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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would say that with all that is going on in the world and all that is going on with the internet…which we’ve all established is the devil and that most people or most “normals” can’t really handle or understand and it shows. They’re all going nuts.

But yeah, I would say the worst thing that has happened thanks to the internet and this is taking into ALL aspects of the internet as I’ve been a passive observer of all things internet for over 25 years at this point….is that fat girls have been confused into thinking they are hot…out here flashing their fatness in sexual poses like they don’t know they are fat…or like they know they are fat but think that’s ok because dudes will fuck anythng…it’s just a terrible dynamic when a nasty ass bitch has the attitude of a hot chick despite being a nasty ass bitch…it throws off the whole dynamic of society….but I guess that’s happening in other areas too now that no one has a gender…but even that’s not as much of a problem as fat girls thinking they are hot…that’s the devil hard and work shit…

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Jordyn Jones Has her Tits Out While Watching Her Own New Video Like a Narcissistic Fuck
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Idiot Girl in a Hot Tank Top Gets Tossed….
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33 Pics of Ariel Winter a Few Years Ago When She was Less Vile…
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Eli Roth Selling House
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Sky Blue’s Nude Polaroids are Hot
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Boxer Ryan Garcia Gets Caught Cheating on His Pregnant Fiancee With a TikTok Star
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Crazy Booty Reveal
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Airport Security Gives A Brutally Honest Speech To Everyone!
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Ants Form A Living Bridge To A Hornet’s Nest To Attack Them!
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Practice Dummy Fight Looks personal
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Exploring World’s Strangest City….
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Looking At Britain Airway’s Failed £60m Mistake Named Project Utopia
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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Despite how depressing the world appears to be, how evil society seems, how dark and ominous the future is being presented to you….remember that you can still fuck, jerk off, stare at tits, get drunk, eat a good meal…like pizza and cake at any given time of the day…that they deliver to your door…

It’s not the world around you that sucks…there are still nice places to visit, good scenery to immerse yourself in, dogs to pet….you know…things that are good….it’s not all cancel this, or be mad at that, or by a hypocrite about this, or COVID, or Election, or RACISM, or FEMINISM….that shit’s for the borings…there are ample people who don’t fucking care….

It’s people that suck…or that make you think all people suck…but there are still prostitutes, girls out there willing to fuck for money so you don’t have to put effort in…girls who aren’t about that bullshit whining anti-man life…some chicks are still chicks…you know born with vaginas…not everything is activissm and outrage….

I am still surprised that Borat isn’t cancelled….I saw he called Trump a Racist Buffoon this weekend, but then you gotta think his whole Character is mocking a small villager that I assume is Arab, he keeps his daughter like she is livestock, they celebrates the Holocaust as a people…just all terrible things…..but because they trick Trump’s lawyer into thinking some 30 year old Belarusian or Bulgarian girl is down to fuck….and because he makes fun of Trump supporters who must know he’s Borat…the same “woke” “easily offended” rejoice and celebrate…we’ll take some of that racism towards arabs to expose this nonsense agenda we are fighting like that Trump fans are redneck idiots or whatever it is they believe…elitist fucks…

Then you Chelsea Handler, who has a bunch of racist jokes on the internet because she’s one of those white girls who think they aren’t racist cuz they fuck black dudes because they don’t realize you can still be racist to get fucked by a black dude…I think it’s called Mandingo porn….so she gets the pass or thinks she has a pass….tells 50 cent to not support Trump because he’s a racist or whatever….and everyone’s cool with it…

It’s ok to be racist if you fuck black dudes like SNL and Adele, but only if you you call out others for being racist, ignorant, or whatever the bullshit agenda of the time is.

Then there’s the SNL, that does everything they can to hate on TRUMP, but do a sex tourism and with Adele about big black dick….in a “aren’t you the same people cancelling everyone, coming at us with the racist jokes”….

It’s all quite dumb,…BUT NOT AS DUMB AS THE LINKS…. here they are.

