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2019

16

Dec

Victoria Beckham in Leggings of the Day

Victoria Beckham still skinny. Thus still hot….

The rich girl, ashamed of being driven to school by her dad in his Rolls Royce, who turned into a fucking superstar, thanks to being a Spice Girl, which as we all know was a pop culture defining moment, or group that is still relevant to the 30 year old girls who grew up on the Spice Girls today…and who must be in her late 40s and early 50s by now…still married to the soccer player so many “straight” soccer fans had man crushes on in the early 2000s…the inspiration being manscaping and metrosexuals….I saw the transition happen before my very eyes because I worked with a bunch of closet case faggots who liked soccer cuz they were Euopean and whenever they’d talk about David Beckham they’d blush like a bunch of school girls….even though they were also really homophobic…yet the first to shower together at the gym…

ANYWAY…Victoria Beckham is still skinny. Thus still hot.

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2019

16

Dec

Rachel Cook and Charly Jordan Boring Photoshoot of the Day

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Rachel Cook and Charly Jordan teaching you lessons in how to recruit men to sign up to your patreon or only fans pretending you are curating a magazine, when really you’re just finding ways to get people to pay you monthly, since it’s too competitive to chase after brand deals like it was early instagram and now you have to take that fan club, exclusive content, membership like this was early internet porn, approach to your slutty behavior that you pretend is high end, high concept, empowered sex positive celebrating celebrity behavior…cuz dudes are idiots and will sign up for shit like this if they think it is helping some whore they jerk off to on instagram….

Girls and fast cars…so lame to me…but I guess exciting to the right kind of bro into babes and cars…who you know is out there.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2019

16

Dec

Miley Cyrus Legging Twerk from TikTok of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be overrated trash, but she’s lookin’ hot dancing in her leggings on TikTok to recruit her fans onto an app that is owned by CHINA and part of their global spying and tracking of American program, cuz you know some Chinese dictators are sitting their laughing at how dumb Americans are, it’s like dealing with some retarded child, put together a platform for these idiots to sing and dance and try to get fans and make people laugh, like it was America’s funniest home video, and they won’t even care that we listen to EVERY CONVERSATION they have.

I have TikTok on my phone, so I know how easy it is to be manipulated by videos of girls in leggings dancing…whether they are Miley Cyrus superstar…or pretty much ANYONE….we’re perverts and ya’ll can watch whatever it is that we do…cuz INSTANT GRATIFICATION feels so good.

Here’s a few others…

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2019

16

Dec

Kate Bock Hot Outfit of the Day

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Hoes don’t get cold….HO HO HO…tis the fucking season…for this Kate Bock bikini model bitch to face the evil winter weather in some weird one piece thing that her vagina seems to fucking love more than my wife loves her Christmas YULE Log, or since we are in Quebec, her TOURTIERRE (google it), or since we’re in Canada, her VAT of maple syrup…cuz that outfit is being EATEN hard….I can see so much pussy I feel like I am a gynecologist during a birth…

As it turns out Kate Bock is Canadian, from some rich kid area in Vancouver, so this pussy doesn’t fear no snow…she was built for it…all 5 foot 11 of her…sturdy model body.

She’s pretty old now, in her 30s, but that doesn’t stop her from bringing the cunt out to the internet to remind the internet what her cunt looks like in case they forgot because she’s Kate Bock…not Kate Moss, or Kate Upton, or Katie Couric, or Kate Hudson, or Kate Winslet, or any Kate that is actually famous…but she’s still slutty.

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2019

16

Dec

Olivia Culpo Green Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo owns at least one 3.5 million dollar house in California…

Which means bitch is getting paid a lot of fucking money for doing whatever the fuck this instagram modeling is….

It’s not like she’s had any kids with any of the NFL dudes she fucks to bring home to her dad and brothers back in Rhode Island, where sports are king…and their immediate family (sister/daughter) fucking sports with her vagina that could have been a stripper’s vagina, but instead is an “Influencer” vagina that fucks athletes….

This shit is self made, and all it takes is strategy pics of her half naked body on the internet under the illusion that it’s premium.

What the fuck is wrong with society, where this is what is celebrated and what is multi-millionaire…

She legit does nothing…and isn’t even that hot…but I guess dumb women buy whatever she’s selling….on some AVON lady kick…

I’ll still stare at her gratuitous cunt shot, cuz she’s gotta give the illusion that she’s hot, otherwise athletes won’t execute her final plan which is to marry one under the guise that she’s some self made chick with her own money not trying to mooch….while MOOCHING…it is all strategy..

Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2019

16

Dec

J.Lo Fat Ass and Gnarly Cameltoe in White Leggings of the Day

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J.Lo is the white washed, shapeshifter, who has changed her look for every boyfriend she has been with…now with the pervert Athlete with Herpes, she’s out in her leggigns with her fat ass, looking like some bootleg Kardashian, with about as much filler as she can find, without looking too clown like but looking “instagram hot”…

BUT WE REMEMBER J.LO….when she played some hood Puerto Rican arrested on GUN Charges after someone got shot in the face in a club when she was dating Diddy, after he cheated on Kim Porter who is now dead, and who he cries about on social media, despite being a fucking asshole….this was before J.Lo became the full fledged media manipulator trash she is today….

