Parker of the Day
Hit in Fight During brawl
Truck Driver lost Something…
Man Beats Stranger in elevator…
Dramatic Crash
Dude escapes cops – run into freeway…
Woman’s Bed explodes…
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- NSFW(18+)
2019
04
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Is the most exciting thing about November that Black Friday is just around the corner? It is basically the Purge for ghetto trash trying to buy toasters at Walmart….and only a few weeks away…
Or is it that it is no-nut November? even though you broke that clause at 12:01 on Halloween night cuz those costumes just spoke to your soul…
We know, as men that nude or non nude is irrelevant when it comes to porn, like there are somethings you feel awkward jerking off to, like you know it is wrong to be jerking off to it, and you’re like why am I sexualizing this…like vacation pics of a girl on your FB who killed herself 5 years ago…or family photos…even weirder…but most of the time, if your content is gross trashy smut, clothed or not, we can get into it…
Here are some stepLINKS…
The Mole People who live under the vegas Strip in the Sewers is Awesome…
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Buy Marilyn Monroe’s Jew Shit…
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Crazy Kitchen
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Corgi of the Day
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Nikki Bella Pokies…
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Mrs Maisel Dead of Suicide…
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Deputy Slaps Old Guy…
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Jason Momoa Feeding a Bear with his Own Mouth..
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100 Recently extinct Animals
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Kim K as Reese Witherspoon as Legally Blonde is Terrifying..
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Sailor Brinkley Cook Slutty and Not Hot – But Rich and Has a famous Mom –
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2019
01
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Big news in Montreal this weekend is that not only are we celebrating Halloween on November 1st…but Sydney Sweeney and Liam Hemsworth – of Miley Cyrus husband fame – are here and they are possibly together…and I could go out and hunt them down for the exclusive pics, but I’m more into couch….I also don’t have my downtown pants anymore…the elastic band gave out and the level of soiled meant not getting the smells out…and that is ok..
What is not ok is that in the last 15 years I’ve never pissed off an activist group. You see how mad these people get on social media, so mad that they people involved on the other end of the protest always fold and issue a public apology…boring.
It is like so many whining pussies and not one bothered to get mad at any of my rape, abortion, slut, fat chick jokes…it such a easily triggered world of 78 genders I don’t matter enough to get anyone mad.
That is some low impact influence…I blame the couch…I mean Sydney Sweeney and Liam Hemsworth are here…maybe that’s my Lewinski, my story, my ticket to JOURNALISM…but couch.
I wish all people were as lethargic and ineffective as me…fuck ambition….I’d rather click links..and here are some stepLINKS…from the couch…
Best Halloween Costume ever – The Abortion…
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Slutty Halloween Walk in Tokyo
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Mariah Carey DeCLAReS IT IS xmas
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Scaring Ppl in Corn Maze
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I still don’t know who tiffany caddish is….
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Pink VS SUper Bowl…
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Al Baghdadi Air Raid for Fun…
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Racist VS Drug Store Staff…
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Kim K as Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini – Gross…
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This is why TV is Dead….
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ellen as Cardi B – is Disgusting…
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Barbara Palvin Pussy Not Photoshopped Out of the VS Catalog Pics – Likely Intentional – Get that Press…
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Catherine Zeta Jones Big Tits…
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Insta Thot Celebs
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John Witherspoon’s Last Cooking Before his Death…
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Fighting Wild Fires
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Lindsey Vonn in Sexy Swimwear
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Alba Sports Bra
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Losing the Tire Drifting…
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Tricks or Treats? Celebs in Costumes Doing Halloween Stuff
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Hailee Steinfeld Bra Top
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Catherine Zeta-Jones has Big Tits..
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Becky G – Galore Half Naked
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Barbara Palvin – Bloomingdales Celebrates David Koma
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Lisa Snowdon – Cleavage
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Rat Cow and her Husband
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Palvin Ass in Thong
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Priyanka Chopra Cleavage..
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Celeb Nudity
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From stepSMUT!!