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Irina Shayk is All Legs for Versace – Naked!!
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Sateboard girl in the Smallest Shorts
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Pamela Anderson Knows How to Cook in her underwear
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Jojo and Sarah Hyland Talk Virginity!
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Booty in a Thong Hop
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Ryan Blaney’s Girlfriend Gianna Tulio Shares a Look at the 2021 Hooters Calendar
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Natalie Jayne Roser is Smoking!
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Emily Ratajkowski Gets Knocked Up!
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Lauren Murphy Nip Slip During UFC Fight
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Social Distanced Beer Pong
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Porn Star Richelle Ryan Was on the Hunt this Weekend After the VCU Baseball Team Caught Her Eye
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Candice Swanepoel Gets Wet for Russia!
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Kylie Jenner in Adult Diapers.
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Olivia Munn in Tight Jeans
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Bikini Clad Twitch Girl in a Bikini Told Off by Old Man
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American Music Awards Noms Announced
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4 Asses – Tanning….Maybe it is 3 Asses Tanning….It’s looping and can be As Many Asses Tanning as You Want
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Programmer Takes Revenge On IRS Phone Scammers With A Program!
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BOOTY ALERT: Tyler Herro and Katya Elise Henry Are Vacationing in Turks and Caicos
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Jasmine Sanders Boobie Bra!
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Noah Cyrus in a Bra Getting Inked…
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Why Bird Nests Aren’t Filled with Poop
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Celebrity Wedding of the Week…
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Favorite DWTS girl Chrishell Stause Nipple Pokies!
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I am not sure what is going on here but that girl is dumb…
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Wendy Williams is off the Rails and People Think it is Drugs….
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Eric Decker Motorboated Jessie James Decker,
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Caylee Cowan Glamour Model.
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Video Of NASA Landing A Spacecraft 200 Million Miles Away!
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Rapper Offset talks about his confrontation with Bev Hills PD
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Bella Thorne as Little Red Riding Hood
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Art to Remind Ladies You Don’t have Sex
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Madison Beer in a Sweater
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Programmer Gets Revenge on IRS Phone Scammer
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Exploring The World’s Strangest City, Ashgabat, Turkmenistan!
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Chandler Parsons and Haylee Harrison are Still Going Strong – Check Out her Bikini
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Rebecca Bangnol Naked in the Kitchen!
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Security Camera Catches The Exact Moment A Girl Knew She Was Being Adopted!
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Women 101: A Guide To Understanding The Female Species
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Cnn Reporter in Brazil Gets Robbed at Knifepoint While Reporting
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Space X Just had 100th Flight.
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Tennis Star Genie Bouchard Was in Nashville This Weekend Supporting Steelers Backup QB Mason Rudolph
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Cristina Novac gets the Plastic Wrap Treatment!
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Georgia Gibbs in Honey Birdette Undies
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Hold On Bitch
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Fascinating Photos Collected From History
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Filling A Room With Water Until The Foor Collapses!
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Woman in Car Doing TikTok Gets Caught – May Be Old – Or just New Normal.
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Paige VanZant is Not Going to Join OnlyFans or Send Nudes if You Send Her Money
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Maya Otsoko’s Sheer Lingerie!
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Slim Thug is Flirting with a Lingerie Clad Meg Stallion
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Epic Dive
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The Story Of The Kombucha Girl Meme!
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The Australian Weather Man Flirting with Gorillas in a Pink Gorilla Suit
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Fitness Model Ana Cheri Shows Off Her Basketball Skills in a “Space Jam” Costume
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Margaret Qualley Goes Full Frontal with Shia LaBeouf!
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Bella Hadid the Horse Girl!
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KEELEY HAZELL TOPLESS!
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Double Does of Awesome with Asian babes
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Evil Amber Heard Dog Walking
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Stella Maxwell for VS Lingerie
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Top
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Uma Thurman Dog Walking
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Heidi Klum in a Mask…
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Candice Swanepoel Miami Legs
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People Love this Chrishell Stause girl
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Julianne Hough in a Tank Top
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I thought Katy Berry ALREADY HAD THE BABY – DAMN
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From stepSMUT!!