I wonder if J.Lo was invited to DIDDY’s 50th birthday party, or was she off with Ben Affleck…or maybe we should all move on from 1999 and pretend that this trash isn’t just manipulating everyone into thinking she’s hot at 50, that her ass is something worthy of jerking off to, or that her pussy that has shat out at least two kids we know of, who knows what she was doing back in high school, before being case as SELENA and polluting our fucking lives with J.Lo…is eating her fucking leggings HARD as fuck…

She’s a phony, she’s a lie, her cametoe is probably one of those inserts they sell trannies on AMAZON cuz AMAZON is progressive…you know to compete with THAT GIRL WHO SPEND 100k BEING A BLOW UP DOLL AND SOME OF THAT 100k was on VAGINA FILLERS….you know destroyed by social media so hard they are doing this to themselves…

You know J.Lo…trying to be relevant..you know….bruuuhhhhhhhh

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2019

16

Dec

Lucy Hale Ass in Panties of the Day

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I heard that the CW’s sweetheart, who is cast in every show they launch it seems, all cuz they know she’s got that Pretty Little Liars traction – has herpes.

But then again, that may have been a rumor I heard about Nina Dobrev, or really any of these Hollywood actresses, because without explicitly being slutty girls….they are all slutty girls….sex and being vessels that are surviving / not dying, you know every day avoiding death, which is terrifying if you think about it, how can you even leave your house, that’s why I don’t leave my house…is what HUMANITY is about….and when you throw money, success, an audience and feed an ego…sex happens..

They are just less obvious about it than the girls in your life, with their carrying around babies, or being whores in public…because they need to be like Lucy Hale and appeal to the young audience who doesn’t have cable, is not watching The CW…but who they pretend are so that they can stay in business..

CW where I’m at was on the digital antennae free channels before my antennae broke…and I still didn’t watch the shit, but I wouldn’t put it passed all my creepy pervert neighbors every night before bed…if you know what I mean…because like Lucy Hale, they are perverts too.

Posted in:Lucy Hale

2019

16

Dec

Kristen Bell Fitness Power Ranger Mom in her 40s of the DAy

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Kristen Bell is old as shit and I didn’t find her hot when she was young and getting all the hype…

Maybe I hated her because she was Sarah Marshall, the biggest movie I think she’s ever done, I can’t think of anything else she has done, however I never watched her TV show on that Lizzy Mcguire kick of Veronica Mars bullshit, because I am a grown fucking man, and we shouldn’t partake in that kind of pervert activity…

I just know that they’ve done a reboot of the show, since 40 year old moms great up on it, and that’s who still has cable subscriptions, so it’s breathed some new life into the forgotten Kristen Bell and that’s tragic, because then we give her husband Dax attention by proxy, and he’s a fucking cunt.

Point being, fit at 40 or not, she’s fucking 40….and this is vile and she is the worst.

Posted in:Kristen Bell|SFW

2019

16

Dec

Serinda Swan White Tank TOp of the Day

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Serinda Swan is some Canadian who I first posted on the other day, so I assume she’s on the hustle to get noticed, and after scrolling through instagram for about 3-8 minutes she realized that she needs half naked pics, and she needs see through wifebeater like it was the 90s pics, so that she can show the world her great tits, since the world wants to see her great tits, even if they don’t know who the fuck SERINDA is….

I wrote about her a fucking week or less ago and I still had to google her, that’s the level of celebrity she’s got…and I sit and watch streaming services all day, being an unemployed hermit and all…but now we are already onto our second post about her ALL because she’s using her body to get noticed…the way NATURE intended it…

In 2017, she starred in Marvel’s Inhumans and HBO’s Ballers, and also portrayed Anne Bancroft in the first season of Feud….so she gets work no one cares about, except the Marvel Universe losers…but the tits…that’s what gets people who aren’t virgin comic book losers to actually care…

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2019

16

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Goes Black for Diddy’s 50th of the Day

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I read that Kate Beckinsale, who defies all logic in being a mom of a 20 something year old, while looking like this, because I guess she puts a lot of effort into her being jerked off to, as some girls do…..well I read that she was the most googled “celebrity” of 2019….I read that on her INSTAGRAM because like all women, especially rich women who had fucked up issues growing up cuz daddy was too busy for them, fucking LOVE that people are into her and celebrate that shit, advertise that shit, may even have a T-shirt that says “I’m the most googled celeb of 2019” that she gives all her fucking friends with her Holiday Christmas form letter she sends out talking about how great she is, cuz that’s what narcissistic fucks who think we fucking care about their lives, and aren’t embarassed to be cunts about it….do.

That said, she looks fucking hot for her soon to be a granny like a trailer park granny, not even 50 and already baking the cookies, only in Kate Beckinsale’s case, she’ll probably be sucking off all her daughter’s baby daddy’s friends…cuz the difference between rich trash and poor trash…is the cost of the house or houses you’re fucking your baby momma’s mamma in….

Point being, Kate Beckinsale is hot…and Kate Beckinsale is Old…and Kate Beckinsale is a rich kid who craves attention and thus Kate Beckinsale is trash…expensive trash…at Diddy’s B-Day

Booty in Leggings:

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