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2020

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Go into tonight remembering that just because you scared of vagina doesn’t mean the rest of the world is…

Some of us are some old dogs, not interested in new tricks, unless those tricks are actuall tricks…with vagina….

Some of us can still have a good time thinking girls are hot, wanting to have sex with girls, even writing things about a girl’s body in a sexual way.. without the risk or fear of being blocked, cancelled, blacklisted or shamed…because if liking vagina, talking about vagina, celebrating vagina is getting you cancelled, blocked or deleted out of your family chat on your iphone, your mom’s gone all feminists since she dabbled in lesbian with her knitting buddy at the old folks home, I get it…..but if vagina makes you scared that you may offend someone and get cancelled for it…remember…that’s better than doing what they want you to do and turning queer….your ass will thank you and most importantly…who needs friends or social acceptance, as long as you have RUssian Spam bots liking your shit, you’ll survive….

Jordyn Jones Metallic Bikini
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Lady Gaga’s Topless Selfie
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Kendra Lust has Basketball Moves…in her Underwear
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Drunk Swimsuit Girl at the Beach Gets Dropped
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Christina Aguilera is Spooky for Halloween
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Kylie Jenner – Big Cleavage
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Big Booty IG Model Claims Tyler Herro Tried to Slide into Her DMs
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Halsey in a Tennis Themed Shoot
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Rppe Swing Fail
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Celebs Get Naked in the Worst Way to Get You to Vote
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Jessika Power Bikini
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Amber Heard Horseback Riding
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Adam Sandler Narrates Nature Planet!
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Poppy Montgomery Brings the Topless Pic!
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Mike Perry’s Girlfriend Shoots Down Kendra Lust’s Offer to Work the UFC Fighter’s Corner
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Kristen Stewart Answers Fan Mail and is in a Sheer Top
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Strong Ass Booty
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Woman are Too Fat, Say Other Women
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Family Freaks Out at Drive-Thru Zoo
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Gamer Shows Off His Extremely Messy House!
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Kelly Rowland is pregnant!
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Kira Kosarin’s Great Selfie
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Porn Star Taylor Stevens Put Her Ample Support Behind the Dodgers
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Saweetie Flexibility
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A Crazy Booty in a Thong
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Dog Slams Owner at Full Speed
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How to Make Fire Rubbing Sticks
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Cat So Hungry, It Drags Entire Tin Of Food Into It’s Bowl!
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Kat Von D says she was in Provo Canyon school Paris Hilton was in
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Model Brett Anne is Nude Underwater
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Ronald Acuna Jr. is Apologizing to Absolutely Nobody for Bat Flipping
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Lily Collins is a Cover Girl
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World’s Tallest Waterslide
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Mike Tyson Wants To Break Quarantine To Beat Up David Blaine!
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‘See you in our next life’ Valeries last goodbye to Eddie Van Halen
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Model Sasha Smelova is Nude on a Blanket.
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Paris Hilton – Hologram
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How Permeable Pavement Works
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Looking At The Insane Tensegrity Chair!
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Instagram Girl Krotchy Uses her Period as a Face Mask on Instagram. Wow.
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Barbara Palvin Gallery
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Kelly Brook’s Hard Nips
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Sofia Jamora’s Hot Bikini Pics
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Culkin’s Face Mask
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Bella Hadid in a Tank Top
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Lili Reinhart Big Girl Walking Dog
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Megan Fox in Fitness Pants
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Busy Philipps is Big
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Rita Ora Doing Fitness
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Irina Shayk’s Legs
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Emma Roberts – Still Pregnant
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Sydney Sweeney Hiding her Tits…
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Olivia Munn Pantsless
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Alicia Vikander in Leggings
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Ariel Winter in Shorts with her Legs…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Sasha Grey is a Racist
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New Dildo Ride
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Dildo Ride from Behind
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Peer Pressure is a Bitch…
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22 With Nothing to Do – So She Fucks a dildo
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When the Shorts Come Off….
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Milk Gone Bad!
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Milf and D
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Happy Wife – Happy Life
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European girls they’ll do it ANYWHERE
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur
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Titty Flasher
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Getting Ready To Go Out.
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Hitting the Speed Bag
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Limits will be Broken….
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Topless Kiera the Ice Queen
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Jordyn Woods Booty Massage
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This is a Spread
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Tongues Out!
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10 Acts that Make You A Whore
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Natalie Roser’s Hottest Nudes
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Naked Brooke by the Pool
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Just a girl with Toys and Nipple Clamps
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Lotti Rose Naked
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Hot Big Boob Flasher
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Naked Angelina!
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2 One Night Stands
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2020

