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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2020

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Pussy Stretch of the Day

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I used to say things like Nicole Scherzinger has a dick, her tuck game is strong, but as it turns out, I’m into that…No, I’m not into the tranny thing, that’s always been terrifying to me, I’ve always thought it was unhuman and creepy, even from my early years working at a porn company….it will never be normalized to me and it will always be something closet case dick lovers are into….taking the woman out of the porn when the woman is the best part of the porn…while referring to chicks with dicks as the woman in porn…is really just gay porn..

Anyway, I don’t think that the hard faced / hard bodied show girl, pussy cat doll, the most successful stripper dancer in the world, is actually a tranny….but girl definitely has high testosterone, her musculature is pretty pronounced and has always been…just a fit as fuck 40 year old who could be one of those oiled up cheesy fitness models at whatever small town competition they are at…..her flexibility is pretty good too..but I guess when you’re a pro dancer turned popstar…flexibility is needed…

So here she is manspreading, her balls stapled to each side of her leg so her shaft looks like a pussy, unless she just photoshopped that out, or maybe she is actually with vagina….who knows…the lesson here is that fitness is something all women should immerse themselves into while complaining about men, creeps, toxic masculinity, mansplaining, all trying to contribute to the feminization of the american male, as women do…because fit girls, especially in their 40s are better than sloppy pig bitches.

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2020

Oct

Christina Milan Has Crabs of the Day

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Christina Milan is an empowered 40 year old who is getting paid by a terrible “Fast Fashion” company, that basically was selling cheap shit from China to the idiots of instagram who were into slutty outfits in bulk so that they’d always have stripper outfits to wear on their social media feed….you know keep China rich with shit you don’t need, but think you need, because you’re an easily programmed fuck…not you, but people of the internet, hence all these multi million dollars brands strictly created on social media….DrunkenStepfather is not one of those brands, in the event you were wondering..

So yeah, these “woke’ generation of empowered idiots getting naked on social media instead of going to college, who cry about the environment and jerk off to activism and outrage, are buying the least environmentally friendly things, because they are cheap and hot and that’s what they care about…

So instead of reworking old clothing into new clothing, with a little upcycle or redo, maybe even some vintage shopping, which us poor fucks called “shopping” becaue Goodwill and Salvation Army once offered us new enough clothing, possibly dead person clothing, sometimes with the tag still on it for a dollar or two….far more expensive now that the hipsters have infiltrated I am sure…

Funny, my first attempt at making money on the internet was selling Salvation Army polo shirts to the bros in America…if I wasn’t as lazy, I could have built a vintage clothing empire, I was selling 2 dollar shirts for 30 dollars….this is back in 2001 or 2002….not that you care about me….

I’m just saying that Christina Milian at 40, even with her nipples edited out, is in a see through outfit being slutty….I’m sure her crabs are the least of her sexually transmitted worries….because she was a child star, turned slutty one hit wonder…turned this mom being seductive weirdness like you just met the bitch at divorce court and she’s ready to get her fuck on in the weirdest way on some all inclusive luxury vacation…

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2020

Oct

Larsen Thompson Titty Top of the Day

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Larsen Thompson is some ginger with titties who is for whatever reason trending enough for people to keep track of her slutty posts…

She’s apparently some kind of dancer who had a viral video of her doing a choreographed dance to some shitty song, which I guess was some preview of what was to come with TikTok, they whole “Cover song” the “dance” version where people googling trending songs would see the video with two teens dancing like idiots, something that other people must not think looks idiotic, because choreographed dance continues to be a thng….

Anyways, she’s also singed a modelling contract and does actual modelling jobs, all looking like an Irish river dancer doing a jig…all freckled and shit….

In this pic, you can see what looks like peach fuzz ginger mustache…pale and disgusting skin….and tits that are her salvation as they are for all these whores.

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2020

Oct

Couple Fucking on the Basketball Court and Other Videos of the Day

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A cat attacks a man and his dog…

Man Flung Up By Bull

Duck Torments Tiger

Front End Loader Ends Fight

Russian Bear

Drunk Ducks!

