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2020

27

Oct

Elsa Hosk Pregnant on the Beach “Erotica” of the Day

All these bitches getting pregnant during Quarantine….are either “modelling industry is dead”…or “now is as good a time as any to not get an abortion”….you know it’s a global pandemic plus in this era the kids are something you can exploit along with yourself to get all those brand deals in….nothing like being a mom to open up a whole new market of influencer ads on instagram because you can’t just be some hot slut guys jerk off to forever, you gotta strap down and get serious or some bullshit…especially now that fat girls, actual celebs and other retards of various degrees of retard are getting all the work because brands want to avoid the over sexualized, unrealistic body image girls the masses hate becuase they are jealous….

So if you’re a Victoria’s Secret model and you’re bored because there are no luxury events and you’re stuck hanging around….getting cummed in is just what people do…breeder fetish shit the way nature intended…I mean all dudes like cumming in girls if there’s no risk of baby making….only to hit the bullseye in a “If it happens, it happens and I won’t be getting it sucked out of me, because COVID, even though I still get my face injections”….

Point being, Pregnancy is fucking gross, especially in this era of the end of the world is near, how could you be so selfish to bring more people to an overp olulated world that is going to implode, you narcissistic fuck looking to regenerate or keep your genes going because you’re just that into yourself…you Selfish fuck….

So I never see pregnant girls as hot, I don’t see a glow…I see a parasite, like horror movie parasite trying to ruin the bitch, her vagina and life…RUN…..RUN…>>RUN!!

The worst horror movie…pregnancy…so here’s a pregnant underwear model on the beach in a bikini, which seems wrong on all levels and it’s all pretty gross for people disgusted by breeding like me.

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2020

27

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Pink Bra of the Day

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Hailey Bieber loves being a Bieber more than anything and it’s pretty obvious and probably the reason Justin bothered marrying her. It’s like the best of both worlds for him, a girl who was clearly his groupie who I’ve heard popped her Cherry when she was underage, who comes from some level of money because Stephen Baldwin is definitely still rich even if he’s irrelevant, then there’s the whole Hailey working as a failed IG model or the bootleg Jenner and Hadid’s she tried to mooch of of to get some work…so he could pretend that she wasn’t a straight up sugar baby…but most importantly…the Groupie thing, like Jessica Biel did with Timberlake before her, means that girl will let dude do whatever he wants and even if she bitches about it she will get over it because he’s her god…

But yeah, since being a Bieber she’s been far more relevant, people actually pay attention to her…it’s like all it took to matter was the right dick inside her…feminism…

This is some Breast Cancer bullshit she’s participating with a bunch of other celebs, probably launched by someone in the industry, to celebrate or bring awareness to breast cancer by having girls show off their tits like you’d show off your ability to clap to someone who lost an arm in a mining accident…pretty mean stuff…but any activism to get a bitch naked, espeically a wholesome “Jesus” freak like this (LOL)…is a good thing to get involved in….plus the panties doing this are likely for profit so the Breast Cancer thing is just a fucking lie or sales hook, but no one questions any of that cuz BRA AND PANTY SETS on Jesus Freaks…married to popstars…

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2020

27

Oct

Jordyn Jones Wet Yellow Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones who I thought was just a Kalamazoo reality star from some child dance show because I don’t read the wikipedias of these girls, they are all interchangeable, uninspired, clickbait bullshit and their origin story doesn’t really interest me, I’m more about the tits…because everyone has reduced themselves to their tits, despite calling sites like this part of the problem, the reality is we’re just reposting the shit these people are producing for their own channels, clearly sexualizing themselves then getting mad when we do…because we’re big mean men who are putting down young women who are more popular than us…because as public figures we expect more out of them…or that big bad men are being perverts fetishizing them…because they are hot young chicks…what a crazy fucking concept…we get the hustle, we don’t mind the hustle, we may laugh at the hustle because it is so obvious and ultimately the content or the product these people produce is on the same level of low level shite…meaning Jordyn Jones, who I thought was a reality star turned dancer is actually a pop singer because anyone can be these days….there’s no talent needed to make a shitty pop song proven time and time again by other whores…..these people don’t have anything to offer, their music as clickbait as their outfit choices…they don’t trigger thought, inspire or motivate, they are just like “here are my slutty pics so you listen to my shit music and so I can get paid, yay social media”…

That said, Jordyn Jones has a real crackbaby or fetal alcohol syndrome or even inbred look to her, my theory is she’ll be diabetic, footless, rolling around in Walmart back in Michigan buying a tub of cheese puffs by the time she’s in her 40s…as fame doesn’t last forever…but now that I see she sings, likely already has a few million in the bank, that dream I have for her is less and less obvious but clearly…she’s got the look of someone who will look awful once she starts getting Michigan fat, which isn’t Hollywood fat….

