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2020

23

Oct

Pia Mia Perez Bare Ass of the Day

Pia Mia is in her variation of that annoying, unfunny, BORAT outfit that I assume he threw in as clickbait jokes for his fans in both of the movies, because Sasha Baron Cohen is smarter than most of his shitty ass jokes for the simpletons….

My pet peeve after the first Borat movie was all the losers that for at least 5 years would quote him…”Very Nice”….”WAWAWEEWA”…etc….I fucking hated it…and every loser at the bar would do it…for YEARS…you couldn’t avoid it…mainstream fucks and their sense of humors confuse me…

That said, I am all for people / comedians / trolls taking on a character, trying to provoke, doing crazy extreme things to get reactions out of people, even with a dumb storyline…freedom of speech, expression, etc….but I am amazed that Borat came back, with the same racism against Arabs, because I guess America systemically hate Arabs, it’s a conditioning…and if you ever get drunk in KEY WEST when some drunk military men hit the bars after getting back from being deployed….you’ll hear all kinds of craziness….I spend my nights watching the Sloppy Joes live feed…. CHECK IT OUT HERE – KEY WEST IS HILARIOUS …

Anyway, his parody or soft dig on Arabs where as a Jewish person he portrays them as donkey fucking, treating women like livestock, putting daughter in cages insanity that you’d think would get the new generation of inclusivity mad….I mean people cancel everyone for everything, even cafeterias for serving Indian food made by white people, but since he’s anti-trump or anti-redneck trump supporter….actively making them look dumb to speak to the “woke” culture’s actual beliefs about these people, it becomes a “you’re a racist anti-racist” when it’s confirms your beliefs. you fuck…

You know that every celebrity is loving, laughing, and celebrating the new Borat, I watched it and thought it was boring…but I am all for everyone hating on everything, each other, causing conflict, trolling, etc….I LOVE fucking with people….and I am even for entrapping idiots with hot chicks to see how they react…that flirty Bulgarian babe really got Giuliani good, but what the fuck is wrong with him for falling for that…in this era…is he fucking nuts…and how is he so horny being so old…humiliating….but what a fucking idiot…

Anyway, Pia Mia, doing the low level Only Fans, making money, barely getting naked because they all crave being sex workers instead of positive contributions to society….it’s a thong or g-string one piece that I guess is for her Only Fans because you haven’t made it as a broken child star from GUAM who came to mainland America with a dream and fulfilled that dream, only to end up a Video Vixen with fake tits and a fake face…like an Only Fans…trash…but ass…ass trash…

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2020

23

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are what you’d probably refer to as granny Panties, but then again they are a little less granny than they used to be for the most part and are cut to show more booty and less “I gave up on life”….maybe they are called Hipster Panties…I’m not a cross dresser yet, so I’m not well versed in women’s underwear and if I do wear women’s underwear it’s only as a consequence of not having clean enough underwear due to anal seepage, and I’m forced to wear my wife’s old period stained disgusting panties from when she was small enough to wear underwear…before fully throwing in the towel….yet miraculously…still not dead.

This is not about me…this is about full back panties, the wear them when you have your period, or if you think THONGS are trashy and uncomfortable…do it for comfort and surprisingly they are still hot….at least to dudes like me who aren’t into making girls feel insecure about underwear choices when my whole objective is removing said underwear….because you know girls out there are too shy to wear full back panties on their first date…even though dudes will wear any type of panty at any level of cleanliness as their COVID mask if allowed.

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2020

23

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Voter Nipple Pasties of the Day

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As a non American, the whole “VOTE” thing has always been irritating to me. I don’t believe a democracy is ever a democracy, if anything it’s a democrazy where the government never gives a fuck about actually helping the people, but rather just into helping themselves…

So I’m a believe in the non-vote protest…not to mention your vote NEVER matters, despite the marketing hustle they push around the vote..

If the government gave a fuck about us, they wouldn’t tax us to keep their bullshit infrastructure afloat, they take up to 50 percent from people and that’s fucking mental, if you make 1,000,000 a year, and you have to give them 500k…that’s ROBBERY…and I will NEVER be able to understand how that was ever allowed…in a “let’s help the country”….by taxing EVERYTHING….