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FOOD FUCKer…..this beyond Meat burger fucker is brilliant…
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Towel Drop Titty Flash…
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8 Acts that make you a whore
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Hot Amat Slut Tits
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The House Shitty emo Built…
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Asking for directions from a dude then flashing him…
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Big titty ama fuck
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Masturbating Audry
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Alice TItty Flash…
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The Scene that Made her Quit Porn…
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Banana Fucks
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2019
01
Nov
Heidi Klum Kills Halloween of the Day
Heidi Klum is so into Halloween that Amazon gave her a live broadcast, where they rented out a store front in NYC, for people to window shop, or watch her like the zoo exhibit she is, as she got into her weird fucking costume…because people don’t have better things to do than watch Heidi Klum get into her Halloween costume…get a fucking life…
The best joke on her brand deal Halloween collab was from Howie Mandell saying “so no costume this year”…what a dad joker with too much fucking money motherfucker…a reminder that you didn’t need to be a good comic 25 years ago to make it as a comic. If you don’t believe me watch Old Sandler on stage it is bad..but I guess so is new Sandler..
I would have been happier if he said “you should see her pussy”…cuz it doesn’t need a costume or the prosthetics to fit the costume. She’s old, has fucked a lot, has a lot of kids and Seal put it through the fucking wringer with his girth/size…
I guess Heidi is pretending this is for Halloween, but it is really just an extension of the Nazi Germany eugenics program that made her the superior human she is…and this is just research into various technologies for her future host body when they figure out how to download brains…as bodies wear out…and you probably find this hot.
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2019
01
Nov
Halloween Round Up Part 2 of the Day
Halloween Round is still going on in Canada, at least in Montreal, because the Mayor decided the weather was bad….and that November 1st was a better day for Halloween, playing God or some shit…so I get to see moms in slutty outfits talking their babies out for candy, despite candy being sugar and thus the devil in this organic quinoa celery juice state and more addictive than heroin in this medicated addict state, and full of waste from single use packaging on fun size candy in this environmentally friendly state….and moms in slutty outfits are fun cuz I know they’ve been cummed in….
I assume that bars and clubs and parties are still doing Halloween this weekend, why wouldn’t they milk it…Halloween after halloween cuz girls don’t dress slutty enough on the daily, even though I’ve seen the coffee shop girl’s nips and ass at least 40 times…last week…girls are whores…but this way they can be thematic whores…whores with a pop culture reference beyond “I saw it on instagram”…
So Halloween not deat..here are celebs in Halloween action…
Miley with her new “boyfriend”
Kim Kardashian as Reese Witherspoon
Elsa Hosk HOT as Natalie Portman as a stripper in Closer
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2019
01
Nov
Jessica Biel Bra and Panties of the Day
Leave it up to Jessica Biel to make bra and panties look so boring…
Pervert dudes who used to watch Seventh Heaven because they are fucking weridos and into shows carried by that patriarchal figure who was charged for being a pedophile, on some epstein was murdered shit and I guess found Biel hot….then she did some “iconic” shoot for Details magazine – back when Men’s Magazine were a thing, cuz Men were a thing, and not queer genderless momma’ boys who drink too many women hormones from all the birth control pills pissed into the tap water….back when Men’s mags were so big, they would start secondary mags like Details…but then the internet happened…and they were slow and Jessica Biel was 18 then…and this was 20 years ago now..so now she’s old as shit…but dudes are still hyped on seeing her half naked…because clearly they haven’t looked at her face…
On the positive side Biel, is that she has been fit for all these years, even after her kid with Timberlake…she likes fitness and her ass has benefitted from that…
I will also say that she played being a Timberlake groupie so cool, that dude didn’t realize she was creepy fan, stan-ing the fuck out of him, waiting for him to comeback from tour, never asking who he fucked, cuz she couldn’t ruin that meal ticket…and I appreciate that kind of dumb bitch loyalty to the wallet she’s fucking…
So here she is old in panties…looking like a zombie…cuz it’s still Halloween in Montreal Canada…
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2019
01
Nov
Hailey Baldwin Tits of the Day
When looking at young bride Hailey Baldwin, who is a self proclaimed Jesus freak, thanks to her dad being one of those addicts who finds GOD in his recovery, so that he feeds it to his kids, who buy into too…but not enough to not be a famewhore money grubber on the internet trying to be famous…
She’s part of the new religious movement, that I guess you can see with Kanye’s instagrammable Church, which he’s doing on an evangelical level cuz it’s tax free money and these people love money, while pretending it’s some higher consciousness shit….that they don’t actually believe since everything about them is shit…
But it works cuz people are empty, even after finding followers, going on free influencer trips, and buying all the latest Kylie color palettes…we are all just miserable shells of humanity…and maybe this god thing will give some insight…
I will say that Baldwin has been about God since before it was a trend, so she’s not a bottom feeder on that…which is why I wonder if she only had anal sex with Justin pre-marriage, like Usher taught him to do, or if they did vaginal…
Is, by the grace of the lord, Hailey Baldwin, an anal queen like the other Jesus girls…
I’d like to know.
