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2019

05

Apr

SI Swimwuit of the Day

Here’s some memory of a time when Sports Illustrated Swim mattered to more than just a handful of people who are in the magazine. Where there was some prestige in being selected. When we had no option but SI to see bikini pics before every girl started creating her own bikini pics in as good of places with as good a turn out using a fucking iphone and instagram….

Now SI swim is just a get whoever they can who has followers, in a bikini so people post it up on their feed and keeps them alive, so their ads don’t dry up and they can still exist…in an era where they literally don’t need to exist….

What was once fodder for the subscribers of the magazine, a reward they could jack off to, is now just a weird bottom feeding pile of shit…

ANd here are some of the pics they’ve produced…nothing revolutionary or life changing here….

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2019

05

Apr

Noah Cyrus Underage Drinking in a Bikini of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is pretty consistent with being an unattractive, even disgusting little toll.

She is also consistent with being a bootleg ugly version of her sister who only matters because of who her sister is.

Even being Billy Ray’s girl, she had no fucking hope and thanks to Miley she’s got some visibility which feeds her ego a little but is a constant reminder that she is just always second tier…

But she lives the rich life, the famous life, doesn’t need much credibility or work for herself to just be a vapid, lazy, garbage instagram chick who is half naked and gets the luxury of spending everyday like it was a Saturday….and lucky for her she doesn’t need to try to sugar baby to make that happen since people would only really pay the discount bargain basement price…

It all works out for everyone in the end….

Here is her dad Billy Ray making a comeback with the black crowd – doing black country. We like it.

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2019

05

Apr

JoJo Bikini Tits of the Day

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JoJo’s words of wisdom that she doesn’t express to us via her music no one remembers….is through her bikini…..and she’s saying NEVER GIVE UP IF NO ONE REMEMBERS>

Just post your tits in the bikini and the perverts will crawl out of the fucking gutter to stare at you…

That’s how life works….

The body ain’t tight, but it’s half naked and not as fat as most people, so I guess it’s tight enough, it’s not like she’s 15 anymore you freaks…just take what you can get and remember with fat – comes tits – most of the time – unless you’re one of those unfortunate flat chested fat chicks….in which case…some pervert will still fuck you cuz that’s what perverts fucking do.

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2019

05

Apr

Joey King Naked of the Day

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Joey King is in the ACT and so are her tits…..and these are her tits, far bigger than I expected.

Doing what you gotta do for the role of your lifetime….

The Act is the movie about the mom who made her kid think she was a handicapped, who exploited all the Charities around her, and who got a house built for them while lying..to habitat for humanity…before the weird abused daughter and her BDSM nerd boyfriend killed them mom so they could be together in prison…

There’s a documentary on it. Fascinating….but the highlight is for sure her tits.

Looking good Joey….the last name I like to say as I cum to a set of tits.

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2019

05

Apr

Irina Shayk Panties for Vogue of the Day

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Irina Shayk proves that you take the whore out of Russian – and give her that premium A-List sperm to make babies…she still remains a whore…but one who is far more high end because she’s taken that A-List sperm to make a baby…so her panty flashes are not for perverts who throw ten dollar bills at her anymore…or in her case RUBLES at her….or rationed bread..working for the cam companies…but instead for VOGUE…and that’s pretty fancy….it’s like the smell of her pussy no longer of a gutter whore but now that of a fancy French perfume. Funny how status does that to a bitch…

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2019

05

Apr

DynastyLoveYou Pussy Dance of the Day

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DynastyLoveYou ….is a legend of instagram..

She is the leader of the new generation of the handicapped people making it in America…not that she’s handicapped, since we are all full retard, who barely function and the world is about inclusion..

You now if fat people can be influencers, so can DynastyLoveYou ..

Hence why she’s doing her pussy dance.

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2019

05

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Wants You to Remember Her of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is 75 years old in Model years…maybe 80…

So when she puts out things like this in her retirement from Victoria’s Secret, I wonder if it is because she can’t let go of what once was, you know the greatest years of her life. Dealing with peaking at 20 is rough on anyone, where do you go from there.

Or is it her attempt to get her husband to fuck her, instead of all the groupie girls he’s out there fucking, because 20 year olds don’t mind 45 year old DJs who are married to ex-VS models….giving him all the options in the world for better pussy than the one this bitch is spreading for her instagram….

Either way, seems desperate and like any scavenger, I love desperation.

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2019

05

Apr

Josephine Skriver’s Golf Fetish Pictures of the Day

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When a genetically modified future human – who was created in a lab by her weird gay biologist dad – and sold off to the modeling world of panty modeling – because he selected all the best traits for her when genetically modifying her..

Well, they have now taken her to learn golf…

It’s like watcing an AI finally come into it’s own, before it violently dies of cancer from being a fucking creature created in a lab…instead of one created by your God, your lord and savior…the invisible man who is anti-abortion….

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2019

05

Apr

Pantsless Woman on Drugs VS Cop and Other Videos of the Day

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Lady Grabs Blind Guy’s Dick

Radio Show Robbed at Gun Point…

Aquarium Leak!

Cop Saves Dude

Just a Man and his Cat

Cop Pushes Dude to the Ground

First Male Rapper to Get Breast Implants…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

05

Apr

Olivia Culpo for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Olivia Culpo proves that even if you’re a nobody…print media will do a story on you…because they are desperate for hits….

Olivia Culpo is the TILA TEQUILA of her generation – only far less interesting because she’s a safe for work Instagram girl who poses in basic outfits that remind me a Matcha Latte in a pink toned cafe surrounded by Banana leaf wallpaper…

It’s just fucking played out, and not in a fun way, in this stylized way everyone is doing it…and the only reason care is she knows how to instagram market, work with brands and fuck NFL players…cuz they are too brain damaged to know how she’s just fucking tolling…trolling that made her become something Harper’s wants…

Living her dream out…and still not even someone who has done anything ever.