Guy on Bike Fails…

Idiot Eating a Spider

Crazy Jeep Surprise

GTA Style Theif

Cop and His Skid Marks…

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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is talking about the election, but we don’t do that sort of thing here, mainly because we aren’t in the business of elections, more in the business of erections, which sounds queer, in part because this is hardly a business or an “in business” situation, I’ve spent the better part of 16 years trying to disprove that this is not an actual business, only to fail, but also because posting things for dudes to Jack off to is gay as fuck, like I’m holding your hand through your masturbation like a guardian angel or mentor, but I like to hope you are more damaged and desensitized so that you actuallly turn to actual porn for that because my intent is not to be your Jack off buddy Here, it’s to say pop culture is dumb but the tits are alright, which again is not a viable business but at least it’s not talking elections…so say it loud, say it with me, erections not elections, that’s our political sausage party, you queers

Here are some links….

Tennis Player Tali Krasnopolski Finished as the First Runner Up in the Miss Universe Israel 2020 Beauty Pageant
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Halsey and Kelsea Ballerini’s Coyote Ugly!
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Amanda McCants in a Facetime Photoshoot!
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Girl Gets Every Food In The Vicinity Dumped On Her
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The First Unboxing Of The iPhone 12 And iPhone 12 Pro!
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A Picture Surfaces That Appears to Show LSU Head Coach Ed Orgeron in Bed With a Woman
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Noah Cyrus Strips Down on Stage!
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Miluniel Nude in the Hay!
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Don McMillian, The Engineer Who Became A Comedian
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Very Old Photo Gets Colorized With Photoshop Time Lapse!
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Jimmy Butler and His Baby Momma Are Enjoying the Yacht Life
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Barbara Palvin and Dylan Sprouse Hit the Cover! *UPDATED With NEW Pics*
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Dasha in the Studio!
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Go into tonight thinking of all the people you’ve seen cancelled and who you will see cancelled in the next few months before people forget the whole cancel culture thing and go back to being selfie obsessed selfie takers who don’t have a voice, opinion or annoying things to say….maybe even throw in some COVID behavior exercises, like masking yourself even though you live alone for fear of being shamed by your other personality when you look at yourself in the mirror…since the best fights we have are within our own minds with our own selves…or just mindless watch porn, scroll through porn, because porn is your salvation, you’re religion, Porn 3:16…..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Josie Canseco’s Hot in Montana
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Charlotte Flair Shows Off Her New Implants, LSU Bans OBJ and Jared Leto is Coming Back to Play the Joker
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Kelly Osbourne’s Nipple Flash!
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Some Unintended Consequences
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John Stamos volunteers to join #HappyDays reunion as Chachi
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Madison Beer’s Booty Peek
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Vanessa Hudgens the Cyber Goth
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Amazing Thong Bikini Twerk
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Jimmy Butler and His Hot Baby Momma Are Enjoying the Yacht Life
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Aly Michalka Roots of the Dodgers Pantsless!
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‘Fast and Furious’ will come to an end. Some day.
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How to Pronounce GIF
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Mask Reveals Ball Gag
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Charlotte Lawrence is Hot in Cosmo
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Soccer Player Suffers a Testicle Injury After Being Accidentally Stepped On
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Tana Mongeau Gets Down in Miami!
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Beastie Boys license song for an ad for first time ever
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Very Short Skirt Dancing
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Charli XCX Cheeky in White Shorts
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Victoria Justice’s Legging Show!
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Vivien Gutmann Gets Tropical!
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The Last Meal Requests of Death Row Inmates
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Kelsea Ballerini in her Cowgirl Swim Outfit!
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Zachery Bryan plagiarizes divorce announcement from Armie Hammer?
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‘Real Housewives’ Fight Gets Dubbed With ASMR Whispers!
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The Ozzy Man Reviews Bangkok’s Hottest “Airport Security Guards”
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Hard Nip Titty Jiggle
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Meg The Stallion’s Awesome Twerk
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Odell Beckham Jr. Says He and COVID-19 Have a “Mutual Respect”
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Naomi Campbell’s Nipple for Vogue!
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Military Parade Of Egypt Looks More Like A Gay Pride Walk!
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Drunk Girl Tries To Entice Cop With Sex While Getting Arrested
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Bebe Rexha in some Showgirl Leotard
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Courtney Stodden Put on a Bikini and Grabbed a Golf Club to Remind People to Vote
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Sommer Ray Gets Physical!
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How Garrett Thomas Managed To Fool Magicians Penn & Teller With A Ring!
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Is This The Rise Of The Buckethead?
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Megan Fox Gets Bloody!
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UFC Star Colby Covington Blames the NBA Finals’ Low Ratings on LeBron’s “Woke Bullshit”
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Jady Chynoweth Experimental Dance in an Experimental Bra!
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Moose Invades A Soccer Ground, Plays Soccer!
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Guy’s Sandals Get Stuck On the Track!
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UFC Flyweight Hannah Goldy is on OnlyFans
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Topless Artist, My Kind of Art Class!
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Diane Kruger Grocery Shopping
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Sigourney Weaver in an Old Lady Photoshoot
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Ariel WInter Taking New puppy to the Vet in a Mask
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Hilary Duff Round Up
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Sofia Richie in Shorts
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Emma Roberts Pregnant Booty
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Joey King in Ladygunn Photoshoot
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Elsa Pataky Instyle Shoot.
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From stepSMUT!!