Anyway, as.a non American, the volatility of your country right now is ridiculous, at least on social media, as if either assholes are good options, they never are…and they will likely never get anything done to help you…so fuck em all..

But I guess these people, like low level nothing Ireland Baldwin, and I am sure a bunch of other people, are showing their empowered, broken titties with VOTE stickers on them, in some weird VOTE fetish porn, for people really into elections…with erections…

If Ireland Baldwin influences you into thinking anything besides “So that’s what tits look like when Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger baby making fluids come together”….you’re a fucking loser…

And if you’re compelled to show your network that you voted, like a proud moment in your life, like it matters, like it’s a big deal…you’re just some clickbait follower fuck trying to fit into the societal mold they’ve made for you….you follower fuck.

This kind of content is fine, cuz it allows us to spot the idiots using voting as an opportunity to show tit….while showing tit and we like tit…so dumb though.

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2020

23

Oct

Olivia Culpo’s Clickbaiting of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is a huge trashy scam people think is luxurious….and that’s ok, everything is a fucking scam out there, at least anything that works, that goes viral, that manipulates the minds of the people, it’s all strategic brainwashing….but Culpo’s been addicted to getting famous for a long time, she was in Pageants, she’s dated celebs, she’s tried to do various other things besides social media, but then social media became so lucrative that she just rolled with that….and for some reason the bitch from Rhode Island who should be a pile of Rhode Island obese trash is all “luxury” and “fashionable” because that’s her hustle…

That hustle has not only had her passed around the NFL like it was one of Tom Brady’s deflated balls, but also passed around the instagram marketing circles where she commands high rates for selfies…all while still being trash.

I don’t know why she appeals to women, but I do see what she appeals to men, doing that whole NFL WAG thing so the basic dudes into the NFL get excited about her tits, knowing athletes have cum on them….

Anyway, she’s winning at life being trashy and luxurious, traveling and sitting by the pool, private jets and other things that don’t require her to put the tarp down as rich men shit on her, because she’s made it too far in the scam….and here she is clickbaiting because that’s 90 percent of the scam…

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2020

23

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Holiday Panties of the Day

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In big news that no one gives a fuck about, Victoria’s Secret has used Candice Swanepoel again. I always laugh at Candice, you know when we meet up for a “tea” / while I jerk off to old pics of her, about how she will never live down the Victoria’s Secret collab. They basically created her and were her only client as a model for the majority of her career. She was basically owned by the brand, they’d lend her out sometimes but she’d never turn her back on them for the opportunity and stupid amount of money they paid her…..then she launched her own thing, after having 2 kids and being replaced by hotter blonde models…and I just assumed she was done with the brand, or that she was working with the brand in different ways…because I care so much about Swanepoel’s career choices…LOL…I don’t….I’m just like “Old Milf Show Us that Mom Pussy if You’re gonna Bother”….but I guess she’s crawled back to the TEET she’s been suckling on all these years, it’s comfortable…it’s safe…until they officially shut down and she’s put to rich lingerie model pasture…

Here she is in a Photo Shoot for a Magazine….

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2020

23

Oct

Myrthe Bolt Lingerie of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Myrth Bolt is not Jamaica’s Lighting Runner Usain Bolt’s daughter, but then again, it is against the law to race or gender a person, WHAT ARE HER PRONOUNS….

If she identifies as black like she was Halsey because Usain Bolt is actually her dad, a dad that has weak genes that he left inside some groupie in Holland back in ’99 on some running trip…probably from running too much..that’s her business, not mine…but I’ll go with she’s not his daughter..

She is a Dutch model, like many hot dutch girls before her, who is doing some lingerie modelling…since walking the VS fashion show back in 2018 before their restructuring, bankruptcy, losing to other brands, because they refused to use trannies and fat chicks, but are now using trannies and fat chicks, since trannies and fat chicks as models makes the losers of the internet who aren’t even buying Victoria’s Secret happy….listen to the internet and you still go broke…

This is not for Victoria’s Secret, it’s for Elle France, but it’s nice to remember lingerie models still exist, now more than ever, the hormones in the food making them bra titties heavier…

Even more interestingly, Myrthe is in med school, so she just models on the side, the way ALL girls should be but aren’t because they are dumb and not as much of a winner as Myrthe…I mean not all women are created equally, some are just substantially fucking better…and they are usually not from the USA where souls are all ruined, sick from bad foods, and negative vibes….some Euro dreams right here…