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Pumpkin Fucker for the Fall
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A Bunch of Booty
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Ass Clown
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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With clothing – and Without
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Squirts at a Restaurant
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Finger on the Pulse of the Asshole
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Pale Nips!
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Two Chicks Bouncing Out of their Clothes
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Lebsians Get their Fuck On…
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Pink Skirt Dildo Ride from Behind
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Mental Mondays…
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Girl Putting the Egg Back in the Egg Hole – LITERALLY
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Webcam Strip
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9 Inches of Dildo with a Whole Lot of Butthole
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9 REASONS TO SAY “WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?”
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Danielle Showing Tits!
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Black Dildos Matter
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22 People Having a Shittier Day than You…..
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Girl Getting FELT UP by Many
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Tits Falling Out
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Girl Getting it Done with a Dildo
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The future of Fucking
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Sex on the Beach
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2020

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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Since Milky Breast Monday wasn’t enough….

I figure why not add some excitement to your life with some MILFS….that I assume are actually MILFS because they uploaded the pics of themselves to amateur MILF fetish sites….I don’t know why any non-MILF even if she’s in her 40s would ever call herself a MILF unless she was trying to use MILF as an excuse for her Quarantine Weight Gain…”no that’s from my child”….

I guess women with kids are allowed to get naked on the internet showing their more experienced vaginas than non-MOM women, at least experienced in a “I experienced a Traumatic event” kind of experienced, not “I learned this new trick with that took me years of fucking to figure out experience”…..two different kinds of experiences…one makes them better and the other makes them potentially banged out…whether vaginas retract or not…babies have been pushed through them….

So with all the celeb pregnancy news during Quarantine, from Hilary Duff to whoever the fuck else is pregnant, I prefer the non celebs…so here’s some MILFs…for a NEW monday feature for you perverts.

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2020

Oct

Em Rat Cow is Pregnant of the Day

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Will it be a rat or will it be a cow? The lamest reveal to hit the internet today.

Emily Ratajkowski is the lamest self promoter and self googler around, but for whatever reason the industry has accepted her as a “voice”, not a very important voice, but they give her attention despite really just being a set of tits that got naked in a viral music video and that was able to polarize that in the weakest way to amass a giant following…forcing people live VOGUE to suck her dick as part of their instagram strategy because they want followers too you know…

In this video, she reveals her pregnancy with the rich kid who looks like “MASK”…. assuming her rich husband is the baby daddy, I guess that depends on what she’s casting for. So it is probably not with one of the photographers she used to suck up to for content before she was trending….only to turn around and act like they are predators when everyone is just using everyone out here…it was a good angle to claim empowerment despite getting naked never being empowering, people really ran with her story and made her a titty model hero to other itty models….because if you get famous for clickbait nudes, you gotta spend your life trying to make those clickbait low hanging fruit way to get eyeballs looking your way seem higher concept….it’s the porno model, people aren’t on this site to read what I say, they are here for the tits…as every Rat Cow fan is there for the tits…but they pretend they aren’t to feel better about their existence…

In keeping with the MILK FILLED TIT MONDAY post I made about the disgustingness of pregnancy and milk filled tits, she’s just announced her lame pregnancy in a lame way, directed by Lena Dunham with some spoken word that is poorly executed like a college film class and not a very good one…more a weekend film seminar for seniors…but it’s an attempt at depth that is so off the mark…but may have some authenticity because she’s so hyped on herself, that she thinks reproduction is her gift to society, some narcissism, even if having kids in this era is some selfish shit.

I am not a fan of Em Rata, her hustle, even her nudes suck…if anything her bottom feeding offends me because it worked and I prefer titty models to keep on track titty modelling, not being fake internet fashion icons who partner up with VOGUE to release pregnancy smut….direced by LENA DUNHAM some other idiot who believes her own hype…it’s like two ugly chicks talking about how great they are because they don’t know they are ugly…because the world hasn’t allowed them to come to that conclusion when clearly it’s obvious…because beauty is more than just a set of tits or a photo…it digs deeper into your soul and clearly there’s no soul here.

