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2019

19

Aug

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking who could also be 80 year old looking legal adult…

She was on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….called Modern Family….that I guess made her exist in the world like some kind of actual celebrity….because being on a hit network show is what defines being a celebrity…

She’s been trying to find that social media, instagram, sexual side of her…consistently over the course of finding social media and being told by her team to step up her hustle…and she’s clearly addicted to it..cuz it’s carried her on social media this far….

Not bad for a weird looking girl who is missing vital organs and has had at least 2 Kidney Transplants…maybe part of her “who cares” approach…once you’re borderline dead or dying….you kinda have a different take on showing off your new found cleavage…

It is like we are all used to BROKEN girls…but this girl is LEGIT broken….from the VITAL ORGANS and that makes her appealing to dudes drawn to broken girls….terminal illness can be a fetish for those who have commitment issues….or I guess to her fiance who is clearly a gay dude using her for the clout…ROMANCE in LA….

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2019

19

Aug

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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At least Rita Ora is subtle in her quest for fame….that I guess she’s officially achieved with both her tits still intact, almost unscathed, because they were the number one tool to get her here….wherever “here” is…that whole singing thing or record label thing just got her to the parties with the right people…the tits are what made them notice her and help her…cuz tits are a currency, a talent, the one thing that separates two equally average talents,….one to become Rita Ora, the other to become who the fuck cares, her tits didn’t carry her where she needed them to carry her…so she doesn’t even EXIST anymore. Tits have that much power and girls with tits KNOW it and carry them…open doors for them…close deals for them…etc…

So celebrate all that….right here…in black and white so you know it’s art not shamelessness..

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2019

19

Aug

Tallulah Willis Bikini of the Day

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TALLULAH WILLIS vagina shot for her sister…cuz they are weird rich people…coddled by their weird parents…raised in wierd Idaho…where rich weirdness happened…EPSTEIN LEVEL….

So younger sister Tallulah is like “check out my YOGA dance moves cuz I am an artist” approach while spreading her legs apart in skimpy underwear on the internet / on social media as a tribute to her sister…

When normal families usually keep the birthday wishes to not being half nude with the pussy spread…radiating the room with the sweet scent of Ashton Kutcher’s dirty fingers…which I assume lived up in her at least once…but you can never be too sure…maybe the whole bathing together sister thing is recent…just a new strategy (cuz they bathe together for social media)….

Point being, this is weird incest erotica I don’t understand cuz i guess I am not as high brow as these aging hipster rich kids who do nothing.

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2019

19

Aug

Tori Black Nipples of the Day

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TORI BLACK is some porn star so big surprise she has her nipples out at an event…because she’s a fucking porn star…and that’s the freedom she has knowing anyone who knows her name and some who don’t have seen her take dicks up her asshole…

I don’t have any amazing and inspiring Tori Black stories, I think she’s got me blocked on social media, which is pretty rude, but I don’t really fuck with pornstars, I’m not on that fan kick who pays porn chicks for sex to live out that fantasy I see when watching them in videos, if anything, I find that whole thing gross….I also don’t think being a porn star is a valid career, I don’t find porn cool or interesting, and I don’t find people who work in porn cool or interesting. My first AVN awards was in 2007 or something and everyone there was a slimy looking bro in Ed Hardy….just because thee slimy bro in Ed Hardy has become hipsters in tight jeans…doesn’t mean they have any more depth, artistry, or substance…and the girls who get into porn are just lazy, or failed actresses in the mainstream, or perverts…which is fine….we need exhibitionist sluts out there…but I like them better when they do it for free, not for 1000 dollars a scene….and I don’t like giving hype, or allure, or status to a bitch who is fucking on camera for money. It doesn’t impress me. It is not a challenge. It is dull and thus Tori Black and every other porn chick I have met…is dull.

But her nipples were still brought out to an event, along with her banged out cunt, asshole and everything else that made her a “big” deal in porn a few years ago….only now she’s old.

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2019

19

Aug

Pregnant Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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Lea Michele is in a bikini looking like she’s pregnant, which would go against my theory she’s trans….and doesn’t have lady parts but rather a solid tuck….

Her posture looks like a weird primate on the beach, a hairless prehistoric man, not that she’s hairless, her bikini doesn’t offer us that information, and she actually looks like she’s naturally hairy, you know some girls just have that look, especially when they are born men….

But the rich and famous ugly troll looking thing is in her bikini on vacation and for some reason you perverts are excited by it.