Here she is in some slutty outfit being Michigan trash transplanted in LA….

Some ass shots from her new music video :

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2020

27

Oct

Pia Mia Perez Topless of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is one of Bella Thorne’s groupies, or maybe Bella Thorne is her groupie, in this era of “SHARE FOR SHARE” where people ride off each other’s hype as hard as they can so that they both elevate the ranks of social media whore together….because it means real money will be made….it’s hard to decide what is authentic or not…in part because they all have jacked up surgeries and look like porn chicks…

It is funny that with the mainstreamification of porn and with girls knowing dudes watched porn…that they’d take on porn personas of their own all to “seemingly” matter….because we used to watch porn to jerk off and see girls that were basically disgusting getting fucked in ways we wanted to fuck the hot girls we knew in our life….we never really wanted the hot girls in life to channel that porn look and become porn stars…but women don’t understand dudes and take everything at face value….”My husband jacks off to porn, therefore porn chicks are hot”…when we all know that porn chicks are fucking vile and we only like them for being vile…

So when you see Bella Thorne or her followers like Pia Mia Perez, who at one time was trying to be a Disney kid, turn to only fans like a low level sex worker, despite having been mainstream…you gotta wonder what went wrong in their insular life…like we know Bella Thorne’s mom is a whore with monster fake tits who sucked dick for the career of her kids…but Pia Mia from GUAM probably has a similar story…or maybe it’s a rebellion like “fuck you mom and dad for making me this candy ass lame star, when I want to be jacked off to”…so she took her money and bought tis, jacked up her face and now sings in rap videos like she’s Cardi B….despite probably being hotter without all the jacked up face and tits….

Anyway, this is part of her Only Fans promo which I get makes money, but these are peoplle who can make money legit ways, but I guess it’s easier to just show tits especially now that it’s socially accepted, if anything it makes them feel edgier than the candy ass bullshit they came into the industry being….trash…

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2020

27

Oct

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Over the years I’ve been called a misogynist even before I knew what the word meant and I was like “cool”….because people think celebrating women for being hot or calling them sluts for reducing them to nude pics because I expect more out of them because a lot of these women have fan bases..that are easily manipulated idiots and follow their lead…and it’s not because I don’t like all the nudes, I love this shit, but thanks to those early influencers and actors getting naked, we’re swimming in nude pics now…impossible to even keep up…and nudes are life…or some shit…

“The Ratio” has also been called misogynist. It’s some women who don’t have the right hip to waist ratio fighting science….because The Ratio is a scientifically proven phenom….dudes are drawn to big hips and smaller waists…and it applies to everyone with bigger hips and smaller waists…so fat ass women so long as they have a waist make the cut….but yeah, these feminists mad at “the ratio” despite it being science are the same feminists mad at trump for not listening to the science…you know just a bunch of crazy that really comes down to jealousy you bitches with the wrong ratio be hating….while these girls with ratio are uploading their nudes like nature intended…

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2020

27

Oct

Lauren Murphy’s UFC Nipple of the Day

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This is obviously a few days old, but UFC fighter Lauren Murphy’s tit fell out of her sports bra when she was kicking the shit out of some other UFC bitch, which I am sure got all the UFC bros really pumped that it wasn’t some dick on dick in skimpy short martial art action, assuming they aren’t all closet cases who just discount the girl fighters that were thrown into the mix for the people like me who don’t give a fuck about UFC, find it pretty queer to be into UFC and without chicks being involved, it’s not worth checking out….only even with chicks involved I havlittle to ne o interest in the shit….since girls who typically like to beat the fuck out of other girls are not the kind of girls I like…I get it, strong and fit is ok, but then watch the CROSSFIT GAMES and realize that girls who do crossfit should have dicks since that sex appeal is zero…only instead of doing olympic lifts, these girls might as well have dicks…

Anyway, I figure a tit slip is the golden moment in Women’s UFC to the fans, so not posting it would be a crime….and here you go….even though I’m not into this shit…so many of you probably are…you pervert fucks.

