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2019

17

Sep

Katie Price Naked of the Day

Here’s a little update on Katie Price and her new tits she loves to show off – because they are hilarious and amazing and huge…

Well, as it turns out the bandages are off of her tits, so there’s that….and they are now in a MESH top…so there’s that….I mean how do you make a news story around a set of silly tits.

Katie Price is the legend Glamour Model JORDAN…who got famous for having silly fucking clown tits….the way breast implants are supposed to be. I always say to all the girls that get breast implants to go big or go home, not that I talk to girls, they think I am weird, but you know what I mean….and that is that why get fake tits to look real that are fake….and that everyone knows are fake…who are you trying to fool with your titties…

I think the key is to use them for what they are…a new accessory, like a new car, be as big and flashy as you can, you paid for them…and that’s what fucking matters..

This subtle implant thing is some modern instagram filter so you fill out a bikini or whatever…but the true meaning of IMPLANTS on some mid 90s shit is Katie Price ….follow her lead.

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2019

17

Sep

Dora Madison Burge Fetish Erotica of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge is back with the slutty content because acting isn’t enough for these people, they need to get half naked cuz it is fun and easy to get noticed, and when noticed you can get more acting jobs – so it’s all one big hamster wheel of success..a winning formula so easy to figure out if you’re into being a exhibitionist, which you probably are if you chose an acting career….and the plus side to getting noticed is making more money, finally mattering to an audience size you crave and most importantly getting off knowing some pervs out there are getting off to you.

The internet has allowed us, the PUBLIC to be the casting couch once reserved for the WEINSTEINs….now we all get in on the action and adventure. Seeing what it really takes to take on HOLLYWOOD as a serious contender.

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Posted in:Dora Madison Burge|SFW

2019

17

Sep

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini, there’s some weirdness going on in her crotch in at least one of the pictures.

She is not doing a beach clean up – or defending the environment like some kind of Captain Planet motherfucker, but she is wearing a plastic visor for fashion, which likely destroyed it’s fair share of the environment to get produced and it will likely end up in the fucking ocean she’s soaking her Kidney Transplanted pussy in.

As weird as her face has been over the years, you know looking like a giant toddler into her 20s, only to now look like a 60 year old, missing all that inbetween years….the body is small, skinny, tight, possibly dying of a terminal illness and that in and of itself is worth staring at while it lasts, before it’s too late, etc.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2019

17

Sep

Shailene Woodley Tits of the Day

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Shailene Woodley is saving the fucking world, one bikini pic at a time, because it is not sensational half nudity for attention when it comes with activism and a cause….

Her cause is cleaning up the ocean of single use plastics….her method is to skin dive to retrieve as much plastics as she can while the real method is to get that bikini pic….cuz bikini pics are really what it is about.

Generating attention to save the fucking world, even though all reports are that it’s too fucking late to bother, humanity will be extinct, we are gonna die – so I’m glad you’re sitting at work slaving away for the man in your final enough days…

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Posted in:SFW|Shailene Woodley

2019

17

Sep

Brooke Candy Nipples of the Day

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Brooke Candy is the first stripper that I know of who turned to shitty internet rap the hipsters loved – before HIPSTER was mainstream and everyone was doing it….

She was the basis or foundation of the IGGY AZALEA character that was created through fake asses and fucking black dicks.

People thought she was edgy, or interesting, and it wasn’t even that long ago…but I guess nothing was THAT long ago, our lives are short and miserable even when they are long…100 years…that’s barely any time…and most of us die by 80….

Point being, to stay edgy, she posts shit like this, her body all marked up by what could be a retarded kid with a marker she fucks, or prison tattoos.

I never bought into anything she did, I never found it cool or interesting. I always though tit was attention seeking and trash….and I was right….but she’s still out there trying to get noticed tits out on INSTAGRAM..

Here is her audition to become the next BTK victim….you know Beth Ditto got a career revival in the new Kirsten Dunst show, why not Brooke Candy…

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Posted in:Brooke Candy

2019

17

Sep

Cynda Mcelvana Brings the Naked Instagram Model Comedy of the Day

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Cynda Mcelvana is some titty model who I guess lives in LA.

I don’t know if she’s actually a titty model, or just some girl who does nude shoots with her tits out to get noticed, but I guess they are one in the same.

It’s the Em Rat Cow hustle, that she didn’t innovate, trust me, RAT COW is zero innovative and is much like the muppet she looks like, but she did win at titty pics and she has made millions a year off it.

Only this Cynda Mcelvana….only has 35k followers, not making the millions with her tits, but she’s diverifying her cheesy desert style shoot with some comedy in the form of cardboard hitchhiker signs…high concept comedy, just like we do here….take the most basic and simple joke that is barely funny and ride it into the ground over and over for 15 years….

Her boyfriend, the guy who gets to play with these tits, is a Filmmaker who has done a bunch of hipster documentaries including the upcoming Raid Area 51 Doc…so the future looks bright for these tits…because the future looks bright for all tits…as long as they stop being so negative as they cry about MeToo / Toxic Masculinity and other fake trials and tribulations that they are up against cuz it gives them something to do now that we have no REAL threats against us…

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2019

17

Sep

Dua Lipa After Shower Sex Selfie of the Day

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Dua Lipa posted this slutty selfie in her panties after she just got fucked in the shower by the Hadid’s brother ANWAR…who she is rumored to be dating cuz all these “It” kids fucking suck and hang out together…which would make it easy to CLEAN up AMERICA from all the first generation rich kids being fucking garbage….but I think the hand prints in the shower are more innocent than that…since I assume ANWAR is more into fucking his sisters. RICH KIDS OF INSTAGRAM….faking being popstars, faking being models, and all you dumb fucks are believing them.

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2019

17

Sep

Hunter Haley King Titty Flash of the Day

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Hunter King is the slutty sister of Joey King, who we can assume are into TWINCEST, not that they are twins, but they could pretend they are for the sake of some pervert with a young sister fetish that can offer them something they want, like Oscar winning roles or whatever, I mean they are actors after all – that is the whole point of them….to live out fantasies….for us and for their pervert fans…and I guess their parents who designed all this…

I don’t think they are related to Martin Luther King, or Rodney King because they aren’t black but you can see some black nipple tape as she shows off her tits in the weirdest way…

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Posted in:Hunter Haley King|Hunter King|SFW

2019

17

Sep

Gnarly Scooter Faceplant and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Man at a RAve

School Bully Gets WWE

Fat Boxer VS Fit Boxer

Girl’s Grenade Fail

Old Lady Gets Beat

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

17

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think there will be a big resurgence in god – God happens in cycles and all these empty insta gram girls who get naked, who lack guidance, who clearly buy into anything they are told, trying to live the dream…and who probably went to church growing up Cuz America…are likely going to settle down when all the amateur sex work dries up…to find a cure…or meaning…or substance…you already see it in the Gay Community with all of them being on PREP….so get ready evangelists and cult leaders in training…you time is now…

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