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2020

23

Jun

Elsa Hosk Is Amazing of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a fetish, in part because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and they are designed by the team that funded Epstein so you know they know their Human Trafficking on the highest of level….in part because she’s over 30 years old, which is menopause years for a model, but she’s still fucking hot, maybe even hotter than she was when she first started out…..in part because she’s also a retired Swedish Woman’s Basketball player, which isn’t a porn series, but probably should be…..I am sure it’s nothing like jerking off to the WNBA….and I guess that’s about it.

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2020

23

Jun

J.Lo the 300 Year Old Guess Girl of the Day

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I know that all the middle aged women and gay dudes love celebrating J.Lo, they like to look at her and call her fierce, or some age defying creature…

I should google it and repost the headlines, or propaganda they are spewing about her.

“Jennifer Lopez Stunned in a White Backless Swimsuit on …”

“Jennifer Lopez is beautiful and sexy in a beautiful jersey cut!”

Get the fuck out of here…Ya’ll are fucking nuts, she’s 100 fucking years old and looks like some entitled rich cunt who only looks like this because of her obnoxious personality, her ALPHA over achieving personality, her entitled exploit Puerto Ricans body, while bitch can’t even speak SPANISH, or couldn’t a few years ago after the bulk of her success because she was fucking BLACK-FACING the whole Puerto Rican thing like Drake…use what works, be the LATIN booty everyone fucking loves from Affleck to Diddy to who the fuck cares….she was COSPLAYING and ya’ll thought it was ok…

Like she thinks its ok to REP a brand that pays her a lot of money cuz she loves money….despite the founder of the company being a known sexual predator…

So the first to call out whatever bullshit she’s told to call out and cancel…..is also supporting a predator….because you’re all fucking hypocrites…

Fuck J.Lo. She’s trash and fuck whoever is campaigning for her to behave like this at 55. Go home, retire, make some cookies or have your slave labor make you some cookies you rich fucking cunt with a staff I am sure she doesn’t pay people well for.

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2020

23

Jun

Kaia Gerber Pussy Print of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is getting it done the way Cindy Crawford groomed her to… that’s all I gotta say about that!

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2020

23

Jun

Josephine Skriver’s Hot Hike of the Day

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Josephine Skriver lives in Nashville with her soon to be husband and resident Victoria’s Secret model creeper who has fucked other Victoria’s Secret models before working up to this one. I guess it’s a fetish…

I wrote that he was in with the VS perverts and that’s why he was on her welcoming committee when she arrived in New York, he was at the airport there to groom her into being his wife. Greasy like Ron Jeremy (RIP).

I was told he even took her virginity…what HERPES on the first time, only when living the American Dream..

I actually don’t know anything about the husband to be, I don’t even know his name, and all this is just hearsay from people who I guess do know him and who don’t like him enough to have told me about it 5 years ago when she was first happening…I don’t even know if the husband to be is the same guy they were referring to, maybe he was the previous boyfriend…but who fucking cares…

She lives in Nashville, and went out into nature in a hot fucking outfit that any girl who looks like Josephine Skriver, who for the record was created in a test tube lab, in some designer genetic engineering by her dad a biologist…so this is her doing a hike down to earth…not looking like some granola bitch in a military jacket and combat books looking all ready to dive into the next pussy she sees because that’s what environmentally friendly, tree hugging, camping girls do….

She’s also got a few bikini pics cuz when you look like this…you best be posting bikini pics…

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2020

23

Jun

Josie Canseco Underboob of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the slutty party girl daughter turned influencer turned celebrity fucker that came from Jose Canseco’s balls after they shat inside some Hooters waitress….

She’s the solid level of trashy white girl, despite being half cuban, or whatever they are…she’s living the best white girl life….from festivals to parties…she looks like basically every other twat on instagram….who would date a Top Youtube pussy….which she does.

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but since she looks good, I’m going to post it….because her looking good is all we actually care about, knowing that she’s either a whore with daddy issues, or just some lame attention seeker who would take a top youtuber..gets in the way of staring at her tits….it’s all just noise because anyone under 30 is definitely a shitty fucking human….so we gotta focus on what matters which is them looking good because they all think they are headlining a fucking concert for millions every day of their life because they have a social media account….

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2020

23

Jun

Sydney Sweeney Lingerie of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is potentially the hottest new starlet that the evil media and entertainment industry has groomed like it was Chris D’Elia…and every other comic, musician, producer, agent, manager, both straight and gay who fucks underage kids after the show….because they think they are invincible or like these insignificant randoms they ignore are not ever going to have the voice anyone would listen to….I guess that whole thing backfired for them….

