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2020

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I don’t do politics, I don’t know politics, but Trump releasing that 60 minutes interview, where he could control the narrative and messaging, was such a power move…and despite the bitches out there spewing negativity about their Commander in Chief…controlling the narrative isn’t some bitchy, whiny tactis, it’s genius….I bet Leslie Stahl shat her depends over this…

Whether you like him or not, and I don’t see how you can’t like him, he’s a genius marketer and is comedic as fuck throughout it all…but that’s a whole other thing….I get it you are all emotional and feel how you feel…but who cares about how you feel…that shit was a power move…

Remember, this is from an unbiased, non-political, non-American, person who doesn’t watch the news or care…so emotions aside….because this all comes down to people emotions…

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Miami OnlyFans Model Got Into a Gunfight With Intruders in Her Thong
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Caroline Vreeland is Nude in Monaco
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Girl Twerking in Other Girl’s Face
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Noah Cyrus in a Revealing Outfit for the CMAs
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Caitlin Sorensen is the Sports Hottie of the Day
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Bella Thorne Potentially Sleeps with Parmesan Cheese.
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Halsey Does Coyote Ugly]
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Larsa Pippen in Lingerie
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Sounds of the Milky Way
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First Unboxing of Iphone 12
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Fat Guy on a Rope Swing Fail
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Bella Hadid Becomes an AI
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Jessie J’s Single Life – Twerk
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Lucy Hale in Skin Tight Leggigns…
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Ashley Benson – POKIES!
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Kaia Gerber Ass in Tight Leggings!
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Gal Gadot is Skinny in Jeans
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Motorbike Breaks Stairs
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The Things this Air Conditioner Has Seen…
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What Americans will Look like by 2050
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Courtney Stodden as John Lennon – Weird Cosply
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Hot Model Amanda McCants
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Former NFL Star Dana Stubblefield Sentenced to 15 Years to Life for HORRIBLE crime
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Katy Perry’s New 15 Million Dollar House
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New Species Of Bird Of Paradise Found, Beautiful Mating Ritual Captured On Tape!
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Cool 2 Story Tiny Home…
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The Tunnel Where Cycling is Mandatory
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Extreme Times Call For Extreme Measures
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Bebe Rexha’s Joined TikTok and She’s Busty
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Girl Gets Food Dumped on her…
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Old Photo Gets Colorized Timelapse
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Dude with a Crazy Vertical Jump
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A Picture Surfaces That Appears to Show LSU Head Coach Ed Orgeron in Bed With a Woman
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Addison Rae on TikTok
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Nude Model Miluniel Nude!
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Engineer Turns into Stand-Up Comic
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Trained Vulture Lands on Paraglider
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His Last Stunt….
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Barbara Palvin in a HOT Photoshoot
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Nude Model Dasha is Nude!
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Tennis Player Tali Krasnopolski Finished as the First Runner Up in the Miss Universe Israel 2020 Beauty Pageant
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Dakotah Johnson’s Butt in a Bikini Bottom
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Katie Holmes is Riding a Bike
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Ashley Tisdale at some Pumpkin Festival
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Katharine McPhee and her Old Man
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Alicia Silverstone Dog Walker
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Ambrosio in Fitness Gear
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Tallia Storm Leg
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Rihanna Grocery Shopping
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Kelsea Ballerini
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Ashley Benson’s White Tee
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Sarah Hyland Legs
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It’s Dildo Time
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MILF and her Dildo
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16 People having a Shitty Day
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Reddit Amateur’s Got Tits
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Selamawit Shiferaw in Sexy Lingerie!
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Pornstar Riley Makes Amateur Porn
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2020

22

Oct

Hailey Bieber Jacking her Bike Shorts Up Inside her For Jesus of the Day

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Hailey Bieber’s loving the attention she’s finally getting thanks to marrying Bieber….a huge fucking star that you know she targeted because she was clearly a groupie of his…making their marriage pretty creepy but what the fuck does he care, he’s got a hot groupie bitch locked in who he can treat like shit because he knows she’s so stoked on being there…

Despite being hotter than her loser cash grabbing rich Hadid/Jenner Friends….she just didn’t really get anywhere with doing that instagram model thing…she was seen as the third wheel bootleg version of the other two and no one bothered with her….until now…because she has Bieber’s last name and potentially half his fortune or at least half of what he makes because why the fuck not…

They both pretend to be Christians, possibly part of Chris Pratt’s gay hating church, and despite being Christians they are both the worst morally void idiots…this one doing anything to get noticed…including jacking her bike shorts up into her pussy…and not the first time…she’s committed to jacking her shorts in her pussy so everyone sees her pussy…maybe she was born a man and wants things to be clear…or maybe nipples aren’t enough…but the baby maker is the coveted cleavage…we call pussy definition…

Maybe she’s found her angle and is running with it…”If I jack my shorts up in me as the girls do, showing the world my slit, the media will cover me more often…you know maximize this marriage as hard as I can…

Maybe this is just how people dress, I mean, I’ve seen women in fitness gear that hugs their cunts in various poses…from outside the gym, to inside the grocery store, in what I guess comes with the territory of tight clothing..

