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2007

24

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am drunk…Here Are My links….

Some Chick Named Erin is Sexy and Single in a Bikini in Video
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Nicole Richie is Pregnant in Jail
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Some Chick Named Cora Skinner Posing in Her Underwear
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Never invite Fat People To Your Inflatable Pool….Video You’ll Love…
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Big Woman Slips and Falls V ideo
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Whose Boobs are these? Highschool Musical Edition
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Brooke Hogan Dressed Like a Hooker at Some Event
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Watch Out Who You Trust Video
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Hilary Duff’s Pussy Flash That I don’t Think Is a Pussy Flash…
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Some Girl Eats a Tomato Worm
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To
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Hayden Panettiere EW Shoot Video
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Japanese Fear Factor Insanity
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Throwback to Jenna Jameson’s Implants that are No More
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren on the Beach..Not as Hot as it Could Be…
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Teri Hatcher’s Got Some Hard Nipples
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Throwback Jessica Simpson in Sexy Stockings
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Some Danish Teen Strips at Scool
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Britney Spears’ New Song…Probably a Fake….
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Lohan Gets 1 Day in Jail
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Flesh Flicks – One on One (Plus One More) Mentoring
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Vomit Art is Fecal Art But Different
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Lohan Issued this Statement
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Beyonce’s Younger Lesser-Known Sister
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Melissa Satta’s Crotch Shot…I Don’t Know Who She Is…But Now I Know What Her Mound Looks Like
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Some Hyper Active Kid Going Mental at the Pool
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Heidi Klum’s Bare Ass in Arena Magazine
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Maria Sharapova Lookin’ Hot for Nike
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Lohan’s Sister Snuck Out and Stole a Car and Got in an Accident and is 13…Amazing…
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Drew Barrymore Hangs Out With A Bum
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Britney May Kidnap Her Kids
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Some Gymnastics Action
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Jessica Biel in FHM France
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The Obama Girl is Going to Be Doing Playboy
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Hilary Scott Rides the Sybian for Howard Stern
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Some Slutty Girls at the Mall
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Some Chick Named Miranda Kerr For Victoria’s Secret
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Columbian Reality TV is AMAZING..Japanese TV…Not So Much…
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Some Shaved Blond Chick Masturbating
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Some Victoria Beckham Topless Pics..
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Topless Car Wash Prank Video
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Hot Ass Exercise Video
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Some Hullahoop Dancing Video
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David Hasselhoff Sings on TV Last Night
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Eve and Peaches Kissing….
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Car Surfing Gone Bad Video
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Did I post this Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Picture Yet?
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This is an event you can’t attend because you don’t have any game
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Since you don’t have game, you may want to use this spray to get laid…
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2007

23

Aug

I am – Homeless Man's Hairdo of the Day

There is no price on looking good and I have a lot of respect for people who take the time to shower, get their hair done, wax their pussies, wear clean clothes, don’t smell and use all kinds of creams and lotions to make their skin soft. These are the type of people who go to the gym, who have hot friends, who get hired for jobs and who are pretty much living the life. I am unfortunately too fucking lazy to take any part in that. I like sitting, I like sleeping, I don’t love showers, I’d rather spend my money on booze than on haircuts, I don’t shave and I don’t work out….People say I am living the stereotype, but thankfully there are people like this dude who break down those preconceived notions and barriers and says “just because I’m homeless doesn’t mean I can’t look good”.

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Homeless Man’s Hairdo of the Day

There is no price on looking good and I have a lot of respect for people who take the time to shower, get their hair done, wax their pussies, wear clean clothes, don’t smell and use all kinds of creams and lotions to make their skin soft. These are the type of people who go to the gym, who have hot friends, who get hired for jobs and who are pretty much living the life. I am unfortunately too fucking lazy to take any part in that. I like sitting, I like sleeping, I don’t love showers, I’d rather spend my money on booze than on haircuts, I don’t shave and I don’t work out….People say I am living the stereotype, but thankfully there are people like this dude who break down those preconceived notions and barriers and says “just because I’m homeless doesn’t mean I can’t look good”.

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Charlize Theron's Hard Nipples of the Day

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In an act of desperation to find something decent to post today while hung the fuck over, I came across these Charlize Theron pics. Now they aren’t that interesting to look at, but if you really are desperate you’ll look really closely and see some barely there nipple action, but you’re used to being barely there, with your small penis and all.

I think Charlize Theron is hot and I remember learning about her in the 90s in Playboy. The first time I saw her was while taking a shit at some dude’s house who had the Playboy she was in next to the toilet. So despite relating this bitch to taking a mean shit, I did find her amazing to look at and any excuse to throw her up here is good enough for me….