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2020

23

Oct

Nude Bella Hadid of the Day

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Bella Hadid is in the Studio topless…and she’s vile on all levels but then again I think Bella Hadid is a massive scam. She’s a rich kid who followed her rich kid sister’s dream of being a model that for whatever reason the industry hopped onto, while I prefer rich girls with a dream to fail and go back to being rich kids. The idea that this girl, raised amongst the rich trash of LA, totally disconnected from any reality the people of the world actually live, is pretty shitty. You know, she’s getting rewarded with high payouts and shit that more deserving, harder working, people with more to offer and who are better looking could do better.

I don’t know why her jacked up face, filled with all kinds of procedures, injections, fillers, freezers, etc, is seen as something hot, maybe cuz it looks manly and turning dudes into queers by telling them or brainwashing them into thinking this is the new “hot”…despite expecting to find a dick under her jacked up thong panty…but yeah, no idea why they think she’s got this unique look.

I don’t know why they think she’s got compelling content to hop onto, or why people even follow her, besides being an “It girl” the brands created…but to be a top model, something clearly bought and that went viral, like how Katy Perry was able to be a popstar despite being katy Perry, just another industry lie…

The good news is she has her tits out, and her tits are the best thing about her, because everything else about her is just some devil shit..to condition loser girls that jacking up your face like a sex worker will get you trending in the streetwear world and fashion world alike…rappers will want to fuck you and you’ll get even richer than you already are because of it….and I guess it’d be worse if she was a fat chick…you know it can always be worse but that doesn’t mean that it’s not terrible as is.

Here is Bella behind the scenes on her Versace commercial shoot:

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2020

23

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fridays are for fishnets, at least around these parts, because clearly fishnets are an everyday thing, at least for girls who like posting provocative pics of themselves on the internet because they’ve been brainwashed into thinking that reducing themselves to being nude on the internet is empowering, because they can scam horny dudes out of money that they can buy nice things with all without having to actually work for it…it’s a “here I am, pay me” situation, probably what a celebrity feels once they’ve got to celeb status, and basically get paid to just show up places, only they are everyday girls who can’t be bothered going to school or finding a career because their generation just assumes the world is going to end so get that money where you can…

I am not against the girls of the world getting naked online for free to make money….I think it’s hilarious when they try to spin the story or don’t see it for what it is…bottom feeding….

As an old pervert, I’m happy this goes on all day, around the world, just nude selfies being uploaded for lazy fucking dreams….so whether that’s fishnets or gaping assholes or not…they are all amazing…because get that easy money when it’s there, for every girl their value declines from their 18th birthday, so an early start is a good start..

That said, fishnets have been hot lingerie since the 1800s and still is, not just for fishermen, but for everyone…enjoy.

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2020

23

Oct

Woman Spits on Man on the Bus and Other Videos of the Day

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First and Last Bike Trick

Ball Buster.

10 Year old takes 4 Year old Sister on a Joy Ride

Gas Leak Explosion in Thailand

Barbie Car Drifting

Reporter Robbed in Live Broadcast

Dumb Accident

Mad on a Plane

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2020

23

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think we can all agree that the problem with Society is that we weren’t raised to greet each other with our genitals. I spend most of my downtime drunk in the park and I rarely see genitals. Sure I’ve seen the random hook up, but not once has a girl communicated with me, or asked me to stop staring at her tits while she does yoga by pulling down her fitness pants and delivering a pussy puppet show to ensure I understand her. They don’t even do an over pants pussy puppet show like some distorted kids show…but the good news is…the hope that makes us hopeful of a better tomorrow is that they are doing it all over the internet. This is the internet / these are internet links

Former UConn Volleyball Player Iman McGary is Turning Heads on Instagram
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Shakira is a Surfer Babe!
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Nude model posing with honey
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Tim Burton Redoing Addams Family for TV, Pretty Exciting
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Bellator Hottie Valerie Loureda is Being Linked to Dolphins Rookie Noah Igbinoghene
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Military Parade Of Egypt Looks More Like A Gay Pride Walk!
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Throwback to Bro Rape Comedy
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Dude Breaking the Stairs while Showing off his New Motorbike
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Top 5 Nude Scenes from Horror Movies
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