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Vagina Like a Leaky Faucet…
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Nerdy Dildo Fucker Watching Hentai
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Memories of Miley Cyrus Being Slutty
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Mafia Jinx Cosplay gets Creamy
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Big Dildo Pussy Grip
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Eggplant Fuck
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German Sausage Fucker…
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These People Didn’t Stay 6 Feet Apart
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Is it Christmas Yet, I’m Ready
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Clothed VS Unclothed
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Cecilia Lion Dildo in Pussy
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Model Nude at Home
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Public Sex
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Public Blowjob
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Lots of Damage
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Naked Girl on Bikes
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Anastasia Doll’s Naked in the Bath
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Big Booty on Instagram
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Hot Reddit Amateur!
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Simona Krainova’s Hottest Pics
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Busty redhead in the Gym
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Girl and her Dildo
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Upskirt!
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Penelope Cruz Nudes Enhanced!
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Lesbians!
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Knee Fucker
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They Call This No Chance
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Pale bitches
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2020

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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You may or may not be aware of this trend that’s probably always been a bit of a trend that we probably never really thought was a trend but more an accidental thing that just happened to fat girls in leggings too small, or lunch ladies in jeans too tight, but what you probably don’t know is that girls do this shit intentionally…and this is the proof…

My theory is that with the advent of fitness gear being the norm, we’re talking bike shorts, yoga pants, leggings, leotards, bikinis, and even lingerie for social media, the girls in these outfits realized if they jack the pants up enough, you get a whole new perspective on their genitals, especially since tits have been desexualized, mainstream, the no bra thing, the flash the nipple for activsm thing, what could they possibly take on to replace traditional cleavage…PUSSY DEFINITION..

Now I’ve been familiar with pussy wedgies or cameltoes since as long as I can remember and I’ve always loved them because pussy, especially in this era of trannies, are amazing….so for years at the grocery store, outside the gym, in the park after getting off bikes, I’ve seen pretty much full pussy and loved it…

But now, it’s less of a pull the cameltoe out and more – make it more pronounced and take a pics of it for the perverts everywhere who are also into cameltoe…

The whole thing, is pretty amazing – so here’s this week’s selection of pussy definition, cameltoe, excitement.

