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2020

Oct

TANLINE THURSDAY OF THE DAY

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It may be freezing as fuck here in Canada, but if I have learned anything in life, it is that the weather can’t suppress the whores, they will always find a way….if you went to nightclubs in the middle of winter even 20 years ago when slutty was less slutty, there’d be all the girls in their short skirts and heels because they won’t let the cold rain on their slut parade…

So I am sure we will have tanline thursday throughout the winter, whether from girls in hot places, girls traveling to hot places with that COVID discount prices, I saw some dude got to Maldives or some other Influencer destination for like 1000 dollars….these travel spots are desperate and when you stop fearing some dumb virus…maybe you’ll take advantage, while slutty chicks already are, because they can’t not continue being sluts, their livlihood and clout rely on it, plus they don’t fear virus, I mean they fuck all kinds of dirty rich dick raw for rent..

Point being, even in cold areas there are tanlines thanks to spray tans…so tan line fetishists can rejoice…while looking at this week’s tanline round up filled with a variety of girls for all tastes showing tanlines…

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2020

Oct

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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Another weekend update, what the fuck’s going on here. It must be a pandemic or some bullshit…

This time it’s chubby girls for the chubby chasers since 99 percent of the women who talk to you or fuck you or that you want to fuck because you’re lonely and love is all you crave are chubby…

I am all for unrealistic body expectations in the media, these ladies are not…

But since they aren’t celebrities, I am all for them feeling “empowered” to show that even if you like to eat and not exercise or have hormonal issues…you can still post nudes online and some of these aren’t that bad.

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2020

Oct

Old Man Gets it on with Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day

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Cat Walk Fail

Truck Windshield Gets Hit

Checking Temperatur in Italy Schools Done by Creepy Janitor

Chinese Man Doesn’t Understand “PAY BY PHONE” so he Pays with his Phone

Scooter Master

Using a Plastic Bag as a Jerry Can

Center piece at Bar Causes Deadly Explosion

FedEx Driver Gets Political When Delivering to a Trump Supporter….

5 Men. – 1 Scooter

Boulder Takes Out car

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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While watching middle aged women with in their tight track pants on, all out for a midday jog, with every bad decision they ever made highlighted with every stride…decisions she’s clearly trying to remedy through jogging…just massive jiggle in a good way even if it’s middle aged and disgusting….I like to wonder if you are all done hating Trump for no reason yet? Or are you still being manipulated by the media and shitty celebs to hate him, because you are all mindless consumers who respond to emotional triggers, instead of using your rational brain because that is how you are trained?

I’m not into politics, but clearly, one candidate is a hell of a lot more fun to watch in action, and really when you’re dealing with two evils, it’s always better to choose the one who is openly an asshole and unapologetic about being an asshole…rather than some wishy washy secretive shit…

I actually don’t care about American politics, but it’s all I fucking see and read and I’ve seen Trump get slaughtered, misquoted and all these other things to make him look like an idiot by the media, and I have watched him in action and thought “he seems to know what he’s talking about”….and I’ve asked “why does everyone hate him, he’s just out here for America”….at least more than any other motherfucker…in what has been a 3.5 year smear campaign in an attempt to cancel to the motherfucker….and all the loser celebs are on board…being paid off because they are all money grubbing dick suckers….

So….don’t be manipulated on an emotional level by masterful brain washers….unless that brain washer is me telling you to click these damn links…politics are full of fucking evil people who don’t care about you….but are trying to get themselves ahead because they are at the top of the food chain and can get away with insane corruption…

I just read something like Amazon doesn’t pay tax, despite being a massive company, while all the small and medium sized companies pay a shit ton of tax, all because the government sees it as a way to create jobs to tax, so don’t tax the evil corporation, tax joe worker just trying to stay afloat…that’s the fucking problem with the world…not that I do politics….

I do stepLINKS though, and badly written rants no one reads, so maybe just click the links and forget we had this chat…or you can just show me your tits…assuming you have tits…

Instagram Model Natalie Gauvreau is Looking for a Tennis Partner
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Britney Spears on the Beach
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Pussy Popping Challenge Fail
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Nude Model Posing
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Angry Tiger
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Wife Mad Husband Is Marrying Another Chick
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How NASA Plans to Stop an Asteroid from Hitting Earth
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137 Pics of Hailey Bieber Being Hot
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Sister Calls the Coronavirus the “Biggest Fraud” She’s Ever Seen
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Just Dudes Being Idiots
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Pizza Assembly by LEgos
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Guy Plays Doom on his Smart Fridge
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Riding the Tamper Wrong
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Brad Pitt’s IG Model GF Nicole Poturalski in her Hottest Pics
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Women We Love: Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Oct

stepLINKs of the Day

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There is so much to be angry about in the world…no matter what your life is about or what you are into…there’s just a steady stream of shitty that can get you down…money, bitches, pandemics, politics, activism, social justice warriors, other people’s better lives on social media…..but tonight just got a little better….at least for me because I’m done the fucking links…this shit takes too much time for too many ungrateful fucks….

