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2020

24

Oct

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

I don’t update the site on the weekends, I never have…but the internet doesn’t sleep and that means that girls uploading nudes doesn’t sleep…or log off…or not want weekend screen time when you don’t need it because writing this site for 16 years has shattered my cornea…

But this isn’t really an update, like I’m not here announcing Hilary Duff the pervert’s second kid with the new guy pregnancy…that shit doesn’t interest me…I am more interested in the randoms of the internet….

So here’s a new feature called Swimsuit Saturday where we upload pics of girls in swimsuits, whether they are selfies and they upload themselves or not is irrelevant, even if it’s preferred that it’s slutty girls uploading her own bikini pics..it’s just a random collection of girls in bathing suit on a saturday for why the fuck not….

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2020

24

Oct

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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I don’t update the site on the weekends, I never have…but the internet doesn’t sleep and that means that girls uploading nudes doesn’t sleep…or log off…or not want weekend screen time when you don’t need it because writting this site for 16 years has shattered my cornea…

So here’s a new feature, skinny girl Saturday…a bunch of self proclaimed skinny girls uploading pics…and that’s the only inspiring shit on the internet right now…so check it out.

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2020

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Going into the weekend, remember the most important thing is that it is the weekend…remember dreams can come true, just look at me, I thought it would be funny for someone who knows nothing about celebrities, but is a pervert, to do a celebrity site…and 16 years later, has written at least 5-10 posts about celebs daily, including Christmas and all holidays, despite still not having any interest in celebrities…but now that someone who couldn’t be less interested in celebrity….is still uninterested in celebrities….only now I stay on top of what they are up to daily…more than any actual celebrity fan….and thats just the curse I put on myself and I’ll never know why…so dreams do come true….

This Borat revival is triggering me….I hate movie reference comedy…i think it’s the most basic mainstream thing for people to do…and it drives me nuts…I don’t need your jokes in conversation especially when they are movie jokes…and I’ve seen people bond on that shit, bros at the bar high fiving over some movie reference joke…it DRIVES me mad…just say your own nonsense, we don’t need movie jokes to ruin the fucking day…it’s a curse…

Speaaking of celebs….hating them….but being immersed and ruined by them…because my life became about celebs…Child stars like Miley and Demi Lovato are coming out saying they have been abducted by aliens or some shit…My theory is that the “saw aliens” was from being programmed by the predators….coming in with a little re-programming with “you never saw that, that never happened, must have been alines…some UFO shit…call the X-Files”…kind of thing.” So now, they are convinced they saw an alien…I guess they’ve never seen Mysterious Skin, the gay movie about fisting…

People are such idiots, which is why I’ve always wanted to run a cult. Finding suckers so desperate for acceptance, searching for community, selling their houses and donating all their money to the cause they think will fill their empty souls is probably pretty fucking easy….so many idiots out there doing what they are told….I just hate being around people….especially desperate idiots trying to find themselves, fill their void, through spirituality shit….but it’s a great time fo you to take advantage of idiots….so start selling online courses I always see ads for….”Just buy my course on starting a course to sell to people to start their own course about starting a course”…..clearly brains are out there waiting to be washed….