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2020

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini Cut Out of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is showing off the coveted “Ratio” that I was supposed to compile 100 pics of for “The Ratio Tuesday” where we celebrate girls who think they have a great hip to waist ratio, since hip to waist ratio is what all these bitches are photoshopping themselves to have….the internet is a lame place filled with lies…

When I look at Jordyn Jones’ ratio in her bikini in some clickbait she’s producing for likes and follows, I see a set of birthing hips that will one day be too wide to fit into a standard sports car, that will lead to diabetes and other fat related diseases, as she rolls through Walmart in compression socks on the motorized cart buying sugary drinks and chips….

She’s from Kalamazoo Michigan and you can take the girl out of Michigan, but you can’t take the Michigan out of the girl…clearly on some fat fuck in training kick….but not yet, right now she’s still dancing enough, since she’s a dancer who I guess got famous doing dance reality TV, living her weird celebrity life that no one necessarily is aware of since she’s a fucking dancer, but the body, pre-fat, like most bodies, pre-fat, just ask Jennifer Love Hewitt and any other hot body that turned fat….is better than what we all know the future holds…so here are those Kalamazoo hips that will morph into Kalamazoo saddlebags and eventually get lost under Kalamazoo gunt….the future may not be bright, but we may all die off before that ever happens….or maybe, she’ll break free…either way, hot bikini selfie.

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2020

Oct

Addison Rae Pussy Print of the Day

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Addison Rae is the average at best TikTok star with 61 million followers on her TikTok, despite not being very hot, but I guess early to the game, appealing to the TikTok audience of kids, weirdos, and perverts into kids….all while being a Chinese Spyware app that no one cares is spyware because they are all on their own virtual stages and get super excited by being followed. even by an app….

She’s one of the top earners on TikTok, I think she made 10 million last year, and is only 20 years old….and even crazier since she only started in July 2019…

I am not one of these haters on the youtube stars, the TikTok Stars, or the instagram stars, I figure if they have massive audiences that they can engage with and monetize, good on them…that never annoys me….even when I see some of the bigger players do really lame shit with all their money…it’s pretty hilarious to be in that position to be able to do those lame things…get paid if the money is available, I mean this is set for life money by 20 years old…what was the alternative, to finish her degree at LSU (she’s from Louisiana) and become a love level marketing exec selling or buying campaigns for other social media girls…

What I do find annoying, or lame about the average at best TikTok Star, is that the Kardashian snakes saw her success on the platform and moved in on her, which at 20 years old she probably doesn’t know better and thinks it’s so cool…the upside of being this TikTok star…they may even throw money her way, give her legitimacy, but I know….they are only there to mooch, get clout off a new audience, and use the bitch….because they are demon opportunists..

In these pics, the TikTok Star is in fitness gear, pussy hugging fitness gear…it’s the style…but more importantly, it allows us to see the basic build of her pussy…so you can 3D render it on your 3D printer you sick fuck…or even sculpt it out of mashed potatoes as you do….assuming you’re into the current trending starlets.

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2020

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Oh shit it’s motherfucking weed Wednesday where we celebrate girls who get naked while smoking weed for the internet to show you how hard they are either by smoking legal weed in Canada, California, Denver and the other legal states…you know “Look at us smoking what was once criminal for the dumbest fucking reasons”….or they are in illegal states and want you to know they are edgy…

The nude Weed model is a weird concept, but I guess it’s like any industry, where you can hop on, get naked and be the hottest weed girl, so that all the weed brands pay you in things like weed to promote their products to their fans…or maybe dudes who smoke weed want girls who smoke weed but since they are lazy loser stoners…they can’t find real life girls and turn to jerk off to internet weed girls…you know since girls who smoke weed are all cool like some hippie fucks…

It doesn’t surprise me that girls like getting naked with their weed for a photo, I mean you need props, you need a reason for the nude shoot, so why not do that niche…plus weed is barely a drug, you get high for 5-10 mintues and the high is being massively laid back, snacky and sometimes idiotic…the fact it is illegal is stupid, this is some activism for that, even if some of these girls look like they spend too much smoking and not enough time working out…you know the weed girls who look like they have the munchies all the fucking time…but I don’t discriminate against girls who want to get naked on the internet…I celebrate that shit.

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