Remember both big tits and little tits should be treated with the same love and respect….but also remember to not listen to celebrities and influencers who are trying to manipulate your mind…they don’t like you, they don’t know you, they think you are shit…and their opinions aren’t based on fact, truth or anything, those flip floppers do what they are told or what is popular…

But remember….to click the fucking links….

Bebe Rexha Boob Out to Encourage the Votes!
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Hot Model Christen Harper Wished Rams QB Jared Goff a Happy Birthday With Her Girls Out
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Booty Pumping Gas
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Jojo Shows Us Her Lonely Heart in her New Lingerie Video
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137 Pics of Bieber’s Wife Hailey Bieber!
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Valerie Loureda is Back in a Thong
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Olivia Munn in Tight Jeans
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Tessa Thompson Bare Ass While Skinny Dipping!
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Weird Warm Up for these Female Track Stars
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Waking Up with Heidi Klum!
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Instagram Model Amanda Lee Does Tennis
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Alexis Ren Bikini Booty
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Plasma Lightsaber – for the Star Wars Fans
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Rapper Buys 180k Pokemon Card
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Bianca Gascoigne in a Bikini!
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Charlotte McKinney Post Yoga Camel Toe
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So Close Fail
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Vanessa Bryant Honors Kobe and Family With New Tattoo
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Jessica Simpson’s No Pants Needed Quarantine Rule!
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Alice Deren is an Amazing Hot Nude Model
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Kid’s First Try Milking Cow
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Kanye’s Campaign Video
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The Simpson’s Trailer for their Halloween 2020 Special
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Check Out this Ultra Rare Ferrari
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Video Surfaces of the Aftermath of the Tommy Pham Stabbing
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Juliette Lewis Shows Love to Miley’s Mullet!
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Jenna Dewan is Thirst Trapping!
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Guy at Zoo Stalked by Tiger
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Dogs are Very Excited to See Owner
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Ekaterina Zueva Topless by the Pool!
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Dak Prescott’s Neighbors Left Him a “Get Well Soon” Message in Front of His House
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Guard Chickens are the new Guard Dog
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Drunk Woman Can’t Get Guy’s Attention
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Cambrie and Faith Schroder Take the Beach in Bikinis
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Bengals Cheerleader Leah Priessman is Feeling Tall in Her Latest Lingerie Selfie
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Dude Assaults TV Crew
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Viggo Mortensen Speaks 7 Languages
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Emily Ratajkowski Takes a Hike!
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Jade Chynoweth in a Jade Bikini
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Dude Doing the Robot like a Robot
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xbox’s Quick Resume
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Bike Stunt
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Frida Aasen for D Squared Lingerie!
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Jude Law’s Hot Daughter Iris
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Long Jump
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Sara Sampaio’s Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics
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Irina Shayk Wearing her Titty Shoot Wrong
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Chantel Jeffries Tight Body in Fitness Gear
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Sharon Stone is Old in a Dress
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Pregnant Katharine McPhee in a Tight SHirt
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Camila Cabello in a Sports bra and Pussy Hugging Leggigns
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Kaia Gerber and her Boyfriend
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Lisa Rinna Walking the Streets
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Sia’s Dancer – Maddie Ziegler is Now 18…and on the streets
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Billie Eilish Huge Tits
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Ashley Benson in Tight Pants
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Hailey Bieber’s Bike Shorts
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Delilah Belle Hamlin in Some Tight Dress
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Lottie Moss in a Tight Dress..
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From Behind…
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Fuck Machine and a Ball Gag
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She’s Having an Intense Orgasm
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Hip Inked Girl and her Anal Dildo Show…
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Abella Dannger Topless
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Jojo in her Underwear
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Dee Williams Brings the Orgasms
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Jasmine Sanders in a White Bikini
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girls Getting Ready to Go Out
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Big Tit Reveal
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Shit Pornstars Say
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40 People Having a Shitty Day
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Perky Tits
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Tits Fall Out of Dress
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Is this a Gender Reveal Stunt?
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They Call THIS NO CHANCE
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PAWG!
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Head with Some Nipple Clamps
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2020

Oct

Scout Willis – Gash Flash of the Day

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Scout Willis is the Willis sister that had the most potential before Rumer decided to take her mom’s weak genetic lead and get all kinds of work done to make her hot and it has worked, I saw some fetish pics that celebrity groupie Tyler Shields shot a few weeks ago and they were solid especially for a Willis Sister…

Anyway, Scout is the young one, I don’t remember the middle one’s name, and she’s the more hip and hot of the group of possibly molested by their creepy stepdad Ashton Kutcher, that dude weird’s me out…..but probably just some rich, spoiled, entitled, celebrity kids which is hot to me.

