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2020

26

Oct

Inka Williams Nipple of the Day

Inka Williams Nude Nipples

In things that don’t make sense to me, I have got hate mail for posting this instagram sensation Inka Williams, who is basically Bali born and raised, I mean via Australia…but she did go to school in Bali and thus an official Bali instagram model getting naked in tropical settings, rather than the Russian and Australian and I guess American imports who use the shit out of Bali for their instagram model content they make far too much money with…..they’re all biting her culture…those racists…

Anyway, in things that don’t make sense, I’ve been told that Inka Williams looks like a boy, because I guess Americans are officially conditioned to like fat chicks, while I still like a tanned skinny beauty in her docs…rocking some smell tits and a hot face…

She’s a 21 year old hot chick doing the instagram model thing….naked…with her tits out…in nothing but a pair of hipster boots…I mean for that to offend you or gross you out enough to come after me for reposting it just affirms my opinion that only closet case faggots read this site…

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2020

26

Oct

Julianne Hough Hard Nipples of the Day

Julianne Hough must be getting pretty old by now…but that’s not stopping the recently divorced Mormon weirdo who you know is a sexual deviant in part from being raised Mormon, which I think ended with her and her brother having sex while away from the family doing their MORMON dance training…only to end up in LA where everyone’s a degenerate pervert…where her and her brother did the whole Dancing with the Stars thing which put them on the map….which I guess is better than doing incest sex shows on stage in the basement of rich Hollywood exec sex dungeons that you know likely exist…but her fame is always bitter sweet, because I think a professional dancer should always end up a stripper, not some famous rich actor, dancer, whatever HOUGH is….besides being the Heathen who left her Mormon Church to slip of out Mormon panties / pantaloons/ to wear fitness gear her nipples are trying to shred apart…

I also remmeber that she’s dated Ryan Seacrest and I’ve met a few girls who have had sex with Ryan Seacrest and they’ve told me he’s a deviant that I am sure she was just as deviant with….so you can think of that anal sex party while looking at the sports bra nips.

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2020

26

Oct

Elizabeth Banks Bra of the Day

Elizabeth Banks Bra

Elizabeth Banks may have struck gold with the Pitch Perfect franchise she created, produced and directed….I assume based on watching GLEE figuring “I can find another ugly actress to head the Glee club that people like, maybe Anna Kendrick, she’ll play the Lea Michelle part”…in what turned out to be a huge money maker that paved the way for the industry to like her, take her seriously, give her more money for more projects that she was involved in, let her direct things like the Charlie Angels the new generation no one asked for and other dog shit, all while sitting on her pile of Hollywood money thanks to that Pitch Perfect franchise…because the money of Hollywood like things that make money and clearly Liz Banks made money.

I’m not saying she doesn’t need to praise of the execs on her dick, I am not even saying Pitch Perfect didn’t deserve to make 100s of millions of dollars, the world has a lot of losers with no taste, vision, standards who need to be entertained…I am just saying that she doesn’t need to be putting out bikini selfies at 50 years old for her weirdo fans that would be into seeing her in a bikini top….I mean just take your money and chill woman…the bikini selfie is overkill…we get it…you exist….now fuck off.

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2020

26

Oct

Madelaine Petsch Booty of the Day

Madelaine Petsch Booty

Maddy Petsch is arguably the only hot chick on Riverdale, but not hot enough to make the show worth watching, even if it’s considered a hit based on having a dozen seasons while actual good shows like the Drew Barrymore zombie show, get cancelled….it’s just kids are idiots and I assume don’t actually watch what is going on in the shows that are trending, they are too busy filming selfies or response videos to the barely shocking scenes on the very shitty show….

I have said it before, but I assume Riverdale was supposed to be a 90 minute movie, turned into a season TV show, ended up being an 8 season show, and the entire time, they had no idea where to go with it….I’ve seen episodes and they are bad….but Maddy Petsch, the redhead, despite being a redhead’s got this body worth staring at…

This is her training her ass with her dog on her like a trending health and wellness influencer onto the latest trend…

I originally thought she was in a g-string because she’s a pale bitch….but it’s just a pale bitch outfit…

Madelaine Petsch Booty

Madelaine Petsch Booty

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2020

26

Oct

Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage of the Day

Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage

Michelle Trachtenberg once told me that she only got her period in her 20s thanks to being stage parented and under extreme stress her entire life….only to take on emotional eating to fill that child star void….but there was a time when BUFFY THE VAMPIRE fans were obsessed with the younger season as they would be thanks to being weirdo nerd perverts…so for those of you still out there, since you’re too pussy to kill yourself despite how pathetic your lie is, not that suicide is an option and I always recommend sitting back and watching the insanity unfold because it’s hilarious….your dream girl is still around but now with bigger titties…maybe not the biggest her titties have been in her fat years since she’s looking less fat…but still bigger than when she was a prepubescent at 20 tv star….

Enjoy.