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Instagram Model Sammy Draper Flashes Her Bra for the Eagles
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Celebs Gets in the Bras for a Cause
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Borat’s Hot Daughter – Revealed
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Upskirt Limbo Fail
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Former UConn Volleyball Player Iman McGary is Turning Heads on Instagram
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Demi Rose Big Booty on Vacation
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Ariana Grande Gets Retro
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Someone Took Halloween TOo Seriously
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Alicia Silverstone Nipple Pokies on Dog Walk!
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Olivia Munn in Leggings
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Sofia Jamora Thong Bikini Hotness
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The Rudy Giuliani Borat Scene is Just Crazy
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Ireland Baldwin Pushing the Vote Topless
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Lily James in Rebecca Remake
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Failed Truck Driver!
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The Dairy Industry is a LIE
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Huge Arcs Emanate from High Voltage
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Tim Burton’s Doing New Addams Family Show
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Thief Gets Shocked from a Fence
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Tricia Helfer Nude at a Beach
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Hunter King Big Tits on the Peloton
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Cobra Kai Peyton List’s Got her Nips Out
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Learn How to Drive a Tank
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Cute Litter of Pugs because Pugs are Amazing
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Hot Girl Does Skimpy Swimsuit Spin
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Christina Aguilera’s Celebrates 18 Year Anniversary of Stripped being Hot
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Duncan Robinson’s Hot Girlfriend is Trump Supporter
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Lexee Smith’s Bikini Try On
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Beard Model Shaves Beard
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6 Defense Tactics Women Use to Avoid Creepy Huggers
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Blake Lively Draws on Shoes on her Selfie
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2 Girls in Lingerie GIF
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Selena Gomez has VOTED
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Zach Randolph’s Wife Files for Divorce a Month After His “I Married a Hoe” Tweet
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Sea Turtles Covered with Barnacles
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Australian Ravens Remove Ticks
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Nicola Peltz and David Bekham Jr Postpone Wedding
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Hot GIrl is a Sheer Bra Falsher!
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Miley Cyrus Announces New Album
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Larsa Pippen in Purple Lingerie, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman Were Setup and Noah Cyrus Wore a Sheer Bodysuit
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Hot Model Margo is Posing Nude with Honey
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Truck Performs a MONN WALK
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In Russia we Mind Our Business
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Bellator Hottie Valerie Loureda is Being Linked to Dolphins Rookie Noah Igbinoghene
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Top 5 Skingoria Scenes!
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When You Gotta Go – Woman Peeing at the Grocery Store
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Amber Rose says Kanye’s Been Bullying her for a Decade
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Borat defends Rudy Giuliani, but Sacha Baron Cohen does not
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Skinny Adele Does SNL – SNL Still Sucks
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Crazy Ping Pong Play
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Rose Byrne on the Beach in a Bikini
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Malin Akerman – Street Walking
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Delta Goodrem Cleavage in Maxim
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Dakota Johnson on Set in Greece
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Irina Shayk in Leather Shorts
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Red Coat
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Ireland Baldwin Titties in a Tight Top
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Sofia Richie in Leggings
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Kaia Gerber’s Ass in Leggings
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Marion Cotillard in a Magazine
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Celebs Getting Nude in Movies
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Hot Dancing with the Stars Bitch
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Hayley Atwell in Venice
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Miesha Tate – Leaked Nudes
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The Future of Fucking
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Under Towel Titty Surprise
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Pussy Flashing
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Girl with Towel on her Head DILDOS….
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Hot Reddit Amateur Got Naked
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Public Masturbation
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Anal Collapse
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Pussy Passes Denied
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On/Off Strip Down
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Amateurs at the Beach
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The Hulk of Dildos
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Sybil is Sitting Naked
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Big Tits doing Porn
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Pumpkin Gangbang
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14 People having a Shitty Day
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Big Ass Things
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Big Tits Exposed at the Store
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Ally Cooper – MILF
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Creamy!
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Oiled Big Tits Riding…
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Legal in Mexico
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Drunk After a Bad Date
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Goth Model in Fishnets
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Teacher Role play
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Dildo in the Shower
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The Swedish Bike Ride
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New Generation Mirror Selfie….
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Social Distancing Fail…
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Fighting Fridays
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Check Out this Shower Plug…
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Big Booty Makes her Porn Debut
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The Week in Protestors Being Destroyed
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2020

23

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Every week, I do a round-up of girls who have contributed to the internet in the best possible way over the last 6-7 days, by posting up pics of themselves dressed then undressed all in efforts to show off whether clothing makes them look better or not, it’s a good cause that I am sure has nothing to do with just finding an excuse or angle to post nudes so it seems more communal, for a cause or challenge, rather than just getting naked, but you know if girls are posting nude pics, they’re into getting naked, for the sake of getting naked…and I dig it.

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2020

23

Oct

Margaret Qualley Fucked By Shia LaBeouf go the Day

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Margaret Qualley is trying to secure herself as a serious actor, so she’s hopped onto some short softcore porn where she gets fucked By Shia LaBeouf, it’s called LOVE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME ….and who the fuck cares….it’s really just an example of pretentious actors thinking their work is more important than it is…going down that “art fag” or “experimental film” exploration into erotica that is just too much of a backstory or attempt at high-concept to bait a young and eager celebrity daughter trying to be a celebrity of her own to get naked for “art”…while art is a fucking scam that doesn’t exist it’s just a variation of perversion…and a good way to bait girls into doing dumb shit…but she’s naked and you can see her Great Smokey Mountain pussy because she’s got depth…right….

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2020

23

Oct

Stella Hudgens Thirst Trap of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the hot, busty sister to Vanessa Hudgens….and since I have a celebrity relative fetish, because celebrity relatives are hilarious, especially sisters since girls are catty and jealous of each other, always competing for the attention as women do, you know it eats the younger sister up knowing she’ll always be in the shadow…however, the shadow of a celebrity is actually a great place to be if you’re not into the fame, which clearly Hudgens is into the fame, I mean she posts slutty see through outfit selfies on social media for the public to see what she has to offer, to really push herself and the boundaries to really own who she is in life…the celebrity sister….but yeah, being the celebrity sister gives you access to the celebrity life, oftentimes homes the celebrity pays for that you can live in, pool parties everyday without EVER having to make a dollar of your own money, but instead just fucking chill…but when content like this is posted by the celebrity sister, I have no problem endorsing it, cuz she’s hot in that shadow she lives in.