07

Oct

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

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Madison Beer wants you to listen to her songs, you can tell by the way she contorts her plastic, face injected face into what I assume is an EMOJI WINKY FACE….you know since her generation only understands EMOJI…

The shameless self promoter, with a lucrative record deal thanks to Bieber, who took the whole Bieber Youtube to Fame approach and clearly it has paid off is currently promoting what I assume is her first album, since we’ve never heard of any of her songs, despite all the paparazzi build up, almost daily fashion show walks in crop tops with her tits out….which is really a great strategy since her tits are probably more interesting than any type of music she ends up putting out….it usually is.

Either way, this is marketing, just not sure what’s being marketed, maybe it’s her handjob stance, a reminder of the tits, or maybe it’s because she actually does that singing now, I mean it may not be legally considered her singing with all the filters they put on these singers, but so long as she gets paid, more fame and recognition, I am sure her years of exploiting her tits will feel well worth the very basic, low level effort.

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2020

07

Oct

Trisha Paytas Butthole Goes Viral of the Day

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I guess this is called “when youtube fails”….

Trisha Paytas is a Youtuber, who I guess got her start as a stripper, but in 2012 found Youtube as a great venue to get an audience and make that money, but like anything, that Youtube money probably dwindled and her spending habits remained the same, I mean she’s got billions of views and probably made MILLIONS….but with the whole COVID making sex work, fan sites, spreading asshole to pay the rent the trendy thing to do, I guess she hopped on that.

I didn’t know who Trisha Paytas was, or at least I didn’t remember her because I don’t pay attention to shitty youtubers who have done shitty reality tv or shitty attention seeking viral nonsense….but her name was trending on Twitter for her posting a straight up spread butthole pic you’d expect from a girl on reddit pushing her only fans, or a girl of online dating, because all girls have spread butthole pics, the butthole is what links us all together…it is genderless…

A year ago, her stunt was saying that she identifies as a Female To Male Transgener Gay man…..anything for the views…but I think the asshole is a better tactic….

So here’s that Youtuber spreading that asshole…

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2020

07

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Red Bikini Top of the Day

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I just did a post on all the Sex Workers who are mad that Bella Thorne is better at sex work than they are…not that sex work is that complicated, it’s actually a lazy work for a lazy breed of people that oftentimes see it as the easiest and quickest way to get paid and in an era where it doesn’t mean throwing away your future, it’s accepted, why not get in on it…..but yeah…I did a post on the BELLA THORNE HATERS because Bella uses the same platform to sell content to her fans that they do, only Bella makes millions and they probably make rent money…we can’t all be super famous, relevant people that look like they smell like a bus shelter after two homeless men Brokeback Mountain on some random street drugs they find outside of a nighclub, three weeks since last showering….she hustling, maximizing her celebrity, and cashing in when it’s available…a valuable lesson for all the losers out there.

But I figured Bella’s birthday red swimsuit titties, where the “sex positive” as her generation likes to call horny nympho sex addicts, calls her boyfriend “daddy”….it’s her 23rd birthday around now…so a celebration for some I guess..

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2020

07

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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It’s weed o’clock motherfuckers….straight from Weed Wednesday…the day to celebrate the girls who smoke weed hard enough to take slutty selfies with their weed so that you know they are down with weed…you know nice and chilled out and ready for munchies…or maybe the kind of weed demon pot monster that can only cum when high…it allows them to focus…I don’t know…girl orgasms don’t matter when you only fuck hookers, really really cheap hookers…what does matter is the weed man, the green goblin trying to relax you, help you sleep better, lower your inflammation and reduce your pain….making you laugh and appreciate the way things taste more than you would without it….weed man…it’s a lifestyle…I guess…I don’t know…anything to numb the pain in our souls is a friend of mine…especially when cheap, easy to grow and legal….I am not a weed influencers, weed ambassador, but if you aren’t out there getting high all day, everyday you’re fucking weird…especially since it’s a COVID cure…at least I read that…not that I know how to read….I definitely don’t know how to write…which is why I do it, like a speech disorder on the local news…why do that to yourself man….