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2020

26

Oct

Sophia Bush Barely Showing Cleavage of the Day

Sophia Bush Topless Cleavage

Where the virgin loser nerds at? Because here’s some top notch masturbation fodder for you…it’s Sophia Bush who you know as the girl on One Tree Hill, which is a show I’ve never seen, but any website nerd I’ve known between 2003-2012 was a fan of…so I wrote it off as some virgin nerd shit…about two brothers on the basketball team and the girls they date according to my three seconds of reading the wiki page…high school dramas always an instant classic amongst the nerds who had no high school life because they were shunned and not rich yet….

Anyway, Sophia Bush was the masturbation fodder of that show, and at 38 years old she is still “delivering”…if you consider being in some bikini bottoms but no bikini top, just a button down shirt unbuttoned…what a clickbaiter…masturabtion fodder….I’m more about spread assholes and insertion…

I guess this is the SAFE cocktease like she knows how to do this kind of thing…maybe it’s the whole reason she even has a career as an actor…who knows…or cares!

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2020

26

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I don’t know how familiar you are with this site, but since the beginning of the site’s existence, I’ve been drawn to the weirdos of the internet doing weirdo things. Even before the site I was fucking around on forums, in weirdo communities, like Large Penis Support Group, which was a pretty gay site where dudes into big dicks would get dick pics out of dudes who struggled with big dicks, all under the guise of self-help….then I would sing Karoke on a voice chatroom called FIRETALK….fuck around with nerds on something called mIRC…I’m old timer and the one thing that’s inspired me all these years are the fucking weirdos finding each other where they’d otherwise be lonely losers in their own existence…but the internet opened the world up to them and their fetishes….

There was a time when the internet wasn’t mainstream, and the people producing content weren’t hot young girls dancing and pretending to be models…it was weirdos…and if it wasn’t for celebrities getting all the clicks, I would have devoted my life to that…a People of New York on weirdos…but instead I just called celebs sluts…

Since I am really uninterested in celebs, and since the internet is mainstream and all kinds of weirdos are uploading weird shit, I feel compelled to go back to my true passion of weirdos, to find them…

So when I thought I found my stride with “WET SPOT WEDNESDAY” a series of pics of girls posting their wet panties….I have now found a new What the Fuck….which is lactating tits….girls excited about their pregnancy – that they show off the milk filled tits…since they are proud of the nastiness…for lonely dudes into milky tits…and this is that….

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2020

26

Oct

Hot Half Naked Babe at the Store and Other Videos of the Day

Monkey and the Titty Grab

ALcohol Burn Fail

Burger King’s Racist Rant

Obstacle Course Death

Who Put that tree There

Fireworks Fail

Waitress Left 750 Dollar Tip in VENMO Challenge – Doing Nice things for CLOUT…

Para Glider Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

26

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s funny that when I started this site, I was an angry drunk in a time when everyone was more decent. They were watching porn secretly, they were respectful to each other, they’d fight on the internet anonymously, not under their own identity, and the whole world was a seemingly nicer place…where people lived outside of a computer, what happened on the computer was seen as a joke or not real…”it’s just the internet”…and what happened in real life is what we’d point and laugh at….

Now, I am an old, weathered apathetic drunk, who really can’t be bothered being angry at basically anything…maybe I’ve accepted my fate…maybe I’m just too lazy…or maybe with age comes wisdom and now I am wiser and realizing that stress, anger, etc is just waste of time, I’m just on the decline of life over here, chilling….while dying…it’s not going to ever get better, the best isn’t yet to come, it’s come and gone so ride it out….

While the rest of the world is all mad, outraged, perverted, mentally unstable, medicated, confused, misinformed but think they are informed, fighting on the internet as themselves, thinking they are some kind of martyr or hero or activist…with the overall internet life replacing their real life…talking to each other about memes and shit they see on the internet…no longer living an actual life….because internet is everything…and that shit’s pretty fucking weird….everyone else is the crazy ones…while I’m here after years of being called crazy…seemingly the only sane motherfucker….in a world of Crazy…

Here are some morning links…from a sane motherfucker…on the “net”….world wide webbing and shit…

Paige VanZant is NOT going to Join Only Fans
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Bella Hadid is Horse Girl
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Idiot of the Day
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Hot Model Rebecca Bangnol Naked in the Kitchen
CLICK HERE

Monster Jump from a Monster Truck
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Genie Bouchard getting fucked in Nashville
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Death Dive Championships….
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Weather Man in Pink Monkey Suit Tries to Seduce Gorillas
CLICK HERE

The Racist Cake that Cries when You Cut It…
CLICK HERE

Grossest Lesbian Marriage Ever
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Filling Up a Room With Water to See What Happens
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This Offset Dude’s Such a Fucking Loser…
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The Wintergatan – an Instrument that Makes Music with 2000 Marbles…
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

25

Oct

Shower Sundays of the Day

Another weekend update, what the fuck’s going on here. It must be a pandemic or some bullshit…that’s what they want you to believe….

As it turns out Sundays are for showering….so here are girls who took the time to take a slutty selfie in the shower and post it online. So I celebrate that.

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