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2019

10

Sep

Ashanti Full Bush of the Day

Is this Ashanti’s bush? Do you even care if it is? Do you even know who Ashanti is? Are the chances of any woman over the age of 35 having a solid bush even possible, unless they are married, obese and have given up…older women are the most brainwashed into thinking bush is bad, cuz they grew up with it, and were there when bald became a trend, it is the younger girls out there with BUSH who get the amazingness bush has to offer…

That said, I know some of you think she died in a plane crash after R. Kelly peed on her / married her at 15…..and I confuse her with that Ashanti too….but she’s not THAT Ashanti…she’s the other Ashanti who is alive, old and fat, spreading her legs like she was Nicki Minaj pretending to be Lil Kim, pretending to be a stripper….and there’s shadows….dark and scary shadows that could be bush…or just damaged skin from all that thigh rubbing….

WHO KNOWS…

BUT the way her belly hangs over her bikini bottoms is its own kind of what the fuck is that.

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2019

10

Sep

Poor Rachel Cook Broke Her Back of the Day

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A broken back is the only explanation as to why Rachel Cook is standing like this on the beach in her bikini, or its that she’s sucking it in so hard, arching that back to get her booty to pop and her tits to glisten in the sun for the perfect instagram shot of her looking like a cripple…..get this girl a fucking back brace, a wheel chair, a walker…cuz it’s straight up retarded.

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2019

10

Sep

Sydney Sweeney Massive Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is keeping busy now that EUPHORIA is over for the season. It has been renewed for another season…I watched it, I liked it….I expect it to get substantially fucking worse…but it was a break out role for her tits….and I guess that now makes her a vessel for said tits….tits that I assume her management knew all about when they decided to give her a shot and place her on some major hit shows before getting them a costarring role they deserve, or maybe we deserve to see, cuz the world doesn’t have enough huge tits on a skinny frame….clickbait, sure, but it’s good clickbait cuz it’s tits.

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2019

10

Sep

Noah Cyrus Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is doing her best MILEY CYRUS LESBIANISM because she’s a mooch bitch who only exists because of her sister. Her entire fucking existence as anything is because of her sister. Sure you can argue BILLY RAY has impact on the world with his one, now TWO hits, but if it wasn’t for Miley, the second tier bootleg sister wouldn’t be followed and we wouldn’t be talking about her taking a “Getting fucked by a strap on, strapped to a big girl”….seriously, we’d pay no attention to it…but instead I am looking at her trying to understand why she’s acting like she’s hot, obviously too much positive reinforcement when she was growing up so that she didn’t develop a complex for not being MILEY….chubby monster with her own take on lesbianism for attention and it’s a little too feminist college millennial for me…thanks to who is cast in the photos.

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2019

10

Sep

Camila Mendes Slutty of the Day

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Camila Mendes on the cover of Women’s Health Magazine talking about college rape.. lovely…or hot…or SAD….depending on what kind of victim blaming you’re into…

From my perspective, I am not going to even read the story, mainly because I don’t care about “THE NECK”…that is what I call this one….from “Riverdale”…a show that should have ended after season one….instead of it becoming a sexual assault on all of our brains that it became….which I can assume this one had something to do with it because she is the expert on sexual assault…

So from my perspective, unless you are jumped walking home at night in an alley, you are not a “Rape” victim, you are an idiot who is too trusting, who doesn’t protect herself. YOU are to blame for all bad things that happen to you…99.9 percent of the time.

I get that it is a trend or cool to be a rape victim, but it’s annoying for those of us who don’t fucking care…kee your pussy and it’s conquests and failures to your damn self….unless you’re actually posting pics of it…which I am cool with…

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2019

10

Sep

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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I know who Ellie Goulding but do I really know who Ellie Goulding is….

Definitely not. I don’t know anything about her, I barely know that one viral song she sang, but I could maybe recognize it if I heard it because I know it is about fire. I don’t know what she does, what she’s into, who she hangs out with, what her likes and dislikes are, what her strengths and weaknesses are…

I do not know her backstory, I do not want to google it and get into some Ellie Goulding vortex I really don’t care about…

But I’ll post her bikini pics as it speaks to my overall theme of reducing all these famous or want to be famous sluts to their core value proposition, which as it turns out…is TITS…..