Some weed girls are hot and look like fun to get high with…others look like you’d expect weed girls to look…but I don’t discriminate against girls producing and posting their own smut…I celebrate it…even if I laugh at some of the pics because they nasty I still support the effort.

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2020

07

Oct

The Sex Workers Who Are Mad at Bella Thorne of the Day

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Bella Thorne is trying to push her Disney Kid image as far as she can without getting her blacklisted from the mainstream, which she likely won’t see happen, as the mainstream tries to adapt to the new generation, someone like Bella Thorne is a much needed asset, one all of the big companies are fighting for, so the highest bidder locks her into a development deal…a first right of refusal…if you come up with an idea, we’ll buy it so no one else does, all because you are trending…

They don’t care that she looks like she smells like homeless man piss, or that she’s have sex with homeless man piss if it was frozen into a dildo shape, because she’s gross and edgy…and that’s what the clout chasers like…and what the younger audience like..

So she started the Only Fans, made a million dollars in a day, pissed off the actual sex workers who weren’t Disney Kids and have no business making a million dollars in a day, shamed her for using their platform for her non-sex work needs….angry she clickbait lies to get people to buy her pics and videos as a joke….all while keeping the revenues she makes…attracting all these other mainstream people into doing the same thing because it’s now OK, Bella Does it So We Can…..as they all eagerly want to sell nudes and cash in…but don’t want to fuck themselves over if they do…

Anyway, all these only fans girls are mad, because they are the same people saying “we should support other women in their quest”…but don’t mean it, obviously….and they are leaving hateful shit on Bella’s account for all to see….while tagging Bella Thorne so that the Bella Thorne fans who click “Tagged photos” see them….it’s their bottom feeding approach to act like activists, while hating on another girl selling her content to her fans, because she actually has fans, and I figure what a great opportunity to showcase all the Bella Thorne haters, made Bella Thorne does better than them…jealous of Bella Thorne…while pretending “at least I am not Bella Thorne”….get the fuck out of here…but before that…here’s Bella Thorne’s mom’s mom tits for her only fans, it’s a family cash grab….these bitches don’t know sex work until they are Disney Kids…

Here’s one of the hater’s comments:

“Bella Thorne made an OF account which landed her an overnight revenue of over a million dollars.

Bella is already a millionaire. She does not have to be out here doing sex work. SWers have been out of work since March. it’s insensitive, it’s rude.
“Influencers” are taking the opportunity to profit off a STRUGGLING industry in which girls are becoming houseless for the first time after being faced with the harsh reality that we have zero income right now. SWers cannot perform work as they normally do during this pandemic. Right now, it’s a privilege to carry out sex work.

We have sat back and observed as patrons respond with praise and respect towards D list* celebrities who spontaneously decide to sell a nude, while girls who’re truly invested in this line of business are left forgotten about, insulted and to die.

It’s beyond an issue of people reading the room. It’s an issue of influencers profiting off an industry where girls are dying and becoming houseless because of the loss in demand over the pandemic. The root of sex work is people RESULTING to do so for an income. For survival.

They’re sex workers dying, endangered, being trafficked, abused, facing poverty and many battles the public is not ready to acknowledge yet.
Then comes along Tana, Bella, etc.
These women ALREADY HAVE A PLATFORM, money, security, etc. they aren’t actually WORKING. They already had their following. They get a pass to upload ONE revealing photo at the cost of $ 50 per subscription, and even if they never post again, they’ve already made one million dollars just off a “launch”. Perhaps if the circumstances were different and these individuals cared about our community, it would be appropriate. If they gave back or put INTO our environment, donated their earnings to help us struggling out. However at this point, it’s simply the wealthy hoarding wealth and further placing blame on an industry built on hustling and surviving for your own dollar. You’re not advocating or being an ally for our industry, you’re placing blame.

@bellathorne I’m calling on you to do better. Shame on you.”

