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2020

15

Oct

Miley Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day

Miley Cyrus may be some inbred trash with some trashy groupie mom and one hit wonder country star dad, who at his prime was more of a novelty act, because even when you’re talented, you gotta find that hook that resonates with the people even if it is humiliating…the whole cashing the fuck in so you can buy those ranches back home and raise entitled brats of your own to carry your torch into Disney and beyond…

But I am a Miley Fan, so long as I am not listening to her talk, because that raspy ass voice disturbs me….

The coolest thing about Miley is that Dolly Parton is her God Mother, something she likes to remind the people of, because as you know Dolly is a fucking legend, I’d move into Dollywood amongst the fat Tennessee trash if I could, post up on her Steam engine if I could….but I also like that she’s got a tight body that she decided to show the world in various states of naked and fake edgy, all part of her marketing and attempt to be relatable to her fans that grew up with her, but decided she was lame, because she was Disney and they were embarrassed they watched that Hannah Montana shit now that they are hip, so if girl in the show ends up being naked, on drugs, partying, and basically a tumblr girl…they’ll listen, be inspired and follow her lead…so Mily and her tight body inspired a generation of her Hannah Montana fans who grew out of Hannah Montana to get naked on the internet too…and that’s a wonderful legacy….

So yeah, I like Miley Cyrus and all her brain washing, manipulating, Disney trained tactics she uses. They are good.

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2020

15

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants with her Fat Manager of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants with her Fat Manager of the Day

There was a time when we’d call the fat girl policing the hot girl everyone wanted access to at the bar, club, party, park, grocery store…the FAT MANAGER.

She was oftentimes the loud, barrier of entry for men trying to get to the hot girl everyone wanted access to at the bar, club, party, park, grocery store, wherever these hot girls hang….

Some people would call it jumping the grenade when you were forced to fuck the fat manager instead of the hot chick because the problem with fat managers is they get egos because they have a hot chick in their group, and they guilt that hot chick when a guy they are into fucking comes along trying to talk to their friend….the gatekeeper to the hot pussy….and if you’re the kind of guy the fat manager wants, there’s no way the hot chick will fold and fuck you at risk of losing her fat manager….

You may wonder why hot girls have fat managers, it’s simple, they do it because they don’t like being harassed by dudes all day, it’s annoying, so they can pass it off on the gatekeeper….but more importantly, the fat manager always makes them look fitter, hotter, and more amazing than they are…because in the moment, it’s a “this vs that” situation and this looks way better than that, since this is not the fat manager….elevating the whole thing…especially when there are photographers around.

This is Ambrosio and her fat manager.

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2020

15

Oct

Hailey Bieber’s Ass in Bike Shorts After Getting Face Mangled of the Day

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When you’re in shorts like this, what’s the point of even wearing pants, maybe that’s the point….that’s definitely the point…

What I find the funniest thing about basically seeing her asshole definition in these shorts, is that she still identifies as some religious Christian, even tricking Bieber into marrying her in exchange for the sex he already had with her when she was underage and a Bieber groupie, sex that was either good enough to lure him back, or sex that was good enough for her to hop onto to escape Selena Gomez, you know marry this Jesus loving low level failure of a model with a celebrity dad, she’ll do whatever the fuck I say, I’ll own that pussy – Literally…

Thank god for the face masks…so she can leave the dematologist without people pointing and laughing at the face injections she gets to look like a Kardashian or an IG filter….

Thank god for the outrageous cameltoe, the cleavage of this generation, the look at her pussy in full glory, so you know she’s got a front hole instead of a dick as all these kids have their genders morph into some kind of fucking mess..

Anyway, she’s pretty hot, at least in these insane pussy showing shorts.

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2020

15

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are important, to you and to me and to the entire human race, mainly because we like looking at tits…

Titty drops give girls with tits, especially big tits a place to shine…in content that we can all appreciate and understand because it’s just a creative excuse that’s not even that creative….to flash their tits…tits they likely rely on.