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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW
2019
01
Nov
Girls Dressed as Sydney Sweeney Dressed as Patricia Arquette in True Romance of the Day
I don’t know what Meta actually means, but you hear idiots say it all the time, along with things like trans not tranny, Safe Space, Triggered, Sex Positive, Believe all Women, Meme, #metoo, and all the other shit we didn’t need that the internet has brought to the surface…because as it turns out – people are bored and angry and now have a place to voice their worthless opinion instead of just off-ing themselves like they would have done pre-internet…
Anyway, Meta is….Girls Dressed as Sydney Sweeney on euphoria, the HBO answer to Riverdale, that is far racier, far darker, far more worthy of watching…..
What makes it meta, I don’t really know what meta is….is that this is from the halloween episode of the show, where Sydney Sweeney is dressed as Patricia Arquette in True Romance….
So these idiots are dressed like Sydney Dressed like Arquette….and are not dressed like Arquette..and that’s just too weird for my brain to wrap around…I get that they’ve probably never seen True Romance or know who Arquette is…but still fucking weird…
Still not as weird as how hot Arquette was compared to what she looks like now…even though her career is fucking killing it now thanks to a series of great roles…though.
Here are the idiots.
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Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney
2019
01
Nov
Emma Roberts Roller Skating Tits of the day
I like Emma Roberts…
I think there is something hot about her, mainly that she’s skinny, and stylish….
I think she’s got a good overall vibe, especially when she’s out there getting arrested for beating up her boyfriend like she did all those years ago. It’s funny and passionate. Not that I really know what her overall vibe is. I don’t pay attention to anything these people say or do. I just know she’s been in shit I’ve seen and didn’t annoy me.
I like that her dad is some Oscar winning loser who reminds us of the flaw in the system of acting. You know a fucking loser fail without a pot to piss in after winning an Oscar. A straight to DVD just to pay the mortgage on a shitty house that is probably not in his name….a self involved addict piece of shit who likely disappointed this one her entire life. I just find that adds so much to a girl’s overall personality…that makes them fun to fuck.
I like that her aunt is America’s sweetheart Julia Roberts….and I like that she’s roller skating with her little tits out.
You see not all things need to be negative. Not all things need to mock these famous idiots. Sometimes…things are just good and this is one of those times…
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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW
2019
01
Nov
Becky G Slutty Halloween of the Day
I still don’t know who Becky G is, I guess I could google it but why bother.
I am only posting this because I like her approach to Halloween photoshoots and not just because there is a Luchador mask in it, because my whole branding on this site, not that I’ve done any real branding, but you get what I am saying, has been the Luchador mask, that unfortunately has led to at least one person saying “what do you think you’re jack black or something” or “hey Nacho Libre get your own schtick”…but when Becky G does it…she’s half naked…and thus better…because when girls are half naked, despite how easy it is to do, it works.
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