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2020

07

Oct

Miley Cyrus Backyard Cleavage of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is doing some MTV UNPLUGGED, I guess they’ve decided to bring back Unplugged, assuming it disappeared when MTV turned into a Reality Show Network and failed and adapting to the internet despite all their budgets and access to talent….but luckily, the iconic brand that still has money and access can jump back into the mix when they realize that things like Unplugged offer an exclusive listen to stars performing in their “rawest” form….I mean not that performing is Miley’s rawest from, her rawest form probably happens when she fills her vagina with whatever is laying around…

In this promo for MTV trying to make their comeback, you can see some Miley Tit, her silly mullet she doesn’t stop talking about and for whatever reason, is till think Miley is hot….I look at her and know that she’s not really that hot…plus I know what she sounds like…an old fucking stripper who used to suck off truck exhaust as part of her act…soothing and HPV ridden….but she’s still Miley being Miley…and this is a glimpse into that promo.

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2020

07

Oct

Hailey Bieber in Tight Shorts of the Day

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Hailey Bieber is only funny because she couldn’t really hack it on her own. She was arguably as hot, if not hotter than the Jenners and Hadids she used to groupie on and basically stalk, their doormat to step on as they were trending “it-girls” and she wasn’t even their third tier back-up when brands didn’t want to spend the Jenner/Hadid price tag on the content…even though any of the deals she got was directly for that same reason…

So despite being a celebrity rich kid, yes, her dad’s career might be laughable, but dude got fucking paid heavy and is set for life even if half of it went up his nose before finding god…and altering his sperm’s integrity making this bootleg Jenner/Kardashian…

And despite having all the right friends and going to all the right parties….

This fake religious heathen who basically shits on Jesus with every tight short, pussy flash she does for the paparazzi, only exists, only matters, only gets VOGUE coverage, or any coverage…because she married a celebrity…and is the celebrity life..

So think of that when girls say they don’t need a man, let them know Hailey Bieber did because without Justin, she’d still be carrying Bella Hadid’s tuck tape to the fashion shows, but instead she’s tabloid fodder like she always dreamed….thanks to daddy not hugging her enough…I mean why the fuck would you want to be tabloid fodder unless you have serious voids in the core of your soul….

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2020

07

Oct

Breaking Necks with Cleoppatre of the Day

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Her name is Cleopatre, you can follow her on INSTAGRAM….and you should because her shit is really awesome, at least to me…

She’s not some Egyptian princess, she is however based in what I assume is Quebec, the land of circus performing weirdos…hot girls and poutines…

The funny thing is yesterday I wrote a note to myself that I should produce more funny bikini viral videos, because I am from the old school, and I find the dramatic bikini poses, where these girls are trying to recreate Sports Illustrated Swim or Victoria’s Secret, very fucking lame. I want to see girls in bikinis doing good things, whether that’s stunts, feeding the homeless, whatever…just not lame ass dramatic poses in a bikini you fucking losers…

So miraculous, the universe answered me with this skimpy bikini wearing girl who flips, jumps, balances, and is all around A LOT of fun to watch…as she lives her fearless life, landing on her neck, all for the sake of hot, fit, exhilerating content….she’s one to watch out for.

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2020

07

Oct

Katy Perry Post Pregnancy Fatty of the Day

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I thought Katy Perry already had her kid…..but her thighs are telling me a whole other story…one that involves her being in her 12th month of gestation because bitch is a fucking elephant…

Oh that new mom weight thanks to a pregancy that opened the door to being your true self, without the pressures of being a 35 year old trying to be hot popstar, where you can finally dive in an eat the fuck out of everything….plus with all that money in the bank…there’s not limitations to all the cake….I mean we’ve seen it all before, a chick on the cusp of fatness get knocked up only to never return, but never have those compulsive eaters had the kind of food budget this bitch has.

I have always said Katy Perry is a sloppy, pile of shit, and not just because of the way she awkwardly dances…a viral video that pulled some weird scam to exist beyond that viral video of Kissing a Girl and liking it…but instead becoming a hit making machine….all while sucking so hard….but not hard enough to make Orlando bust on her face instead of in her womb to produce what we can all assume is a shitty baby, one that the mom doesn’t even want to hang so instead she goes on walks with her paid helpers she calls “friend”…maybe she should look into brisk walks with personal trainers….lean up you knobby kneed pigeon toed freak.

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