But yeah, Sydney Sweeney, she’s got huge tits and she came up through various bit roles on high profile shows, so that she came across as a legit actress….and now she’s on Euphoria, a very hyped version of High School that I am sure is totally unrealistic….they can’t all be that slutty in high school, and if so who green lit a show about underage kids fucking….Chris D’Elia maybe?

Since she’s an “it girl” being packaged by the industry, on an HBO show, Rihanna gave her a gig promoting her lingerie, which is really some of her best work, because her body is fucking awesome…

Now I don’t know if Sydney Sweeney sucked dick like she was Jennifer Lawrence to get into the industry, not that Jennifer Lawrence sucked an actual dick, it was at one point an actual dick, but the gangrene from the diabetes and herpes…made it more of a fleshy scar….but I’d love to find out what A-Listers did suck off Weinstein to get famous…he’s gotta write that book while in prison…expose ALL these fuckers…not that Sydney Sweeney has anything to do with that…but she’s in the system so who fucking knows the illuminati storyline that brought her from whatever town she’s from to showing her tits on HBO all by the time she was 20….seems suspicious…

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2020

23

Jun

Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage of the Day

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With a horse face like Sarah Jessica Parker, who for those of you who don’t remember, was not always a 60 year old woman from Sex and the City talking about her sexual conquests during menopause because she can’t get pregnant, so that she can still cum from the cock while focusing on her career….she was also a child star, or a teen star…with what I guess was more of a foal face at the time, you know it takes some years to fully develop into a horseface….

The best Sarah Jessica Parker dis to me was that her face looks like a foot. For some reason, that just resonated with me….

But yeah, the whole being this average looking, there needs to be more to how she made it. Maybe some connected family or friends, or maybe the large tits…as far as I’m concerned the large tits are what made her exist, they looked even larger on her small frame, all while knowing she married her gay best friend, and that her pussy despite the character on Sex and the City that ruined the now 45 year old childless bitches in their middle management jobs living their best “urban” “cocktail” drinking life..where they tend to their herpes from all their male conquests on their lonely and meaningless life…

Point being, Matthew Broderick is a fag who killed a family in Ireland with Jennifer Gray…..and Sarah Jessica Parker has good sized tits even as she turns 75 or however old she is…since ruining women everywhere with the influence of her terrible, no-moral show.

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2020

23

Jun

Charlotte Lawrence Showing Tit Of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site in full retard mode – which is what I would expect from some young rich kid brat from LA who like all her peers have access to all the information in the world, they think they are more informed or woke than anyone older than them, despite them not bothering with all that information available to them, because they are too busy taking selfies, buying shitting clothing from shitty companies the Kardashians promote, and starting an only fans to make their 100k a month they don’t deserve….but at least they are filling their cunts to make that money…rather than that ANNOYING youtube trend of youtube kids that are just straight up annoying as they “hey guys you”….I can’t stomach ANY of that but google keeps pushing it because of all that money they make exploiting these kids for what seems like a shit ton of money, but that is a fraction of what the google team is making by providing them the platform…

Anyway, Charlotte Lawrence came at us for posting some bullshit nude instagram style pic you’d expect to see a young girl trying to grow her social media produce. That fake fashion, fake hip, nakedness…because she’s rich and doesn’t need an Only Fans to get ahead, she just needs her mom and dad to make some calls, thanks to nepotism we’re faced with all this garbage talent, instead of good talent because the entitled and connected talent are stealing the fucking spots…

It’s the “School Scandal” but on a more instagram popular level…..you see I can assure you that anything Charlotte Lawrence does will SUCK, but she gets to do it on the stage she does it cuz her mom sucked Drew Carey’s dick….and then her dad’s dick…with her vagina…creating Charlotte Lawrence …

Fuck all this rich trash…..

Here she is being edgy smoking pot topless..

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2020

23

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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The asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul. A nude pic is not a nude pic without an asshole in it. This era is about the asshole, as genitals have been attacked from every political group out there as society has decided we only need one gender, an obscure gender of men as men and men as women and men as trans and women as men and women as women….but the one thing that unifies us all, the one thing that holds us together as a species…is that we all have an asshole that can double as a sex organ…whether your asshole is used as a sex organ, maybe you’re only into letting millennials eat your ass cuz they are into it and your wife never was, maybe you’re all about being pegged by a woman cuz you’re not into dudes like that, but you like the feeling it gives you, maybe you only like assholes to fuck, because of the way it smells on your dick! I don’t have the answers…I just have the pics women took of themselves of their assholes peeking out of their thongs…and in a lot of ways…that’s better than trying to decipher your sexuality based on your love for anus.

I guess the thong as a design is more about catching the shit that discharges or drips out of the cunt, and less about keeping the asshole bacteria, which is likely far more disgusting a bacteria, from rubbing up all over your pants…a pussy drip pan if you will….that is what the thong is…on Thong Tuesday…