She’s wearing a romper and the romper is doing what all dudes want ropers to do when a girl is wearing them and that’s flash that gash…

You can barely see anything, maybe a little bush, just not the hipster level of bush I’d want pouring out of those fuckers, but I guess even hipsters shape their pussy hair, despite the whole feminism thing…which is a bummer since I like bush to be so full you feel like you can curl up inside it for shelter, or maybe just like a pillow…

I actually don’t know if this is an actual gash flash, but good enough for me, since I have no standards!

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2020

Oct

Jordyn Jones Clapping Ass of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is probably not January Jones’ daughter, but she’s likely old enough to be, since January Jones is old….

Jordyn Jones is some Dance Star from Kalamazoo Michigan, so you know she’s trashy, that probably climbed the ranks due to white trash reality TV….

I assume that she will end up forgotten and back in Michigan, 300 pounds, diabetic, living in a trailer, but for now she’s trending, drives a tesla, has a pool…

So as she shakes her small ass, as dancers do, they are trained for that kind of thing….it’s good practice for when she’s needing the strip to fuel the meth addiction….this is pre the getting fat era in her white trash story….not that any of that will happen, in the internet era, you’re set for life and always able to sell butthole pics instead of reducing yourself to actually working a job….

Either way, she’s hot for now, take it in.

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2020

Oct

January Jones Bra Flash of the Day

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January Jones is not that great, she’s old, she’s a single mom who was all secretive about her baby daddy’s identity, even though it’s been proven he’s Jason Sudeikis on the January Jones fan sites you are probably all members of.

I don’t find her hot, but she was known for her tits, and I’m looking at her tits in a bra and they aren’t that great. She’s just some girl who came to Hollywood from Oregon and made it onto a hit show, we can all draw our own conclusion on whether her gag reflex or lack of a gag reflex played any part in that revelation, but I’ll just assume it did….

I do think she’s figured out her relevance can grow if she does sleazy content on social media in a fun way, the pandemic taught whores everywhere the power or the simplicity of being a whore on social media to get seen..

This is for breast cancer awareness, which I’ve said is a cruel joke…use a celeb known for her tits, to celebrate tits, or research and awareness for a disease that basically murders tits….and who the survivors of have scars where tits once were to remember their tits…while this one’s all like “check out these bad boys”….I said it’s like showing your dance moves to a friend who’s recently parapalegic, but it’s probably worse than that since dancing is for queers.

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2020

Oct

Rita Ora’s See Through Outfit of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Rita Ora is pretty much a host body for a great set of tits, tits that have seen better days, but also tits that have been put to good use in helping her pave this life of celebrity and luxury without anyone really knowing who the fuck she is….they say she’s a singer, but I’ve never heard her sing, so if this is how a singer no one’s heard is living, maybe being low level famous is the answer…maybe that is why all the kids have turned to social media to get famous and monetize because it clearly doesn’t take much…

Anyway, from being signed, to fucking the Kardashian Brother, to going to every industry event she could so the paparazzi thought she mattered, to dating whoever the fuck else she’s dated, she’s always had great tits…so here she is in the studio wearing her comfy studio clothes that seem to be Gucci Lingerie as an outfit…because her best work gets done when the tits are out!

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2020

Oct

Emma Kenney Bikini of the Day

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This is the ugly girl from Shameless, who has basically moved into position and taken over for Emmy Rossum, which is very welcomed in these parts, because Emmy Rossum fucking sucks.

She’s such dog shit that I was happy to hear that the ugly girl on the show was taking over for her, because in typical garbage cunt ways, Emmy Rossum whined about how much she got paid, wanted William H Macy money because he doesn’t know her place on the totem pole, or that she only exists because of the show….before Shameless she was basically just a zero rich kid trying to make it…

Not that I watch Shameless, I mean I did last Season because I wanted to show my support for Emmy Rossum being fired, so that they didn’t fold and give into her demands, but I’d take the ugly girl over her because she’s that bad…

As it turns out the ugly girl from the show has a monster ass, making her a little less ugly….some silver lining shit….as big asses do….and I guess this is her being shameless…but she’s allowed, she’s on the show.

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