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2020

27

Oct

Dove Cameron Mannequin Challenge of the Day

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Dove Cameron is a famous Disney Kid who has taken on instagram and in taking on instagram she’s basically totally jacked up her face so hard with the face injections, fillers, and botox, turning into some sort of sex doll looking, Augmented Reality, maybe Artifical Intelligence sex bot set to rip your dick off if you get too close…

That face isn’t natural and that’s too bad…because I get the compulsion to jack your face up to look like some bloated porn chick found dead in a ditch after a bad date with a creepy psycho fan…all bloated and shit…and I know tht everyone is hopping on the trend because they are all follower fucks who confuse monster Kardashians as being the look everyone wants…which would be the equivalent of a fat girl getting popular in High School and all the chicks deciding to get fat to keep up with the trends…you know…something that makes no sense, but to be hotter on social media is the dream and I guess they think it is attainable with a series of 400-600 dollar shots…

I think it’s too bad that someone who was already on TV, and had a fan base, hated herself as much as she does to jack herself up, but she was sold to the industry young, her dad did commit suicide for being a closeted homo, and she’s clearly all kinds of fucked up…just not fucked up enough for her plastic ass to post videos of her getting fucked which is really what we all want to see.

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2020

27

Oct

Alexandra Daddario Topless of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario sucks….

I realize she’s got big tits and that big tits are enough to allow you to survive in this world. I mean it basically is just part of being human. Since the beginning of time girls with big tits getting all the best shit, they get the most hype, even if it is not deserving. Whether it was in the Caveman era where Caveman husband wouldn’t kill the big tits off during famine…or basically every generation since where the big tits end up with rich dudes, with fans all because big tits speak to us on some animalistic level we can’t really control and aren’t even aware of…but everyone, man and woman alike see big tits and immediately become dumbfounded idiots…I know it’s just tits, but tits are fucking wonderful and not because they feed babies, or maybe it is because they fed us as babies and the bigger they are the more familiar they are since most milk filled tit is bigger than most babies and for our entire life…like the pilgrims before us…or the colonialists just don’t tell the “woke” left white people…they hate that word…we spend our life trying to find tits bigger than us…

There’s been so many girls with big tits undeserving of any of the fame or followers they have, but those big tits let them carry on living a better life than most people all because of the tits….from Bird faced, ugly and weird belly buttoned Em Rat Cow who without the tits would be basically nothing, to Kate Upton and other big tits that wouldn’t have ever amounted to anything with normal tits….to Alex Daddario who I have seen act with her big tits at least once and realized she’s all hype because of her tits and that whole acting thing was only a thing because of the big tits….just unfortunately not the right kind of acting in those porno movies…but rather hollywood acting since it needs big tits too…

Either way, she’s figuring out instagram like all the other celebs, and this is what she’s bringing to the people…

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2020

27

Oct

Airplane Bathroom Selfies of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, girls will be slutty in any environment, whether it has a mirror or not, because they like to be on camera, chasing that clout or that 15 minutes of fame, I’ve seen bitches with 500 followers run their own produced “podcast” interview shows for 12 people watching and acting like there was a sold out arena because of their delusions….just going through the motions…

So in this era of being lewd, nude, or half nude as often as possible to be as hot as possible to the people watching….or to send around to their circle of friends to let them know how “not prude” and “open to sex” they are…it’s a trend…..the AIRPLANE slutty selfie makes sense…

In my era, people would sneak to the bathroom to have a smoke, those long flights no smoke painful…now the addiction is slutty pics of themselves, it’s like if they don’t see themselves looking back at themselves on the hour, it’s like they don’t even exist…so the plane bathroom selfie makes sense to me…I mean fucking, licking toilet seats, jerking off in plane bathrooms is nothing new….so slutty selfies on the plane by people building their online personas being slutty is nothing revolutionary, if anything just obvious….but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing!