl for humoring him just to see what her box felt like.
I guess that doesn’t matter, but here are those pics of Lohan who is showing off her tits and according to rumors, knows exactly what Sam Ronson’s box feels like.
Bonus that’s Not Really a Bonus – Lohan at the VMA red carpet, lookin’ pretty fuckin’ horrible.
Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Tits|Uncategorized
2008
05
Sep
I was walking down the street and saw a group of highschool girls in highschool uniforms gossiping like the bitches they looked like. They were going off about how one of them got an abortion and how she’s such a slut for not telling them and I had no choice but to stop and listen because it was really fuckin’ hot, what isn’t hot is the fact that Halle Berry didn’t have an abortion, but at least she has tits to show for her disgusting pregnancy..
Posted in:Halle Berry|Tits
2008
05
Sep
I walked into some comedy show wasted a few months ago and it fucking sucked, before this dude Russel Brand got on stage. Sure his Amy Winehouse hair and jeans tighter than your asshole before you discovered you liked what how it felt when you started shoving thngs in your ass, threw me off a little, but he was legitimately funny. He had a good energy, vocabulary and his jokes were just smater than all the other comedians despite only being able to understand half of them. I told the girl I was with that he was going to be famous, and he told me he already was in the UK and worked at MTV. She said he had some kind of heroin addiction and now he was going Hollywood and I was surprised because normally the talent Hollywood picks up from overseas sucks.
He will be hosting the VMAs this weekend, the same VMAs that rejected press access for me, and if I cared enough and owned a TV, I’d consider watching it, but probably not to see this jackass use the same jokes I’ve already heard him use, but to see Christina in Britney’s shadow one more time, 15 years after being in her shadow started, like some kind of reunion because in case you haven’t heard, Britney is opening the show and based on these promo shots, I guess Aguilera will be playing the show, but we don’t really care about her, we just care about her beauty secrets, because deep down inside we all wish we could pull off this Asian, busty whore look. Seriously, she looks like a different person than she was, maybe it’s just a stand in and she’s off on the beach somewhere, but they say it’s really her and I guess we have no choice but to blame the jews because her jew Plastic Surgeons did this to her after she married a Jew and had its Jew baby. I’d still fuck her pregnancy gut at cum all over her stretchmarks but that’s just because I liked her at one time and can’t turn my back on her now that God has, not to mention those new eyes of her would help me play out my Vietnam war vetran fantasies of raping small jungle villages, the big fake titty, Hollywood version.
Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Tits|VMAS
2008
04
Sep
Christina Aguilera is the kind of wife who you walk in on taking a pregnancy test, even though you haven’t fucked her the last 4 months because she can’t stomach your big monkey face and uses her pregnancy as a solid excuse that you believe and it’s okay because your big monkey face has been too busy trying to make money to keep her around a little longer because you know she is out of your league and you have a deep rooted fear that one day she will wake up the fuck up and ask herself what the hell she’s doing with a big monkey faced motherfucker like yourself and not having money will probably make that happen sooner than later, because money seems to be a pretty solid blinder.
So when you ask her why the fuck she’s taking a pregnancy test after not having sex with you for 4 months and she comes up with some silly excuse about how she masturbated wearing your her underwear that you’ve been jerking off on the last 4 months because you like lacey things since they are pretty and smell like this popstar’s cunt, but part of you just has trouble believing her because along with the rest of the world, you know she’s a slut.
Either way, here she is in a see through top and leggings, rockin’ her fake tits, fake hair, made up face and husband that’s gotta be fake, because I just can’t believe this union is real.
Posted in:Bra|Christina Aguilera|See Through|Tits
2008
03
Sep
I liked Christina Aguilera when she was tight bodied, bright faced and ready to take on the world when she was just Genie in the Bottle at 17 years old. Maybe I am drawn to teenage innocence, but I think I’m just not into haggard pornstar lookin’ chicks, because I know they have serious daddy issues, not that daddy issues are a bad thing, they are probably 95% of the reason I’ve ever had sex, but when admiring a pussy from afar, I am not down with fake tits and knowing she was flat chested and felt inadequate and bought herself a set of tits, really makes me hate her personality, mainly because every fake titty chick I know shows off their tits like they are a new hat because they aren’t really part of them but are something they bought, but for some reason I’ve never seen Aguilera’s shit bare. She should work on that.
Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Tits
2008
29
Aug
Vida Guerra is the first slut I can remember who made a name for herself because of her fat ass. I know J.Lo was some kind of fat assed pioneer or some shit, but at least she backed her ass up with her song and dance and acting career that lead to her high profile celebrity cock-riding, while Vida Guerra was just some nobody that had some pictures sent into FHM or some other men’s magazine by her boyfriend and that lead to cover after cover and Top 100 lists everywhere, making her a staple ass guys jerked off to….the good news is that whatever money she made allowed her to afford the set of tits she dreamed about as a little immigrant girl in her poor immigrant household because a girl with a big McDonald’s eating ass is always out of wack without a set of big ol’ titties. It’s nice to see that her money and career have kept her classy as she wears a subtle black dress to an event, I hear it’s the same dress she wore to her father’s funeral.
Posted in:Ass|Fake|Tits|Vida Guerra