The titty drop, even for the small tits, despite it being about the big and sloppy tit, you know so it really fucking drops….helps these girls generate the hype they probably don’t need, because as titty flashers on the internet you know that they use these tits as hard as they fucking can in every aspect of life, seeing as they are girls who show off their tits in titty drops for the internet to get people to notice them, or just to say “hey, here are tits”….

All this to say, Staring at tits is a good way to spend your time…so here are those tits.

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2020

15

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Handbra of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is naked and still looking amazing. I don’t know what the photoshoot is from, or what it is for, but I do know that the soon to be 32 year old, feels like an old, hot friend, because she’s been around for a long fucking time….and despite being 30, which is typically the age models used to kill themselves, only thanks to botox, photoshop, social media keeping them around longer than they should be kept around…she still looks good…at least in pictures…because in person could be a totally different situation.

It’s nice to see the mom of two is still getting naked, still has a tight body despite the kids, which may not apply to her actual pussy, but with a microdick in hand, you know that no pussy is ever tight for you, so a bunch of kids wouldn’t even make a different for you, assuming you’d have a show with her…and you may one day, I mean hope for some bad investments, some weight gain, maybe a drug addiction…because a down on her luck, hit rock bottom Swanepoel will still be to luxurious, snobby, and hot for you…but you’re allowed to dream…we all are…don’t let the reality that you will never fuck Swanepoel get in the way of you wanting to fuck Swanepeol, her not ever wanting you to fuck her is probably a decent percentage of the hotness of Candice…along with the fact that she’s hot….obviously.

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2020

15

Oct

Camila Cabello Cleavage of the Day

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I have never found Camila Cabello hot, she looks like a midget Amy Winehouse impersonator that was born a man, but even that’s hotter than what she actually is.

This is not an Anti Cuban American thing and has nothing to do with the fact that she floated over to American on a raft where she may or may not have been known as Elian Gonzalez at the time.before having to change his identity before being deported….

Camila Cabello is popular, but obviously a pawn in the music industry to push that Cuban vibes to a Cuban audience, like they did with J.Lo for the Puerto Ricans…it’s a lucrative market….and whether she’s popular or not, paying radio stations to play her songs, buying millions of copies of her songs from call centers in the Philippines to jack up her stats….but that doesn’t mean she’s hot…it means she’s over hyped.

Built like a lunch lady, despite being rich enough to look better, with her tits out to distract from that face and neck, carrying a fancy camera in what is the worst sponsored post ever – Sony….that maybe she’ll use to film some porn like all the other girls are doing, I mean why would anyone want an SLR camera, for her youtube content creation and other annoying shit, or butthole shots…only time will tell..

So here she is with her tits out to distract from her 40 year old looking face…

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2020

15

Oct

Faith Schroder Hip Bones of the Day

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Faith Schroder is down in Turks and Caicos because apparently being Ricky Schroder’s daughter means she still gets to live that rich and luxurious life, even though to an outsider you’d assume that being Ricky Schroder’s daughter would mean you’d have to use that last name as an angle to get 50 year old dudes who find it a novelty that she’s Ricky Schroder’s daughter when they sugar baby her, you know it makes paying the rent for the fucks seem more worth it, a better story at the very least.

As it turns out, Faith Schroder has a pretty fucking amazing body, whether it’s natural or the Malibu Kardashian mix of plastic surgery, photoshop and filters, doesn’t really make a fucking difference because we aren’t in Turks and Caicos creeping from the mangrove on her tanning and posing…so we just get whatever it is she’s selling..

The truth is when your link to hollywood is Ricky Schroder, you need to put in extra work to use that access to your benefit…because it’s one of those situations where the name is VERY famous, but the man behind the name really isn’t….forcing her to fend for herself amongst the other slutty rich kids she was raised with….monetizing that instagram the way nature intended…unfortunately, that extra work is not her spreading her butthole for subscribers that steal the pic and repost it for us for free…but it may get there one day.