All this to say bitch got cummed in during QUarantine like it was a Ben Affleck / David Fincher casting for GONE GIRL…

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2020

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Titty Rub Down of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the hottest thing in Hollywood according to me and she’s not really even that hot, but I tend to think most actresses are average at best…and this one is better than the others on the up and up because she wasn’t just plucked from social media….she was created by her agent and managers like old times.

If you want to get petty, she’s got a bit of a dopey face and I’ve seen her in a few of her acting jobs where she sounded like she had a mouth full of marbles, but maybe that was just her massive teeth….and she wasn’t that impressive of an actor…..but that don’t even matter because have you seen them tits..

That’s all the hidden talent a bitch needs, since she kept her tits hidden until the right reveal, but not so hidden anymore thanks to Euphoria…..where she busted them out… where everyone finally accepted her as a celebrity because it finally put her on the map…all it took was huge tits…imagine that…

She’s gone onto do lingerie work for Rihanna…., she finally existed because her tits are fucking huge and that’s enough reason to exist in this era of everyone is a pervert and really all eras since we’re a species drawn to big fucking tits….

This is the behind the scenes of some photoshoot where she gets her chest rubbed down, and that could be hot to some of you….since her tits are almost life changing large…because they are the only reason she really exists…someone saw the big naturals and was like “I’m gonna make a celebrity out of these”…it’s a prime example of HOST BODY for tits, only it’s worked out great for her and that’s all that matters. I’m a fan.

Here she is being a banana

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2020

Oct

Elsa Hosk Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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Earlier today, I did a horrible new feature, because as I’ve been told numerous times, I am my own worst enemy and that I am into self destructing, which is true….the highlight of my blogging career was seeing twitter followers do a mass exodus when live blogging Michael Jackson’s funeral…it was a long time ago, but I’ve been doing this a long time…and that was my peak…

Anyway, that new feature is MILK FILLED TITTIES where women take pics of their lactating / milk filled / pregnancy or post pregnancy boobs for the weirdos who get off to milk filled tits, in what I assume is an attempt to feel hot or sexual after their husband or baby daddy runs from their pregnancy as pregnancy is fucking gross…THERE IS A PARASITE INSIDE YOU BITCH….

Anyway, Elsa Hosk is pregnant, she released some lame ass pregnancy pics she shot with her high end fashion photographers, because she doesn’t rely on the mall photographer who does Boudoir shots for her instagram feed like all the middle of the road parents you’ve seen and probably know with their own lame ass pregnant photos….you know topless mom and topless dad under the apple treee or some shit hugging…get the fuck out of here you SIMP fuck for being so WHIPPED that there’s photographic evidence of your balls after they were removed…

ANYWAY…I don’t know how current these HOSK pics are since you can’t see her child leaching off her body before it eventually destroys her fucking body…but she’s one of the hottest models around so less visible baby the better…

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2020

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Support the front line workers on their Only Fans even though they get naked for free to promote their Only Fans because they are riding the hype of being seen as heroes, heroes on the front lines of COVID flu….risking their lives despite 99.99% survival rate…I think under 20 health care workers have died of COVID despite being arm deep in it…but yes…let’s shut down the world….heroes…who when on the front lines take the time to take nude selfies cuz they get off on people getting off to them I guess..or maybe all women want to be sex workers….who knows…but they have these good jobs they trained for, jobs that come with pensions….no reason to run a sideline nude business…unless their dreams of seducing a doctor has failed them and they’re left to fend for themselves…who knows…

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2020

Oct

Bella Thorne Nipple of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s tits get faker and faker by the day, which makes sense since everything about this bitch is some contrived bullshit barely cool, always lame mess….that looks like it smells like old farts she’s forced into her piss soaked mattress due too one too many burritos and I guess one too many nights getting pissed on, or pissing on, lame ass youtubers who are just so excited to be in the presence of some trending Disney kid….