NOW to go back to that SHADOW….Vanessa Hudgens has been on the hustle…with her Halloween Themed bullshit, so here she is, you know to keep Stella in her shadow feeling insecure about never living up to her more famous sister despite the tits…the elf ears terrify me, I see them on reddit amateurs and I’m like…why? You videogame generation fuck, I remember when sci/fi fantasy was for the losers not for all and it was a BETTER time for all involved except maybe those actually involved…that Sci/Fi fantasy group at the local college I’d loiter at for the pussy in the 90s was fucking stranger than the Gay and Lesbian club….which at the time was also fucking werid…

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2020

23

Oct

AnnaLynne McCord Hyperventilating in a Swimsuit of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord is basically a nobody at this point, I mean she was on 90210 the New Class for a year or two, that show didn’t last even a fraction as long as Shannen Doherty’s breast cancer…her breast cancer a bigger hit than 90210 the New Class…but it allowed this trashcan escape whatever small town her and her sisters were likely the coveted sisters you’d fantasies about group sex with…you know sister fetishes..that inspired them to run to LA to live their best life…

Like other LA idiots, she’s doing the whole “trending” health and wellness things you see “influencers”, podcasters, celebs do….whether that’s Rick Rubin standing nude in his yard for 20 minutes a day, or Laird Hamilton and his celeb buddies doing saunas together, there’s a whole movement of assholes with too much money, like the guy married to the lady who created SPANX, trying to hack their bodies to be these machines….fasting, celery juice, High intensity training, eating FETUS, you probably know all about these health and wellness assholes…it’s trendy as fuck..

Anyway, one of those things is Wim Hoff, some cold water record holding, breathing exercise master that is an idol to these idiots….it’s supposed to extent your life, build immunity, even fix your anxiety and depression by making you hallucinate …it’s pretty cool stuff as a concept, but ruined by the idiots of social media, but here’s AnnaLynne McCord doing it and it’s hilarious…so watch.

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2020

23

Oct

Ashley Benson Pantless of the Day

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Ashley Benson is so sloppy and dull and even lame as shit….she has the ability to make a pantsless pic boring as shit…

This is a celebrity who was on a hit show at the time that instagram hit, meaning that she’s got a HUGE fan base on instagram because of that one acting job, and thanks to instagram accounting for the majority of money a lot of these celebrities make, the gift that keeps on giving….she probably will never have to act again….a one hit wonder the acting version not the music version….just a lottery strike…

So despite being a young star, a big titty start, who became a social media star without any real effort, she’s fucked women, she’s fucked men, she’s down to fuck…all things that you’d think were great…and she just sort of just fell into it all….yet she’s she has the ability to make a pantsless pic boring as shit…it’s weird…maybe it just needs more tit…maybe she needs to work on her personality…because this sucks.

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2020

23

Oct

Rowan Blanchard Selfie of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some identity crisis child star who is finding her own way in the world now that she’s 18. Whether she’s a trainwreck disaster or not is not really for me to decide, since I’ve barely heard of this bitch and don’t care…plus everyone, even non child stars are identity crisis weirdos, they are just less public about it…but minds have been lost on all levels thanks to porn, social media…so it’s safe to assume someone thrown into celebrity in the same era’s going to be exponentially more fucked up…even if they have more money…

Anyway, she’s doing the whole instagram feminist, empowered, bi sexual lesbian, probably posts her pronoun bullshit in her bio and who probably doesn’t identify as a woman or a lesbian….and she wears stripper outfits that she takes the most high concept mirror selfie for, you know a double reflection using TWO mirrors…so artsy so edgy…so contrived but show that “no pantyline”….so inspired and innovative…you mainstream child star fuck.

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2020

23

Oct

Barbara Palvin Panties of the Day

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Barbara Palvin was a patsy used my Victoria’s Secret PR or Marketing team to offset the fact that married Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after he performed at the VS fashion show one year…it was a big scandal that I was randomly in on from the first week thanks to my friend dating an Australian who grew up with Miranda Kerr’s agent…who let her know….so I was the one out there defending Palvin’s honor, since they spun the gossip to focus on Palvin, divert from Kerr, use Palvin as the bait and switch, when this bitch was just 18 from Hungary getting her first taste of the American dream…

Anyway, VS also basically dropped her when she got chubby, you can’t fuck with fat girls at VS, only to bring her back now that fat is “in”….so she’s their plus sized option, while hardly looking fat anymore…just hot…

So here she is rocking Catalog pics, my least favorite kind of pic, but she’s half naked…so it could be worse…since she’s hot.

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