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2020

15

Oct

Christa B Allen Twerk of the Day

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I am bringing all the A Lister top notch celebs to the site today. I just finished writing about Caitlin Stasey, who like Christa B Allen, is a no name, barely an actor, but has acted, girl on instagram who does nude, half nude content and really doesn’t get all that far ahead…but at least they are trying the “Maitland Ward” way, because before Maitland Ward jumped into porn, she was just being low level bottom feeding trash on social media riding the hype Boy Meets World was getting in the media at the time, only to eventually make 50k a month on Patreon, which was huge at the time, since the A-Lists like Bella Thorne weren’t up on that business model, only now she’s out here getting BLACKED, just torn or TORED up by big black cock….

That said, I Christa B Allen’s biggest job was on ABC’s Revenge, which i guess was a show, but her lasting legacy will be her slutty, trying to be high brow, clickbait smut for clicks of social media…I mean maybe she’ll get a legit credit on her IMDB again, besides things like “Javi’s 2nd Girl”…her last credit….pretty depressing…stuff, but relevance doesn’t just happen…it takes having something people are interested in, and just getting cast in a few things for whatever reason isn’t a guarantee, sometimes the stars don’t align and you have to resort to porn.

So her’s her jacked up face twerking….with those jacked up muppet lips..living the instagram dream.

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2020

15

Oct

Caitlin Stasey Nude of the Day

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Caitlin Stasey who I don’t think anyone has ever actually heard of, but who is apparently 30 year old actress from Australia who like every other Australian, it’s their version of the Israeli Defense force, some mandatory commitment when an Australian turns 18, has been on Neighbors.

I guess that gave her the credibility to move to America to live that American dream where she’s been in movies and an ABC2, not ABC1 show called “Please Like Me”….pretty bootleg shit…

Since the acting thing has basically dried up and been non existent for her, she’s taken to getting naked on the internet as girls do for attention…I have no idea what this medical procedure is with her toplessness….

She’s an immigrant trying to brainwash her pervert fans to vote by declaring no more nudes, or tit pics, but the one thing I’ll say is that at least she’s not trying to manipulate the vote by telling people who to vote for.

She identifies as a lesbaian but is married to a dude, maybe a Green Card marriage, or she’s just a full of shit 30 year old who thinks we care what you identify as…I didn’t check her social media but she may have her pronouns posted, as these idiots do.

What an asshole, with her empty threats of no more nudes, when the nudes is all she’s got or all she gets noticed for, sure bitch…like you’ll ever stop the nudes you crave the likes too hard. Can’t fool me!

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2020

15

Oct

Kendall Jenner Braless Selfies of the Day

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There’s been a long running rumor that Kendall Jenner is a lesbian, who has some lesbian girlfriend in NYC, but for whatever reason she hasn’t come out of the closet, but instead pretends to be straight, hanging out with athletes, not because she is fucking them, but because she’s bro-ing down with them, many a lesbian before her, from school gym teachers to knitting club organizers, to construction working blue collar, welding, mechanic, plumbers, bike courier, you know any flannel and steel toe boot wearing, beer drinking, Ani DiFranco listening, pussy eating, cat loving, apple picking dykes…..have all been into sports on a level where they’d love to hang with the athletes even if it meant pretending to fuck them when knowing you’re into the pussy.

I have a hard time believing Kendall is a lesbian, only because I’d assume she’d run with it like she was Stella Maxwell, the lesbian model who fucks A-Listers and other models, like some kind of pervert molested by a sheep in her native New Zealand…..because being white and straight is not marketable….while being lesbian is….

She is from the shitty terrorist organization called the Kardashians who with their team of digital marketing experts have been able to basically manipulate the generation to buy whatever they are selling, her dad cut his own dick off for hype, so being a lesbian would just add to their narrative, but maybe, just maybe some things about them are sacred, maybe their online and public profiles are one thing, but there’s depth to their true selves behind all the nonsense hype….but I doubt it…because even these shitty selfies are as shameless, contrived, calculated and bullshit as the entire family’s plastic surgery….and the fact they got this far is fucking crazy to me…but then again I am the only person on the internet with a website for the last 16 years who isn’t a millionaire, so clearly, I’m an idiot.