I’ve also seen girls make themselves cum by pulling clothing up into themselves, so maybe there’s a wetspot wednesday happening here in the right angle…or just the pussy wedgie…both are pretty great from where I’m sitting!

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2020

22

Oct

Ay Oh It’s Bella Thorne of the Day

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I know that Backpages got shut down for being a human trafficking ring, but for some reason, I am pretty sure BELLA THORNE still smells like Backpages, that reason is the fact that in her overly horny, almost retard level of horny, that could just be an act or sign of the times since these kids were raised on hardcore porn, I mean she posted something yesterday about getting her fake nails removed so she can finger some sugar baby, and she’s doing the whole cashgrab on Only Fans faking selling nudes to be cool…and it’s all very contrived, very lad, very gross, very slimy, but she’s monetizing bro…and the industry, because it is lame and has no idea what is up, so it attaches to anything trending, proven by the Kardashians and Hadids…just eats her up despite the smell…

It’s all so weird, her sex appeal to me is a zero, even with her seemingly hot body…she’s just all very irritating noise…but there are ginger titties involved so they override my general disgust of her…..money grubber….

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2020

22

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The best day of the week is Asshole Behind Thong Thursdays because there’s all these assholes barely hiding behind thongs because thongs aren’t designed to cover the asshole in full which makes a nice loophole for girls trying to dip a toe into producing slutty content without feeling like they are producing slutty content while knowing they are producing slutty content because you can see their fucking assholes…..but to their grandma it’s “don’t die of COVID and I’m just showing off my thong, cuz my ass is great, the asshole is just a consequence of the thong”….not that girls need an excuse to show their asshole, especially in this time of assholes being the unifying orifice amongst the genderless people…where asshole pride and celebration and eating and fucking and fingering is far more open minded than asshole pride of the past which was reserved for homos…and catholic girls trying to not get pregnant or devirginized before wedlock…

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2020

22

Oct

Halsey and Kelsey Ballerini Reverse Cowgirl of the Day

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I was just asking myself, since I am my only friend, where the kid for the BOMFUNK MCs – Freestylers video at now…

I think he may have grown up to be Halsey….

The mooch fuck who is getting in on country, even though you know she’s more about cunt trees, the roots just grow out of her vagina and she can’t figure out what the strain of HPV is or where she got it…was it that night she fucked a dirty beer bottle for a DJ before she was famous, or was it from fucking the dirty DJ….we’ll never fucking know….

What we do know, or what I’ve decided I know, so it’s true to me…Halsey was a bar star in the era of these EDM DJs being “rockstars” something that I’ve always found dumb…but they’d roll through town making their 10k-100k per show and have groupie 18 year old mainstream girls waiting on the sidelines to suck their dicks…I remember DJ AM (who hated me) DJ for rooms of 100 people who didn’t know who he was…to doing these massive college parties that were sold out…and that was EARLY in the DJ trend…so I’ve met 100 Halseys trying to get backstage to show their “singing skills”….

Anyway…she’s a mooch fuck, with a mooch storyline about being homeless and finding celebrity…a hero story…then she’s been seen doing drugs in Miami and none of her sponsors dropped her…because look how far she’s come….then she started mooching off her black heritage bitching at hotel shampoo not being black shampoo…activism….for people who didn’t know she had a black dad…it was confusing activism…and now she’s on the country trend…because it’s an opportunity to be a slut doing her best PIPER PERABO COYOTE UGLY…or maybe it’s an opportunity to get into country…music you know 5 years ago she’d piss on for attention….but now she’s into it…get the fuck out of here with your trash…

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2020

22

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I don’t know where you live, if it is cold or not, maybe you’re from the Caribbean….maybe you’re in Hawaii…but you’re probably just a Russian Spam bot who doesn’t even care about me, this site, or my feelings, but I do appreciate the traffic numbers so that I know there’s at least one of you out there and that I am not the LEAST FOLLOWED site on the internet that I know I am…

I do know that TANLINES are hot, they are summer, they are aspirational….whether made in a trashy spray tan booth, or on the beach like nature intended or not…they frame the parts we aren’t supposed to see and that’s just so thrilling for our virgin incels who can’t get laid asses….