Speaking of desperation, I was at a bar a little while ago and this group of young girls showed up in matching t-shirts. The guy I was with started chatting them up and it turned out that they were launching some shitty clothing line and were totally willing to do anything to get ahead….I told my friend to tell them that he ran a big website and makes people famous everyday and that he’d be able to help them hit it big. My friend decided to tell them that it was a shitty name and moved on with his night by drinking away his pain with me by his side. An hour later, I happened to be next to the girls and this asshole who had been hustling them since we left them was running every ounce of game he could find on them and they weren’t having it. I unfortunately became a prop in his pick-up strategy when he grabbed me and tried ballroom dancing with me. I didn’t know how to react because he was bigger and more drunk than me and because I was never used as a prop to get a bitch in such a homosexual way in my life…but I finally got away from him and the girls thought it was so funny that all four of them left with him. I was used, emasculated and a felt like a fucking fag, but the positive in all this is that my dick doesn’t work so I had little use for them and I couldn’t get turned on by the dude being so close to me so I didn’t have to go home to some unresolved sexuality issues.

Point of all this is that Charlize Theron is the kind of African you racists want to see on all fours…


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2007

23

Aug

I am – Charlize Theron’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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In an act of desperation to find something decent to post today while hung the fuck over, I came across these Charlize Theron pics. Now they aren’t that interesting to look at, but if you really are desperate you’ll look really closely and see some barely there nipple action, but you’re used to being barely there, with your small penis and all.

I think Charlize Theron is hot and I remember learning about her in the 90s in Playboy. The first time I saw her was while taking a shit at some dude’s house who had the Playboy she was in next to the toilet. So despite relating this bitch to taking a mean shit, I did find her amazing to look at and any excuse to throw her up here is good enough for me….

Speaking of desperation, I was at a bar a little while ago and this group of young girls showed up in matching t-shirts. The guy I was with started chatting them up and it turned out that they were launching some shitty clothing line and were totally willing to do anything to get ahead….I told my friend to tell them that he ran a big website and makes people famous everyday and that he’d be able to help them hit it big. My friend decided to tell them that it was a shitty name and moved on with his night by drinking away his pain with me by his side. An hour later, I happened to be next to the girls and this asshole who had been hustling them since we left them was running every ounce of game he could find on them and they weren’t having it. I unfortunately became a prop in his pick-up strategy when he grabbed me and tried ballroom dancing with me. I didn’t know how to react because he was bigger and more drunk than me and because I was never used as a prop to get a bitch in such a homosexual way in my life…but I finally got away from him and the girls thought it was so funny that all four of them left with him. I was used, emasculated and a felt like a fucking fag, but the positive in all this is that my dick doesn’t work so I had little use for them and I couldn’t get turned on by the dude being so close to me so I didn’t have to go home to some unresolved sexuality issues.

Point of all this is that Charlize Theron is the kind of African you racists want to see on all fours…


Related Posts:

Charlize Theron’s Bikini Ass and Dog
Charlize Theron Bikini Pics
Posh Spice has Hard Nipples

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Lindsay Lohan and Rebecca Gayheart are Criminals Who Grocery Shop of the Day

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So one of these girls killed someone or ran someone over or some shit that landed her up against manslaughter charges and the other is slowly killing herself and her career with DUI’s, Drug Possession and Assault charges and both happened to go grocery shopping yesterday, because that’s what people who hate the law do, they pretend to do wholesome things, you know, keeping up appearances by acting like housewives or suburban moms or hired filipino maids when reality is they are just waiting to break the law again, because they’ve got a taste for it and are addicted to the rush…

I once knew this guy who was really into getting stripped on stage at stripclubs, he would go from club to club claiming it was his birthday or bachelor party or whatever else he could think of as a good excuse to be brought on stage with the strippers where the proceeded to strip and humiliate him by spanking him with his belt and making him rock the pole. I never knew whether him wanting to go on stage was weirder than his one friend who payed for him to go on stage every single time and would just sit there watching him wide-eyed like it was the funniest thing he ever saw and like it was a little piece of heaven….

I don’t know what that has to do with these pictures, but I do know that just because he was in a stripclub didn’t mean he was straight, just like how these girls in a grocery store doesn’t mean they’re wholesome….

Rebecca Gayheart – Stay Out of Her Cart’s Way Or She’ll Kill You…Seriously…

Lohan Grocery Shopping – Keep Her Out of the Household Cleaning Products and/or Mouthwash Section – Cuz Bitch Loves Getting High….


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Lohan in a Bikini and Picking Her Wedgie
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Posted in:Ciminals|Grocery Shopping|Lindsay Lohan|Rebecca Gayheart|Unsorted

2007

23

Aug

I am – Throwback Titty Thursday of the Day

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I got this email from the only guy who reads the site and emails pictures on the regular saying:

i’m unemployed again, so i’m just being silly, cause i got nothing better to do, besides go to my local bar and talk to the same idiots about the same shit over and fuckin over.

He attached these pictures of old celebrity tit pics and I decided to make his day by posting them. I like to call this stepDREAMS because it’s a lot like the Make a Wish Foundation – only for perverts and not for retards or terminally ill kids. I like to make losers sitting depressed at home, broke and lonely, lookin’ at their extensive collection of famous bitches topless, dreaming of days that were feel some level of importance, even if my site is a piece of shit no one reads, at least it’s something that may keep them from jumping off the overpass down the street from their mother’s house they never moved out of. ….So here are pictures from a better time….in hopes of better times to come….