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2019

10

Sep

Eugenie Bouchard Water Sex of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is bringing a very important reminder to all people, even those not from QUEBEC, CANADA…and that is that you can take the FRENCH CANADIAN out of FRENCH CANADA…..you can even give her a career, that may not be as lucrative as her ROMANIAN far less hot replacement, but that is still a career that can be turned into social media influencer, which is what all the girls crave anyway…..BUT you can’t take the FRENCH CANADIAN out of the girl…and I don’t mean she’s got a French Canadian cock up in her, I just mean French Canadian girls are all fucking horny mental case sluts who have “stripper” as their backup plan, in case the tennis thing doesn’t work. It’s cultural, they say it is passion, or JOIE DE VIVRE, but I say that it leads to great sex that comes from the depth of their soul…cuz they are crazy insatiable perverts…not that I deal with French Chicks, I just know people who do…and it is wild….

So Eugenie Bouchard sluts it for the paparazzi as a response to the Bianca chick’s win, you know to make her feel better, get some attention as a second tier cuz all these girls hate each other….we get to watch her intro to her sex tape….French Canadians…right.

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2019

10

Sep

Lara Stone Big Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Lara Stone is old as ashit, assuming that shit is old, I always do because it has some bloody petrified look to it, that I assume means it’s been baking inside of me for at least a month…not that I want to be talking about my digestive issues due to what I assume is Hep….but wn I call a bitch old as shit, I ask myself “Is shit that old”…maybe I should use another example, maybe she is old as J.LO, or Old as that Grandmother I saw pissing on the side of the road outside the Salvation Army store cuz she clearly can’t afford diapers…which makes me wonder if Lara Stone is that old? Has she lost her ability to control her bladder? I feel like we’ve seen her nips for 20 maybe 30 years…back when tits for fashion was a thing reserved for busty models, before the whole modeling world got overtaken by the DO it Yourselfers…

I guess none of this matters, other than my one Lara Stone story that involved her legal team aggressively coming after me about her Honeymoon pics back when she married some COMEDIAN…it was years ago, and even then she was old….and the pics were tame bikini pics…and this was years after we had seen her tits, her bare tits all the time, on the fucking regular, it’s why she got work….So I thought to myself…what a fucking cunt, coming after people like me, who are doing her a favor posting her…all to try to keep her honeymoon that clearly the paparazzi attended a fucking secret… when all I was doing was saying – here’s some recently married tit you’ve seen in a bikini….just a shitty attitude from clearly a shitty human…but the tits man….they’ve kept her afloat and here she is now…

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2019

10

Sep

Halsey Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Halsey attending a fashion week event with her pussy out. You can’t see her labia, but I can tell you that many people have, that is why she exists.

I can also tell you that it is HALF BLACK and mad that hotels don’t have shampoo that caters to it’s hair. I can tell you that it snorts a powder in Miami during some music week and the paparazzi capture it, but instead of being exiled, forced into rehab like she would have been if she was famous 10 years ago, brands all still work with her.

Furthermore, it has some storyline about being a druggy raver party girl homeless kid, sure, who rocked the VIP room thanks to promoters, and found some white boy DJ to fuck, cuz these DJs have needs, most are nerd losers who don’t know shit about music, but know that being the focal point of the room gets them pussy. Halsey was that pussy and this is her being discreet about her pussy, even though she’s loud about everything she does to make sure you all notice her….she’s a fucking NEON sign of a bitch…LOOK AT HER, OPEN, READY….and fucking annoying

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2019

10

Sep

Kim Riekenberg Slutty of the Day

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Kim Riekenberg is proper slutty if you are like me and think when a girl decides to spend her day topless or in her underwear for a dude with a camera…not fully showing tit…but still doing dramatic poses with her tits out for the camera is slutty….because it is.

That is not to say we don’t love sluts, cuz we do, otherwise we wouldn’t post pics of sluts all day.

It’s just to say whatever angle they use to polarize their slutty, like that it is art or feminism doesn’t take away from the slutty, it just makes it more annoying, which is why we mute these sluts and look at their basic, low level content for what it is…tits to look at….nothing more…nothing less.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Kim Riekenberg but I like her wet T-Shirt…reminds me of the good old days when wet t-shirts were a staple at all the trashy bars…before tits and nipples came with a fucking manifesto you have to navigate as to not offend these people who are fundamentally just as slutty as sluts of the 90s but WAY less fun.

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