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2020

22

Oct

Noah Cyrus a Little Nude of the Day

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If you read this site, you probably know that I love Country music, it’s not a new thing for me like it was for that mooch fuck DIPLO, I’ve owned Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Willy Nelson, Merle Haggard, Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers, Waylon Jennings records for 25+ years..because it’s actual music, with real life story, and real emotion…this isn’t me saying I’m so country, it’s me saying, country is great…just not as great as Dollywood…but still pretty great.

Anyway, Noah Cyrus, despite being the weird looking sister who likely has a few too many face injections tried to breakout on the award show, or breakout of Miley’s shadow and she did it by pulling a MILEY CYRUS – showing up to the good old fashioned FAMILY VALUE institution of Country Music for a performance in a what looks like a THONG, but is just a skin colored leotard that’s been bedazzled to look like a thong…

I have consistently been indifferent on Noah Cyrus, even been mean on her for being some entitled rich kid, I am sure I’ve called her ugly, but she’s gone onto get some face injections and looks pretty good dressed like this….

She is part of country Royalty, Billy Ray may have been a joke to the mainstream, but he’s country’s own and a legend, so if she wasn’t able to deliver at the COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS, it’d be a “What the fuck are you even doing with your life Noah”…but she delivered…this is her breakout as far as I’m concerned…far better than Ashley Simpon’s on SNL when she tried to do her version of following the sister’s footsteps…

This doesn’t mean I won’t still hate on her, that’s part of my charm…

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2020

22

Oct

Bebe Rexha Underboob of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is some old as shit pop star, I think she claims to be 31 which means she’s probably in her 40s, the entertainment industry likes to lie….but even at 31…that’s old as shit to be in year 2 or 3 of being a popstar…but I guess never as old as disgusting pig Katy Perry who did this colorful hair, loud energy that annoyed before Bebe…

Bebe, despite her idiotic name, has been in the music industry for at least a decade making hits for other people…probably thinking she was too fat to actually pull it off…but then this miracle of internet inclusivity and body positivity happened and bitch dyed her hair some loud color and hopped the fuck on…

Like most over 30s, she’s been into health and wellness, clearly more fit that she used to be, on some ADELE shit, proving that fit is hot, even when you’re old and wonky looking…and luckily for you, she’s still fat enough to have some tit…since you like tit…I mean it’s really the only thing these celebs offer us, especially when their pop music on the radio is nothing we ever ask for, but instead raping or sexual assault of our ears….NO CONSENT FORMS WERE SIGNED MOTHERFUCKER..

Here’s that tit.

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2020

22

Oct

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is in a bikini and she’s still got the tits that I think were her key selling point when she first came to america as a third tier popstar…like other third tier popstar tits before her, mainly RITA ORA, these tits have really been good earners for the host bodies of said tits…

I know based on their low level of celebrity, you’d assume that they were just rich kid socialites who managed to pull some scam through a fake record deal, allowing them to enter the USA….and live their best celebrity life in the USA as a third tier popstar with tits…you know you’ve never heard any of their songs, how could they be killing it, and the answer is because the entertainment industry has so much fucking money to go around, just not over here, as they don’t pay me to promote their bikini pics even if they should…

So this one, who you’d think was a whatever, just bought a 5 or 6 million dollar house in LA, owned by some producer she may or may not have fucked like she was Rita Ora, which means that she had to have at least 20% downpayment and proof she can pay the 20,000 a month mortgage….not to mention she’s got baller houses in the UK too…so either she inherited a small fortune, whcih is possible, or her shitty pop music got her paid….

All this to say, knowing that she’s as successful as she is and not the mooch I previously thought she was makes her hot sloppy tits just as hot and sloppy.

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2020

22

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTIES…

Does Titty Drop Thursday really need me to rant about the importance of tits in the grand scheme of this genderless world…

Do I really need to say how awesome it is that girls have managed to still find a way to flash their tits without Girls Gone Wild exploiting them to flash their tits…..or without the bus taking the sorority girls on a field trip, maybe for spring break, where they egg each other on to flash dudes driving by…they can still get the thrill of showing their tits…but on their own….for the internet and that’s reallly fucking special…it touches my heart, my soul, myself.

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