I call this Throwback Titty Thursday…I don’t know if they are all real, I know they are all pretty shitty to look at, but I am just trying to save lives here…Cuddles….

Cindy Margolis

Daryll Hannah

Debbie Harry

Demi Moore

Farrah Fawcett

Goldie Hawn

Heather Mills

Julia Louis Dreyfus

Linda Blair

Loni Anderson

Roseanne Barr

Shannon Tweed

Susan Sarandon

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Throwback Mischa Barton Nipple
Throwback to Gwen Stefani’s STD
Throwback Naked Playmate

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Charlie Uchea Nip Slip of the Day

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I am not posting this shit because I know who this slut is, I am posting it because she’s rocking a double tit slip in the same fucking night with the same shit, like a little left tit and a little right tit but not at the same time making me feel like she’s keeping

The reality is that Big Brother cast whores, because whores getting ratings, and without a bitch who is willing to fuck, get naked or whatever else they do on the show, they don’t have much of a fucking show. No one wants to watch a show about a bunch of people who get along, help each other out, spend their days reading, they want smut….and I do too…

I am wondering if It’s one of those chicken or egg situations, like was this bitch a whore before the show, or did the show strip her of all her dignity making her not give a fuck about being naked in public because she’s already been seen naked by the world and by world I mean the UK because that’s where this shit is from. If that’s the case, then we can only hope to seeing her sucking dick in public, masturbating in public, taking a dirty shit in public in the months to come…..she’s just getting warmed up with this tit slip shit.


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Bianca Gascoigne Upskirt
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Some Aiseleyne Horgan-Wallace in Action
Big Brother Vagina Slip of the Day

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Jade Jagger Nude Beach Pictures of the Day

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I once wrote that I loved this bitch, I am not sure why, because she’s in her late 30’s and that’s not usually my style, I like younger fresher meat, but she’s the daughter of Mick and Bianca Jagger and I guess she’s normally hot and has a lot of money, just not so hot when naked on the beach.

I think the funniest thing about this shit is that it reminds me of my life. For some reason whenever I used to convince a drunk girl to get naked for me, or flash me her tits or shows me her box, I always miss it the first time around, like I wasn’t ready for it and when I ask them to do it again they always just think I am some pervert trying to get a second peak even when I am paying them…I remember hooking up an hour with a frigid whore, I didn’t really think shit was possible but bitch would let you bang her but she wanted the lights off, she wanted to do it missionary and she refused to do much more than lie there like you were fucking a scared virgin, only she was a hooker and her pussy wasn’t built like a virgin, it was purchased bad sex and I guess she catered to guys who liked to pretend they were getting with the 50 year old Jewish or Italian wife who never goes down on them, I figure it was either for guys who were still living in their mom’s basement or for husbands who were married to nymph’s and just wanted to feel like their friends for a change…

Either way, this photographer got a naked bitch on the beach, but didn’t get one bit of tit or ass or fuckin’ pussy. I don’t know how that can happen when shit’s not staged because these pictures remind me of every PG movie nude scene and it’s kinda making me mad…


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Posted in:Ass|Jade Jagger|Naked|Naturist|Nude|Nude Beach|Nudist|Pussy|Tits|Unsorted

2007

23

Aug

I am – Anna Faris’ Short Shorts of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anna Faris showing off the apples of her bottom. This is one of my favorite trends in the last few years, because short shorts not only expose vagina definition, but because seeing ass cheeks reminds me of the 70s and those were the good years. The funny thing is that girls of all ages are rockin’ this and the other day I saw a mother daughter short short duo and shit was better than any porn I have seen.

Either way, this bitch has a long list of D-List credits, so I don’t really know who she is. The reality of the entertainment industry is that D-List celebs have it fucking made. They aren’t the center of attention so they can live semi-normal lives with more money than the average asshole in the world and they don’t have to take themselves too seriously because the movies they are in are shit no one will watch expecting an academy award nomination. If some of these girls weren’t D-Listed they’d be strippers.

The funny thing about strippers is that they think they are celebrities. They walk around the club like they are important and like I should be too scared to ask them for a lap dance even though we pay them to get naked and I see them as my employee since I am paying her and last I checked when you paid someone for their time, they were working for you. The funnier thing about strippers is that they actually think they are professional dancers because I know dance and I know that shit wouldn’t fly at my contemporary dance class….I mean, I like tits.

I am not in a contemporary dance class asshole, I was just at a bar the other day and 5 strippers were stripper dancing in the corner like they were Britney Spears and this was her big comeback performance, but they looked like assholes because they were in clothes and there was no pole, but you couldn’t tell them that they were disasters because they insisted dancing was their job…I corrected them by saying getting naked was their job, then 4 big muscle dudes asked me to back off. Motherfuckers.


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