When I worked in porn they did say Tranny Porn was the best selling porn, because I guess you’re all a bunch of queers who are scared to admit you are queer, so you take your gay porn with dudes dressed like chicks with fake tits….and I guess you take your celeb paparazzi bikini pics like that too…

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2019

19

Aug

Jessica Alba Getting Wet of the Day

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Jessica Alba your favorite billionaire pervert is out here doing bikini/ bathing suit photoshoots like it was 15 years ago and she wasn’t 15 years older….because when you spend your adult life being told you’re the hottest thing out there, despite being totally unmemorable in every single movie she’s ever done, she’s almost a clickbait weirdo before the internet existed, it’s like hype for nothing…then she went and started a scam wellness company, on some AMWAY level of “let’s sell everything and pretend it is organic”….when it isn’t organic…is now worth a billion dollars…and the ego is either huge, doing shit like this, or maybe she’s well aware of being old, and knows she look alright but is still old, and is doing it for more money….cuz some of these egos are just in it for the money.

Either way, she’s still a half naked, photoshopped, but your ALBA dreams can live on another day…you sick, old, outdated fuck…

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2019

19

Aug

Helena Christensen Getting Wet of the Day

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Helena Christensen is doing some zombie in nature shoot – that we can assume is for some upcoming unannounced horror project called “hot Victoria’s Secret models from the 90s turn into old ladies but are in denial of that fact due to a weird virus that has infiltrated the entertainment industry making these vain and narcissistic people decide that fact, basic biology is totally unaccepted as a concept, and thus they must work out, starve out, and jack up the muppet faces with injections”….

The modern zombie doesn’t eat brains and still looks good enough to fuck, but they are dead on the inside, not like the hipster kids on social trying to be deep are saying they are dead on the inside, but that her organs are all expired, menopaused, dried out and possibly smell.

At least she’s not fat.

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2019

19

Aug

Heidi Klum Full Tit Selfie of the Day

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Heidi Klum flashed her full tit on instagram and I was quick enough to screenshot it – thinking it was an accident, like how could some old timer like Heidi Klum intentionally flash her tit on social media, these are the things that people sit on snapchat all day for….the slip up…imagining that someone like Heidi Klum is above low level clickbait like flashing tit, forgetting that someone like Heidi Klum became Heidi Klum through strategy that probably involved more than just flashing a tit, they think she’s this A-Lister, top of her game at 50 years old and still looking good, forgetting that she got to the top of the hosting charts being a half naked slut for Victoria’s Secret when social media didn’t exist and it was impossible to be a half naked slut for a brand without paying your dues with decision makers….so we just didn’t know she was an exhibitionist slut because she didn’t have access to directly give us her slutty content…but all that has changed…TECHNOLOGY….

I mean that and she’s European, old, still hot, why wouldn’t her nipples be everywhere they can be thanks to the whole being old…well travelled….experienced and sucked on by many….it’s like it probably feels like the whole world has seen her tits already…why not solidify that fact…

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2019

19

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin and her hard Bieber face is out here in a bikini playing with Monkeys like she was still friends with a Kardashian…..before realizing that leveraging them was going no where and she maximized that relationship…forcing her to get back with her childhood crush who de-virginized her…true story…laying the groundwork for their weird Christian experience that involves being half naked, entitled, rich fucks, trying to get as famous as possible, all things that I’d argue are anti-christian but don’t really need to argue cuz the content she releases is all low level smut to make you think she’s hot, and thus not Christian at all. The fact that I know these two are weirdo Christians is really a flaw in my personality or life. I should not know anything about BIEBER’s beliefs or what Baldwin he shoves his dick up inside….in their young marriage of bliss…

It is safe to assume that we all know…they are both useless.

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2019

19

Aug

Sommer Ray Clickbait Fitness of the Day

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I used to have a little league coach who was a straight up pervert, you could tell by his moustache. He never molested me, I was never a crowd favorite for that kind of thing cuz I would have killed a motherfucker for trying, but he did once tell me that women who work out too much, or who take steroids get clits the sizeof a grown man’s thumb…which was interesting because I was 10 and didn’t know what a clit was but I guess I got it easy, since I didn’t have to suck him off in the equipment room.

That said, here’s Sommer Ray, an instagram girl who pretends to be a fitness influencer with 21 million motherfuckers follow her in her fitness journey that is based solely on her ass. Deep. Squat. Thoughts(THOTS).

Here are her nips:

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