Lame ass Bella Thorne is still doing her whole “Only Fans’ marketing campaign, in part because she makes millions doing it, but also because it allows her to pretend to be edgy, or sexual, in an era where everyone is edgy and sexual…they’ve all grown up masturbating to hardcore porn from a young age, they get it…and don’t need some loud mouth celebrity clown to try to make online sex, nudity, sex work, whoring about herself…

The fact that the industry accepts her as this visionary because the industry is filled with old out of touch idiots who just see followers and money and realize if they don’t partner up with her, someone else will, and that someone else will make all kinds of money because Bella Thorne’s fans fucking listen to her like she’s their messiah, which is a terrifying thought if you have hope for the future, which I don’t, so it’s actually good news…because you want celebrities to influence their idiot followers into being whores…it makes for more jerk off material…

I don’t find Bella Thorne hot, or to have any substance or sex appeal, she’s basically representative of all things wrong with society….clickbait, a meme, garbage manufactured fake as fuck shit….not to mention her “sex work” she’s getting paid for is not even her fucking, inserting or showing her nasty shit smeared skid mark of an asshole….it’s just the most basic Disney level of bullshit…but it helps her perpetuate her lie and it’s working for her….thanks to society sucking at its core.

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2020

Oct

Jojo Pussy Tattoo of the Day

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Jojo, who recently did some perverted show on ELLEN TUBE about sex health with Sarah Hyland, some sex therapist and other idiots talking sex…

On the show, Jojo disclosed losing her virginity at 14….probably to some executive, she was a child star, said things like not needing penetration or a vibrator….where she can stimulate herself clitorally…because this is the era of oversharing and for whatever reason I don’t find any of that information hot in the public forum…I actually hate hearing about it…but it’s normalized, sex positivity is a thing, let’s all overshare…for whatever fucking reason you probably all jerked off to it already…

Jojo, is also a recently recruited lingerie model for Rihanna, and she’s loving being jerked off to, because like most people, she’s a fucking pervert…but unlike most people…she’s a celebrity and thus her perversion is weirder thanks to lots of downtime….

So she’s all about being this sexual being, I am all about staring, because prior to this lingerie campaign, I just saw Jojo as some lame ass sloppy bitch who is trying to reclaim her celebrity off nostalgia…but apparently she’s just an overly horny pig of a girl and in an era of everything being porn…that’s pretty expected, mainstream, but still weird….

I guess I prefer learning girl’s sexually interests in a ONE ON ONE way, rather than on some podcast they are doing for attention….to show the world that they are into fucking like basically everyone else in the world…

Here she is being fit

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2020

Oct

Amber Rose Nude of the Day

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Amber Rose has been doing a bit of a media tour after launching her only fans to cash the fuck in as hard as she can off being Amber Rose, despite the money she’s banked from having Rapper babies a few times, and maybe from her stripper money that she keeps in her sock drawer as strippers forever remain strippers….but that’s ok, we all gotta do what we gotta do to get by….and the fact that this stripper is tapping into her stripping roots despite living the actual stripper dream like Cardi B…by getting naked for perverts on the internet for money…

In her doing media around the only fans, she’s claimed to have been raped by one of her famous exes, she’s also said Kanye was on her back for years, as you’d expect someone who pulled the stripper out of the strip club to legitimize her would be with what I’m sure he considered his property…and it’s all boring.

What isn’t boring is that she actually GETS naked on her feed, unlike other bitches like Bella Thorne, so she at least gives the fans what they want…and I’m all for that…

I make fun of dudes who subscribe to only fans, the biggest cash grab for sluts on the internet, and I do think it’s pathetic of them to chase those nudes, especially when the girls hustling them aren’t getting nude…

So seeing some actual tit on the nude content being sold, is a step in the right direction…so if you’re going to sign up to any Only Fans, choose the girls who aren’t fully scamming you, even if it’s all a fucking scam.

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